Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 63

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Before the end of the rankings, Lian Xi and Guchen were staring intently at the rankings.

However, after finishing the list, when I saw that the performance of Wenzhou Ghosts increased by 60,000 in one second, and overtook a car in a blink of an eye, and became the first, the most frustrating people were no longer Lian Xi and Gu Chen, but Is the watchman.

"shameless!!!"

The watchman's eyes were on fire, he gritted his teeth, the veins on his forehead were exposed, and his fat was like a sieve of chaff, trembling.

Lian Xi was a little strange to see the watchman so angry. This is our Sioux City ghost poor performance ranking. It has nothing to do with you. We are not so excited. What are you so excited about? But immediately, Lian Xi thought that the watchman was indeed qualified to be more angry than him and the minister.

For more than half a month, the two serious ghosts in Sioux City have not done any shit, and have been playing games at home for eight out of ten days. Among the 240,000 achievements of Su City, 120,000 were earned by the watchmen who worked day and night, all night long, diligently, and without rest.

It's not easy.

Su Jiao was a hard-working graduate student. He was sent by his supervisor to run errands every three days. He was often too busy to see anyone. But even he once sighed: "This fat man is too dedicated!"

The watchman has not closed his eyes for half a month.

Every day without touching the ground, I walk all over the streets and alleys of Sioux City just to catch ghosts. It's not that the watchman didn't go home, he went back anyway. Every time I go back, it is a meal time, I bring breakfast, lunch and dinner to Lian Xi and Ji Chen, and then blow the rainbow fart and lick it. After licking, the watchman has the motivation to go out and catch ghosts with more energy.

Therefore, a large part of these 240,000 points of performance can be said to have been exchanged by the watchman with his hard work.

Now, the success is close to success, do you think the husband is more angry

Even Xi felt sympathy for him.

The watchman gritted his teeth: "Sir, let's go to Wenzhou now!"

Caochen sneered: "Oh, let's go!"

The watchman responded, "Yes, let's go!"

Lian Xi, who was left behind by the two of them: "..."

Wait, no, are you planning to go to Wenzhou like this? !

Lian Xi was speechless, and quickly stopped the two colleagues. When they were stopped, the minister and the watchman were still reluctant.

Lian Xi said helplessly: "To go to Wenzhou, there must be a way to get there, right? Wenzhou is quite far from Suzhou City, almost separated by the entire Zhejiang Province. If you go by high-speed rail... Fatty, do you have an ID card?"

According to him, the watchman's name is no longer so elegant, even he himself has forgotten it. So everyone called him fat.

The watchman frowned and asked, "Sir, what is the ID card?"

Yes, another black household who is not in line with the new era!

Lian Xi: "If you don't have an ID card, you won't be able to get on the high-speed train, nor will you be able to take a long-distance bus. It seems that you still have to rent a car."

Alas, let's just buy a car in the future.

With a sigh, without even delaying Xi, he immediately opened the car rental software. Thanks to the convenience and development of the Internet age, all three of them quickly rented a car in the middle of the morning. Without further ado, Lian Xi directly uploaded the Caochen and the watchman, adjusted the mobile phone map to navigation mode, and headed straight for Wenzhou.

"Sit tight and fasten your seat belt."

His eyes narrowed slightly, and he stepped on the accelerator with one foot.

In the dark night, a car passed by the wind, cut through the night, and headed straight to the south.

***

When the three arrived in Wenzhou, it was already early morning.

The sky was slightly bright, and the eastern horizon was glowing with a layer of pale fish belly white. The city is gradually waking up, and young white-collar workers rushing to the subway and bus with breakfast can be seen everywhere on the streets.

Lian Xi parked the car in a roadside parking lot, and the three got out of the car.

On the way from Suzhou City to Wenzhou, the three had already discussed how to find the ghosts in Wenzhou.

There is no way for ghosts in different cities to sense each other and find each other. Previously, the little ghosts from Wuxi also ran to the boundary of Sucheng and found Lian Xi and Guchen. But that's because he was lucky, and after a night of searching, he found the two of them.

Wenzhou is very big, and it is extremely difficult to find someone in this modern city. So Lian Xi thought of a countermeasure.

"You once said that the impermanence certificate of Wenzhou ghosts is not a low-quality copycat version, but the impermanence certificate of Jiangnan Road's black impermanence."

The watchman nodded: "Yes, it's my colleague's impermanence certificate. When Xiao Xianggong came up, he was soft and hard and coaxed my colleague to lend it to him."

Lian Xi smiled and continued: "In this case, things are much simpler. Inferior impermanence certificates can only emit one golden light of guidance at a time, which is still random. The authentic Jiangnan Dao ghost card can emit a hundred golden lights at one time. , under the fairly huge base of 100, no matter how random it is, it will definitely guide a very thick golden light." After a pause, even Xi looked at his colleague: "Wenzhou Guicha is also very dedicated, he keeps number one for many years."

The minister looked at him and smiled: "You want to seduce him with a particularly thick golden light?"

Lian Xi smiled and said, "Yes."

Wenzhou Guichai is very dedicated, and his professionalism may not even be much lower than that of the man.

That being the case, he would definitely go out every day to catch ghosts. With an authentic ghost certificate, he may not even go out at night to catch ghosts, but like a watchman, catching ghosts 24 hours a day without rest. So under such circumstances, if there is a very thick golden light, will the Wenzhou ghost police let it go

The answer is yes.

The watchman also understood what Lian Xi meant, he smiled and showed a wretched expression.

The three no longer talk nonsense.

