Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 20

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After class in the evening, just after arriving home, Su Jiao told Lian Xi what he saw on the road today.

Even Xi was a little surprised: "He still continues to buy breakfast?"

Su Jiao: "Damn, I knew you must know something! What's going on, tell me quickly. Isn't that guy at the door a ghost? Didn't you send him to reincarnate last night? Why did he appear again? Who is that middle-aged man?"

Even Xi was silent: "He is not a ghost, and there is no ghost in the opposite door."

Then, Lian Xi told Su Jiao the truth about the strange incident at the opposite door.

Room 903, Building 13, Huating Community, nineteen years ago lived eight young men who came to Sioux City to work. These eight people won the Sioux City Gas Explosion Incident Courage Award, but unfortunately, seven people were killed in the second explosion accident, and only one survived.

That person is the young guy who once helped Lian Xi, that is, the current President Gao, Gao Jiaxun.

Nineteen years later, Gao Jiaxun, who has become the boss, has never forgotten the explosion. He bought the house across the street and thought about it, but he also suffered from survivor syndrome.

Su Jiao: "So out of the eight people in the opposite door, seven people have long since been reincarnated, and only Mr. Gao is still alive. Then he was too obsessed with himself and blamed himself too much, so he imagined that eight people still lived in the same house. scene?"

Lian Xi: "Well. None of the eight 'people' are ghosts. Mr. Gao is still alive, and the seven people are only transformed by his obsession. Now that he has stepped out of his obsession, the eight 'people' are naturally doesn't exist anymore."

"So it is." Su Jiao said with emotion.

Weak footsteps sounded, and Lian Xi turned his head to look, just to see the black-clothed adult Hei Wuchang with his hands in his pockets, calmly walked out of the room.

Yes, none of the eight "boys" on the opposite side are ghosts, and none of them need to be reincarnated.

So last night, Mr. Ge didn't follow Lian Xi to the opposite door for dinner, and only let him go alone.

Because it doesn't work!

Caochen: "It's time to go out."

Lian Xi was thinking, when he suddenly heard this, he was stunned: "What?"

The man raised an eyebrow: "Go out and work."

Lian Xi didn't react: "What work?"

The Ombudsman: "...Oh."

Lian Xi: "..."

Why do you look like "no wonder you've been absent from work for so many years"!

Lian Xi said seriously: "I really didn't miss work, it wasn't me."

The Ombudsman: "Oh." It doesn't matter.

Lian Xi: "..."

Listen to my explanation! ! !

Although even Xi wanted to explain it, he couldn't really understand it when he jumped into the Yellow River.

However, there is another very important thing...

Lian Xi was very calm: "I want to broadcast live."

The Ombudsman: "Huh?"

Lian Xi: "Live broadcast, my job."

Ten minutes later, Lian Xi's room.

The cold and indifferent Hei Wuchang lowered his eyes, watching Lian Xi sitting at the computer desk, opening the live broadcast software, opening the King of Glory game, and then...

Start streaming.

There is no sound, no communication, just bow your head and play games, occasionally look up to see if there are new audiences in the live broadcast room, or to see what they are talking about.

[The anchor Ma Chao is really amazing. The anchor is the real Ma Chao, and mine is the rice transplanter.]

[Does the anchor operate with three fingers or two fingers?]

At the end of a game, looking at this barrage, Xi pursed his lips and said, "Two-finger operation."

[Wow, the anchor's voice is quite nice.]

[Love, love, nice, not greasy! Let the presenter say a few more words.]

[The anchor sing a song! Your live room is so boring.]

Whether it was intentional or not, since Lian Xi signed with the Gem Guild, he has always been able to assign a particularly good recommendation position. Even Xi's live broadcast performance is very poor, and there is no live broadcast effect, but he has always had a good recommendation position. There is no doubt that there must be Xu Lang's credit behind this.

He naturally saw the barrage that made Lian Xi sing, but he ignored it and didn't plan to reply at all.

However, a low and cold voice suddenly sounded from behind him: "Why did he let you sing."

Even shyly startled.

There was also a few seconds of silence in the live room.

next moment.

[Ah, this voice is also very good!]

