Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 67

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The sun was setting in the west, the sky was getting darker, and a dark cloud condensed over Wenzhou.

The thick black color is deeply pressing on the hearts of every citizen. It is the rush hour. Many office workers see the weather that it is obviously going to rain, and they speed up and rush to the nearest bus station and subway entrance.

In the sparsely populated parking lot of the small park, the handsome face of Wenzhou ghosts became hideously distorted after seeing the terrifying thick cloud.

The rumbling sound resounded dully in the clouds.

Citizens looked up at the sky. Is this already starting to be boring

The thunder had not yet fallen from the dark clouds, but in the invisible clouds, the lightning had already split, indicating that it was about to rain.

At this time, between heaven and earth, suddenly I saw a dazzling red light flashing!

"boom-"

A blood-red lightning smeared with golden light suddenly slashed down and slashed straight at the mysterious male ghost standing in the middle of the sea of blood!

"Sir, get out of the way, this is not an ordinary thunder!" The watchman said hurriedly, needless to say, the minister had already come to Lian Xi's side. Without further ado, he pulled up Lian Xi's wrist, and the next moment, the two of them had teleported dozens of meters away.

Lightning crashed down, splitting the male ghost's Tianling cover, and he let out a tragic howl.

"Ah!"

"No!" Wenzhou Guicha's beautiful face was like a cracked earth, his eyes were red, and he went up against the red lightning and ran to his lover.

Such an earth-shattering love made even Xi, Caochen and the watchman all surprised. The three of them knew how terrifying this thunder was. Even Xi and the watchman didn't think they could survive. Ji Chen never thought that this thunder could kill him, but he wouldn't be struck by lightning in his spare time.

Who would have thought that this pair of adulterers and prostitutes were still in true love.

The first thunder split the male ghost's skull in half, revealing the white and bloody things inside. However, he was not split to the core.

Wenzhou Guicha rushed up and hugged the person in his arms, tears rolling down his face.

"No, no, no!"

In the sky, the dark clouds did not dissipate, and did not give the infatuated men a chance to breathe. The second lightning struck again!

"Quick, get out of the way!"

"Xianya, no, I want to be with you!"

I don't know where the power of the male ghost came from. His handsome face was cracked by lightning at the moment, which was extremely terrifying. He looked up at his lover with that unsightly face, and then used his last strength to push the Wenzhou ghost out.

"Xianya!!!"

"boom-"

The second thunder struck, the male ghost fell to the ground, and the sea of blood that filled him was almost dissipated by this thunder.

Immediately down, is the third thunder.

When this thunder struck, the entire Wenzhou, the old ghosts in the deep mountains and the old forests, the Xuanxiu who lived in seclusion in the wild, and the ordinary mortals who were quite spiritual, suddenly heard a crisp cracking sound in their ears.

"Crack!"

It seemed that something was broken. When this voice sounded, with the male ghost as the center, the sea of blood around his body suddenly boiled.

In the distance, the watchman saw this scene and said in horror: "It turned out to be a hundred ghost rafts!"

Lian Xi turned to look at him: "What is a hundred ghost rafts?"

The watchman's face sank, and he quickly explained: "The Hundred Ghost Raft is a fairly good magic weapon. The adults are only mortals and have never been to the underworld, so I don't know that there are no ghosts on the Forgotten River. Any ghosts, even that As long as the ten temples of Yama, which are high above, get wet with the water of Wangchuan, they will sink to the bottom of the river. Therefore, at this time, a magical instrument called the Hundred Ghost Rafts appeared."

The watchman continued: "The hundred ghost rafts can hide the breath of the soul. It is the product of Wangchuan. The leaves and stems of the other shore flower are used as boats, and the petals are used as sails. Ghosts can travel freely on the Wangchuan on the hundreds of ghost rafts. The Yellow Spring of Wangchuan traverses the entire underworld, using the Hundred Ghost Raft as a means of travel, and traveling through it can greatly shorten the journey.”

The Ombudsman: "And this thing?"

