Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 41

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Lian Xi was still thinking about the black impermanence at home, and after chatting with Chen Kai, he said goodbye and took a taxi home.

When we got home, it was already six o'clock in the evening.

In October, the night comes earlier. When Lian Xi returned home, the room was dark, he was stunned for a while, turned on the light in the living room, and whispered, "Caichen?"

No one answered, and the voice echoed in the empty house.

After putting on his shoes, he searched for him, and finally found the black impermanence sitting on the bed in the bedroom.

In the dimly lit room, only a faint light came in through the window, illuminating a small area in front of the bed, and also illuminating the dark impermanence sitting beside the bed.

This house has a total of four bedrooms. Lian Xi and Su Jiao live in the two larger master bedrooms, and because of the late arrival, the second bedroom is the smaller one. Strictly speaking, it seems to be a children's room. There are many alien stickers of cartoon dolls on the wall. There are not many things in the room, which is clean and simple, just a table, a wardrobe, a chair and a bed.

Although he had lived in this room for a long time, it seemed that he had never used the furniture. There was nothing on the table, the chairs were neatly placed, and there was no trace of being sat on. The closet was empty and the bed was a little wrinkled, but the sleeping place was very flat.

At this moment, the handsome and indifferent Hei Wuchang sat upright on the head of the bed, bowed his head, frowned, and held his mobile phone.

stare…

Turn the light on with a snap.

The priest looked up at him.

Lian Xi turned his head slightly and asked, "Why don't you turn on the lights and don't say anything."

The Ombudsman: "I forgot."

I have to say, how top-notch my colleague is in catching ghosts, and how idiotic he is in his daily life. Lian Xi secretly speculated that Hei Wuchang might be an old ghost who had been dead for many years. Finally got the opportunity to be sent to the world to be black and impermanent, but he lost his memory when he was unearthed. This is good, I have completely become a life idiot, and my emotional intelligence is extremely low.

Looking at Lord Hei Wuchang's calm face, Lian Xi sighed softly.

Forget it, what else can I do, I can only forgive you.

Lian Xi walked over and said, "How is your phone playing. I downloaded QQ WeChat or something for you before, have you used it yet? Please add my friend first."

Only halfway through, Lian Xi stopped suddenly. His face changed slightly, and he listened carefully to a strange sound of music in the room. This is not particularly familiar, but the background music that seems to have been heard somewhere makes the expression on Lian Xi's face keep changing, and finally he looks at the source of the music...

Lian Xi: "What song are you playing on your phone?" He remembered that he hadn't downloaded any music software to Mr. Ge. Is Mr. Ge self-taught

The minister said confidently: "I don't know."

Lian Xi walked over with a strange expression: "No, why is there still music software that has this kind of song, is this QQ Music or NetEase Cloud..." The voice stopped abruptly, and when he walked to his colleague, Lian Xi lowered his head and saw the other party. something on the phone screen.

"Real beauties deal cards, millions of players are online, and hundreds of millions of funds are waiting for you!"

Lian Xi: "???"

I left for two hours, how did you find this kind of small yellow net directly!

Yes, this familiar background music of Dou Dizhu, coupled with the exposed photos of real beauties, is the common Xiaohuangwang on the Internet!

Even Xi never imagined that Hei Wuchang would be such a person!

But fortunately, just before the video advertisement of Xiaohuang.com was about to end, and before officially entering the website, Lian Xi blankly covered Mr. Ji's mobile phone, and then said, "Hey Siri."

An emotionless mechanical female voice jumped out: "Oh, what's the matter."

Lian Xi: "Close all URLs."

"Ok, all URLs are closed for you."

The Ombudsman: "???"

Lian Xi breathed a sigh of relief, coughed twice, and asked, "Well, Lord Hei Wuchang, how did you find this website?"

Koomi: "URL? Which URL?"

Lian Xi didn't change his face: "Real beauty, deal cards online. It's the one you just saw."

The minister: "I don't know."

Lian Xi: "?"

Caochen: "I don't know what I ordered, I just clicked on that thing. But after I clicked on that thing, it seemed to be quite filthy," Hei Wuchang squinted his eyes instantly, "Could it be that there is something in it? performance?"

Lian Xi: "..."

Just be happy.

