Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 39

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In the early morning, the moonlight is hazy and the cool breeze blows.

It's the first day of October.

The social animals in the world happily ushered in the eight-day National Day holiday, and the social animals in the underworld finally waited until the monthly performance rankings for September were officially finalized.

And this is destined to be a different ending day.

In the twenty-five cities of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, except for Suzhou City and Wuxi, the ghosts of the other twenty-three cities widened forty-six pairs of eyes, staring at the performance rankings in their hands.

In the end, it was Wenzhou first.

However, this is just the beginning. Because after twelve o'clock, the performance of the ghost poor in Sucheng is still skyrocketing!

The impermanence certificate in the hands of the minister, and the names kept flying out, pouring into Lian Xi's impermanence certificate. It seems that the former Bai Wuchang and the new Bai Wuchang are making a handover, and the names on the old Bai Wuchang certificate appear one by one on Lian Xi's Bai Wuchang certificate.

Names keep popping up, and performance points keep rising.

September has passed, and last month's performance ranking score has become a thing of the past, turning into gray writing and slowly fading.

The beginning of October, a new day, a new performance rankings. All the ghosts haven't had time to catch the ghosts to save their achievements, all the points after their names are 0, only Sucheng. That's right, it's still that old friend Su Cheng. The points of the ghost difference in Su Cheng are still increasing wildly at an incredible speed!

Ghost difference monthly performance rankings (Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai regions)—

The first place, the ghost poor of Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province, with a performance of 20111 points.

The second place is the ghost poor in Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province, with a performance of 0 points.

The third place, Yancheng Ghost Poor, Jiangsu Province, has a performance of 0 points.

fourth place…

Ghosts: "..."

Can you two cheating brakes still have a face!

Even Xi didn't expect that after they caught the sloppy old man, they could actually find the impermanence certificate of the previous Su Chengbai's impermanence from the opponent's hands. The Impermanence Certificate does not recognize the old man as the master, but it records every person the old man has killed. The old man used the souls of these people as fodder to feed those disgusting black bugs.

The souls of these people were devoured by black worms, and some of the three souls and six souls were all gnawed out of holes, and some were even eaten to the point where only one soul remained.

When the names of these people flew from the old man's white impermanence certificate to Lian Xi's impermanence certificate, in the dark night, one by one dazed souls also floated out of the book.

They were unconscious, shaking their souls, lined up, and walked to the underworld one by one.

If anyone can see this scene, they will be shocked.

In the dark and late night, in a remote and desolate corner of the city, hundreds of people bowed their heads and walked into a golden light group step by step. That is the door between the underworld and the world. Their bodies were swallowed by the golden light. Those who walked in the front had the most wounds, and those who walked in the back had fewer wounds.

When it came to the last yellow-haired gangster, he had almost no wounds on his body, so he walked into the golden light group.

All the ghosts were directed into the underworld, and Lian Xi sighed softly. He looked down at the white impermanence certificate in his hand, then looked at the minister, and asked, "Is there a name on the impermanence certificate?"

The minister glanced at the impermanence certificate: "Yes." After speaking, he handed the tattered and useless impermanence certificate to Lian Xi.

Lian Xi took the impermanence certificate. I saw that on this dirty and old certificate of impermanence, there were still a lot of handwriting that seemed to have been erased by an eraser, which did not fly into my own certificate of impermanence. Some of them died in 2004, some in 2005. The last name that didn't fly, died in 2015.

These people are really completely eaten up by black worms and can no longer be reincarnated.

Lian Xi quickly scanned the names. There are a total of 32 names, and not all of them were killed by the old man. Some of them died in a car accident, and some died of illness. It's just that the old man noticed them long ago. At the moment of their death, before they could go to the underworld to reincarnate, their souls were intercepted by the old man and planted with black worms. From then on, they could no longer escape.

Lian Xi silently collected the impermanence certificate.

"You, you are cheating!"

Su Cheng turned his head in black and white, and looked at the indignation of Wuxi's little devil.

