Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 36

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Send (pian) away the little ghost in Wuxi, the sky is just dawn.

As the last bit of the night's yin qi hadn't dissipated, Lian Xi and Gu Chen continued to use the guiding golden light to catch two ghosts.

But there is one thing, Lian Xi: "Just now that kid said he was a human being, so he seems to be in junior high school at most. The underworld still employs child labor? How can he be impermanent at such a young age?"

The Ombudsman: "Why not."

Lian Xi: "???What are the criteria for choosing ghosts?" How did such a young child get selected

Mr. Ji took a deep look at Lian Xi, with an expression of "you really don't work hard", then opened the impermanence certificate and slapped the face of his colleague who would only be lazy.

"Look at the rule of impermanence."

Lian Xi obediently took the black impermanence certificate and looked at it.

Skip a lot of nonsense in the front and read the text directly.

The first rule of impermanence: "There is a way to heaven and earth, but no door to hell."

Lian Xi: "???"

He turned his head and stared at Hei Wuchang for several times, but the latter was completely unmoved, and had no sense that his plagiarism was discovered.

Okay, let’s look at the second rule of impermanence: “The past, life and death are predetermined; right and wrong, all have Yin laws.” There is a small note after it: “Yin laws are strict, non-impermanence, and cannot be easily reversed.”

Lian Xi understood it.

The first article of this rule of impermanence is a general outline.

There is a Tao of Heaven and Earth: There is a corresponding law between heaven and earth.

There is no door to hell: the underworld has no door, it does not lead the way for ghosts. Ghosts who are lost in this world do not have immediate reincarnation, and need impermanence to guide them and send them to the underworld.

And this second rule says that the moment a person dies, the merits and demerits during his lifetime are already doomed. Ghosts can't intervene, and the underworld naturally has corresponding laws of the underworld to judge these people. The only duty of the ghost messenger is to guide them to the underworld to be reincarnated.

A few more down the line, all are talking about some rules that impermanence needs to abide by.

until Article 32.

After Lian Xi carefully read the thirty-second rule, he closed the impermanence card: "So, that little ghost should be the heir selected by the previous Wuxi ghost?"

The Ombudsman: "Yeah."

Lian Xi: "I'm only thirteen or fourteen years old..."

Caochen: "So the level is not enough, the last one."

Lian Xi: "..."

If you bully children like this again, be careful that the little devil will come back and scold you now!

Lian Xi: "But then again, there should be two ghosts in Wuxi. Black and white are impermanent. Why do you only see one."

Naturally, no one could answer this question.

In fact, at the moment when Wuxi Little Ghosts appeared, Lian Xi snorted, and an inexplicable thought flashed in his mind: Judging from his age, he was only this old when he was Bai Wuchang. But then he thought, no, he is not white impermanence!

The evidence is solid. First of all, his bronze bell is not a ghost magic weapon and cannot shield the magnetic field.

Secondly, if it is said that this Su Cheng Bai Wuchang was appointed by the previous Bai Wuchang and did not let the underworld send people over to work in shifts, then Lian Xi must have seen the previous Bai Wuchang when he was a child, and received some recognition or gifts from the other party. Like taking an apprentice or something.

But neither did he.

Finally, and most importantly...

His dad is definitely not gay!

So their family is definitely not a hereditary ancestral white impermanence.

In the early morning, the sun is bright, and the breakfast stalls on the roadside are all set up.

Lian Xi: "Want to have some breakfast?"

Gaochen looked at the fritters and soy milk on the breakfast stand in the distance, and nodded lightly.

After a busy night, Su Cheng Black and White sat silently on the side of the road and started to eat breakfast, like a pair of ordinary social animals.

Of course, Lian Xi didn't know that at this moment, on the other side, the Wuxi kid took the subway, then transferred to the high-speed rail, and finally returned to Wuxi. Just after leaving the train station, the tired boy rubbed his eyes and yawned because he had not slept all night. He got on the bus home, flipped through the impermanence card, and then...

little boy:"?!"

Monthly Ghost Performance Ranking (Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai)—

Twenty-fourth, the ghost of Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province, with a performance of 5,123 points.

Twenty-fifth, Wuxi Ghost Poor, Jiangsu Province, with a performance of 4510 points.

"Ah, I ran for nothing and wasted a whole night of time saving performance. The gap is even bigger!"

This earth-shattering cry of grief awakened the only groggy dozing commuter on the bus. The office worker looked up blankly, the little boy's face flushed red, he whispered "I'm sorry", and got off the bus as soon as it arrived at the stop.

"No, why the gap is getting bigger and bigger, it's impossible to catch up."

The boy gritted his teeth, thought for a long time, and made a call. Soon, the phone was connected, it was a crisp female voice.

"Crooked, why are you calling so early?"

Boy: "What are you doing! Where are you and when are you coming back!"