The watchman nodded: "Yes, but this thing is said to be very powerful, because it can hide a certain degree of ghost breath and hide the power of the ghosts of Wangchuan; it is not powerful, because it is really tasteless. Those who can The big men who roam the underworld and have high mana, where do they need to use such small things as transportation, they can go anywhere in the blink of an eye, one step at a time; as for those who need to use the raft , Our scope of work is so large, it is unnecessary to go to other places in the underworld when we have nothing to do, so this thing is also regarded as garbage and stuffed into the rewards of the ghost poor performance rankings."

Lian Xi suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Wait, you said this is also a reward for the ghost poor performance ranking?"

Watchman: "Yes."

Lian Xi: "I didn't see this in the reward column."

The watchman slapped his head: "Oh yes, have I never told the adults that ghosts in the nine major regions can directly enter the national rankings as long as they get the first place in their own region's performance rankings? National ghosts There are a total of nine places on the poor performance rankings. As long as you are on the list, you can get the Hundred Ghost Rafts. The Hundred Ghost Rafts are the most useless garbage reward. Did I really not say that?”

Lian Xi: "..."

The minister: "..."

you have not!

Lian Xi originally thought that the terrifying red thunder mixed with national fortune wanted to kill the male ghost directly. After all, the other party killed countless ghosts, and every soul floating in the endless sea of blood was a ghost swallowed by the male ghost. However, the strange thing is that after only three thunders were struck, the thunderclouds in the sky slowly dissipated.

In the corner of the parking lot, Wenzhou Guicha hugged his lover who was slashed with blood with tears on his face, weeping bitterly.

The three walked over.

Wenzhou Guicha heard the footsteps, raised his head with hatred in his eyes, and gritted his teeth: "Who are you?"

The watchman smiled hoarsely: "It doesn't matter who we are, but you are so smart that you actually thought of using the ghost raft to hide your adulterer's aura."

adulterer? Wenzhou Guicha's face changed: "Who are you, how do you know?"

At least half of the ghosts in the thirty-five cities of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai do not know the existence of "Jiangnan Road ghosts", and do not know that they have been working for others, such as Wuxi Hei Wuchang Hu Xiaoli and Bai Wuchang Tang Zi. But this fat man blurted out that he knew he was cheating, and Wenzhou Guicha's expression kept changing. Could it be that he knew the black impermanence of Jiangnan Road? Does he know that he is the little Xianggong raised by the black impermanence

The watchman rubbed his hands and laughed wickedly, like a villain: "You gave my colleague a cuckold, how do you say I knew that."

Wenzhou ghost poor Hua Rong paled and said in shock, "You are Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang!"

No wonder he didn't recognize the watchman.

Not every black and white impermanence relationship is very good. The relationship between the watchman and his colleague is really ordinary. The two have not seen each other for decades, and they may not say hello when they meet. It is the purest plastic thing.

Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang is very fond of his little husband, but he is kept as a pet. Would you deliberately introduce your plaything to a colleague who you are not familiar with or have a bad relationship with

Watchman: "You are very smart, you thought of using the Hundred Ghost Raft to cover up the breath of this foreign ghost. The Hundred Ghost Raft is the most suitable magic weapon you can get, it can help you cover up the ghost who was not Chinese before he died. The breath of the ghost, disguised him like a mortal; secondly, he ate so many ghosts, heinous and unforgiving, the guidance of the ghost card will definitely point to him. Not only your ghost card, because he really does a lot of evil, Wenzhou The surrounding cities, Taizhou, Lishui... The ghosts in these places will definitely receive the golden light of guidance to destroy him. But as soon as the hundred ghosts are covered, he is completely hidden, even if I stand in front of me, I don't find it He was actually a ghost until three blood-red thunders shattered the raft of ghosts on him."

Wenzhou Guicha's face turned pale, and he was holding onto his dying lover in his arms. After being silent for a long time, he suddenly smiled: "You don't have a good relationship with that dog in Hei Wuchang, right?"

As soon as these words landed, the watchman showed surprise.

On the side, even Xi and Guchen were quite curious, and looked at the calm Wenzhou ghost.