The little boy who was less than 160 feet tall looked up at them, and kept repeating like a fool: "If you don't bring this, how can there be such a thing. You are obviously the second to last, how can you, how can you suddenly be right? Number two." It's clear that everyone is hanging on the back of the car together, how can you secretly review it!

Wuxi Xiao Guicha felt aggrieved in his heart.

It was as if he was sitting at the same table with his scholar. Every time after the exam, Wuxi's little ghost started to lose his hair like crazy. Seeing him so sad, his fellow student at the same table talked to comfort him: "Don't worry, I didn't study this time, and I did very poorly in the test. We were both scolded together, and I was with you." The little ghost was immediately moved, thinking about his deskmate. It seems that every day in class, he deserts and plays with his mobile phone. He is really a good brother who sticks a knife in both sides.

I didn't expect the test to come.

Little devil difference: 59 points.

The student at the same table: "Ah, why is one point deducted?"

Little devil: "?"

Listen to this is human words? I believe in your evil!

I never thought that I would take you as a good brother who stabbed a knife in both ribs, and you actually stabbed a knife in my ribs.

Wuxi Xiao Guicha suddenly smelled a strong sour smell that lingered between his nostrils. He ate a lemon and snorted softly, "You guys are definitely cheating, I want to report you."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Guicha angrily opened his impermanence certificate.

Lian Xi frowned and was about to stop it.

Caochen caught the key words, and he seemed to ask casually, "Can you report it?"

Wuxi little ghost: "Of course! Your cheating behavior is shameful, I must report it."

Caochen: "How do I report it?"

Wuxi Xiao Guicha asked subconsciously, "Why don't you contact the underworld?"

Caochen: "When I took office, Su Cheng's predecessor, Hei Wuchang, was seriously injured, and he went to the underworld without telling me anything."

The little ghost almost nodded: "So it is, it's no wonder you don't understand anything. It's very simple, you open the impermanence certificate and put your hand on your own name on the performance rankings. For example, I pressed it on the 'Su Province Wuxi ghost poor'. Above the six words, if you talk again, you can contact the underworld. But this thing is one-sided, it means that you leave a message to the underworld. As for when they will get back to you, you don't know. The underworld doesn't take us seriously. Yes, maybe I will come back to you after half a year."

Koichi: "Oh, thank you."

Xiao Guicha: "You're welcome..." The voice stopped abruptly, and Xiao Guichai was distraught: "Who wants your thanks!" He clearly wanted to report these two cheating guys, how could he be fooled into popularizing them? .

Lian Xi said in his heart: Don't worry, you made a profit, this is the first time I've seen Mr. Gu to thank him.

After listening to Xiao Guicha's popular science, the minister lowered his head and opened his impermanence certificate.

Lian Xi asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"

The minister did not lift his head: "Report."

Lian Xi: "?"

Wuxi little ghost: "?"

Are there ghosts in this world who report themselves

In the evening wind, Hei Wuchang spoke indifferently and his voice was low: "Reporting the Wenzhou ghost policeman for cheating, the score increased by 10,000 in the last second, he must be cheating. complete."

Lian Xi and Xiao Guicha: "..."

Cao Omi: "By the way, because of his cheating, it seriously affects the fairness of the September ghost poor performance rankings. It is recommended to compensate the second ranked ghost poor. It's over."

Lian Xi and Xiao Guicha: "..."

Little Guicha turned his head to look at Lian Xi: Is your colleague still human

Lian Xi shook his head: He is really not human.

The two looked at each other sympathetically, and their friendship was sublimated at this moment.

Although the Wuxi little ghost ate a big basket of lemons and was so angry that he was so angry, but in the end he just talked about it and didn't really report Lian Xi and Gu Chen. He hummed: "Although I didn't report you, I'm sure that there must be other ghosts reporting you, and there are more than one. You just wait." .

Lian Xishen is not afraid of the shadow, and he is righteous: "Our points are justified." After a pause, he frowned slightly, "It's really a problem with Wenzhou ghosts. They finally added 10,000 points."

Wuxi Xiao Guicha screamed in his heart: You guys have increased by 80,000! Eighty thousand!

Yes, from September 30, 2020, to now on October 1 the next day. Lian Xi and Gu Chen have gained more than 80,000 points in total.