A crisp female voice: "Why, I'm in Hengdian. Our family Qiqi recently picked up a TV series and I came to visit the class, didn't you know?"

The boy snorted: "Stinky vixen, still Qiqi, still chasing stars, haven't you seen this month's performance rankings?"

"I see. I haven't asked you yet. What did you do last night, and your performance didn't increase at all overnight. Are you being lazy?"

The boy's eyes widened in shock: "I'm being lazy?! It's obvious that you run around the country every day to chase stars, but you don't do any work. Why did you sue the villain first!"

A clear female voice giggled: "What you said is wrong, kid, think about it, the logic should be like this. Because I have other things, I can't stay in Wuxi, people are not in Wuxi, I definitely can't catch ghosts. But You are different, you have been in Wuxi, you have the conditions to catch ghosts, but you didn't. Then I am not allowed by the objective conditions, you are subjectively lazy, you say you need to reflect on it. "

boy:"???"

Although I feel that something is wrong, I can't seem to refute it.

The boy snorted coldly: "I don't care, anyway, you are not allowed to chase stars, hurry back and catch ghosts!"

"I know, I know! Ah, Qiqi got out of the nanny's car and hung up."

As soon as the voice fell, a beeping busy tone came from the phone.

Boy: "Hello? Hello!" Putting down the phone, the boy was so depressed that he kicked the pebble on the ground in anger: "Is this still a human?" Looking back, he said, "Well, it's not a human, it's a vixen. Smelly. Foxy!"

At the same time, Jinhua, Zhejiang Province, Hengdian Film and Television City.

In front of the retro and bustling Ming and Qing architecture shooting base, the security guards of the crew pulled up the railings to prevent enthusiastic fans from rushing into the set. A group of young and beautiful girls held LED light signs and cartoon image banners in their hands, craned their necks excitedly, and looked hard into the film and television base.

In the middle of this group of fans, there is a little girl with ponytails with big eyes. She is holding the banner of "Fly with Qi Qi, Go is always with you", her eyes are surprisingly bright, and she stares into the distance without blinking nanny car.

Finally, the car door opened, and the handsome and top-notch actor stepped out of the car and waved to the fans.

"Ow, Oo, Qi Qi!"

"My Qiqi!"

"Lin Siqi's mother will always love you!"

The little girl with ponytail let out an angry roar and went straight to Jiuxiao, which shocked the entire fan group for a second. The handsome actor also glanced at her blankly, and then waved his hand with a smile.

The little girl with ponytail: "Ow, I'm dead."

Behind her, a fluffy fox tail swayed slightly in the crowd, and disappeared in an instant.

***

The days are in the life of live broadcast at night and catching ghosts in the early morning, day by day.

The day after Su Jiao left, Lian Xi sent him a WeChat message, asking him if something happened at home and when he would come back.

Su Jiao replied vaguely, "My uncle is gone, I'll look for him and talk about it next month", but did not reply.

In a blink of an eye, a week has passed.

On the last day of September, Lian Xi stared at the performance rankings. This month, the performance of his and the jinchen is more than 8,000 points, and the performance of the Wuxi little ghost is more than 6,000 points. Unsurprisingly, Wuxi must be the last one, and he and Mr. Ge are firmly in the second place. As for the penultimate third, Jinhua ghosts are poor, their performance is as high as more than 12,000 points, it should be impossible to exceed.

However, it is still not to be taken lightly.

Lian Xi looked at his colleague seriously: "I won't be broadcasting live tonight, let's go catch ghosts early and go out at six o'clock."

Mr. Zhi was also extremely serious and nodded, "Yes."

Life and death success or failure, in one fell swoop!

Lian Xi: "I'll go out at noon, and come back to pick you up at night to catch ghosts together."

The minister: "Okay."

On the last day of the list, every second counts, and even Xilian walked a little faster than usual. Originally, he planned to go out to catch ghosts after eating at noon, but Dr. Wang said on WeChat last week that he had time at noon today, so Lian Xi could only give up his plan to go out in broad daylight to catch ghosts.

He wants to invite Dr. Wang to dinner.

Although Lian Xi is not good at speaking, he is not ignorant of the world.

There is no child who grows up in an orphanage who can't look at people's faces.

Dr. Wang helped him so much and helped him find Sister Hong who delivered him. It was right to invite Dr. Wang to dinner.

Early in the morning, Lian Xi changed his clothes and opened WeChat.

[Lian Xi: Doctor Wang, should I go to your hospital directly at noon to find you? Or set a location. There is a good hot pot restaurant in the center of Sioux City, and it is quite close to your hospital. Can you see it there?]

After waiting for five minutes, Xi didn't even get a reply.

[Doctor Wang, are you busy?]

Another half hour passed.

Seeing that it was almost noon, even Xi thought about it and called Dr. Wang directly.

"Shut down?"

Lian Xi frowned, he thought for a moment and found the WeChat of his old classmate.