The watchman took out his certificate of impermanence, opened it, tapped it with his finger, and shouted angrily: "Jiangnan Dao Bai impermanence decree, hundreds of ghosts appear, and there is nothing to hide!"

As soon as the watchman gave an order, I saw the thin book of impermanence flying in the air, and it was automatic when there was no wind. In the next second, a hundred splendid golden lights flew out, scattered in all directions like a goddess scattered flowers.

Lian Xi found one of the golden lights as thick as a thigh: "It's him!"

Watchman: "Yes, my lord."

The three of them drove the car and followed this thick golden light, searching all the way. After this search, I did not expect to find the suburb of Wenzhou directly.

In the empty field, the autumn wind blows, and the golden ears of wheat bow their heads slightly.

In the bright sunlight, this extremely thick golden light pointed to a small hill between the two rows of farmsteads. After the three approached, they took a closer look, and it turned out to be a row of graves.

A few decades ago, rural people practiced semi-burial. After burning the body into ashes, put it in an urn, then bury it in the ground, and set up a small earthen bag. Every Qingming Festival, descendants will come to this small earthen bag to worship their ancestors, kowtow and burn paper. In recent years, the countryside has undergone reforms and has its own cemetery just like the city, but many ancestors who have been buried in earthen bags no longer reopen their tombs.

Now it is ***, the bleak autumn wind blows through the row of lonely little buns, inexplicably a bit more desolate and cold.

Before he got close enough, the minister suddenly stretched out his hand and stopped in front of Lian Xi and the guard.

Lian Xi raised his head to look at him: "Caichen?"

The watchman also said strangely: "Sir?"

The man's icy dark eyes turned slightly on the three or four small buns, and the next moment, the minister's palm flipped, and the golden album suddenly appeared in his palm.

"There is a way to heaven and earth, but there is no door to hell... Jin Zhenyuguang Ziwen!"

With a cold voice, the golden album roared and rushed towards the center of the small earthen bag, the one surrounded by other earthen bags.

Just when the golden album flew to a distance of five meters around the group of earthbags, suddenly, a powerful and terrifying Yin Qi rose from the ground. The yin qi that was so strong that it almost condensed into substance filled the whole world, and even Xi and the watchman were shocked. In their eyes, the countless black yin qi boiled and burned in the air, slowly turning into a majestic terrifying blood pool!

"What is this!" the watchman said in horror.

Even the well-informed Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang has never seen such a scene in the world.

That floating and sinking in the blood pool, screaming and roaring, are the hundreds of pitiful souls screaming incessantly!

This kind of purgatory on earth, the watchman has only seen it in hell.

Lian Xi came back to his senses and turned his head to look at the minister: "This is actually an evil ghost?"

Caochen didn't answer, but his eyes narrowed, his fingers folded, and his fingers were together, pointing to the dirt bag in the center.

The golden album turned over in response, and the sound of page turning was very clear in the autumn wind. As it flipped, a dazzling golden light shone on the dirt bag in the center. Hearing a rough roar, Yin Qi suddenly rose up into the sky and rushed out of the earthen bag.

"Who dares to attack the old man's idea!"

The watchman immediately took out the gong, and Lian Xi directly rang the bell.

hum!

The bronze bell broke free from the red rope, and flew towards the evil ghost covered in blood. The golden album was not far behind, and rushed up at the same time.

… in seconds.

The watchman wiped the sweat from his forehead and watched the evil spirit be beaten violently by the golden album and bronze bells, and was directly subdued.

The golden album slowly opened, and a golden light shone on the evil ghost. The evil ghost howled mournfully, turned into blue smoke, and was included in the golden album.

Caochen stretched out his hand and grabbed the golden album that flew back, and the bronze bell also flew into Lian Xi's palm swayingly.

The watchman looked at these two instruments with lingering fear.

He was beaten into a dog by these two things...

Recalling the past, the watchman's nose is slightly sore. Back then, his appearance was also very cool, and at first glance, he was a big man who was cool and arrogant. Unexpectedly, before he dragged him for a few minutes, he was beaten into a licking dog by the unscientific Su Cheng Black and White. But think about it carefully, his playing time is calculated in minutes, and this evil ghost only played for a few seconds before he was overwhelmed...

The watchman laughed complacently.

His platoon is still much better than this unknown evil ghost!

The watchman looked at Caochen flatteringly: "Your lord is really powerful, are you using a tool to keep this evil ghost away?"

The minister nodded lightly: "Yeah."

Lian Xi: "Wait until Wenzhou, and then let this ghost out. The impermanence of the Wenzhou ghost can release a hundred golden lights of guidance at a time, and he will definitely find the golden light pointing to this evil ghost soon. As long as he sees it, he will You must follow the trail to find him. When the time comes, you can find him."

Watchman: "The adults are wise, and the little ones are full of admiration."

Lian Xi gave the watchman a strange look. He has no interest in this kind of superficial flattery, which is only useful to court officials.

Seriously speaking, the three of them walked towards the car parked on the side of the road, and said Lian Xi, "But there is something, it's very strange. This golden light is really pointing at this evil ghost, right?"

The watchman said repeatedly: "The lord is right, of course it is."

Lian Xi frowned: "Guiding the thickness of the golden light means how many points you can get for catching a ghost. And the more points you get, the more value this ghost can generate in the next life after reincarnation." This is Wuxi's predecessor Bai Wuchang "The theory of reincarnation", Lian Xi thought about it, and said, "So it means that this evil ghost who has eaten a lot of souls will have a good birth in the next life?"

The watchman was slightly stunned. After a while, he said in surprise: "Sir, you mean that the more points we get, the better the ghost will be able to live in the next life?"