Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 14

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Even Xi was still weighing the white impermanence certificate in his hand. If I just grab an impermanence certificate, can I also have an iron rice bowl..."

Lian Xi glanced at him, thinking about the half-assedness of the shorty roommate, who seemed to be not as good as his own: "Dream faster."

Su Jiao: "Hello!"

Lian Xi looked down at this thin book of impermanence.

The cover is simple and simple, and the three characters of "impermanence card" in Song Dynasty can be seen everywhere.

When I opened the booklet, the first few pages were all "Information on Impermanence", and the back was blank. At first glance, it looks a bit similar to the Japanese manga "Death Note" that was popular more than ten years ago. The difference is that people will die after their names are written in the Death Note, while Impermanence Cards means that after they die, their names will be written automatically.

Lian Xi casually flipped to the last page. He was just flipping through it at will, but suddenly he saw a sentence printed on the last page—

"Life has never been dead"

Lian Xi: "..."

Is this how it is used? !

Did you pay Wen Tianxiang's copyright fee like this? !

Lian Xi closed the impermanence card with a speechless expression.

Lian Xi: "If you need, I can help you find the local Bai Wuchang in Sucheng." After a pause, he added: "I am an anchor, and I live broadcast on time every day, and I am quite free at other times."

Caochen: "No need."

Lian Xi: "What?"

Caochen: "Isn't it you?"

Lian Xi: "..."

You are really not picky at all!

Speechless, looking at the golden light wrapped around the man in black, almost blinding one's eyes, and thinking about the insects he ate and the cold shower he took every day, he gritted his teeth: "If you insist on letting him It’s not impossible for me to be Bai Wuchang, I’m quite free anyway…”

Su Jiao: "???"

When are you free

You are obviously too lazy to go out every day, staying at home is a dead house!

The black mole between the eyebrows swayed slightly because of the provocative eyebrows, and the minister lowered his eyes and said calmly: "I said, it is you."

Lian Xi: "Okay, that's me."

The Ombudsman: "It's really you."

Lian Xi: "Well, what you say is what you say." You are the big boss of Jinguang.

Zaochen smiled: "It's really you."

At this time, Lian Xi finally tasted something wrong. He raised his head and looked at the man.

The man had a smile on the corner of his mouth, seemingly casual and casual, but there was no joke in his eyes or any intention of throwing blame. He looked down at Lian Xi, and found that the young man's expression changed from perfunctory at first to solemnity later. He seemed to have found something interesting. He leaned over slightly, got closer, and almost repeated it in Lian Xi's ear: "I said... it was you."

Lian Xi: "..."

He took a half step back calmly, and Lian Xi flipped through the book of impermanence again. He raised his head and said calmly, "Is there any evidence?"

The man nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that you have also lost your memory."

Lian Xi: "???"

What? !

Am I so forced to lose my memory? !

Next, Lian Xi heard a very strange theory of amnesia from the man.

According to Su Cheng's predecessor Hei Wuchang, Yin and Yang are separated, and people and ghosts have different paths. Any ghost or god who wants to return from the underworld to the world will always have to pay a price. Even a ghost who eats public food and takes official duties will have a certain chance to pay the price when he takes office in the realm of the earth. If it is serious, the strength will plummet. If you have not seen the sun in the world, you will have to go down to reincarnation.

Although his predecessor Hei Wuchang had never seen such a thing as amnesia, he had heard of it.

He even guessed that Su Chengbai had been absent from work for so many years without any reason, either because he was shameless, or he accidentally lost his memory.

After listening to his crooked and heresy talk, Lian Xi said seriously: "Although you seem to have some truth in what you said, I remember everything from childhood to adulthood very clearly."

Caochen: "Oh, there is another possibility."

Lian Xi was surprised: "Anything else?"

The minister: "When the predecessor Bai Wuchang was reincarnated in the underworld, Hei Wuchang was not there. Bai Wuchang suddenly encountered an evil spirit and lost his life, which is considered a sudden death. According to Hei Wuchang, when Bai Wuchang left, it was possible If you pass on your position to others, then the underworld will regard it as having sent a new impermanence, and will not take care of it. Of course, that person has not taken office for a long time."

