Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 48

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On the way back to the room, the little fox spirit shook the big invisible tail, shook his head and said: "Actually, it is very simple to know if she will have a good life in the next life. Su Cheng Bai Wuchang, you can open your ghost certificate and have a look. ."

Lian Xi said in surprise: "Ghost certificate?"

Hu Xiaoli: "To Duck, you sent the ghost of this woman to reincarnate, so it should be counted in your performance. Look at how much your performance has risen this month. Oh yes, you still remember to send this female ghost there. How many achievements did you have before you were reincarnated?"

"52,132 points." The minister blurted out.

Hu Xiaoli was stunned: "Remember so clearly."

Lian Xi opened the Ghost Badge Certificate and turned to the page of the Ghost Badge Performance Ranking for the month. When his eyes touched the performance points behind the name "Sucheng Ghost Poor", he was stunned, raised his head, and said in surprise, "More than 6,500 points?!"

Huh? The minister raised his brows and took the impermanence certificate in his hand: "6583 points."

Yes, I saw that on Lian Xi's impermanence certificate, at this time, it was written in black and white—

The first place, the ghost of Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province, has a performance of 58,715 points!

Lian Xi quickly sensed the meaning of Hu Xiaoli's words, and he said, "What do you mean, the number of points for each ghost is actually related to whether he can cast a good baby in the next life?"

Hu Xiaoli nodded: "Yes! This is what my former colleague discovered through research. She was a mathematician before her death, and she was very famous. She even went abroad to study at public expense a hundred years ago. She came from the underworld to be Wuxi Bai Wuchang. Later, I didn't have any interest in catching ghosts at all, so I researched how the points increased all day long. As a result, she researched for half a month, and she actually researched it. Whether the ghost can give birth well in the next life is directly proportional."

When he thought of his former colleague who was a scholar, Hu Xiaoli showed a look of nostalgia.

"That was the most glorious eight years for us in Wuxi! At that time, we obviously didn't catch many ghosts every day, but we were able to maintain the top ten points in the rankings. For eight years, 96 months, we never fell once!" Hu Xiao He lifted his chin proudly.

Tang Zi was also very proud: "Wuxi cattle batch!"

The two ghosts in Sioux City: "..."

However, Lian Xi: "How do you keep the tenth from the bottom every time?"

Hu Xiaoli: "I don't know. Anyway, my colleague will calculate the points and send the ghosts to reincarnation accurately. It's very powerful."

The extremely self-motivated Xueba Zong snorted coldly: "It's so powerful, why is it down ten every time?"

Hu Xiaoli was also very sad, and sighed: "Because she feels that catching ghosts has affected her research on Riemann's conjecture."

"Riemann conjecture?!" Lian Xi pupil trembled.

Tang Zi: "What is it, what is Riemann's guess?"

Caochen: "Oh, it's not worth mentioning."

Hu Xiaoli greatly agreed: "I also think that if she doesn't devote herself to studying those messy conjectures every day, maybe we in Wuxi will be able to take the first place."

Lian Xi, the only college student present who knew what Riemann's conjecture was: "..."

Lian Xi: "Has she finally researched it?"

Hu Xiaoli shook his head and said, "No, so when she saved enough points to reincarnate, she was particularly reluctant. She cried and said she would not leave or reincarnate. It was Wuxi Bai Wuchang, who had just come to work, who told her that with her points In the next life, she can choose to be reincarnated into a family of mathematics, and she will definitely live a long life and study mathematics well, so she left unwillingly."

Lian Xi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was not researched, and the collapsed world view was saved a little bit. The ghost spends all day studying Riemann's conjecture, which is more outrageous than Qin Shihuang studying mathematics and English in Qin Shihuang's mausoleum every day!

Hu Xiaoli sighed: "It's a pity that after she left, we in Wuxi are no longer so brilliant. She just came up from the underworld and said a word, which shocked me on the spot. She said, 'Everything in the world Numbers are full of rules. So performance must have its own rules. She studied for half a month, caught more than 300 ghosts without sleep or food, and finally found the rules. She said this:

"Those regular workers in the underworld also need performance. 'Putting a good baby in the next life' does not mean that you are born with gold and silver, but that your life is very valuable and meaningful. For most people Speaking of happiness, as long as you create value and you have value in yourself, you will feel happy and have more happiness.”

Tang Zi scratched his head: "Is my ex, Bai Wuchang, speaking so philosophically?"