Wenzhou ghost messenger: "I don't know why you came to my small Wenzhou, but in a word, what I do in the world doesn't harm your interests. What kind of beast is Hei impermanence in Jiangnan Road? You know it too. His methods..." Having said this, he smiled bitterly and said nothing.

Lian Xi suddenly understood.

The minister raised his eyebrows and asked the watchman, "What means?"

The watchman has two big heads, his colleagues are brutal, and his reputation is not very good. After many beautiful female ghosts and male ghosts were played with by him, their breath weakened, and they almost lost their minds. And his colleague didn't send the person to reincarnation until the other party was about to die. Although they were all good tires, no ghost was willing to bear the pain of being played by Black Impermanence. If they were given the choice, they might rather go to pieces than go through those inhuman tortures.

The watchman said embarrassedly: "It's not a good method..."

Wenzhou Guicha showed a bleak smile, and he directly regarded the watchman as the leader of the three: "Master Bai Wuchang, your reputation in the underworld is much better than that beast, if I say, I am willing to give me these All the things that I got this year, including the rewards for decades of performance rankings, and the black impermanence certificate of that beast, are you willing to let me and him live? You have always been unable to beat that beast, but as long as you take it away His black impermanence certificate, maybe you can crush him."

He said that, the watchman's eyes flickered, and he was really moved.

However, at this moment, a cold male voice sounded: "Is he Japanese?"

Wenzhou Ghost paused, he slowly raised his head and looked at Lian Xi. After a long time, he said, "Yes. His name is Yamada Kanya."

Lian Xi looked at him indifferently and said nothing.

Wenzhou Guicha saw what he looked like, knew what he was thinking, and gritted his teeth: "Yes, you guessed right, I was born in the 22nd year of the Republic of China, and I met Xianya when I was sixteen. Xianya came from a nobleman, and he was a gentleman. Officer, he did participate in some wars and aggression before he met me, but since he met and fell in love with me, he has been with me and never killed a Chinese man. He is a good man, he just Being misled, after knowing me, he woke up."

Lian Xi's voice was calm: "Where's the sea of blood?"

Wenzhou Guichai tightened his fingers and said without changing his face: "Xianya has been waiting for me in the world for decades, he is not a Chinese ghost, and if he wants to not be discovered by the local ghosts, he can only cover his breath by swallowing ghosts. But those ghosts They are not dead, as long as they are sent to the underworld, they can be reincarnated." He looked up at the watchman, "Lord Bai Wuchang, ordinary ghosts can't do it, as a ghost from Jiangnan, you can do it. Bar."

The watchman nodded with a dry smile: "Yes, if what you said is true, your adulterer really just devoured ghosts and didn't absorb their power."

Hearing the word "adulter", a dim light flashed in the eyes of Wenzhou Guichai. He was about to speak, but the minister made a meaningful oh, which caused him to look up subconsciously.

The minister finally figured out what happened: "So yes, you died a few decades ago, you went to the underworld, and you were spotted by Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang; he stayed in the world, and in order to find you and wait for you, he devoured a lot of it. Ghost. Later, you came back, you found him again, and we were together again." After a pause, the man's dark and indifferent eyes looked at the Wenzhou ghost who was crying with pear blossoms and rain, and said lightly: "Then I have Last question, how did you suddenly increase your performance by tens of thousands at the last second every time?"

The brain started to work quickly, and a question that had been ignored suddenly flashed to my mind. Wenzhou ghosts: "You are also ghosts?!"

Even Xi and Gu Chen did not answer.

Wenzhou ghost messenger guessed: "Sucheng ghost messenger?"

No response, but default.

Wenzhou Guicha clenched his silver teeth and suddenly regretted it, but after thinking about it carefully, there was nothing he could do. He has long known that every time he surpasses the ghost of Su City at the last second, it will definitely arouse suspicion. But he was helpless. Only when you get the first place can you enter the national rankings and get a hundred ghost rafts rewards.

Hundred ghost rafts are consumables, one per month is not enough, at least three are needed to cover the ghostly breath of Yamada Kanya. Therefore, every time he has to rank in the top seven in the country, he can get three hundred ghost rafts rewards.