Lian Xi: "..."

I was only thirteen years ago ten years ago. Are you serious about employing child labor in the underworld

Lian Xi thinks that these black impermanences in Su City are not careful and encircling the territory, but they are very brainy and unpredictable!

However, Lian Xi didn't take it seriously, he just thought they were talking nonsense, but the short roommate on the side touched his chin, poked him, and looked serious: "Lian Xi, will it be passed on to you?"

Lian Xi: "..."

A cauldron fell from the sky!

Did I lose my memory, I don't know

Even Xi was speechless.

Just when he wanted to perfunctory and accept the blame for Jin Guang's compromise, the man's low and gentle voice sounded: "Besides, I have other evidence."

Lian Xi was stunned: "What?"

The slender and thin fingers moved slightly, and the next moment, a small album with golden cover and vibrant purple light appeared in the man's hand.

For a moment, Lian Xi and Su Jiao's eyes were suddenly attracted to this small album.

This is a palm-sized, intricately crafted album. A splendid golden glow envelops the cover, with six small black seal characters in the middle. In the dark night, the golden light seemed to move with the wind, and the arc of purple electric light danced above the quaint and majestic album.

Lian Xi and the two didn't notice for a while, so their lips were slightly open, and they looked lost.

Until the man flipped his fingers, the album made a clattering sound, and the two recovered instantly.

Lian Xi raised his head vigilantly and looked at each other.

The minister's voice was calm: "This is the magic weapon of impermanence that I brought from the underworld. Every ghost will have a unique magic weapon."

This album is really frightening, but Lian Xi doesn't understand what it has to do with him.

But the next moment.

I saw the man's slender fingers gently pinching the album, like playing an accordion, and slowly opening it.

"Whoa-"

"Warning~!"

Lian Xi: "???"

Su Jiao: "???"

The two bowed their heads and looked at the bronze bell on Lian Xi's left wrist together.

The corner of his lips twitched, and he opened the album again.

"Whoa!"

The bronze bell was very happy: "Ding!"

Golden Album: "Crash!"

Bronze bell: "Dinner!"

"Crash!!!!"

"Warning!!!!"

... You guys even sang it!

Kaoru smiled: "Is that enough?"

Su Jiao's face was complicated, and he rebelled directly: "Lian Xi, have you really lost your memory, don't you know?"

Lian Xi: "..."

I almost believed your evil!

Having said that, Lian Xi's brain turned quickly.

Su Jiao pondered: "Ten years ago, did you meet someone who died suddenly? Just now, Lord Hei Wuchang said that ghosts can be not only ghosts, but also people and spirits. Maybe you are around you. What kind of person is Bai Wuchang! Hey, I remembered, did you say that your father was drunk and drove away during dinner two days ago, more than ten years ago?"

Lian Xi said quietly: "...You said that Su Cheng's predecessor, Black and White, was gay."

The minister glanced at him: Huh

Su Jiao: "Yes, all of China knows it!"

Lian Xi: "That's my dad, can he be gay?"

Subconsciously, Su Jiao was about to blurt out, "That's not necessarily true", but in the eyes of Lian Xi's cold murderous eyes, he swallowed and closed his mouth: "I'm sorry."

Lian Xi retracted his gaze.

He looked to the east, and at the junction of the sky and the earth, a layer of light blue and light white color blended.

Lian Xi: "Let's go home first." His voice stopped, and he looked at the man in black standing in the wind: "Lie... Sir, together?"

Looking at the young man's elegant and delicate face for a moment, the man turned to take back the golden and purple booklet: "Okay."

***

When the two of them returned home, the sky was already bright.

After staying up all night, when he got home, Su Jiao went straight into the house and locked the door, then fell asleep.

Lian Xi took the man to his room: "I will find the landlord to rent another room during the day. If you don't dislike it, you can take it in my room first."

The minister glanced down at him and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Hmm."

After closing the door, Lian Xi walked directly to the door of the shorty roommate's room.

dong dong dong!

"What are you doing!"

"Open the door, squeeze."

"…@# $@ #$%#@!"