Because these 80,000 points have risen above zero, more than 40,000 points are counted as the performance of the previous month, and there are more than 40,000 points, which are counted as the performance of October.

So now the ghost poor performance rankings in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai are like this-

The first place, the ghost of Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province, has a performance of 42,143 points.

Second place, Wenzhou Ghost Poor, Zhejiang Province, with a performance of 350 points.

Third place, Ningbo Ghost Poor, Zhejiang Province…

Fault first!

Lian Xi touched his chin and sighed softly: "It's a pity that it won't be such a good thing in the future."

Once is not enough? It turns out that you Sucheng's black and white impermanence faces are the same size, so shameless! Xiao Guicha suddenly felt very tired.

Lian Xi: "By the way, how do you get the reward for the performance list?"

The little ghost said listlessly: "You use your fingers to wipe off the gray writing on the performance points of the previous month, and you will know how to receive the reward when it is dawn."

Even Xi Wenyan did as he did, and this time, the minister did not refuse to receive the reward.

Ranked second. Although this ranking is not satisfactory, it can barely satisfy the general manager. But thinking that I could have won the first place, the more I think about it, the more angry I get. An obscure look flashed across Hei Wuchang's handsome face, he snorted softly, opened the ghost certificate again, and said righteously: "Please punish the Wenzhou ghost immediately, and suggest that the punishment of the eighteenth hell can be carried out for two rounds, after the end Sent into the vast and cold courtyard of the northern desert, to be scorched by a thousand years of cold fire. It's over."

Lian Xi and Xiao Guicha: "..."

You really should be a person!

Black Impermanence's shameless and childishness made Lian Xi and Xiao Guicha together ignore a strange term mentioned by Gu Chen. And this word, even the minister himself did not pay attention. At this moment, there is only one thing on his mind: my number one has been robbed.

The sky and the earth are big, and the performance is the greatest.

You don't let me take the first place, you have a problem with your thinking.

After a busy night, I finally solved the problem of the old black bug, and at the same time, I unexpectedly got 80,000 points.

This result is even very satisfied with Xi and Gu Chen.

It's not early, it's half past twelve in the morning. The two Lian Xi and Wuxi Xiao Gui said goodbye, and they got a blank eye from Xiao Gui, and the two sides officially separated. Before leaving, Xiao Guicha took out his mobile phone and gave you an expression of charity: "I think you don't know anything about anything other than catching ghosts. Add a WeChat, and you can tell me on WeChat in the future."

Sure enough, you can only build friendships by complaining about others together. Lian Xi took out his mobile phone and scanned the code to add a friend of the little ghost.

Lian Xi: "He just came out of the underworld and took office in Hei Wuchang, and he hasn't bought a mobile phone yet. When he buys it, I'll ask him to register a WeChat account and add you. By the way, 1. What's your name? I'll change a note."

Little Ghost: "Tang Zi. What about you?"

"Lian Xi. His name is Qichen."

"Caochen? What a strange name."

Ah. Caochen glanced at him lightly, not bothering to answer.

After saying goodbye to the little ghost, the two got into the car, and even Xi remembered one thing: "When we get home, we can search this old man for Meng Po soup, and then use Meng Po soup to end up with Su Jiao's classmate. That case. But I'm thinking about one thing..." He looked at his colleague: "Meng Po Tang can let the police find this old man, but this old man is a Xuanxiu with strong magic. Although now his bugs are all caught by us It's gone, but will he continue to grow new bugs in the future?"

In the back seat of the car, the old man froze when he heard this, his eyes darkened.

The minister understood what he meant: "You want to ruin his practice?"

Lian Xi thought for a moment: "I can try it with a bell, or you can try it with your seal. Your seal is placed on the black bug, and the bug turns into a pool of black water. Maybe it will be useful for this old man too. "

Nodding lightly, the minister's fingers moved slightly, and a translucent white seal instantly appeared on his fingertips.

