Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 17

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"Don't be impulsive, you can't beat him!"

Just as Lian Xi got out of the elevator, before he could see his house number, he heard a burst of chattering noises. He raised his head in surprise, Su Jiao looked back, just saw him, and suddenly opened his eyes, as if he had seen a savior: "Come here to help pull the frame! Lian Xi!"

Lian Xi: "..."

It was said to be pulling the frame, but it was actually the tall, thin young guy opposite the door who wanted to unilaterally beat Mr. Ge. He used both hands and feet, angered and rushed to the crown, Su Jiao pulled him desperately like an octopus, so he didn't let him rush to his death. Mr. Ge, who was dressed in black, put one hand in his pocket, and glanced at them calmly. When Lian Xi came back, Mr. Ge still had time to look back at him lightly.

In the dimly lit corridor, I saw two young people pulling each other, and the man in black on the side lowered his eyes indifferently, watching from the sidelines.

What's the matter!

Lian Xi walked up and pulled them away: "What's the matter?"

The young guy sneered and said to Lian Xi, "What's the matter? I heard from the villagers a long time ago that people in your city are different, you don't stop by or say hello to each other. But you don't need to scold people as soon as you meet, right? Your roommate. ," he pointed at President Ji, "the first time we met, he let me reincarnate?! Listen, is this a human word? What does he mean, you explain to me clearly!"

Lian Xi suddenly became big, he apologized again and again, and then turned to ask Su Jiao, "What's wrong?"

Su Jiao burst into tears: "What do you think?"

Then, Lian Xi heard the cause and effect from Su Jiao.

Even Xi's eyelids twitched, he appeased his furious neighbor and walked to Mr. Ji's side.

The extremely cold eyebrows were gently drawn together, and the minister looked calmly at the young man who walked in front of him. Before Lian Xi opened his mouth, he spoke first, and said succinctly: "He is not a human being."

Lian Xi: "..."

Su Jiao: "..."

The guy facing the door: "You are not human, your whole family is not human!!!"

"Oh?" The corner of his mouth twitched, and he smiled softly. He raised his eyes and swept to the irritable and scolding young guy, his dark eyes flashed with cold light, and when he turned his left hand, a thin golden purple album appeared in his palm. The guy opposite the door was stunned when he saw this scene, and subconsciously said: "You..."

At this moment, the cool air in the corridor suddenly cooled down, and a chill that climbed up from the depths of hell, like maggots on the tarsus, climbed up the back and quickly went up, making the scalp numb!

The lights flickered on and off, and there seemed to be a rapid whistling sound.

The golden album that glowed with purple light floated slightly in the air. The powerful and terrifying majestic momentum slammed down, and everyone couldn't help but want to bow their heads.

"There is a way to heaven and earth, but no door to hell..."

"receive!"

Thin and slender fingers pressed down gently and settled on the golden album.

A designated tone!

As if the big move was activated, in an instant, the golden light filled the narrow corridor, and the momentum was majestic and irresistible!

The young man opened his eyes wide in horror, and even Xi and Su Jiao looked solemn.

I saw a ray of noble and steady purple light in the golden light, rushing towards the heavenly spirit of the guy opposite. Everyone held their breath, and the guy at the door opened his eyes in shock, and his eyes were split in shock! Then…

The minister: "..."

Lian Xi: "..."

Su Jiao and the guy opposite the door: "..."

The golden light spreads out.

Everything is back to normal.

long silence.

Lian Xi looked at Gu Chen: "Did something go wrong?"

Kazuo narrowed his eyes and looked at the album in his hand.

Jin Zhenyuguang Ziwen: "..."

What's the matter with me!

The guy facing the door: "Fuck! Who are you, what is this! What is this, I want to call the police, I want to call the police!"

Lian Xi immediately stepped forward and smiled: "It's nothing, it's all a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding? My mother! A book that flew up, it's flying! You see it's still flying, it's still flying! And that light, hula hula golden purple light, what is this, I want to call the police, I Call the police now!" he said, taking his phone from his pocket.

Lian Xi held his hand: "Have you seen magic?"

The guy facing the door: "... ah?"

Lian Xi looked serious: "David Copperfield is the one who stuffed a man into a bucket and cut it in half with a saw, and the man was still alive and kicking."

The guy opposite the door: "Huh?"

Lian Xi took a deep breath without changing his face: "It's all magic!"

Su Jiao hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, it's all magic."

The guy facing the door had a "do you think I'm a fool?" expression.

Lian Xi: "..."

It seems to be a bit harsh.

The handsome young man flipped his wrist, revealing a bronze bell tied to his hand. Lian Xi untied the bronze bell and said to the guy opposite: "You see that it is a bell on the surface."