"I'm here to teach you some basic things. As long as you know these basics, you can figure out the rest yourself." Lian Xi said, turning to his side and sitting next to the minister. The soft bed was dented down a lot because there was one more person, and it also caused the courtier to slide a little into the depression uncontrollably. The bodies of the two touched each other, and Lian Xi was slightly startled. He subconsciously turned his head to look at the man beside him.

Under the bright light, the minister narrowed his eyes and looked at the screen of the mobile phone with a faint expression, as if nothing was out of the ordinary.

After a few seconds, Lian Xi retracted his gaze: "First of all, it's unlocking by swiping your face. You look at a small black spot. In fact, it's a camera. You don't need to worry about what the camera is. Anyway, it can take you in..." Suddenly, Lian Xi His voice paused, and he saw some golden light inexplicably fly from the man's body to his side.

Because he was teaching Mr. Gu how to play with the phone, so Mr. Gu was very satisfied

Thinking of this, Lian Xi worked even harder. He took out his mobile phone: "I'll show you."

With a slight movement, the bodies of the two who were leaning against each other were separated again.

Lian Xi: "Look at my phone..."

The voice stopped abruptly, and Lian Xi opened his eyes wide, staring at the golden light that just flew down from the minister at three o'clock, and flew back with a swish!

Lian Xi turned his head and looked at his colleagues.

Aware of the young man's gaze, Shi Chen calmly turned his eyes and glanced at him: "Is something wrong?"

Lian Xi: "???"

This expression, this voice, this mood, seems to be no different from just now!

Black and impermanent thoughts, don't guess, it doesn't make sense at all.

He even slandered for a while, but because he has not been surrounded by red light recently, the demand for golden light is not so great. So he decided to ignore the three points of golden light that just flew out and flew back. Lian Xi continued to explain: "Well, look at my mobile phone, you just click this place..."

After teaching for about half an hour, Lian Xi let him play with his mobile phone.

Before leaving the room of the minister, Lian Xi looked at him suspiciously several times, but none of the golden light wrapped around the minister was willing to fly over.

Lian Xi said that he was very tired, so the live broadcast should be simpler.

Another quiet and peaceful night.

Su Cheng Bai Wuchang opened the live broadcast room and started the long-lost live broadcast.

Su Cheng Hei Wuchang was silently playing with his mobile phone in his room. At first, he swiped the screen slowly, and sometimes tilted his head to look at the phone, his eyes dazed. But soon, he became more and more skilled. He opened WeChat and found his friends address book.

In the empty address book, there is only one person, Lian Xi.

Caochen thought about it, clicked on Lian Xi's avatar, and then zoomed in.

The square picture instantly fills the entire screen.

The picture shows a black-haired young man wearing a bachelor's cap and a bachelor's uniform. He is standing on the lawn, behind which is a short and simple three-story red brick building. He turned his head slightly, looked at the screen with a smile, and made a "yeah" gesture very old-fashioned. The bright sun shines on the young man, but it seems not as dazzling as the man himself, nor as warm as him.

Koomi looked at the photo on the screen, lost in thought. However, there was still no expression on that stern and profound face.

On the other side, in the bedroom, Lian Xi was playing games and broadcasting live.

He hasn't broadcast live for several days, and there are not many fans in the live broadcast room, only a few people gags one after another, apparently using the dumb live broadcast room as a chat room.

Another unsuspenseful victory, Lian Xi looked at his own record.

Well, at the beginning of this season, it has already reached 2000 points, ranking in the top 100 in the country. It seems that there is no problem with the national service this month, and I can submit the order to the boss.

Although he now earns one million a month and has several million in savings, Lian Xi never wanted to let go of the 8,000 yuan bill for the national uniform from the boss.

A fly's leg is also a leg, not to mention that it costs 8,000 yuan. This fly's leg is extremely thick and can't be missed!

Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly, he stared at the door of his room in astonishment. I saw two o'clock golden light slowly floated in from the door, and little by little, floated into his body!

Lian Xi: "???"

What am I doing

I didn't do anything! Boss, why did you give Jin Guang again

The mind of black impermanence is harder to guess than a woman!

***

Just make up sleep during the day, live broadcast at night, and hunt ghosts in the middle of the night.

Three days later, Sioux City Ghosts returned to normal life rhythm.

Before the live broadcast that night, Lian Xi opened the impermanence certificate, looked at the performance rankings of the month, and sighed helplessly.

