Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 62

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The watchman said that Meng Po soup is only a psychological effect, a ritual. What really makes ghosts forget their predecessors and start over is the road of reincarnation. The moment the ghost stepped onto the cycle of reincarnation, he had already begun to gradually forget the past.

The so-called one day in the world, one year in the underworld.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen sent the female ghost to reincarnation half an hour ago. For them, only thirty minutes had passed. But for the female ghost, she has been queuing up in the underworld for seven days.

Just returned to the world, the female ghost was still a little dazed. After a while, she retrieved the memory she lost on the reincarnation, remembered where she was, and who the two young men beside her were.

The female ghost looked embarrassed, nervous and nervous: "You two ghosts, can't I be reincarnated?"

Some ghosts are lining up, humming songs, and happily going to reincarnate. Suddenly, I closed my eyes and opened my eyes, and I came back!

Where does this make sense

Totally bewildered.

Even Xi never expected that in order to verify what he said just now, "that female ghost's real wish is to see his mother", he would actually drag him back from the underworld!

Even Xi was very embarrassed. He looked at the frightened female ghost and said, "It's nothing."

The female ghost was at a loss: "?" It's okay, why did you call me up

Lian Xi coughed lightly and said, "That's right, I helped you complete your obsession before, and you want to hear your mother's voice. But according to my colleague, your real wish is not to listen to your mother's voice, but to see her side?"

That's it? That's it

The female ghost was even more stunned. Just like that, you dragged me back to the world again

The female ghost nodded lightly: "Indeed, I really want to see my mother. During the National Day holiday at the beginning of the month, I worked overtime at the company and didn't go back. I didn't go home for the New Year this year. The last time I went home was last year's Spring Festival. I'm leaving. It was so sudden that I didn't say goodbye to my mother, I really want to take another look at her to see if she is doing well."

Lian Xi nodded knowingly.

The minister raised his eyebrows at him: I was right.

Even Xi ignored him.

After thinking for a moment, even Xi: "Actually, it's not difficult. What's your mother's WeChat? A video call will do."

Many people will not add strangers to WeChat, but this time is different. Lian Xi only needs to say that he is a friend of the female ghost, and her mother should pass. If I accidentally click on the video call again, I will say something wrong, and it can be considered to satisfy the wish of the female ghost and let her see her mother.

However, the female ghost looked helpless and sighed: "My mother is old and her eyesight is not good. She has never liked to play with these electronic products, and her mobile phone is still an old man's phone."

Lian Xi now fully understands why the female ghost wanted to see her mother before, but only said she wanted to hear her mother's voice. Because she knew it couldn't happen at all. Her hometown is thousands of miles away, and her mother doesn't use her mobile phone. She was content to hear her mother's voice, and she didn't dare to ask for anything else.

But things were clarified, but even Xi couldn't solve it. He calmly looked at the man beside him.

After dragging the female ghost up from the underworld, the court minister put his hands in his pockets beside him and stood recklessly, with the words "Mo Dee Emotions" written all over his face. However, for some reason, Lian Xi always felt that he would do something.

Aware of the young man's gaze, the minister looked at him: "Huh?"

Lian Xi: "She wants to see her mother."

Caochen stared at Lian Xi intently, his eyes gradually lengthened.

It's very simple to want to see my mother. But what does this matter have to do with him, why does he want to help

You can't come back from the dead when you meet them; you can't change anything when you meet them.

This is extremely boring.

Lonely ghosts' wishes are always so strange and meaningless. From a certain point of view, Gu Chen even felt that "becoming the richest man in the world" was more valuable than "meeting my mother". At least, the desire to satisfy the six desires, the greed for money, fame and fortune, although it is not superior, it is also reasonable.

He was disdainful in his heart and had no plans, but looking into Lian Xi's eyes, a sentence appeared in the heart of the minister—

"Think about it, how much you want to play games, how much those people want to complete these obsessions... Compare your heart to your heart. 』

How much I want to play games...

His eyes moved slightly, and the minister said lightly, "It's not difficult."

