Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 53

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The watchman who was dressed in the guard's bow fell, and he slammed the gong in his hand. Hearing a crisp and sharp thumping sound, the black yin qi was overwhelming, and the watchman's figure was swallowed by this surging yin qi, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Lian Xi and Gu Chen narrowed their eyes, watching their surroundings.

This watchman is obviously powerful, I am afraid it is no less than the sloppy old man with black teeth!

And compared to the old man with black teeth, his attack method is even more treacherous. Yin qi pervades everywhere, where there is yin qi, watchmen can appear wherever. Lian Xi suddenly heard the sound of breaking wind in his left ear, his heart tightened, and he quickly lowered his head. A small drumstick rubbed his ear and flew past, and a trace of wind broke through his hair.

dong dong dong!

The watchman rang the gong, ghosts and ghosts, constantly appearing in any position where the yin was.

Lian Xi and Gu Chen had never seen such a strange ability before, and the two of them could only keep dodging, quite embarrassed.

"It's dry, be careful with candles!"

A harsh male voice sounded, followed by a gong reflecting the moonlight. Caochen bowed his head to avoid this blow, and the powerful and terrifying Yin Qi came along with the gong, and Caochen took three steps back. Although he didn't know what would happen if he was hit by these yin qi, it shouldn't be good.

"Hey hey, don't fight the trapped beasts. Now the ghosts in the world, don't weep without seeing the coffin?"

The sarcasm and sharp laughter echoed on the empty road, and even Xi stood firm, his face sank, and for the first time he took the bronze bell off his wrist. At the same time, Koomi lost his patience. Anyone who is attacked in such a strange way by others and who doesn't know where to fight back will feel impatient.

Su Cheng's Black and White Impermanence holds a bell in one hand; the other flips the left hand, a golden album is suspended in his palm, and when his right hand moves, the white jade seal is flying in the air.

The watchman seemed surprised. He looked at the minister and said in amazement, "You actually have two magic weapons of impermanence?"

He actually even knows about the impermanence magic weapon? ! Lian Xi quickly flashed this thought in his mind, it seems that this watchman is really not easy. Lian Xi quickly said to his colleague, "Attack him together!" He didn't know how many tricks the watchman had hidden, but all in all, this might be an opponent even more terrifying than the old man with black teeth, and he must not be careless.

The minister also looked solemn, he nodded slightly, the two looked at each other, and without words, they tacitly moved from left to right and attacked.

"Boom!"

The gong sounded, and the watchman turned into yin again and disappeared.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen fluttered in the air, and the two turned back together. Before he could open his mouth, he saw a black yin gas gradually turning into a human shape. The watchman laughed loudly: "This inferior certificate of impermanence actually gave you two magic weapons. It seems that you are a very good seedling. After collecting enough achievements in the world to return to the underworld, Lord Mengpo has always cherished talents and may reuse them. You, I will give you a promotion and won't let you reincarnate. But even if you have two inferior magic weapons, you will never have this chance again!"

Inferior magic weapon? The golden albums and the white jade seals trembled in the air, full of anger.

Originally, Lian Xi had a solemn expression. It was the first time he had encountered an evil spirit with frequent tactics like the watchman, and he didn't know how to deal with it. But after hearing this, he keenly sensed something wrong.

The magic weapon given by the inferior impermanence certificate

Perhaps the two magical instruments of the minister were given by the certificate of impermanence, but his bronze bell was definitely not, it was something he had since he was born!

When the watchman put away the gong, he grinned sullenly, flipped his palm, and suddenly took out a thin white-bound book.

Seeing this book, Lian Xi and Gu Chen were stunned.

The watchman: "Do you know what this is?" Before waiting for the two to respond, the watchman laughed: "This is the real impermanence card, the white impermanence card in charge of the entire Jiangnan Road! It turns out that your support is a ghost. I have two magic weapons, so I dare to be so arrogant."

Lian Xi's eyes tightened: the real proof of impermanence? Gangnam Road

No... wait, relying on a magic weapon

Lian Xi and Gu Chen looked at the thin white-covered book in the watchman's hand together, and a strange feeling filled their hearts.

At this moment, I saw that the watchman opened the card of Bai Impermanence in his hand, and then pointed, and said something in his mouth—

"Jiangnan Dao Bai Impermanence Edict, Ban Sucheng Ghost Badger Impermanence Certificate!"

"seal up!"