The seal appeared, and there was a moment of silence in the carriage. The old man squeezed his fingers, his body trembling, and he wanted to resist. He didn't forget how this seal was affixed at will, and he wiped out the giant corpse worm that he had worked so hard to raise with his soul body for more than 40 years. A strong sense of crisis welled up in his heart. If he was stamped by this thing, perhaps his practice might really come to nothing, and he would no longer be able to refine worms in the future.

However, the old man is currently weak and has no chance to resist.

The minister pushed it with his palm, and the white jade seal flashed with golden light, poking at the old man's gate of life. Seeing that the seal was about to be placed on his face, the old man finally showed panic, and he raised his voice: "No, I admit defeat. There are many ghost hunting orders and Meng Po soup where I live, as long as you let me go, I will These are all for you. I promise that I will never come to Su City again, never again. No, I will leave Su Province and stay far away from you!" became a scream.

The Ottoman didn't pay any heed to his words. Can ghost hunting orders and Meng Po soup be exchanged for achievements? cannot. Oh, that's fine.

"Wait." Lian Xi took a shot and grabbed the white jade seal flying towards the old man.

The white jade seal was caught off guard, and seemed a little surprised and dissatisfied, and struggled a few times. Lian Xi glanced at the seal in surprise: It's still a living creature? However, thinking about his own bronze bells, he sometimes has a small temper, and even Xi was relieved, and he held the seal even more tightly to prevent it from moving.

White Jade Seal: "..." Anyone can call me, I don't want to lose face!

Lian Xi looked at the old man, his eyes narrowed: "You said, you still have a lot of ghost hunting orders and Meng Po soup?"

The old man was sweating profusely: "Yes!"

Lian Xi: "Okay, then you take us to where you live."

The old man rolled his eyes: "What guarantee do you take that you will bypass me if I give you something?"

Lian Xi smiled: "Do you think you have room for negotiation now?"

The old man gritted his teeth: "If you don't promise me, I won't take you there even if I die."

Lian Xi: "Then I promise you."

The old man asked, "What do you take as a guarantee?"

Lian Xi smiled and said, "Believe it or not, I don't care anyway."

The old man was silent for a moment, his small snake-like eyes swept across the faces of Lian Xi and Gu Chen, as if he wanted to take them to heart. He gritted his teeth and said word by word: "I hope you can keep your promise. Otherwise, I will become a ghost, and I will never die with you!"

The place where the old man lived was a bungalow in the ancient city of Sioux City. There was a lot of garbage inside, it was dirty and dark, and before entering the door, you could smell an indescribable disgusting smell.

The house was so dirty and smelly that the minister refused to enter and only stood outside the door.

The old man got out of the car tied up and pressed him into the house. Under his guidance, he found more than 50 ghost hunting orders and more than 20 bowls of Mengpo soup.

Meng Po Tang is packed in a small white porcelain bottle, and the three characters "Meng Po Tang" are engraved in seal script on the bottle.

The old man: "These are all the things. When I first came to Su City and ate that white impermanence, I found so much from him. Now it's your turn to keep your promise and let me go."

Lian Xi: "Have I said to let you go?"

The old man's eyes were round, and his eyes were splitting: "Shameless child, you dare to breach the contract. The old man swears here that he will never die with you! When the old man dies, it will be the day of revenge. I want you to pay in blood!"

Lian Xi sneered quietly, he looked at the old man with cold eyes, and pressed him out of the door.

"Give him a stamp."

The minister raised his eyes to look at him: "What he said just now seems unusual, like a curse, and it should be fulfilled."

Lian Xi: "Really?"

The minister looked at him calmly: "Xuanxiu is different from ordinary people. You promised him, but you broke the promise. He swears with his soul, and it will be fulfilled."

Lian Xi looked calm: "Then let it be fulfilled."

After a while, the minister asked: "Are you for those mortals who were killed by him to sacrifice insects?"

"maybe."

"It's not necessary, life and death are impermanent, this is fate, it's just reincarnation."

Lian Xi: "What about the 32 people who can no longer be reincarnated?"

The minister looked at him, and asked, "If you destroy his practice, can these mortals be reincarnated again?"

Lian Xi's lips moved.