As soon as Hu Xiaoli saw him, he thought of his ex-colleague, and immediately hated it. Although I am very good, but you can't take me with you, it means you are good too! But Tang Zi was still very cute, the little fox pinched his cheek, and in exchange for the little devil's sigh, she showed her aunt's smile with satisfaction, and continued: "It's not that complicated, it probably means that most of the 'next life' can Cast a good child's ghost, they will create greater value for society and have a greater impact on the entire world.

"For example, your surname is Ma when you were born, and your family makes games. If you inherit the family business in the future, it will definitely affect many people, and even the whole world. The impact must be great, maybe one person can be worth dozens of dollars. million points.

"For example, you were not born very well, but you are talented and very diligent, and later became a very good mathematician, and solved the Riemann conjecture. Then your score should be very high, and it may be worth a few thousand."

Lian Xi faintly said: "It's more than a few thousand..."

Hu Xiaoli didn't care: "Oh, then ten thousand."

Lian Xi: "..."

that's not what it means!

Hu Xiaoli: "Anyway, the better the ghost casts in the next life, the more points he can bring us. These little ghosts in our realm have a small head, and those regular employees below have a big head. My colleague gave this math Guessed a name, called 'Reincarnation Theory'."

After listening to the little fox spirit's analysis, Lian Xi gradually understood what the hell was going on with those ghosts who accumulated stray spectrum.

Wenzhou ghost poor, every month's points are extremely outrageous. Lian Xi thought they had some special cheating skills before, but thinking about it now, it may be related to this "reincarnation theory".

But... Are there only so many big ghosts in Wenzhou who can influence the world in their next life

Surely there is still a problem.

The four returned to Hu Xiaoli's suite. They were busy all day and didn't eat much. The rich woman Hu Xiaoli waved a big hand and let the hotel kitchen cook a few dishes and deliver them.

"Eat whatever you want, I don't have anything else, just a lot of money."

The people were full of food and drink.

Lian Xi thought for a moment and decided to tell Hu Xiaoli what he heard from Su Jiao.

The little fox spirit was also surprised when he heard the news from the ghost messenger in Shandong: "Escaped from the underworld?"

Looking at her reaction, Lian Xi already had a judgment in his heart. It seems that even the well-informed little fox doesn't know what's going on. He explained: "I don't know the specific situation now, but it should be something happened in the underworld."

Hu Xiaoli shrank the fox's neck, which didn't grow long: "It's terrible, I'd better go back to the mountain. If there is news, be sure to tell us orphans and widows." She hugged Tang Zi's neck.

The little ghost also nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, don't forget to tell us..." The voice stopped abruptly, and Tang Zi's face flushed with anger: "Fox, Xiao, Li! Whose son are you talking about!"

"Hahaha, whoever promises is who~"

The vixen and the goblins are in trouble.

After eating, I ordered some fruit.

The minister didn't say a word, and just ate quietly by the side.

Lian Xi looked at him helplessly and sighed. It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry for the eunuch, and the colleague with amnesia is indifferent to his past, and as a result, he is busy here.

… No, he is not a eunuch.

Lian Xi took out his mobile phone and opened the album: "There is one more thing, Hu Xiaoli. I want to ask you, have you seen these words?"

Hu Xiaoli had already changed back to his original form. While nibbling on the watermelon, she put her hairy head close. After seeing the six characters on the screen of Lianxi's mobile phone, she shook her head: "I haven't seen it before. It looks a bit like seal script? Have you checked it online."

Lian Xi put away his phone: "I checked it, it looks like seal script, but it's not."

This photo was taken of the Jade seal using the white jade seal.

As soon as Hu Xiaoli rolled his eyes, he immediately understood that Lian Xi wanted to help a colleague who lost his memory to find it. She pondered: "Yin and yang are separated, and it is not common for ghosts to lose their memory when they come to work in the world. I heard that the ghosts in Shanghai next door are like this. Generally, the ghosts with amnesia are very strong. It seems that God does not allow such a powerful ghost to travel between the two worlds at will, so various restrictions have been set. Amnesia is one kind of restriction. Your colleague is so strong, he is probably very powerful below."

This point does not need to be said by Hu Xiaoli, even Xi is deeply touched. "Well, he's great."

Hearing this, Mr. Ji broke off the orange and threw it into his mouth, and glanced at Lian Xi.

Hu Xiaoli: "You can go to Hucheng and ask, maybe there is a way to restore your memory. But the two ghosts in Hucheng seem to be fierce, so be careful."

Lian Xi: "Okay, thank you."

Sending long-haired women to reincarnate is a matter of the evening. The four went downstairs to bury her again, and then went upstairs to have dinner.

Suddenly it was nine o'clock in the evening.