In the past, he thought that his opponent was only the first-ranked ghosts in the other eight regions, but for some reason, two months ago, the Sucheng Ghosts and Different Army emerged and became his competitor.

Wenzhou Guicha is also extremely helpless. He can only try to stabilize his first throne. Otherwise, why would he be bored and must do such obvious cheating

Wenzhou Guicha: "If I tell you, can you let us go. We really didn't do anything bad, we have been safe and sound, and we just want to live our little life."

The minister glanced at him: "Oh."

Wenzhou Guicha heaved a sigh of relief: "It's the stock on the Jiangnan Road Black Impermanence Certificate."

Watchman: "In stock?"

Wenzhou ghost clerk: "Yes, it's the stock. You don't know Mr. Bai Wuchang. After I came to the world, I found out that my Jiangnan Road Hei impermanence certificate can draw commissions from ghost clerks in other cities, and get them to catch ghosts. performance.”

"I know this."

"But you don't know, these achievements can actually be saved!"

"Huh?" The three of them were stunned.

Wenzhou Guichai explained: "First of all, I have no rivals in the thirty-five cities of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. Therefore, in the past few decades, I have saved a lot of achievements, which are useless in the certificate of impermanence. I am not greedy, and only draw each time. If you can rank seventh in the country, you will stop, first, because you are afraid that others will find out that it is wrong, and secondly, it will flow slowly and prevent unexpected accidents."

Lian Xi suddenly realized: "So you have a lot of achievements in your black impermanence card, and you can draw as much as you need?" It's like a bank card.

"right!"

"Then how much deposit performance do you have now?"

"More than 9.2 million."

Lian Xi, the minister, and the watchman: "..."

Wenzhou ghost messenger looked at the minister sincerely, he hugged his impersonal lover, and said: "Sucheng ghost messenger, I am willing to give you my black impermanence certificate, all to you. As long as you don't send him to reincarnate , I will take him away, we will find an unknown place, and it will never appear again."

Jiangnan Road Black Impermanence Certificate, there are more than 9 million performance deposits in it

All three were silent.

However, looking at their silent appearance, the big stone in Wenzhou Guichai's heart finally let go. He said, "We just want to live." . But his hand stayed in the air for a long time, and he didn't see the minister to fetch it.

"... The ghost of Su City?"

"Have I told you to let go of you?"

Wenzhou Guicha's expression froze, his eyes widened: "You promised!"

The watchman coughed and kindly reminded the minister: "Sir, you really agreed."

The minister frowned: "Is there any."

The husband said seriously: "Really."

Kaoru: "Oh, I forgot."

Watchman: "..."

The ghost of Wenzhou is so angry that his eyes are red: It's too much to deceive people!

Caochen didn't bother to pay attention to him, and turned his head to look at his colleagues. His indifferent eyes stayed on Lian Xi's calm face for a few seconds, and asked, "Do you want to let them go?"

Lian Xi looked up at him, and after a while, shook his head.

Caochen raised the corners of his lips and smiled: I guessed right.

Lian Xi stepped forward, looked calmly at the very miserable little lovers, and asked, "Why not let him reincarnate."

Wenzhou Guicha froze: "After reincarnation, can I still find him? We just want to be together!"

Lian Xi: "It's not because you already knew that since he died in Huaxia, he is under the jurisdiction of the Huaxia Underworld. After he goes to the Underworld, he won't have a good end, and maybe he will be lost."

"Don't deceive people too much!" Wenzhou ghosts roared with tears in their eyes.

Lian Xi looked down at him expressionlessly.

The glamorous ghost guard carefully looked at Lian Xi, and then aimed at the watchman behind him who was watching the excitement and the courtier who didn't care. He understood that among the three, only the young man in front of him was a human. Human beings can truly understand emotions.

Ghosts and gods are ruthless, they are all aliens. If you want to let these three people relax, you have to look at the young man in front of you.

Wenzhou Guichai smiled poignantly: "Let me tell you a story." He calmly changed his title. In the brilliance of the dusk, his voice was soft and sweet, which made people fascinated, with a touch of beauty. accent. When he was alive decades ago, he must have been a legendary actor with stunning youth.