With this cold shout, a black beam of light flew out from the impermanence certificate in the watchman's hand, split into two strands, and each flew towards Lian Xi and Gu Chen. The two took out their own impermanence certificate, only to see this black light entangled their impermanence certificate. Lian Xi tried to open the impermanence card, but found that the impermanence card seemed to be stuck with glue and could not be turned at all.

The watchman sneered and said, "The impermanence certificate is sealed, and it only takes a moment for the magic weapon it gave you to be included in the certificate. You should just grab it."

Lian Xi: "..."

The minister: "..."

After half a minute.

Watchman: "..."

As soon as he gritted his teeth, the watchman again pointed out the impermanence certificate: "The decree of Bai Wuchang, Jiangnan Road, bans the impermanence certificate of the ghost in Sucheng, seal it!"

The black qi entangled in Lian Xi and Gu Chen's impermanence certificate became more intense, and a vicious whistling sound came out. However, even the bronze bell in Xi's hand didn't react at all, and the golden album and white jade seal that were flying in the air beside Caochen didn't move at all.

Watchman: "..."

Unexpectedly, even the two instruments of the minister were not taken away by the impermanence certificate, and even Xi glanced at him. Then, he turned his head to look at the watchman standing not far away, the corners of his mouth twitched. It seems that this watchman is not as powerful as he imagined.

"superior!"

The two no longer did it themselves, but one rang the bell and the other stood still.

No need for them to move, the bronze bell, the white jade seal and the golden album roared and rushed forward, as if the watchman was unhappy at the sight, and the three magic weapons moved in unison. The watchman kept beating the gong, hiding himself in the yin qi, unpredictable. But the three magic weapons can always find the yin qi of his incarnation at the first time, and rushing up directly is a fat beating.

"Ouch!"

"Ouch!"

"Surrender, surrender, surrender! The hero spares his life!"

"Come back." Lian Xi raised his hand to recall the bell. The bronze bell was still a little unhappy, and flew twice in the air before returning to Lian Xi's hands obediently.

As soon as the bronze bell was gone, a gap was exposed. As soon as the watchman's eyes rolled, it turned into Yin Qi and wanted to run away. The white jade seal flew over with a swish, blocking his way. The white jade seal was aimed at the gate of life of the guard and slammed it down. However, six large golden characters stamped behind the watchman's forehead, but there was no response.

The golden album followed at this time, and it was unfolded. Ten thousand feet of golden light shrouded the yin qi of the guard's incarnation. He was like the monster in "Journey to the West" who was seen by the mirror, and he suddenly showed his original shape and collapsed to the ground.

Lian Xi and Gu Chen walked over.

Watchman: "The hero spares his life, the hero spares his life!"

A golden album was enough to deal with him, and the minister took back the white jade seal.

Lian Xi: "This seal of yours seems to be useless against ghosts and dead things. It is only useful for living souls."

Looking at the spiritual things restrained by the white jade seal, such as the soul of Doctor Wang, such as the old man with black teeth and his corpse worm. That's not exactly dead. On the other hand, the golden album seems to be the opposite. What is alive is completely useless, and what is dead works wonders.

Caochen glanced at the white jade seal and nodded lightly.

Without continuing on this topic, the two turned their heads together and looked at the strange watchman who was imprisoned by the golden light.

Lian Xi's eyes moved slightly, he squatted down quietly, and his voice was calm: "Are you a ghost?"

The watchman was silent and said nothing.

Lian Xi: "Huh?"

Now that he has been caught and defeated, the watchman is no longer biting and not letting go. He gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I'm a ghost."

Lian Xi: "What is Jiangnan Road?"

The watchman looked up at him, slightly surprised: "You don't even know Jiangnan Road?"

Lian Xi's face did not change, and he did not reveal a trace of emotion.

The watchman looked at them: "You are still a living person, so you must not be assigned by the underworld to serve as a ghost in Sucheng. When you took over Bai Wuchang, did your previous Bai Wuchang not tell you about the relevant matters?" He Looking at the minister again, "You don't seem to be alive, but you don't look like a total ghost, you are more like a monster."

The minister raised his eyebrows slightly, and the golden album pierced a golden light very dog-legged.

Who are you calling a monster!

The watchman screamed.