This time, Caochen did not use the golden album and the white jade seal. He stretched out his hand and drew a circle in the air. The circle with thin golden edges is like a bronze mirror, slowly emerging a clear picture in the air. In the mirror, a middle-aged woman is sitting at a table, wiping a rectangular photo frame. In the photo frame is a young girl with a ponytail and a blue and white school uniform, and the figure of a female ghost can still be vaguely seen. This is a picture of her when she was in school.

Seeing her mother, the female ghost rushed up and burst into tears: "Mom, mom!"

This mirror is only one-way feedback, and the voice of the female ghost cannot be transmitted to the opposite side of the mirror.

Lian Xi knew that the minister must have a way to make the living see ghosts, and even let the mother and daughter communicate directly. After all, his colleagues can even do things like catching ghosts from the underworld, not to mention such trivial things as letting ghosts talk. Lian Xi was inexplicably confident in his own gangsters and colleagues.

However, in the bleak autumn night, Hei Wuchang's voice calmly said: "People and ghosts have different paths, and Yin and Yang are separated."

Lian Xi was slightly stunned.

The female ghost who was lying and crying in front of the bronze mirror froze when she heard the words. After a few seconds, she wiped away her tears and turned around, bowing slightly to the minister and Lian Xi. She showed a pale but genial smile: "Thank you so much, I'm really satisfied this time, thank you, you guys are so good. Before I died, I never thought about the underworld, nor did I think about it. There will be ghosts, and it's still like you."

Looking at the splendid smiling face of the female ghost, the minister moved his lips, but did not say a word.

Su Cheng watched the female ghost with a smile and waved to them, just like the little female ghost who had just played the glory of the king and went to the underworld happily, she was very happy, she did not have a trace of sadness of death.

When some ghosts were sent to reincarnate, they collapsed and screamed and resisted; some ghosts were willing to go into reincarnation by themselves.

After the female ghost entered the reincarnation for the second time, there was no golden light scattered from her body. It seems that helping her fulfill her second wish, she can't get additional golden light.

Even Xi did not feel pity. Now the way he got the golden light was too simple, playing two games with Mr. Zhi, the golden light flew over. Although these golden lights don't seem to bring any special good luck, except for the monthly income of one million... Well, it does not count the monthly income of one million. Other than that, there is nothing left.

not to mention…

A golden light? Who to send. Lian Xi was raised by his colleague, so he doesn't like it!

Just thinking about it, suddenly, a few strands of golden light passed through the dark night and poured into Lian Xi's palm. Lian Xi looked at his colleague in surprise, and saw that the minister was looking at the place where the female ghost disappeared, and found that Lian Xi was looking at him...

The Ombudsman: Huh, what's the matter

Lian Xi retracted his gaze: It's okay.

The reasons why my colleagues are happy are getting weirder!

After Lian Xi and Gu Chen helped the female ghosts complete their obsession for the second time, it was already 23:50 in the middle of the night.

Only ten minutes left.

When the two and the watchman split up to catch ghosts, they said before, that at twelve o'clock, everyone will meet and check the monthly performance rankings together.

Sure enough, the time was almost up, and the watchman also appeared.

The watchman ran over from the opposite side of the road, panting, and his expression was still a little frightened. He was relieved when he saw Lian Xi and Lu Chen. After hesitating for a moment, the watchman still bite the bullet and said: "Two adults, have you ever seen a beam of golden light that cut across the sky just now?"

Golden light? Oh that. Lian Xi nodded: "I see."

The watchman took a deep breath and said, "It's so scary! It must be an extremely powerful human Xuanxiu, or a very terrifying evil spirit! Two adults, be careful. That power is so powerful that I panicked and felt great. Pressure." The dog's leg also needs face, and the fact that the watchman feels that he is pressed to his knees by that force, needless to say, is not very important.

Very scary ghost? With a tightness in his heart, Lian Xi showed a strange look and said, "That golden light was made by the minister."

Watchman: "Oh so, it turns out to be Lord Koochen..."

hiss!

The voice stopped abruptly, and the watchman stared at Hei Wuchang with wide eyes.

The minister said in a loose tone: "Can't you?"

The watchman was sweating like rain, and said again and again: "Yes, yes, it turned out that the adults used the magic. The little one said, how can there be such a powerful ghost in this city of Su? It turns out to be the adults. I admire it so much. The youngest is truly fortunate to be able to do things under the command of the adults!" As he spoke, the watchman raised his sleeves and wiped away tears.