"That year, when the pear blossoms first opened, the Xianya army drove a truck into the city. He was actually not that bad. He was a scholar, a scholar, very elegant and quiet, and he liked listening to opera, so... "

"and many more."

Wenzhou Guicha's voice stopped abruptly, and he looked up at Lian Xi blankly.

At this moment, the setting sun officially sank into the earth, and the night invaded. A dim light shone from behind the young man, and a faint ash-golden circle floated around Lian Xi's body.

Lian Xi said strangely: "Does each of you like to tell stories to others to gain sympathy?"

Wenzhou ghosts froze in place.

Lian Xi: "There is something I said to a female ghost before, and now I want to say it to you..."

"I don't want to hear your story, and I don't want to know how poignant the love between you is, including how you changed this person so that he no longer participates in the war." After a pause, he said indifferently, "Look at your expression, I guessed it right? Maybe you want to say that you also persuaded him to save a few Chinese people."

Wenzhou Guicha's expression was shattered, every word he wanted to say was guessed by Lian Xi, and this was exactly the story he wanted to describe!

Lian Xi: "Is this story true or false?"

Wenzhou Ghost's eyes swayed.

Lian Xi: "Or half-truth?"

"Sucheng ghost, listen to me..."

"That doesn't matter."

Wenzhou ghosts were stunned.

Lian Xi looked down at him indifferently: "You just need to know that he must go to the underworld. As for what happens after going to the underworld, that's not up to us. And you should also go to the underworld." Lian Xi turned to look at the watchman: "In this case, should we send him back to the underworld?"

The watchman was stunned for a while, and then hehe smiled: "Your Excellency is right."

Caochen said calmly: "Should we start sending it to the underworld now?"

These three people said to themselves, without giving the Wenzhou ghost messenger a chance to speak, they had already decided the outcome of him and the adulterer in his arms.

No, it shouldn't be like this.

Seeing that the watchman turned over and took out his Jiangnan Dao Bai Impermanence Certificate, Wenzhou Guicha knew that he was not a match for these three people at all. His body trembled, his face showed fear, and an indescribable panic came to his mind at this moment.

He stood up eagerly, because he was too excited, and the weak lover in his arms was thrown to the ground by him, but he couldn't care about it at the moment: "Wait, listen to me. Actually, I didn't do anything bad, right? What is the only grudge between you and I? I took the first place from you twice? I am willing to give you all the rewards I got, and I don't want them!" He looked at Lian Xi, "You are from China, and you are because of I hate Xianya too much, so do you have to send him to reincarnate no matter what?"

Lian Xi was a little surprised. He looked at Wenzhou Guicha's anxious appearance, as if he had remembered something: "Forget it."

Wenzhou Guicha: "Then can you just let me go?"

Everyone was stunned.

The cold night wind in November blew the leaves, making a clattering sound, cold and ruthless.

Wenzhou ghosts were a little embarrassed, but he gritted his teeth and went out of his way, saying: "You Sucheng ghosts don't know how terrifying that beast is, but Jiangnan Road, Bai Wuchang, you know. I accompanied him in the underworld. Ten thousand years, ten thousand years! One day in the world is one year in the underworld. I died when I was eighteen, in 1940. I didn’t come out of the underworld until 1987, and he finally agreed to let me go. Those years Every day, what kind of life do I live! If I go back like this, he will kill me, he will definitely kill me! Sucheng ghost, you are right, Xianya did kill a lot of Chinese people before his death . He is a Japanese officer, still on the front line, and he must have done a lot of rape and looting. I can testify, but I am innocent. I really persuaded him. After he really knew me, he did not kill many people. already."

The air is quiet.

a long time.

"This is the love you humans always talk about?" The god laughed mockingly, his laughter was elegant and cool.

Lian Xi looked back at Gu Chen, and corrected his colleague calmly: "So I felt from the beginning that these two people are not pleasing to the eye. However, this is not the love that humans always talk about, this is the hypocrisy that humans always talk about. ."