Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 30

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When Lian Xi and Gu Chen went downstairs, it was the sun setting in the west, and the sky was full of sunset.

The sky was getting dark, and the light-sensitive street lamps on the street were lit one by one.

Lian Xi looked down at the White Impermanence Certificate in his hand, wondering if it was an illusion. After Hei Impermanence glued back the pages of the monthly ghost poor performance rankings that he had torn up, he somehow felt that there were three "impermanence certificates" on the cover. The large characters have become much more vivid, and the entire impermanence workbook also instantly has a layer of light force—

It used to be sold for fifty cents, but now the price has risen to one yuan.

Simply an epoch-making progress.

The two black and white in Sucheng always go out to hunt ghosts at twelve o'clock in the morning. This is not because ghosts only appear at night, but because even Xi is broadcast live at 8 o'clock in the evening and will be broadcast at 12 o'clock in the evening.

But today, he took a leave of absence.

Not for anything else, just to be a good ghost.

Lian Xi looked at Jichen seriously: "Master Hei Wuchang, so where should we go to hunt ghosts now?" Lian Xi thought for a while and put forward a very reliable suggestion: "Yesterday we went to the High-tech Zone, the day before yesterday we went to After Wuzhen, why don't we go to several county-level cities under Sucheng today?"

Gold... ahem, no, ghost, and it doesn't happen overnight.

Every day there are dead people everywhere, but not many ghosts linger in the world without reincarnation.

Everything is about sustainable development. For more than a month, even the two of them have visited all places in Sioux City. I have to find it again, probably to the county-level city below.

But saw Lord Hei Wuchang shaking his head gently: "No need."

Lian Xi: "?"

The minister opened his own black impermanence certificate, and gently moved his finger to the performance rankings.

"There is a way of heaven and earth, but there is no door to hell!"

"now!"

The next second, a tiny golden light pierced through the paper and leaped into the air. The golden light is only about the thickness of a human hair, and even if it is dark now, it is impossible to find it if you don't look carefully. The thin line pointed straight to the south, and the minister nodded in satisfaction and said, "Let's go, follow it, there is a ghost where it points."

Lian Xi was stunned.

The two walked for a while.

Lian Xi: "Master Black Impermanence, impermanence card still has this function? Why didn't I know it before."

Caochen: "Your impermanence certificate was incomplete before."

Lian Xi: "...Then why didn't you use this function when we hunted ghosts last month."

The Ombudsman: "I used it."

Lian Xi: "?" Then why didn't I see it!

The minister glanced at him: "You are still on the inspection period."

The implication is that if you have been absent from work for more than ten years and do not work, who knows what kind of lazy and strike white impermanence you are.

Even Xi was speechless.

However, after a while, Lian Xi suddenly remembered something: "That month ago, we met on the street. You said you caught five ghosts, and the time I caught two ghosts?"

Mr. Zong calmly retracted his gaze and strode forward.

Lian Xi: "..."

I just said how could you find so many ghosts in a few hours, is this still human, cheating!

And even if you cheat, you still show off! You still despise me!

shameful!

I complained for a while in my heart, and when Lord Hei Wuchang indifferently called "Hello", Lian Xi suddenly stopped scolding.

The two looked at each other.

The minister raised his eyebrows: You scold me again

Lian Xi smiled: Lord Hei Wuchang has boundless mana, surpassing the gods.

With the map navigation of the genuine impermanence certificate, after half an hour, the two successfully conquered a ghost.

Because it was a ghost collected by the two of them, the ghost's name appeared on the two impermanence certificates, but the performance could only be counted as one.

Lian Xi opened the performance rankings, and he frowned: "This ghost is only worth fifty points."

The first Lonely Ghost to conquer today was a programmer who committed suicide by jumping off a building. He had already jumped off the building and died, but he still didn't know the fact that he was dead. With sparse hair and glasses, he kept running upstairs, jumping downstairs, running upstairs, jumping downstairs again, mouth. He kept muttering: "@# $!@ #$!… "

I didn't even understand the content, it was probably some messy code.

Lian Xi looked at Gu Chen: "Lord Hei Wuchang, I have never paid attention to the points of each ghost before." Hunting ghosts is just for the favorability of the black and impermanent, to give him a little golden light, who cares about the points and not points Besides, Lian Xi's performance rankings were torn up at that time, and the ghost knows how much golden light it has risen every time he collects ghosts. He thought for a while and asked, "Every time I collect a ghost, no matter what the situation is, does it only add 50 points?"

Zaochen's eyes were deep, and he slowly let go.

Is there a situation? Lian Xi asked again: "Could it be that each ghost gives different points."