At this moment, under the bright moonlight, Hei Wuchang's icy and indifferent eyes stared at him without emotion, like a god from the nine heavens watching the world.

There has never been a moment when Lian Xi was so deeply aware that ghosts can be people, ghosts, or spirits.

But the black impermanence of Su City, he is not human.

For a long time, Lian Xi smiled and said: "This is probably a human being. Even if you know that it doesn't work, even if you know those people he killed over the years, those who have been lost forever because of him, they will not survive. However, I have to do this. Do."

The old man roared sharply: "I swear, I will never kill again. The method of raising corpses is not limited to human souls. I am 102 years old this year, and it is because of this practice that I can survive in the world. You abolish me. Cultivation is like letting me die, I will not live for another year!"

"Really?" Under the same round of bright moonlight, the handsome and elegant young man smiled slightly, showing a small tiger tooth: "Then you will pay for their lives."

"Straight!"

Lian Xi looked at the minister: "Seal it. If you don't want him to curse you, I can ring the bell, and maybe I can stop him from practicing. But he shouldn't let you go."

Caochen gave him a deep look, and when his finger moved, a white jade light flashed, and the seal was placed on the old man's gate of life.

"There is a way of heaven and earth, but there is no door to hell!"

"Ahhh!!!"

The tearing sound echoed in the small courtyard, but strangely it did not reach the next door. Because it wasn't the old man screaming, it was his soul screaming. The voice of the three souls, mortals should not listen. Where the seal was covered, golden light flickered, six golden characters in seal script were suspended in the air, and bursts of black air rose into the air.

This black qi kept leaving the old man's body, and every time it left, the old man grew older.

By the end, he had gray hair. But after all, he used to be a profound cultivator. After the black qi dissipated, apart from his white hair, the old man only looked like an old man in his 60s or 70s, which was completely different from his actual age.

The body was slumped and the old man collapsed to the ground. This time, he couldn't even move his fingers.

By this time, there is no need to be wary of this old man anymore. Lian Xi untied the rope that bound him, and just let him lie on the ground.

Lian Xi: "The police should come to you soon, don't worry, you won't be lying here for long."

The practice was completely useless, the old man was speechless, and could only stare at Lian Xi with bitter eyes.

Lian Xi stood up: "Let's go."

The narrow courtyard door creaked shut, the door was seamed shut, and the old man lying on the ground could no longer be seen.

Now that the matter has come to an end, it can be considered that it has come to an end. We can get the final solution only tomorrow when Xi takes Meng Po soup and splashes the police handling the case. Moreover, he has already thought about the candidate for the Mengpo soup.

When he got into the car, he fastened his seat belt and asked, "By the way, I asked you to wash your seal that has touched insects before. You don't seem to think it is dirty, but you just refuse to wash it. That old man's house just now. Although it's quite dirty, don't you have no cleanliness, why don't you go in." He also looked very disgusted.

Joo-chan imitated Lian Xi's movements and fastened his seat belt. "Are corpses dirty?"

Lian Xi said strangely, "Isn't it dirty?"

Caochen: "You hate that old man very much?"

"Don't you hate it?"

Without answering this question, Hei Wuchang asked another question: "If you have touched a corpse bug, you feel dirty. If you touched that old man, why didn't you ask for cleaning the seal again. Touching bugs is for uncleanness; touching people , it doesn't count?"

Lian Xi was suddenly stunned, he slowly raised his head and looked at his colleague.

In the silent carriage, Hei Wuchang said indifferently, "What's the difference between humans and insects?"

Inside the quiet cabin, the hum of the car's engine echoed.

After a long time, Lian Xi smiled and said, "Maybe you are right."

Caochen glanced at him, retracted his gaze, and continued to look at his impermanence certificate.

Lian Xi said while driving: "By the way, I'll buy you a mobile phone when the reward comes down."

The minister pricked up his ears: Mobile phone

Lian Xi: "It's more convenient to have a mobile phone. With a mobile phone, it is estimated that you will be able to connect with modern society soon." By the way, you can also pay the rent yourself.

"Oh."

The car drove slowly, on the empty early morning streets, carrying black and white impermanence into the distance.