Monthly Performance Ranking (Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai)—

The first place, the ghost of Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province, has a performance of 51,223 points.

The second place was Wenzhou Ghost Poor, Zhejiang Province, with a performance of 18,874 points.

Third place, Shanghai ghost poor...

Look at people Wenzhou!

In three days, the performance has increased by 18,000 points!

Lian Xi suddenly felt a nervous feeling of being chased.

He was thinking about what special skills Wenzhou Guicha had to earn performance when the doorbell rang. Lian Xi walked towards the door. When passing the dark and impermanent room, I saw that Mr. Ji was no longer sitting upright on the first day, and was now lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

Looking back, Lian Xi walked to the door and looked at the cat's eye.

He opened the door: "Liu? Is there something wrong?"

Standing outside the door is the real estate agent Xiao Liu.

I saw this short-haired girl holding a box of moon cakes and smiled: "It's okay, Mr. Lian, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. Our company has distributed a lot of moon cakes, some of which are to be given to old customers, so I will give them to you. You brought it."

Lian Xi was stunned, looking down at the moon cake box the little girl was holding.

It is normal for intermediary companies to send holiday gifts to old customers, but they are all for big customers who rent luxury houses and want to buy houses. For small tenants like Lian Xi and Gu Chen, the intermediary company will not take care of them at all. This box of moon cakes is probably because Xiao Liu deliberately applied for one more, and then sent it over.

Lian Xi was silent and accepted the moon cake: "Thank you. Oh, yes, a friend sent me some country specialties before. Would you like to take some away, we can't eat it anyway. I just went into the house for a drink. "

"no, I'm fine."

"It's alright, come in."

Xiao Liu entered the house.

Lian Xi went into the kitchen and put some eggs in plastic bags, as well as vegetables grown by Uncle Li himself, and gave them to Xiao Liu.

"This was given by my old neighbor. After his house was demolished, he went back to his hometown and built a house. These are all grown by himself and are delicious."

"Green vegetables, thank you very much, Mr. Lian."

Lian Xi whispered in his heart: I thank you for that.

Xiao Liu: "By the way, wasn't Mr. Su involved in a murder case before? That case seems to be solved now. Isn't Mr. Su at home?"

"He has something to do with his hometown." Lian Xi asked, "Has the case been solved?"

Xiao Liu smiled and said: "Yes, it seems that the police have checked the surveillance video for a long time and found a criminal suspect who had appeared at the scene of the crime. Then they found the suspect's home based on the video along the way. You said it was a coincidence, that The suspect is an old man. When the police broke in, he had a stroke and fell to the ground for a few days. The police still saved his life."

Lian Xi looked surprised: "Is there such a thing?"

Xiao Liu nodded: "Yes, I heard from a colleague in our store that he has a nephew who works in the police station. He said that the police searched the old man's house, guess what? There are actually a few ceramic dolls hidden in the old man's house. The statue is very similar to the statue where the victim was hiding! The police also found the bloodstains of the murdered female college student in the old man's house. It is estimated that the investigation results of the case will be announced in two days." Xiao Liu sighed: "Oh, no Thinking that it was an old man who picked up garbage who killed someone, that girl is so pitiful."

After sending Xiao Liu away, Lian Xi searched the Internet for the murder of Sun Yan. Sure enough, although the police have not announced the details of the case investigation, many locals in Sioux City have already said on the Internet that the police have caught the murderer, and some people have taken a video of the police carrying the "stroke" old man into the ambulance.

Surveillance footage? Doll statues? And bloodstained DNA

The effect of this Meng Po soup is really amazing.

On the other side, the Sioux City Public Security Bureau.

The case has made great progress, and the evidence is conclusive. It is estimated that the case will be finalized tomorrow. All the criminal policemen are very excited and motivated.

The little criminal policeman took the thermos cup into the pantry. He was happily humming a ditty. When he looked up, he saw his master sitting in the office, looking down at the thick file, frowning and frowning, not knowing what he was thinking.

The little criminal policeman walked over and knocked on the door: "Master, what are you doing, why are you looking unhappy. Are you unhappy that you have caught the criminal?"

"Happy, why are you unhappy." Vice Captain Wu was sitting behind the desk. Hearing this, he leaned back against the back of the chair and tapped his fingers rhythmically on the table: "But you said, we watched the surveillance video before. Dozens of times, dozens of times, I haven't found any trace of the old man. Why did he even come out to provide eyewitness testimony, and we just saw it."