The minister's voice was calm: "This question."

Lian Xi: "Huh?"

Sao Omi: "You can explore for yourself."

Lian Xi: "?"

Caochen: "It's different, but there's no pattern. Sometimes it's more, sometimes it's less." After a pause, Lord Hei Wuchang deliberately added, seemingly casually, "I don't see much, so I don't know. "

Huh? Don't you hold the card of impermanence 24 hours a day and keep turning over every day

In the past, even Xi didn't understand what Hei Impermanence was doing every day when he saw the impermanence card, and could there be flowers on it? Now he understands, Hei Wuchang is looking at the certificate of impermanence, he is looking at the performance rankings above!

But without thinking more about this topic, Lian Xi suddenly realized: I understand, just like the two little goblins, Jin Guanghongguang, good deeds may not have golden light, and bad deeds may not come to golden light.

However, after thinking about it for a moment, Xi said, "There must be some kind of regularity in this integral."

The minister's eyes swept over, and he couldn't hide his surprise: Do you know that now

The handsome and elegant black-haired young man rubbed his chin with his hand and analyzed: "First of all, there are 25 cities on the performance rankings. Except for Shanghai, which is a municipality directly under the Central Government, the others are strictly divided according to the standards of prefecture-level cities. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai regions. , Twenty-five cities, although there are definitely differences, but the gap must not be large, not the economic gap, but the number of deaths per day, maybe the population of Shanghai is large, and the number of people who die every day will also be more. Therefore, Shanghai City The ghost is ranked third."

Lian Xi Jingjing said: "The most unfair thing in this world is the birth of people, and the most fair thing may be the death of people. As long as the sample is enlarged to a city with a population of several million, unless natural and man-made disasters, they will die every day. The difference in the number of people is definitely not big. However," Lian Xi opened the impermanence card and pointed to the first-ranked Wenzhou ghost difference: "32752 points. And we," his fingers slammed down: "1943 points. Difference. Fifteen Wuxi in total!"

The minister narrowed his eyes: "What do you mean."

Lian Xi put away the impermanence card: "They must have cheated. At least, there are some special skills to save performance."

Just kidding, gold, ahem, no, performance isn't business.

The people of Wenzhou are known all over the country for their good business, but it makes no sense that even Wenzhou ghosts have a lot of poor performance!

Lian Xi and Guchen both get up early every day and go to the dark, diligently go out to hunt ghosts, it can be said that they have not missed a day, but they have worked hard for more than half a month, and they have only accumulated 1943 points. This is also beautiful, but when I look up at people—

Bang, thirty thousand!

Lian Xi: "Even now, my white impermanence certificate can guide Jin Guang, and I will split up with you to catch ghosts. Then the performance of the two of us should be 1-2 times higher than the current performance, reaching six or seven thousand, but this is also how It's not even 30,000."

Six or seven thousand and thirty thousand, this is a qualitative difference.

Why is it that the same number of people die every day, and so are the lonely ghosts that can be sent for reincarnation every day? You Wenzhou ghosts are so poor that their performance is four or five times that of others

It can't be said that Wenzhou has four or five times more people dying every day than Sucheng.

"There are tricks, there are definitely tricks." Lian Xi thought angrily, if he doesn't solve this trick, he won't even think about earning a million a month in his life!

Caochen: "Maybe it has something to do with guiding Jin Guang."

Lian Xi brushed his head up to look at him.

Caochen: "This golden light is sometimes thick and sometimes thin. Every time it is thick, it will get more points. When it is thin, it will be less."

Don't you never observe integrals? Lian Xi felt strange in his heart, and then said, "How many wires can I use at one time?"

The minister: "Two?"

Without further ado, the two of them opened their own impermanence cards.

"There is a way of heaven and earth, but there is no door to hell!"

"now!"

In the next second, two golden rays of light shot out the impermanence certificate, one south and one north, flying to both sides.

It stands to reason that the soldiers should be divided into two groups now, and each of them will chase a beam of golden light. But under the bright street lights, Lian Xi and the ministers both kept silent, Su Cheng's eyes widened at the same time, and he stared at the golden light that flew out from Lian Xi's white impermanence certificate.

This golden light...

There are babies with thick arms!

Compared with this, the golden light on the black impermanence card is like a mighty cockroach shaking the tree!

Is this still an option

Lian Xi: "Let's go together?"

The minister: "Let's go."

The two of them didn't hesitate, just called a car and followed in the footsteps of Jin Guang.

Lian Xi originally thought that Wenzhou ghosts, including Yancheng ghosts, were cheating and found some special skills to save performance, but now it seems that there may be another possibility: people are born with European emperors, and they can draw casually every time. Such a thick SSR grade guides golden light.

but…

Lian Xi lowered his head to observe the impermanence card.

