Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 23

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After Su Jiao left, Lian Xi was quite sad. He didn't know what happened to the shorty's roommate, so he suddenly got into trouble.

In order to miss his roommate, Lian Xi ordered Su Jiao's favorite fish-flavored pork rice bowl in the evening. He tasted it and said, "Huh? It's really delicious."

After eating a whole bowl of fish-flavored shredded pork rice, he wiped his mouth contentedly, and locked the door for his roommate when he returned to the room.

Alas, what a short-lived roommate fate.

Su Jiao: "..."

I'm not dead yet! You can't keep keep me!

Sleep during the day, live broadcast at night, and go out in the middle of the night to catch ghosts.

There seems to be no difference between the days with Su Jiao and the days without Su Jiao.

The first day after Su Jiao left, he didn't miss him.

The day after Su Jiao left, he still missed him.

The third day after Su Jiao left...

Wait, who is Su Jiao

Days passed, and it was mid-September. The scorching sun of the midsummer suddenly lost its strength on a certain day, the autumn wind was sassy, and the sky was high and the clouds were clear. Last night, I caught three little ghosts who were nostalgic for the red dust to reincarnate, and they were busy until five in the morning. Even Xi went back to sleep and fell asleep, and slept directly until 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

After waking up to eat, Lian Xi opened the takeaway app: "Su Jiao said before that which fried rice is delicious..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

After a while, Lian Xi looked up at the locked room at the end of the corridor.

Shorty roommate, has been gone for ten days.

With a long sigh, Lian Xi casually ordered fried rice. After half an hour, fried rice was delivered. In the empty house, Su Jiao left, and Lord Hei Wuchang went out day and night all the year round, staying in the room and not coming out. Lian Xi sat at the dining table by himself, quietly removed his chopsticks, lowered his head, and ate silently.

In the empty house, only the sound of his own lonely breathing could be heard.

Lian Xi was silent for a while, then he found a mobile phone holder, opened station B, and found a funny ghost video.

On the screen of the mobile phone, the barrage swiped frantically, and loud music came from the sound hole.

However, the young man sat at the dining table and ate silently. He watched the video with no expression on his face.

Life seems like it should be so boring, just like the past ten years, there are no relatives and no friends. When you are with anyone, you must be afraid to kill each other. Because not only parents, not only grandfather, but also the girl at the elementary school table, the monitor who is eager to help in high school...

This is how his world should be.

The fried rice bottomed out little by little, and even Xi shut down the irritable ghost video.

What if life could be a little less boring

Even if it's just a little bit different, just a little bit different... um...

Lian Xi: "..."

Looking at the fly at the bottom of the lunch box that had its legs upside down and died suddenly, Lian Xi finally burst out with a little sadness and a little bit of literary and artistic feelings. At this moment, it suddenly collapsed.

After three seconds.

A figure rushed towards the kitchen.

"vomit!!!"

Who wants this kind of difference!

***

"This unscientific!"

After Lian Xi threw the lunch box into the trash can, he opened the food delivery app and found the merchant. He didn't go to the door to ask for guilt, but carefully read the evaluation of the store.

Rating 4.7, monthly sales of 3000+.

This score is definitely not low!

Looking at the few dozen negative reviews, there are some that the delivery time is slow, the remarks that the chili merchant forgot to put, and everything, but no one said that they had eaten bugs in this store.

With a thud in his heart, Lian Xi slowly lowered his head and looked at his hands.

I saw a pair of thin and slender hands glowing like jade in the bright sunlight. The nails are trimmed and full, and the joints are slightly raised. The bright sun shines on it, as if reflecting a faint golden edge.

White is skin, pink is nails, and gold is the color of sunlight.

Just no red.

Lian Xi didn't believe in evil, he gritted his teeth and stared at it carefully for three minutes. Suddenly, a red light spot that was almost imperceptible to the naked eye flew slowly from his bedroom. Like an old man, the red light swaggered to Lian Xi's finger, circled twice, and finally flew into the crevice of his fingernails, hiding invisible.

Lian Xi: "..."

fuck!

You also learned to counter reconnaissance!

Without further ado, even Xi raised his legs and ran to the bedroom.

In the past few days, Lian Xi went out to work every night with Lord Hei Wuchang, and Lin Lin always took in no less than thirty lonely ghosts. But none of them helped fulfill the last wish.