Hu Xiaoli doesn't plan to go back to Wuxi for the time being. Aidou has just experienced a big disaster. As a qualified fan, she must not go without seeing Aidou in good health.

Even the three of them stayed temporarily. It was getting late, so there was no need to drive back to Sioux City for a few hours in the middle of the night.

Early the next day, Lian Xi and Gu Chen took a little ghost from Wuxi to bid farewell to the little fox spirit. They first sent Tang Zi back to Wuxi, and then drove back to Sucheng. Pressing the rental car timeline, Lian Xi sent the car back on time.

The owner of the car rental company glanced at the two of them and said distressedly, "It's five minutes before you can collect another day's rent."

Hearing this, Lian Xi smiled slightly.

Save money today too.

After saving 500 yuan, he said, "Let's have a good lunch today."

"Like what she ordered?"

Lian Xi paused in his footsteps and looked back at his colleagues.

Under the bright sun, Hei Wuchang put his hands in his pockets and recalled: "The things that vixen ordered last night were delicious."

Lian Xi: "..."

That meal ate a full five thousand yuan!

Five thousand!

There are thousands of fruits alone, and the little orange you eat is fifty-one!

The Ombudsman: "Eating like last night?"

Lian Xi: "..."

The Ombudsman: "Huh?"

The young man smiled gently: "I'll do it for you."

Caochen looked at him quietly for a long time, then raised the corners of his lips: "Oh."

While walking, Lian Xi lowered his head and opened the grocery shopping app, and began to choose the difficult disease: "What's good for lunch..."

When the two returned home, the food purchased on the app was also delivered.

Lian Xi was counting the dishes when suddenly, the phone rang. He looked at the name flashing on the screen, paused slightly, and answered the phone: "Hello."

A steady male voice came from the other end of the phone, and the other party said with a smile, "Lian Xi, are you leaving today? I thought you would spend a few more days in Hengdian."

"Well, nothing else, just come back."

Xu Lang smiled and said: "Well, it's better to go back to the live broadcast early. The traffic on the platform has been very good recently. By the way, there is an event I will recommend to you soon. Do you have time to participate? If you have time, I can also give you a recommendation. Lose."

Activity

I thought the other party was calling to talk about compensation, but I didn't expect it to be a new event. Lian Xi didn't want to get paid. This time they went to Hengdian not to help Xu Lang, but to help the little ghost in Wuxi.

Lian Xi thought for a while: "What activity?"

Xu Lang: "An event for Zhuge Liang in the national costume. The Douya platform invited 20 anchors to participate in the 1V1 knockout match. The anchor who wins at the end can get the title of 'Douya National Costume Zhuge Liang', as well as a bonus of 30,000 yuan and a copy. A better platform contract. The bonus is a little less, but the exposure is quite high, and many streamers are participating." After hesitating for a moment, Xu Lang said euphemistically: "You can also not participate, it's just for you to think about it, after all, those streamers are all powerful. It is relatively strong, if it is eliminated in the first round, it may not look good.”

Lian Xi: "..."

The next moment, the youth did not hesitate: "Okay, I want to participate."

Xu Lang smiled: "Okay, then I'll sign up for you."

Hanging up the phone, Lian Xi looked at the phone with a blank expression.

He actually saw Xu Lang's aggressive approach, but there were some things...

You can say that I am a 18,000-line anchor, but you can't say that I am a good gamer!

But Lian Xi didn't know that after he hung up the phone, Hengdian Film and Television City was far away.

Inside the quiet carriage, the gentle man in a suit smiled slightly, raised his head and said to his assistant, "Go back to Su City."

The little assistant nodded: "Brother Xu, are you holding an event specifically for that Lianxi?"

Xu Lang raised his eyebrows: "Why, no?"

"No, I just think it's a big deal. Is that Lian Xi so important?"

"Hehe, I have invited so many masters, and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars without curing Lin Siqi. Even after Xi came for an hour, he was fine. Do you think it's important?"

The little assistant smiled and said, "Brother Xu still thinks far. Even if the bonus of 30,000 yuan is a little less?"

Xu Lang: "Any more will be deliberate. Besides, isn't there a new platform contract? This is the highlight."

However, the little assistant thought of a key question: "What if that person doesn't even get the first place?"

There was a sudden silence in the car.

Xu Lang held his forehead with a headache: "...you're talking about my blind spot."

Xu Lang is an excellent agent, but he never plays games.

The assistant suggested: "How about we go to discuss with other participating anchors and let them release water? As long as there is enough money, there must be a way."

After thinking for a moment, Xu Lang shook his head: "Forget it. That's it, do your best to obey the destiny."