Is this guiding golden light really just completely random

***

Taxis drive fast on the airport highway.

The direction they were driving was exactly the Shuofang Airport located in the north of Sioux City.

Shuofang Airport is the largest civil airport in southern Jiangsu Province. The full name is Sunan Shuofang Airport. It is located in Shuofang Town, south of Wuxi. But this airport is very close to Sioux City, only more than 20 kilometers away.

Lian Xi originally thought that this golden light was only pointing in the direction of Shuofang Airport, and did not really cross the border between Sucheng and Wuxi. Unexpectedly, the car drove further and further north, and Lian Xi opened the map on his mobile phone and kept navigating, so he watched the golden light go straight across the border between the two cities, and then... came to the boundary of Wuxi!

Lian Xi: "..."

Of course, Mr. Ji didn't know what Lian Xi was thinking at the moment, and he didn't know that he had left Sucheng and arrived in Wuxi.

Just as soon as they entered the realm of Wuxi, the golden light dissipated quickly, but fortunately, their eyes were not smeared. Before the golden light disappeared, it pointed to the junction of the two cities.

It was a small village in the boundary of Wuxi.

The driver's master said in authentic Wu language: "Going into this? You have to enter the village."

Lian Xi: "It's okay, you can just drop it off for us at the entrance of the village."

Driver: "Okay."

Soon, the car stopped at the intersection of the village at the end of the golden light.

Lian Xi and the two got out of the car, the master took the money, turned the front of the car, and drove back to Sucheng.

The stern and upright man got out of the car and frowned slightly as he looked at the small village in front of him.

The golden light is gone, how can I find it

It was the first time that Mr. Ji met Jin Guang without finding a ghost, so he disappeared first.

The minister walked forward at will, and suddenly, he turned his head and raised his eyebrows lightly: "Huh?"

I saw Lian Xi was still standing there.

After being silent for a while, he continued: "I think I probably know why the golden light suddenly disappeared..."

The Ombudsman: "Why?"

Lian Xi: "Because we are stepping on the land of Wuxi now."

Caochen: "So?"

Lian Xi took a deep breath: "So... this should be regarded as the poor performance of Wuxi Ghost?"

Black Impermanence reacted.

Lian Xi reminded: "Why don't you forget it." Lian Xi remembered how Hei Wuchang reprimanded himself before, don't bully the weak, what's the point of surpassing the penultimate, short-sighted! The goal should be farther away, and kill the first.

But this golden light is really rough...

The next second, Lord Hei Wuchang snorted lightly, and there was no expression on Junmei's face: "How do you know that this is the site of the ghost next door?"

Lian Xi: "Ah? Oh, I saw it with my mobile phone navigation, and there is a map on it. Well, this month you receive a performance salary, and I will buy you a mobile phone too."

Lord Hei Wuchang looked at Lian Xi's mobile phone: "It's black."

Lian Xi looked down and said, "The screen is automatically locked."

As he said that, even Xi didn't have time to open the lock screen, only to hear Lord Hei Wuchang's cold and firm voice coming softly along the cool night wind: "It's broken."

Even Xi moved.

In the vast green fields, the black and white of Sioux City look at each other.

Lian Xi smiled: "You're right, it's broken."

Slap, the phone is turned off and thrown into the pocket.

Wuxi

What Wuxi

Don't talk nonsense!

The night was dark, and the sky was dark, covering all directions.

There were waves of frogs croaking in the late summer from the fields, and the cool breeze rustled in the early autumn night, blowing the corners of Hei Wuchang's clothes and the hair in front of Bai Wuchang's forehead.

The night in the countryside is very different from that in the city. Large areas of the land are black, and there are only rows and rows of farmhouses with flashing lights.

Lian Xi thought it would be difficult to find an unreincarnated lone ghost in such a place, but he didn't expect to hear a deafening sound of mourning after walking through a row of farms.

He froze in his heart and looked in the direction the music came from.

I saw a huge white wreath standing in front of a farmhouse, and in the middle of the wreath was a shocking black word "Lien".

There was piercing sad music in the sound, and relatives and friends sat together, crying constantly.

"Dad, you just left, what do you want us to do!"

The author has something to say:

General Manager: Oh, does it make sense to surpass the penultimate one? I'm a tyrant every day, and I'm ridiculed by everyone, so I won't bully the weak!

CC [Youyou]: This golden light is really thick...

General Manager: It's delicious!

Wuxi Ghost Badge: Chilling and cold! Desperate tears flowed down...