First of all, not every ghost has a last wish. Most of the ghosts who have not been reincarnated in the world are ignorant fools without self-awareness.

Secondly, even ghosts with last wishes are basically trivial and weird little wishes. Such as eating KFC, such as taking a hot bath.

When people are alive, they always think that they have big dreams, want to make a lot of money, buy a big house, and want to be admitted to a good school.

However, it was not until the moment of death that I suddenly realized that maybe after stumbled in the world for so many years, you are just an ordinary salted fish. Drink hot porridge, eat fried dough sticks, how happy, and then you can hit the road.

As for this kind of innocuous last wish obsession, Mr. Zhi sneered, and didn't even bother to move his eyelids.

Satisfied with your last wish? Think beautifully!

Anyway, few of these lonely ghosts are like the old woman ghost at the crossroads, who have waited for 40 years, and if they don't fulfill their last wishes, they are likely to turn into evil ghosts. President Ji directly sent these little devils to reincarnate, and they didn't dare to say a word.

So in the past ten days, Lian Xi didn't help a ghost to fulfill his last wish at all.

"Could it be that if you don't fulfill your last wish, just send them to reincarnation, can you be stained with golden light and red light?"

Even Xi's head and two are big.

He was thinking when suddenly, another little red light strayed from the corner of the room.

Lian Xi's eyes lit up, and he hurried to the place where the red light spread. After finding the birthplace of the red light, Lian Xi was stunned for a few seconds. He picked up the business card that he casually stuffed on the bookshelf, and read the name on it...

"Jiaxun Capital CEO Gao Jiaxun"

Lian Xi: "..."

This day is over!

Gao Jiaxun, the guy opposite the door, is now President Gao.

Last month, Xi was kind enough to help him solve an obsession, so that Mr. Gao would not have to blame himself so much. However, he never imagined that this can be contaminated with evil obstacles!

"No, Mr. Gao is not a ghost, why is there a red light?"

"And Mr. Gao is still a good person, a good person who is brave and brave."

Lian Xi was puzzled, he sat in the living room, looked at the thin business card in his hand, and fell into deep thought.

Although the golden light and red light have never been based on the quality of ghosts.

Good ghosts and good deeds may be given red light, and bad ghosts and bad deeds may be given golden light.

But the question is...

Mr. Gao is not even a ghost!

Just as Lian Xi was thinking, with a creak, the door opened, and a handsome and tall man came out of the room. Lian Xi subconsciously turned his head to look at the other side, and the man walked straight to the kitchen. When passing the living room, Mr. Zhi stopped and saw the business card that Lian Xi was holding in his hand.

Huh.

Mr. Zong raised his eyebrows lightly, sneered, and walked into the kitchen.

Lian Xi: "???"

After coming out of the kitchen, the minister said lightly, "You still have the paper that the human gave you."

Lian Xi reacted: "You said this business card?" Suddenly, for some reason, a light flashed in Lian Xi's mind, and he asked: "That... Mr. Hei Wuchang, if you want to see it, Mr. Gao, the one on the business card. If this person dies, what will happen to him when he goes to the underworld, and what kind of birth will he have in his next life? Will he be rewarded?"

The Ombudsman: "Huh?"

Lian Xi smiled gently: "I'm curious, I'll ask."

President Gu also smiled: "How many layers of hell are there in the underworld?"

"Ah?" Lian Xi was stunned, "Uh, about the eighteenth floor?"

Caochen: "Oh, then don't reincarnate, let's fry it in a frying pan first."

Lian Xi: "..."

Don't think that I don't know you because people call you sick, so you avenge your private revenge!

Lian Xi thought about it, if President Gao's deadline is approaching in the future, he must persuade President Gao not to die in Sucheng. If you die, you have to find a good place to die. If you offend the black impermanence of Su City, people just want you to fry it in a frying pan and fry it until it is golden and crispy.

I kept complaining in my heart, but Lianxi's surface didn't change.

Although this black impermanence has a very small mind and likes to care about things, but at this moment, if you want to eat the next meal without flies, you have to start with the other party.

After brewing for a long time, Xi looked up at the only roommate he had left. He was about to speak when the phone rang.

Lian Xi picked up the phone and took a look.

"… "

Can scammers imitate 110 on phone calls these days

Line connected.