Shorty's roommate was lying on the bed with the quilt in his arms. He was so sleepy that he was about to fall asleep, and he muttered, "When are you so kind?"

Lian Xi said lightly, "Learn from Lei Feng's spirit and be kind. What do you know?"

But the roommate was already asleep: "snoring..."

Stupid people have stupid blessings, but Su Jiao was heartless and fell asleep in a second. Lian Xi on the side tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

The rising sun shines through the window of the rental house without curtains, illuminating Lian Xi's frowning eyebrows. He raised his left hand, looked at the small bronze bell on his wrist with complex eyes, and then shook it.

No sound.

No matter how he shook it, the little bell made no sound at all.

Lian Xi knew that the bell would only ring unless he focused and moved it with his fingers, and every time it rang, an accident would happen.

but…

It rang today.

There was no sign, it was so natural.

rang.

Why

When refuting Su Jiao, Lian Xi was righteous and could not be refuted. But his heart began to shake.

Because he remembered that many years ago, when his father was still alive, he would touch his head from time to time, looked at the little bell on his wrist with strange eyes, and said, "When Xi Xi grows up, Dad will tell you a secret."

"Dad, what a secret!"

"You'll know when you grow up!"

However, Dad didn't wait for him to grow up, and he hit Lu Dunzi and died.

So, what's the secret

Is it really related to the local white impermanence in Sioux City? Could it be that his father is really... Bai Wuchang? !

Suddenly, a light flashed in my mind.

correct! Father once said that this bell was given by an old nurse who delivered him in the operating room when he was born! Then just find this old nurse and ask it clearly, okay

Without further ado, Lian Xi instantly became motivated and lifted the quilt to get out of bed.

Shorty's roommate muttered, "Why..."

"Going out to do errands!" Lian Xi didn't have time to pay attention to him at all, put on his shoes, changed his clothes, and strode straight to the door.

Soon, the door slammed shut.

With the quilt between his legs, Su Jiao turned over and fell asleep.

In Lian Xi's room, the man in black squatted in front of his bookshelf, and curiously reached out and poked a figure of King of Glory on the shelf. Lian Xi slammed the door shut, he was stunned for a moment, and with a little more force in his hand, all of a sudden, he broke Da Qiao's staff.

The minister: "..."

Big Joe with half a staff: "..."

There was no wavering on his indifferent and handsome face. The man stood up regardless of himself, pursed his thin lips slightly, thought about it, and squatted down to pick up the half of the staff that fell on the ground, and then… pressed it back.

"pat-"

dropped again.

Press again.

Dropped again!

Nonsense, there is no glue, how can it be pressed back!

His brows furrowed slightly, and his dark, deep eyes flashed with icy, penetrating colors. A faint layer of black light appeared between the fingers, and the next second, the broken staff was suddenly "sticky" back.

The man was stunned for a moment, raised his fingers, and looked at the little black light remaining between his fingers.

… This is also the ability of black impermanence

Quanhuaxia Black Impermanence: "… "

We are not, don't talk nonsense!

We don't have the ability to bring back the broken Wangchuan!

***

Lian Xi hurriedly ran out the door. He had just stepped off the elevator when there was a sound of the door opening behind him.

He looked back.

It was the young guy in the house in the opposite door group, and the one who came out was the one who took the initiative to open the door and speak for him that day.

When the guy saw Lian Xi, he grinned and said, "What a coincidence, are you going out to buy breakfast too?"

The author has something to say:

CC: You are a bell!

Fake·Bronze Bell·True·Morning Bell: Angry!

General Manager: You are a low-level ghost binding magic weapon!

A. Anonymity. Jin Zhen. Wronged Baba. Yuguang. Crying. Ziwen: I don't...

General Manager: Huh

A, unnamed, Jin Zhen, wronged Baba, Yuguang, Ku Ha Ha Ha, Zi Wen: Yes, I am woo woo QAQ!

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Speaking of which, remember one thing and emphasize it~

It is definitely wrong to drink and drive, but according to the timeline, CC's father was in 2004 when he was drinking and driving a motorcycle and hit Ludunzi. His death was doomed. DUI is an 11-year sentence.