The little criminal policeman thought: "Master, do you know there is a theory?"

Vice-team Wu was interested: "What theory?"

Little detective: "When you don't know that there is a pink ball in a group of red balls, no matter how many times you watch it, you won't notice the existence of the pink ball. But when suddenly someone tells you that there is a pink ball, you suddenly You will see it, and even feel that it is particularly abrupt, and it is impossible not to have noticed it before.”

Deputy Team Wu: "Ah? And this theory, what theory is this?"

The little criminal policeman smiled: "Joe's Theorem."

Deputy Team Wu: "… "

"Fuck you Qiao Yuxuan, play on your father!"

"Hahahaha, master, aren't you just laughing?"

***

The live broadcast contract signed by Lian Xi and the Gem Association was specially approved by Xu Lang, and the conditions were very relaxed.

Live 200 hours a month, and there is no minimum gift amount required, so that you can get a basic salary of 10,000 yuan per month. This contract is a pie in the sky for all anchors. The basic salary is not high, but the work they ask for is not much. But that's it, even Xi felt that the length of his live broadcast this month was dangerous.

Seize the opportunity and live broadcast for another night.

At twelve o'clock in the morning, Lian Xi was on the air, and he was about to go out with the minister to catch ghosts, when suddenly, the phone rang.

Looking at the name flashing on the phone screen, Xi felt guilty for a while. He picks up the phone.

On the other side of the phone, there was a man's mature and steady laughter: "Liancheng, long time no see. Or just call your real name, Lianxi."

Lian Xi was silent for a moment, and said, "My live broadcast was a little short before, but I will make up for it this month. And that contract is really not suitable. If you want to change it, I can cooperate."

Xu Lang was stunned for a while, then smiled: "Mr. Lian, you misunderstood, I didn't call about your live broadcast."

Isn't it live broadcast? Lian Xi: "What's that?"

Xu Lang: "That's right. I told you before that although I invest in live broadcasting and my main business is in live broadcasting, my family is in the entertainment business. Recently, an artist in my company had an accident. So I thought of you..."

It has to be said that, apart from the businessman's nature of eating human bones, Xu Lang has quite a set of words and actions. He didn't take Lian Xi seriously before, so he was arrogant and contemptuous. But now he regards Lian Xi as an important contact person, and immediately his attitude has a 180° turn, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, and Lian Xi can't be wrong at all.

The artist has an accident

Lian Xi frowned and recalled.

It seems that Xu Lang once said that his family is in the entertainment business, and the live broadcast is just his own business.

Lian Xi said lightly: "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you're talking about."

Xu Lang said mildly: "It's not free to ask for your help, it's rewarded. This artist is a popular actor supported by my company, and I attach great importance to him. I've looked for a lot of masters and didn't see the way, that's when I thought of bothering you. "

Lian Xi thought for a while: "Is he in Sucheng?" Xu Lang said this. If he is in Sucheng, Lian Xi doesn't mind going to see it, maybe he can get some results.

Xu Lang: "In Hengdian, he was filming a movie when he had an accident."

Hengdian? That's in Zhejiang Province, it seems to be quite far.

Lian Xi shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help you."

Xu Lang: "Is Mr. Lian really unwilling to take action?"

Lian Xi: "Sorry, it's not very convenient." Going back and forth to Zhejiang Province will waste at least a whole day, maybe there are no ghosts at all. And that's the performance on other people's sites, even Xi can't catch his own performance, there's no need to go so far to steal performance.

Well, to steal is to steal from the next door.

On the highway from Suzhou City to Zhejiang Province, in the dark night, a black Mercedes-Benz drove fast and galloped.

In the quiet compartment, when Lian Xi refused directly and decisively, Xu Lang sighed: "Okay, then thank you, sorry for disturbing you."

He hung up the phone, the assistant who was driving in the driver's seat raised his head, looked at him through the rearview mirror, and asked curiously, "Brother Xu, who were you on the phone with just now? Is it a very important person?" It is rare to see Xu Lang so respectful.

Xu Lang is a rich second-generation, and his family owns an entertainment company, or a big company that everyone knows as soon as he says his name.

The assistant has always been clear that he, the leader of investing in the live broadcast guild, including signing some anchors, is a small matter for him.