[Lian Xi: Zhao Wei, do you remember, last time I asked you to help me find a classmate from medical school, and you found Dr. Wang Zihaowang for me. At noon today, I had an appointment with him to invite him to dinner and thank him, but I can't contact him now that it's time. Can you contact him there?]

It didn't take long for the old classmate to reply.

[Zhao Wei: Wang Zihao? OK, then I'll ask you a question.]

Ten minutes passed.

[Zhao Wei: I asked you about my classmates from the medical school, who also practiced with Wang Zihao in the park hospital. She said that Wang Zihao suddenly fell ill yesterday and is now in the hospital.]

Even Xi was stunned.

[Lian Xi: OK, thank you, then I'll go to the hospital to see him.]

Dr. Wang is actually sick

Do you need to shut down when sick

Even Xi thought for a while, but had no clue. But since Dr. Wang is sick, he will definitely go to visit.

Lian Xi took a taxi to the park hospital.

He bought a fruit basket at the fruit shop in front of the hospital and walked into the hospital with the fruit basket.

The first floor of the outpatient hall of the hospital was full of people who came to see a doctor. The voice was noisy and the crowd was surging. Lian Xi looked around with a fruit basket and walked to the information desk: "Hello, I want to find a doctor, he seems to be a dentist. He was sick yesterday, and I came to see him. "

The nurse on duty asked, "Are you here to visit? Then you can go directly to the inpatient department."

Lian Xi: "His phone doesn't work, maybe he forgot to charge it, and I don't know which ward he is in. I just want to ask if you know there is an intern named Wang Zihao in the department of stomatology. What kind of disease is he suffering from? How can I find him?"

The little nurse thought for a while: "I really don't know this, so, let me tell you how to get to the stomatology department, you go to the stomatology department and ask. You can go up to the second floor from here... "

"thanks."

Go through the crowd, go to the second floor, and come to the stomatology department.

Lian Xi was carrying the fruit basket and was about to ask the nurse on duty if he knew about Dr. Wang's situation. Before he took two steps, a surprised voice suddenly came from behind him: "Lian Xi?"

Lian Xi turned around.

Under the bright light, the intern wearing a mask held a medical record book in his hand and looked at him in surprise.

Wang Zihao took off his mask: "Why are you here?"

Lian Xi looked him up and down.

His face was pale and his spirit was a little sluggish, and he really looked like he was not feeling well.

Lian Xi: "We made an appointment for lunch today, but we couldn't get in touch with you, so I asked Zhao Wei about the situation. I heard Zhao Wei said you were sick, so I came to see you, Dr. Wang."

Wang Zihao said again and again: "Yes, I forgot to eat. Corey is too busy today, and I don't have time."

Lian Xi smiled and said, "That's fine, I put the fruit basket here. Your health is okay, but your face is not very good looking."

Wang Zihao: "It's nothing. I had a cold last week, but it has gotten worse in the last few days. I'll wait for next month for the meal, and I'll talk about it when I come back on National Day."

Lian Xi: "Okay."

Wang Zihao: "I won't send you, I'm still busy."

"Okay, it's fine, I'll go by myself and make an appointment next time."

The young, cold intern nodded, put on the mask again, put his hands in his pockets, turned and walked into the crowd.

Putting the fruit basket at the nurse's place, Lian Xi quickened his pace and went downstairs in a few steps.

Since I can't make an appointment with Dr. Wang today, I'll just go home, pick up the black and impermanence, and go out to catch ghosts!

Plan pass.

While thinking about where to go to catch ghosts today, Lian Xi lowered his head and turned on his mobile phone, ready to call a car. However, just as he walked to the gate of the hospital, a suspicious female voice suddenly came from behind him: "Are you that... Xiao Wang's friend?"

Lian Xi stopped and turned his head to look: "Sister Qin?"

The person who spoke was Sister Qin who helped Lian Xi find the nurse who delivered him.

The old nurse from the obstetrics and gynecology department came over with a box of medical equipment in her hand. She looked at Lian Xi and sighed, "Are you here to see Xiao Wang?"

Lian Xi: "Yes."

"Oh, what kind of disease are you talking about, why is it so strange. People were fine yesterday morning, but suddenly collapsed in the afternoon."

Lian Xi was stunned, a flash of light flashed in his mind.

Sister Qin continued: "Xiao Wang is still so young. I heard that my parents are farming in the countryside, so I finally gave up a graduate student, a great doctor. As a result, the person has not yet passed the internship period and has been admitted to the ICU."

Lian Xi frowned: "Sister Qin, what do you mean, are you saying that Dr. Wang's condition is very bad now?"

Sister Qin said in surprise: "Didn't you come to see him? I heard from the dental department that Xiao Wang was pushed into the operating room last night and rescued all night. He entered the intensive care unit this morning and never woke up. The situation is very serious and may not survive tonight."

Lian Xi opened his eyes wide and his fingers trembled slightly.

Who was he who just saw...