The watchman was extremely miserable and feared in his heart. He just hadn't come to the world for more than a hundred years. Why are the low-level ghosts in the world so powerful now? At the moment, he did not dare to hide any more, and the watchman said honestly: "Most of the ghosts are assigned by the underworld, and they are ghosts with meritorious virtues. Because reincarnation in the underworld often takes decades to queue up, since we must waste a lot of money. In ten years, it is better to send these virtuous ghosts to the underworld to serve as low-level ghosts. First, it can prevent the flood of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts in the world, and secondly, it can allow them to accumulate performance. As long as the performance is sufficient, after they return to the underworld, they will not only live in the next life. You can cast a good tire, and you can cut the line without queuing.”

After a pause, the watchman continued: "But there are exceptions to everything. For example, like you," he looked at Lian Xi, "Ordinary people are often appointed by the previous ghost officer directly. But I don't know, Why did you hand over the ghost certificate to your predecessor, Su Cheng Bai Wuchang, and didn't give you an introduction. It stands to reason that they all know."

When he said that, even Xi understood.

First of all, Gu always came from the underworld, and was regarded as a civil servant with roots and roots. But Mr. Ge lost his memory, then he became a waste and could not provide any information about the underworld.

Secondly, Lian Xi, Bai Wuchang, was randomly ordered by the minister. The previous Su Cheng, Bai Wuchang, may have really known about these things, but he didn't have time to say anything, and he died in the hands of the old man with black teeth, and the underworld didn't know anything.

In the end, the two ghosts in Wuxi, Hu Xiaoli and Tang Zi, may know this. But even Xi and Caochen didn't ask anything, and they didn't say anything. Just like if you don't ask, who will take the initiative to tell you that the earth revolves around the sun, this is common sense.

The watchman explained: "In ancient times, the underworld divided the Yangjian into nine avenues, and this area belonged to Jiangnan Road. But then you mortals always fought wars, and the territory belonging to China expanded and shrunk at a while. In the end, we simply followed your Yangjian. I am the real Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang, and the area I belong to is what you call the Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai areas. All the lonely ghosts here are managed by me. And you low-level ghosts Difference… "

The golden album vibrated menacingly.

The watchman stared in horror, recalling the pain that his soul was burned by the golden light just now, he hurriedly changed his words: "Part-time ghosts! Yes, all of you part-time ghosts in the world are under my jurisdiction. Your achievements are actually all Serving me. In fact, the underworld doesn't care about you bastards at all. They just give you a little sweetness and let you die. This has nothing to do with me. I was transferred to Jiangnan Road fifty years ago. It's my business, it's the underworld that deployed it!"

Now, Lian Xi completely understood.

Hu Xiaoli has said more than once that the underworld does not pay attention to these ghosts at all, and only treats them as social animals. What the underworld has to do is mandatory. For example, when Wuxi Hei Wuchang took office, she didn't want to be reborn. She also wanted to work in Hei Wuchang for a while, and stay in the world to continue studying mathematics. But the underworld assigns a new impermanence to come up, so you have to go if you want, and you have to go if you don't want to go. If you are reincarnated, you must reincarnate, there is no negotiation.

At the same time, these ghosts want the underworld to do something, and the underworld is called a push three to block four. For example, Mr. Gu reported countless times of cheating by the ghost police in Wenzhou, but the underworld didn't respond, as if he didn't hear it at all. Another example is that the previous Su Cheng, Bai Wuchang, was killed by the old man Heiya as soon as he took office.

Lian Xi believed that the previous Su Cheng Hei Wu Chang must have reported to the underworld countless times that Su Cheng Bai Wu Chang had not taken office, but this matter could not be resolved until he reincarnated.

Now, everything has an answer.

Not to mention that they don't have the official system of the underworld, they are not real ghosts at all!

The real ghost is this Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang. Just a few words can seal their impermanence certificate, and even seal their magic weapon. They only count as spare tires!

Lian Xi pouted: The underworld is really deceiving.

"Tsk, not only the corpse is a vegetarian meal, but it is also so rotten!" The minister sneered and looked at the watchman: "Who is in charge of the underworld?"

The watchman said dumbfoundedly: "Probably the Tenth Palace Yama?"

Caochen: "It's useless, you should be thrown into the eighteen layers of hell!"

With a bang, the sky suddenly exploded with thunder.

All three were stunned for a moment.

The watchman was terrified and hurriedly said: "That is the Lord Yama of the Ten Halls. You can't call him by his name, and you can't arrange it at will! Be careful, be careful!"