The guy facing the door looked solemn: "Then it actually..."

"It's actually a magic tool." Lian Xi untied the red rope expressionlessly and rang the bell. The bronze bell was paralyzed speechlessly, not wanting to move at all. Lian Xi's eyes tightened, and he moved it again, and the bronze bell reluctantly flew into the air.

Lian Xi pointed at the bell: "Look, the flying magic bell."

Then he pointed to the golden album flying in front of Mr. Zhi: "Look, the flying magic workbook."

The minister: "..."

Jin Zhenyuguang Ziwen: "..."

To the guy at the door: "...I think I need Jingjing, don't ask me who Jingjing is."

Watching the guy opposite the door open the door and enter the house in a trance, everyone was relieved when they heard the door slamming shut.

back home.

Su Jiao: "I can't serve anymore, I won't serve anymore, I'm leaving, don't think about me, I'll quit!"

Lian Xi grabbed him: "You wait first."

Lian Xi looked up at the man: "Master Hei Wuchang."

The priest looked down at him.

The two looked at each other, and after a long silence, the minister's voice was calm: "He is not a human being."

Su Jiao: "It's not human anymore! We often see people across from us when we go out, they are just individuals."

Caochen glanced at him and let out a chuckle from his nose. He didn't continue the topic, but lowered his head to look at Lian Xi's lower abdomen.

Lian Xi: "..."

What are you looking at!

The courtier: "What did you put there."

Only then did Lian Xi react. He took out a napkin from his trousers pocket and opened it, revealing a small black bug.

"It's like this, I went to the hospital this morning and I met a strange old man..."

Lian Xi briefly recounted what happened to him this morning. After listening to his words, Su Jiao touched his chin strangely: "Then it seems that this black bug belongs to the old man?"

Lian Xi: "It should be." He raised his head to look at the minister, "Master Hei Wuchang, do you know what's going on?"

The Prime Minister was arrogant and blurted out: "I don't know."

Lian Xi: "..."

Why do you seem a little proud!

But there was one thing that he was curious about. The minister raised his eyebrows: "How did you know that woman was a corpse?"

Speaking of this matter, Lian Xi took out a thin proof of impermanence: "It told me."

an hour ago.

Lian Xiben had already pressed the button on the first floor, and the elevator ran up smoothly. Suddenly, he felt a warmth in the inner thigh. Strangely, he reached out and took out the book he had accidentally brought with him from his trousers pocket.

Open it up.

I saw a line of words slowly printed on the small notebook...

"Fang Xiaolin, 1995-2020, died of illness"

Lian Xi narrowed his eyes.

So, he pressed the button on the minus three floors and returned to the mortuary.

Su Jiao thought for a while: "That old man should be a living person, but I've never heard of someone raising worms to eat their internal organs... Why does he eat the internal organs of a corpse? It's weird, I don't understand."

Lian Xi put away the little bug: "Okay, let's put this thing first. As for the opposite door..." He turned his head to look at the minister, and was silent for a moment: "Do you really think he is not a human being? Impermanence card against him There is no response, you just tried your black impermanence binding magic weapon, and it has no effect."

Su Jiao watched the fun and didn't think it was a big deal, and whispered: "A living person is a big living person, and suddenly someone told him to reincarnate. Don't talk about him, I'm anxious for me."

Lian Xi ignored him, he quietly looked at the man in front of him: "What do you think?"

Caochen sneered and didn't take it seriously: "He's not a human being."

Lian Xi: "Okay, then I believe you."

He didn't seem to expect this answer, his eyes trembled for a moment, and the minister slowly lowered his head and looked at the young man in front of him.

The handsome young man has a pair of slightly upward hook eyes, his eyes are clear and peaceful. It was obvious that he was still a little irritable just now, because he used the Black Impermanence Magic Tool to recover the ghost, but it failed, which was beyond his understanding. But looking at the young man's trusting and firm eyes... Suddenly, for some reason, the dullness was swept away.

After a long time, the minister's voice was calm: "Do you believe me?"

Lian Xi nodded: "Because you are Lord Black Impermanence."

His fingers tightened slightly, and he took a deep look at the young man before turning around and walking towards the bedroom.

Until the moment before entering the house, the man deeply felt that the young man's eyes were fixed on him. There was a bewildering, unfamiliar fiery in those eyes, without blinking or moving, just kept looking at himself.

The priest turned around quickly.

Lian Xi was stunned for a moment, then nodded at him with a gentle smile.

Caochen paused, and after a few seconds, without saying a word, he stepped into the bedroom.

… what is he looking at

Inexplicably, I started to ask questions.

Of course he doesn't know...

Lian Xi is watching the golden light! Seeing countless and inexhaustible golden light!