At the same time, Jinhua, Zhejiang Province, Hengdian Film and Television City.

Sometimes people always think that being a star is very easy, and you can earn tens of millions casually. But in the hearts of fans, these are also what their idols exchanged with sweat.

The little fox's idol is going to make a big play tonight. Fans gathered outside the fence set up by the crew, and no one was willing to leave.

"Sisters, I won't leave if Qiqi doesn't leave, I will hammer the drum for Qiqi!"

"Yes, sisters, Qiqi hasn't gotten off work, how can we go."

The little fox responded inside: "That's right, right!"

That being said, after waiting for so long for Aidou before getting off work, the fans were sleepy one by one, and some went back to the hotel on their own. Of course, the little fox is not sleepy. She once watched TV series for three days and three nights without even blinking her eyes. But boredom is really boring. When I was bored, the vixen opened his own black impermanence certificate, and then...

"???"

Excuse me

The fox spirit uttered his own fox cry in his heart.

Looking for a place where no one was there, she quietly called her colleague: "Why fat four, Tang Zi, what's going on with Su Cheng. I remember yesterday morning when I saw that they were the second to last, with only more than 8,000 sales, and this It's not even a whole month's performance, it's only the first day of October, at 1:30 in the morning. How did they get more than 40,000 performance in an hour and a half?"

Xiao Guicha just got home and said speechlessly: "Can you be more dedicated! It's been over an hour before you realize it's wrong. They won the second place in September, you know!"

The fox spirit fryed on the back: "Dinner?"

Little Ghost: "This is a long story."

Then, the little devil told his colleagues what happened tonight.

The fox spirit widened his eyes in horror: "How can such a good thing happen? I have lived for more than a hundred years, and I have been impermanent for a hundred years, so why didn't I come across it."

Xiao Guichai said with a heartache: "Don't pay attention to others, just look at us. The last one! Don't you feel ashamed, don't you feel ashamed? When are you going back to Wuxi?"

"Even if I go back, we'll change from the last one to the tenth last. What's the difference between the top ten rewards? A drop of Wangchuan water is a piece of gold. I didn’t tell you about the popular science, Wangchuan water is a waste snack, useless. If you are short of money, tell me, don’t I keep transferring money to you, count me as me absenteeism pay.”

"No, is this a question of money?!"

"I transferred 500,000 yuan to you just now. You can accept it. Tang Zi, don't treat yourself badly. My sister has lived for more than a hundred years, and she has nothing but a lot of money. Tell her if you have anything."

"… okay."

"Ah, my family Qiqi came out, let's talk about this first, let's hang up."

After hanging up the phone, Wuxi Xiao Guichai looked at his mobile phone in a trance, and after a while, he muttered, "I think you want to hang up, Hu Xiaoli, this is not the case. The question of money, you have to come back next month, no matter how much money you give!"

Thinking so in my heart, Xiao Guichai sent WeChat to his colleagues. However, halfway through the editing of the WeChat message, he read it for a long time, and silently deleted it.

Woohoo, she gave too much...

But there was a little bit of misunderstanding, but this time, his rich woman colleague didn't want to hang up the phone so he lied, but he really saw the idol.

Hu Xiaoli ran over excitedly and waved the LED sign: "Qiqiqiqi, look at mom!"

"Ah, Lin Siqi, you have to eat well!"

"Qiqi, you have to go to bed early!"

"Lin Siqi!"

On the set, high-wattage lights illuminate the darkness, making the night look like day. The handsome and handsome top-notch student smiled and waved at the fans, then turned around and walked towards the nanny car.

"Ah, I'm dead."

"Qiqi was looking at me just now."

Hu Xiaoli pouted: You are obviously looking at me.

Being in the center of the fans, Hu Xiaoli didn't notice that after Dingliu Xiaosheng walked into the nanny's car, the door was closed, and an almost imperceptible black gas got in through the crack of the door.

Having lived for over 100 years, he spends most of his time eating and sleeping to make money, but he is a vixen who doesn't use it to cultivate. At this moment, he touched his chin and thought, "What scene will Qiqi be filming tomorrow?"