Even Xi was taken aback by this thunder, and he reminded his colleagues: "King Yama is still powerful, and every single one of them can kill this watchman." After thinking about it, he explained in a way that the other party could understand: " For example, this watchman is Yao, and the ten Yama Kings are Ma Chao."

Caochen's eyes flashed: "...that's really quite powerful."

This time, Mr. Zhi closed his mouth and didn't dare to talk nonsense any more. He has never seen King Yama, but he has seen the mighty Ma Chao. It's too powerful, killing him is like killing a chicken, without a knife...

Lian Xi lowered his head to look at the watchman, no, it was Bai Wuchang from Jiangnan Road. "What else do you have to say?"

Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang dodged his eyes and said calmly, "No, that's all I have to say."

Lian Xi smiled: "Really?" He looked at his colleague and said, "Kingchen."

Caochen raised his eyes and glanced at the golden album.

The golden album trembled, and the golden light enveloped it in an instant.

Watchman: "Oh hey! I said I said, the hero spares his life!"

Lian Xi stopped the golden album's continued torture and looked at the watchman: "Then I ask, you say. Why are you here?"

The watchman wanted to make a fool of himself, but Lianxi seemed to see what he was thinking, and called out again, "Caochen". Seeing that the golden album is about to shine again, the watchman is like pouring beans, revealing everything: "I came to the world because something happened in the underworld and a fight broke out! And I came to Sucheng because of the ghosts of Wenzhou before. The police, the ghosts in Yancheng, the ghosts in Shanghai... In short, except for the ghosts in Wuxi, there are thirty-five cities in Jiangnan Road, and there are ghosts in 33 cities to complain to you!"

The watchman complained in his heart: "Yin and yang are separated, the reason why we want to hire some ghosts like you is to reduce our burden, and secondly, we are really not good to come to the world. But it may be that there are too many ghosts complaining about you. Now, when the Lord Yamas were fighting, they punched the underworld again, and I happened to be standing nearby. There was a crack and I couldn't leave the underworld, but at this time, those ghosts appeared on my impermanence certificate. The bad report, so I followed those reports and came to you. They reported the ghost police in Sucheng, so as soon as I arrived in the world, I was sent by the ghost certificate to the two of you near the ghost certificate, and then... Then The two heroes will know what happened."

The watchman can't wait to turn his head and go back to the underworld. After all, the King of Hell fights, and it has nothing to do with a kid like him. Now it's good, I thought that I had good luck and came to the world to be a mighty king of the mountains and do good fortune, but also to avoid the disasters in the underworld. As a result, within a few minutes of coming up, it became like a bear.

Eight lifetimes of blood mold!

After listening to the watchman's words, Lian Xi grasped the key words: "You said the underworld is fighting?"

The watchman nodded: "Yeah, it seems that some evil ghost Shura escaped. I don't know what happened, I'm just a little Luoluo. Anyway, one day, Wangchuan suddenly stopped flowing. Although it didn't take long for it to stop. , Yama of the Ten Halls worked together to repair Wangchuan. But since then, they have been fighting. The hero spares his life, I know so much!"

The watchman seemed to understand nothing, but his words had shocked Lian Xi.

The river of forgetfulness is cut off, and King Yama is fighting

Could it be that what Su Jiao wanted to say was also related to this

For some reason, Yu Guangli glanced at his "monster" colleague who started to lower his head and swipe his mobile phone again. Lian Xi calmed down, and asked the watchman indifferently, "When did Wangchuan stop flowing, and when did Yama of the Tenth Hall stop? repaired?"

The watchman recalled: "About 50 or 60 years ago, it was repaired by the Ten Temple Yama together with it just two days ago."

Lian Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the watchman continued: "Because the underworld is busy with official business, there are not enough manpower, and there are too many ghosts to be reincarnated every day. It takes decades or hundreds of years to queue up. This will inevitably cause chaos in the order of reincarnation. Just cast the spell, um, it should be the Ten Temple Yama who cast the spell, one day in the world, one year in the underworld. So in the human world, the matter of forgetting the river and the stream was about two months ago?"

"!" Lian Xishua turned his head to look at his colleague.

Caochen, who was about to brush his phone, noticed his sight, raised his head, and raised his eyebrows: Is there something wrong

Lian Xi: "..."

My longevity, my colleague is likely to be the villain who escaped from the underworld, what should I do