Strange! It was obvious that when he said he believed in Big Brother Jinguang, two golden beams were shaken, and they were about to lean on him. Why don't you get together all of a sudden

Could it be that his hypocrisy just now was discovered by Big Brother Jinguang

No, he wasn't really completely hypocritical.

Su Jiao's faint voice sounded: "Lian Xi..."

Lian Xi turned to look at him, and then: "Uh, what kind of eyes do you have."

Su Jiao: "You've changed! You weren't like this before, I don't know you anymore! How could you be such a jerk, are you so afraid of death!"

Lian Xi didn't react for a while: "What did you say?"

Su Jiao looked sad and indignant: "Aren't you afraid of death, so you please him, thinking that he will open a back door for you after you die, and you will have a good baby in your next life."

"Can impermanence help people choose reincarnation?"

"I guessed it! Otherwise, why are you such a jerk!"

"What do children know..."

"I am older than you!"

I said a few words to the shorty roommate, and even said, "I will go back to the room and change my clothes. I believe it is normal for Lord Hei Wuchang, because he is Hei Wuchang, he said that the opposite is not a person, there must be him. It makes sense." I don't know if it's unintentional or not, Lian Xi's voice is not too loud or not, just enough to reach the bedroom, just listen to him say word by word, sincerely and sincerely: "So, I believe him."

Su Jiao: "..."

I believe your ghost!

Lian Xi waved his hand and walked to the bedroom, feeling that he couldn't communicate with this person.

Will he believe in that black impermanence because of the golden light

Is he that superficial

He trusted Caochen because the other party was so sure, because when everyone didn't trust him, even when the facts were in front of him, he still insisted on his own opinion... It reminded Lian Xi many years ago.

Because many years ago, there was a kid who pointed to the corner and kept saying "there's someone there".

Nobody believed him.

Because many years ago, when there was a child, when he took the apple in the orphanage and said that he was going to be half with his "only friend", the other children looked at him in horror and called him a lunatic.

Nobody believed him.

No one told the child which was human and which was ghost.

They only scold, beat, and hate abandonment.

Some people look like ghosts, and some ghosts look like people.

Everyone is a ghost, everyone is a ghost.

Children can't tell the difference, but can adults really tell the difference

Today, twenty-three years later, Lian Xi still can't tell the difference between a human and a ghost.

Sometimes he saw a ghost, but he felt that the ghost seemed to be a human being. Sometimes he sees a person, but he thinks that person is not as good as a ghost.

He walked into the bedroom with a calm expression, Lian Xi wanted to ask Lord Hei Wuchang which room he wanted to live in, but he just entered the bedroom door and said "Which other room do you want to live in" before he even said, Lian Xi suddenly opened his eyes wide, Staring at the game figure on the shelf next to the door...

"Ah?!!!"

With a flying pounce, Lian Xi rushed up.

Big Brother Jinguang: "...?"

Lian Xi held up the big Qiao with his staff with trembling hands. He turned his head and looked at President Ji.

After Mr. Ji saw clearly what was in his hand, there was a rare trace of embarrassment on Junmei's face. He coughed: "I helped you stick it back, there should be no traces."

Lian Xi: "..."

There are really no traces, but...

"Have you seen the anti-gravity staff Joe!!!"

I saw Lian Xi's hand, the figure of Da Qiao with a big double ponytail braid and a short skirt of magic yarn. At this moment, it was indeed well glued and no traces were revealed. But the end of her staff, the orb that was supposed to go down vertically, now soars into the sky, pointing straight up!

Even Xi was devastated.

Newton's coffin board can't hold back, okay

It was only then that Mr. Ji reacted, and he was slightly taken aback: "This is supposed to hang down? It's not impossible."

Even Xi didn't understand what he meant: "What do you want to do?"

"Isn't that all right?"

The next moment, the man stretched out his hand, a...

Click!

Broke the hand-made staff again.

Lian Xi: "???!!!"

The black light danced in the man's hand, and the staff was once again intact and beautifully glued back. The minister let go of his hand and raised his eyebrows at Lianxi: Are you still satisfied

Lian Xi: "..."

Black impermanence is amazing!

Black impermanence can let Newton sit up in the coffin casually!

Black is ever...

"Thank you." The handsome young man smiled slightly and his eyes were gentle: "Is that a black and impermanent spell just now?"

Caochen nodded: "Well, it should be in every black impermanence."

Lian Xi said sincerely: "It's really amazing."

The rainbow fart that the youth admired and admired made the man meaningfully raise the corners of his lips, and immediately, two golden light flew to Lian Xi with great satisfaction and melted into it.

Lian Xi: "..."

… Good for you.

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