[Who is this, is this a friend of the anchor! The voice of the anchor is different and nice!]

[Can you say a few more words, I want to hear the anchor chatting with friends!]

There are many more barrages in the dumb live broadcast room, but Lian Xi turned off the microphone. He looked back at the man behind him: "Do you understand what they are talking about?"

The minister asked back, "Why can't I understand it?"

Lian Xi: "Uh, I mean you just came up from the underworld after all... I thought you might have been many years ago, just that... "

Su Jiao passed by the door and added to him in a low voice, "He died many years ago and went to the underworld, he is illiterate!"

In short: contemporary illiteracy!

There was no change in the face of the minister, he glanced at the shorty roommate lightly, the shorty roommate's back was cold, and he hurried back to his room, closed the door and locked it, in one go.

Koomi: "I really don't know these strange characters."

Lian Xi was stunned: "Then how do you know what they're talking about?"

Kouji: "If you want to communicate with people in this world, you don't just need to use eyes and words."

Lian Xi: "... ah?" What's the use

The minister looked down at him: "Be careful."

As soon as the words fell, the man folded his arms and turned to leave, leaving only a fluttering "No absenteeism". A few seconds later, Lian Xi heard a crisp sound of the door closing.

The dwarf roommate quietly opened the door a crack: "Is the nigger about to leave?"

Lian Xi glanced at him: "Nigger bad?"

Su Jiao: "It's just him, Su City is black and impermanent. You brought him into the house inexplicably. I haven't told you yet. What are you doing? It's scary! It's a ghost, or it climbed up from the underworld. I He may have been a ghost before, but now that he has an official status, he will turn over and become the master! His strength should be quite strong, do you feel it?"

Lian Xi was silent for a moment, then nodded.

The mysterious and unpredictable Sucheng's new appointment Hei Wuchang is so powerful that there is no need to verify it, and the other two people in the house feel it.

Lian Xi has never seen a ghost, but he can feel that this Lord Hei Wuchang is probably stronger than other ordinary ghosts, even a lot stronger!

Even Xi thought: "Are the ghosts in Sucheng stronger than those in other places?"

Su Jiao: "I don't know, I've only seen ghosts in Qufu. Our Hei Wuchang is an old pine tree on Nishan, and Bai Wuchang is an old blacksmith who died in the Anti-Japanese War in the last century. Two ghosts. The poor are very good at talking. That old blacksmith, he was wrongly accused of stealing the railway by the devils. The devils poured water into his mouth with a funnel. After filling his belly round, he rolled his belly with a rolling pin. He rolled it all over the place, and in the end his eyes, nose, mouth, and ears were dripping water everywhere. So every time he drinks with my uncle, his ears and nose will flow after a sip. According to my uncle, this year, he has If you can save enough money to go back to the underworld to reincarnate, you will definitely be able to invest in a rich and noble life in your next life and live a good life.”

Lian Xi: "Are you familiar with your ghost?"

Su Jiao was a little proud: "That's right, my uncle is a famous Xuanxiu in Qufu, and every three days someone invites him to come to his house to do magic."

Lian Xi glanced at his smug roommate and thought: What about you

Without further questioning, he continued: "You two ghosts, one is... er, tree demon? One is an old ghost?"

Su Jiao: "Yes."

What kind of sage is it

Even Xi felt inexplicably that he was neither a demon nor a ghost. But even less human.

But not these, what else could it be

The live broadcast is over, and Mr. Zhi hasn't gone home yet.

Bai Wuchang, who was forced to miss work for more than ten years, sighed and put on his coat.

Su Jiao's eyes widened: "Are you really going out to be Bai Wuchang?"

Lian Xi bent down to change his shoes: "Well."

Su Jiao said speechlessly: "You really are in the play."

Even Xi didn't say a word, he put on his shoes, opened the door and left.

At one o'clock in the morning, everything was silent and the streets were empty, in stark contrast to the heavy traffic during the day.

As September approaches, the evening breeze is still a bit cool. Lian Xi rubbed the goose bumps floating on his arms, he thought for a while, found a random direction, and began to wander aimlessly, trying his luck around to see if he could meet any unreincarnated ghost.

