Since we were going home, of course we had to take care of where the watchman was going.
The watchman has said that when he dies, his impermanence certificate will become an ownerless thing, and whether it can be used in the future is temporarily unknown; secondly, as soon as he dies, he will be discovered by the underworld immediately. So killing the watchman is obviously inappropriate.
Even Xi looked at the man beside him, and the minister also turned to look at him.
My colleague is the most wanted criminal in the underworld, what should I do!
After thinking about it again and again, Xi Xi said seriously, "Let's get him home first?"
Caochen didn't even think about it, and asked instead, "Why not kill him? Send the ghost to the underworld, and there will be achievements." He pointed to the watchman, "Ghosts, achievements. Send him to reincarnation, and there will be achievements."
Watchman: "..."
"Boss, spare your life!!!"
The commander-in-chief knelt on the ground and bowed three times and nine times. Caochen is a performance harvester with no emotion. He was holding a golden album and glanced at the watchman coldly. One person and one album cooperated tacitly, and when the minister flipped the palm of his hand, the golden album rushed up with a squeak, but was grabbed by Lian Xi: "Wait!"
Golden Album: Ow
Caochen: "?"
The colleague has lost his memory and does not know that he is the culprit of the chaos in the underworld. Even the first two are big, the brain is running fast, racking my brains to find a good reason. He fixed his expression and said righteously, "No, you made a mistake."
The Ombudsman: "Am I mistaken?"
Lian Xi nodded, calmly: "Yes. Killing ghosts can indeed have achievements. Killing evil ghosts and directly making him go to hell will of course have achievements. But that is for evil ghosts! This... This Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang," Lian Xi looked down at the snot-faced watchman who knelt down and begged for mercy: "He is not an evil ghost, right?"
When the watchman heard this, he hurriedly said, "My lord, it's clear, how could Xiao Xiao be an evil ghost. Xiao Xiao became a ghost at a very early age, and Xiao Xiao was a good person before his death!"
Lian Xi continued to analyze: "So he is not an evil ghost. If you kill him, you won't get results. If you send him to the underworld, you will let him go back to his hometown! He must have relatives and friends in the underworld for so many years. We stole his impermanence certificate, and once he returns, he will definitely find his friends to come back for revenge."
The watchman was terrified, and was just about to swear to Lian Xi that he would never come back for revenge. But before he could speak, he suddenly met Lian Xi's gaze—
"If you dare to speak, you will die. 』
Watchman: "..."
Woohoo, boss, forgive me!
After Lian Xi's analysis, Ji Chen also felt that it was very reasonable. The two quickly made a decision: take the watchman home first!
So at four in the morning, Sioux City Park.
In the bleak cold wind, the Didi driver who was driving at night finally received an order, and it was still a big order. He listened to the song, hummed a little tune, turned a corner, and was about to drive to the starting point of Lianxi's positioning.
The car turned at the intersection, and the street trees quickly swept past. The occlusion disappeared, and the field of vision suddenly became clear.
Then, the driver saw two young people standing on the side of the road, and... Standing beside them, a strange man with a pale face and an ancient costume.
"Ghost!"
The driver stepped on the accelerator and rushed over.
Lian Xi, who just walked to the side of the road: "..."
Even Xi called, but the driver refused to come back, only saying that there were ghosts around them. Lian Xi persuaded him for a long time, telling him that it was just a friend of his who likes to play cosplay, and he added a night shift red envelope of 5 yuan before the driver was willing to turn the car back.
After picking up the three people and getting on the bus, the driver's master glanced at the watchman curiously: "How much powder do you have to use to wipe your face so white."
The watchman shrank his neck, looked at the two big men who were sandwiching him from left to right, and did not dare to say a word.
Without getting a response, the driver murmured "what a weirdo" in a low voice and stepped on the accelerator.
After half an hour, the three returned to the community.
Even the community where Xi lives now is a good high-end community, and there are guards standing guard in the middle of the night. After getting out of the car, Lian Xi looked at the strange watchman and frowned, "Aren't you a ghost, can you do it so that humans can't see you?"
The watchman huddled up and said timidly, "It's only a low-level ghost without mana that makes humans invisible. I can change my clothes. It was because I just came out of the underworld, and this image is from the underworld. That's why it didn't change." As he spoke, black light flickered on the watchman's body, and a burst of yin permeated. When the yin qi dissipated, a short-haired fat middle-aged man in a sweater and sneakers appeared in front of Lian Xi and Gu Chen.
The watchman whispered: "I can also become like this..."
Why don't you change sooner? ! In silence, the three of Lian Xi walked into the community.
…
Su Jiao has been waiting at the door for a long time.
Really bored, he put his suitcase upside down on the ground and sat on the metal box to play with his mobile phone. Hearing that the elevator beside him suddenly moved, Su Jiao's eyes lit up, and he jumped up with excitement. I watched eagerly as the number above the elevator changed from 1 to 2, and finally slowly reached the 13th floor...
"Ding dong!"
The crisp sound of the elevator rang, and even Xi didn't see his roommate's face clearly, and first heard a familiar voice: "You guys are finally back woo woo woo, I'm dying of boredom... Huh? Who is this?!"
Su Jiao saw at a glance the fat watchman who was standing behind the minister.
His brain was spinning fast.
It doesn't look like a ghost, how can there be such a real ghost, the Yin Qi is well hidden, and you can't see it at all. Besides, if it was a ghost, the nigger must have sent him to reincarnate long ago, how could he possibly bring him home. Who could that be
Ah yes, there are four bedrooms in this house, and one is vacant right now.
One for hi, one for him, one for niggas, so...
Su Jiao widened his eyes and said aggrieved: "How can you find a new roommate while I'm not here, did you agree with me!"
Lian Xi: "???"
"What are you talking about?" He took out the key to open the door, and said, "Okay, let's come in first. By the way, it's almost five o'clock, so it's time to have breakfast. What do you want to eat?"
The watchman did not dare to speak, he lowered his head and regarded himself as an invisible man, and followed Lian Xi into the house honestly.
Su Jiao felt hungry for a long time, and just arrived home after catching the train all night, he didn't show any kindness to Lian Xi, and said, "I want to drink preserved egg and lean meat porridge..."
"You give me some."
A cold and calm male voice interrupted Su Jiao's words, he snorted and turned to look at the minister.
I saw the nigger with his hands in his pockets, calmly and smoothly changing his shoes and entering the house. He looked down at Lian Xi, and said in a righteous tone, "I'll eat what you order."
"Let me order it again, how about you eat fried dough sticks?" Lian Xi replied very quickly, with a hint of casualness and intimacy in his words that he didn't even notice.
Gu Chen: "Oh." After a few seconds, "I don't want to eat fried dough sticks."
Lian Xi frowned slightly: "How about eating steamed buns?"
The minister: "Don't."
"..." Lian Xi: "Then what do you want to eat?"
The minister walked into the room and said in a calm voice, "You can order anything."
Lian Xi: "..."
Lian Xi was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he directly opened his takeaway app: "Anyway, you have to eat when I order."
The minister raised his eyebrows lightly, seemingly displeased.
Without getting a response, Lian Xi turned around and looked at him blankly: "Huh?"
Caochen silently lowered his eyes: "...Oh."
Su Jiao, who was watching from the side, opened his mouth slowly, and a strange feeling emerged spontaneously, but he looked at the backs of his two roommates, the word had already reached his mouth, but he couldn't say it.
He suddenly felt that he was out of tune with this family.
No, he left for more than half a month. What happened? !