The family's company, Xu Lang, did not want to inherit, and could not inherit it. He had three older brothers on his head. So he took a fancy to the emerging live broadcast industry and felt that he could make a fortune in it and make a career out of it. In fact, he also invested in a well-known gem guild in the live broadcast industry with the help of his family background and family.

Xu Lang's tone was helpless: "A little anchor."

The assistant stared straight at him: "The little anchor is so arrogant? He won't even ask him for help?"

Xu Lang glanced at him: "They are not ordinary anchors, they have real skills. He solved the last time Mao Maojiang incident."

The assistant said strangely: "Didn't you solve it, Brother Xu? Mao Maojiang has been entangled in hydrogen and refused to break up. Hydrogen used you as an excuse, saying that you forced him to break up, but Mao Maojiang committed suicide. But you have a lot of adults, not only I don't blame hydrogen, but instead gave Mao Maojiang's parents a lot of money, and made hydrogen into the current first-line anchor."

Xu Lang himself was amused by him: "You are very good at flattering me."

The assistant smiled.

Indeed, Xu Lang gave Mao Maojiang's parents a large sum of money, but the money was not a consolation fee for them to lose their daughter, but to bribe them and let them prove that Mao Maojiang's suicide was because of netizens' online violence , not entirely because of hydrogen. Mao Maojiang's parents were very angry with the daughter who stole tuition fees and rewarded the anchor and dropped out of school for half a year. After receiving the money, they started talking nonsense.

Xu Lang has seen so many women in the entertainment industry, and this is the first time he has seen such a love-minded person. Those female stars in the entertainment industry are all very enterprising, able to take and release, and they will never be shaken by a man. And this cat hair sauce, she is not interested in everything else, she just likes hydrogen gas, she likes it so much that she ignores everything and insists on being with him.

Is it blind, and I don't know where hydrogen is good.

Assistant: "Anyway, you took a lot of effort to solve the matter of hydrogen and cat hair sauce. But I heard that hydrogen recently got together with a female fan and talked about a girlfriend, but this time the other party She looks like a really rich woman."

Xu Lang frowned: "Where did you hear that."

Assistant: "A big fan in his live broadcast told me." The assistant is responsible for contacting the anchor's fan group.

Xu Lang: "Tsk."

This hydrogen is really troublesome and disobedient. There are so many women in the world who have to get together with fans. Even if you are not a fan, but fall in love with a fan, it is easy to cause a lot of trouble. Xu Lang pondered for a moment, and had already started to think about how to terminate the contract with hydrogen, and threw him away.

The assistant carefully observed Xu Lang's face: "Brother Xu, what's wrong with you, are you upset?"

Xu Lang glanced at him: "Okay, drive your car."

"Oh."

***

Hanging up Xu Lang's phone, Lian Xi walked into his colleague's room and knocked on the door.

Colleagues in bed playing with mobile phones look up.

Lian Xi: "It's time to go out and catch ghosts."

The Ombudsman: "...Oh."

After a minute.

Lian Xi: "..."

Lian Xi: "I said, it's time to go out and catch ghosts."

The Ombudsman: "Wait another five minutes."

Lian Xi: "???"

If you are not active in catching ghosts, there is a problem with your thinking!

Finally, ten minutes later, Su Chenghei, who had a cold face, turned off his phone and went out the door with a stinky expression.

Lian Xi couldn't help but ask, "What are you playing?"

The minister took a breath and glanced at Lian Xi indifferently, with a calm tone: "It's nothing."

Lian Xi: "..."

There must be something!

Gotta get a chance to figure out what the hell you're up to.

There are not many ghosts in Sioux City tonight. It took two hours to find five ghosts, and they got 400 points. Look at the ghosts of Wenzhou...

The total performance of the month is 20988 points!

Lian Xi: "..."

This is someone else's child!

Lian Xi: "You said how the ghosts in Wenzhou caught ghosts, why do we catch 400 people, and others directly catch 2,000 people?"

The minister frowned, and was about to speak when Lian Xi's cell phone rang.

He took it out, looked surprised, and answered the phone: "Little devil... Cough, Tang Zi, is there something wrong?"

On the other side of the phone, there was a hurried voice from Wuxi Xiao Guichai: "Lian Xi, can you help me, please, please. My colleague, Wuxi Black Impermanence, she is missing!"