One night, Lian Xi really found two.

One died in a car accident and was stranded at the scene of the accident. This young guy has no obsessions or unfulfilled wishes, just squatting on the ground and drawing circles in a foolish way, turning into a demented fool.

It's the easiest way to deal with this kind of ghost, and you don't have to help him fulfill his last wish. Lian Xi directly took out the impermanence certificate that the minister gave him. He recalled the appearance of the other party using the magic weapon, opened the impermanence certificate with a slap, his eyes narrowed, and he began to read: "There is a way to heaven and earth, and there is no door to hell—"

"receive!"

After three seconds.

Lian Xi: "..."

Silly male ghost squatting on the ground and drawing circles: "Hehe."

Looking calmly put away the impermanence card, Lian Xi raised his left hand and rang the bell.

In the dark night, a deep and simple bell rang.

hum!

"Ouch!" The fool screamed, turning into a white light and dissipating in the air.

Lian Xi opened his own impermanence certificate.

"Chen Ji, 1994-2020, died in an accident"

The first ghost received no suspense, but the second ghost was a little more difficult.

This second ghost has a little consciousness, he still has a last wish, and his last wish is...

Eat KFC.

"Brother brother, I want to eat Mexican chicken tacos!"

Lian Xi squatted down, looked at the little boy with a blood hole on his head in front of him, and tried his best to slow down his voice: "The Mexican chicken taco is gone, it has long been removed from the shelves."

The little boy fell to the ground and began to roll: "I want to eat chicken tacos! Chicken tacos! Chicken tacos!"

Lian Xi: "..."

hum!

Toggling the bell, the little boy ghost turned into a white light and dissipated in the air with a sound of "oops".

Lian Xi opened the impermanence certificate.

"Zhou Zixuan, 2011-2020, hit a stone while walking and fell to his death"

Lian Xi: "..."

If you don't help ghosts fulfill their last wishes, they won't be affected by golden light and red light.

Today is a day of conscientiousness and hard work.

Su Cheng Bai Wuchang packed up his things and prepared to go home.

Just when Lian Xi took out his mobile phone and was about to play late at night, he suddenly stopped and looked up at the man across the road.

The eyes of the two met in the air.

The man walked over: "absenteeism?"

Lian Xi: "..."

The young man confidently took out his impermanence certificate and opened it!

Caochen smiled: "Oh, two." After speaking, he took out his impermanence certificate and opened it.

Lian Xi: "...?!"

Where did you get five!

How can there be so many lonely ghosts in Sioux City!

In the cool night wind, the two stood side by side. The soft hair on his forehead moved with the wind, obscuring his vision. Lian Xi stretched out his hand to lift the hair that was in the way. His eyes were slightly slanted, and out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of the man beside him with one hand in his pocket and the other holding a black card of impermanence. , looked down lightly.

In the shining golden light, the slightly pursed lips and the high nose bridge formed a beautiful curve.

For some reason, Lian Xi stared blankly for a while, until the phone rang suddenly.

"Well, right here in Times Square, the positioning is accurate, you can see it when you drive directly..."

Lian Xi took his mobile phone to communicate with the driver.

He didn't notice that after he looked away, the man beside him turned his head slightly and looked at him quietly.

Even after Xi hung up the phone, Jichen also looked away.

While waiting for the car, Lian Xi remembered one thing: "By the way, there is something very strange. I saw you using the Black Impermanence Magic Tool, the golden album, when you said a spell. I want to use this spell to use it today. Impermanence card, but useless. Is the spell of impermanence card different from the magic weapon?"

The minister raised his eyebrows: "That spell? Which one did you say?"

Lian Xi: "That's it, there is a way to heaven and earth, but no door to hell."

Hearing this, the handsome man raised the corners of his lips as if nothing had happened, and he softly said "oh", his dark eyes fluctuated slightly: "I made it up casually."

Lian Xi: "..."

The author has something to say:

General Manager: No, no, no, no one really believes the spell I made up casually, right

CC: ... I won't blame you for killing you! ! !

Fuwa: [Youyou] Do you feel the resentment that I want to eat chicken enchiladas...