This acting is really bad, not to mention the minister, even Xi feels fake.

The watchman used to flatter very well in the past, but today I don't know if he was frightened or if he didn't play well, it was too much.

However, they didn't know that the watchman's pretentious posture was really fake and had no artistic sense, which was very inconsistent with his professional image of licking dogs. But the watchman was also intentional. At this moment, the watchman covered his shocked face with his sleeves, and his heart was like a stormy sea, turbulent.

Who the hell is this ghost? Never heard of the underworld being so strong!

As a white impermanence in Jiangnan Dao, although the guard is only one of the lowest nine yin divisions and the eighteen ghosts, he is at least a serious yin division official. He went down, and there were a lot of little scoundrels without official positions, and they were not as good as him.

The watchman's immediate superiors are the Eight Great Yin Law Envoys, and further up are the Four Great Judges.

The biggest official the watchman has ever seen in his life is Judge Lu of Cha Cha Division. That is a big man in the underworld, with a great reputation and boundless mana. But I have never seen Judge Lu so strong.

Is this Su City's black impermanence really more powerful than the judge

The judge goes further up, with the insight of a watchman like a frog at the bottom of a well, he is the Ten Temple Yama. Or, it is Judge Cui, the chief of the four judges. Judge Cui is definitely stronger than Judge Lu.

Ten Hall Yama, Judge Cui

The watchman's face changed constantly. It can't be...

Lian Xi once thought that the minister might be a peerless evil ghost pulled out by the underworld. But the watchman never guessed in this direction. Because no matter how strong the evil ghosts in the eighteenth layer of hell are, they are still ghosts, and they are evil things. It is impossible for the evil things to use the ghost certificate. The ghost certificate would rather be broken than jade, and will never recognize a single evil ghost for its use.

For a time, the three of them had their own ideas, and it could be said that they had their own ghosts.

At this moment, the time passed minute by minute, and it was the last minute.

Even Xi and Guichen looked serious, opened the card of impermanence, and stared at them without blinking.

I saw it clearly written on the ghost certificate—

The first place, the ghost of Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province, has a performance of 245,487 points.

The second place was Wenzhou Ghost Poor, Zhejiang Province, with a performance of 193,215 points.

Gu Chen and Lian Xi didn't catch their breath and watched closely.

The watchman didn't care much. He smiled and said, "Don't worry, two adults. The ghost certificate of Wenzhou Xiaoxianggong can charge half of the points of all the ghosts in Jiangnan Road, and the small ghost certificate can also be used! Under the same circumstances , how could the little one lose to a fledgling kid?"

Having said that, Lian Xi and Gu Chen, who had had psychological shadows, ignored him.

The watchman was speechless, and he thought to himself: Say you are strong, beat me from a ghost to a licking dog, better than my father; say you are not strong, a small performance ranking, why pay so much attention? Isn't it just some Mengpo soup, Wangchuan water, and a hundred taels of gold like garbage? Is it important

The watchman concealed his disgust and shook his head calmly.

Lian Xi: "There are still three seconds!"

Infected by the two ghost errands beside him who were clearly concerned, the watchman also began to look at the leaderboard for no reason.

Countdown to two seconds.

no change.

Countdown to one second.

Nothing has changed.

Okay, the list is finalized, it must be number one, and I'm going to be directly on the national rankings...

The small eyes were rounded with a brush, and the watchman opened his mouth in horror.

"They cheated!" Lian Xi exclaimed in surprise.

"Heh, it's too much to deceive people!" The minister said nothing, his black hair was no wind, and he flipped his hands. In the palm of the left palm, the golden album whistled and fluttered; on the right finger, the white jade seal scurried everywhere in indignation.

Even the watchman was infected by this emotion and burst into anger: "The performance has increased by more than 50,000 points in one second? Shameless, shameless!"

He worked hard for half a month's performance! He finally managed to save half a month's performance!

Work diligently every day, don't eat, drink, sleep, and finally save 240,000!

Can this be tolerated

The three ghosts in Sioux City turned their heads and looked south—

There, is the direction of Wenzhou.