Lian Xi: "Hello."

On the other side of the phone: "Hello, is it Lian Xi, ID number 3205861997... This is the Sucheng City Public Security Bureau."

Immediately awake, Li Xi sat up straight: "Yes, I am. May I ask what's the matter?"

"Oh yes, you have a friend named Su Jiao, he is in our criminal police detachment now. It seems that his ID card is left at home and has not been taken. Although we can find his identity information directly from the Internet, but about him Some things, I hope you can come over here and accept some questions. At the same time, you can bring his ID card by the way."

Lian Xi's eyes tightened: "Su Jiao is okay."

"Hehe, come over first, please cooperate with the investigation."

As soon as the voice fell, the other party hung up the phone, and there was a beeping busy tone from the phone's sound hole.

Lian Xi frowned suspiciously and looked up at his only remaining roommate.

The two looked at each other.

After a while.

Caochen: "Who is Su Jiao?"

Lian Xi: "..."

Don't do this, Su Jiao will really cry.

***

Sucheng City Public Security Bureau, Criminal Police Detachment.

Su Jiao, who was awakened from his sleep, didn't open his eyes in a daze. He was pushed into the police car by the two policemen who broke into the dormitory, driving one arm, and sent to the interrogation room.

The big black iron door slammed shut, the whole room trembled three times, and Su Jiao's drowsiness was also shaken by this shock, completely awakening him.

"What's the matter, where is this?"

Su Jiao, who was wearing pajamas and shorts, opened his eyes in horror and glanced around. He was not stupid, of course, he knew that he had been taken into the police station.

But why!

Su Jiao was trembling with fear, when the door opened, and an old policeman in police uniform walked in with a new apprentice.

The old policeman sat in front of Su Jiao and smiled: "Su Jiao, long time no see, do you still remember me?"

Su Jiao stared at him blankly and did not answer.

boom!

The new detective on the side slammed the table, and a high-wattage searchlight shone on Su Jiao's face, stabbing his scalp and narrowing his eyes.

The rookie police officer sang his face and said viciously, "Team Wu is talking to you, can you hear me!"

Only then did Su Jiao react. He opened his mouth dryly and said slowly, "You are... It seems like we met at the police station?"

Team Wu smiled: "Yes, we met at the Wumen police station a month ago. At that time, in the middle of the night, you and your friends suddenly ran in and said that a netizen was going to commit suicide. Let us help you find it. Do you remember cutting? "

Su Jiao: "Remember, remember."

Team Wu: "Hehe, just remember. I came to you today because I have something to ask you."

Su Jiao: "What's the matter?"

The little criminal glared: "Be serious, don't smile!"

Su Jiao retracted his neck again.

Team Wu winked at the new apprentice, who immediately took out a document from the folder and put it in front of Su Jiao. Su Jiao lowered his head and looked at the photo of the girl on the profile.

Team Wu: "Sun Yan, do you recognize me?"

Su Jiao is honest, nodding like garlic: "I know."

Team Wu: "Then she disappeared three days ago, do you know?"

Su Jiao: "Huh?"

After being stunned for a few seconds, Su Jiao suddenly reacted. He felt a chill in his heart, and his whole body was like an ice cellar, and he quickly avenged his grievance: "No, uncle policeman, it's none of my business. I'm a graduate student, she's an undergraduate student, we both Those who don't take classes together are not familiar at all! I didn't know she was missing, and I only found out when you told me now, and her disappearance can't possibly have anything to do with me. "

The new detective slapped the table: "What are you doing so excited, did you say you did it? Be honest!"

Su Jiao fainted suddenly.

Team Wu stared straight at him, and after a few seconds, he smiled slowly: "You said it has nothing to do with you?"

Su Jiao: "Yes!"

Team Wu: "Oh, did you know that just after you moved back to the dormitory building of Sioux City University, Sun Yan suddenly often called mysteriously and went out on dates... Her roommate said, she said she Falling in love. With a graduate student at Sioux City University. Guess who that graduate student is?"

Su Jiao felt chills all over and opened his mouth, feeling that he was speechless.

Team Wu smiled and said, "She said, that person's name is Su Jiao."

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Dumplings: QAQ Lianxi, help me, woohoo, save me, Lianxi, I was wronged, woohoo! ! !