Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 74

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"Killing the dead?" Jichen frowned, looking at Lian Xi in surprise.

On the way to the gate of the hospital, Lian Xi said calmly: "Kill the dead, haven't you heard of it? Some people are born with stubborn characters, they kill their mother at birth, and then kill other relatives around them. Seriously, from childhood to The friends I know a lot, as long as they play well, they will be influenced by him and die unhappily. Lone Star, do you know the word?"

The minister looked at Lian Xi silently, without saying a word.

Lian Xi glanced at him quietly, then turned to the watchman and said, "You should know this."

"Ah, this... "

The watchman's heart was full of alarm bells, he dodged and glanced at Lianxi, and then looked at the minister.

Of course, watchmen have heard a lot of stories about people's life being hard and killing the people around them. He has been Bai Wuchang in Jiangnan Dao for hundreds of years. He has seen poignant love stories of life and death, and he has also captured many sad souls who were lonely and broken in their lifetimes. Among them, there are many people who feel that they are the Lone Star, and kill all those around them who are good to them.

However, the underworld has never overcome this argument.

The moment each ghost is reincarnated, his name is written on the book of life and death. Birth and death, stroke by stroke, black and white, cannot be changed.

However, I have heard more stories and seen more ghosts. There are indeed many ghosts who were very similar to the Lone Star, and most of the people who had contact with him died.

The watchman is not yet at that level, and he is not qualified to read the book of life and death. Even if he watched it, he would not know whether this kind of death-defying thing existed or not.

"We are unhappy, only fortunate to see the common people. 』

This is what the watchman said to him when he first became Bai Wuchang in Jiangnan Dao, when Lord Judge Cui gave him an official hat.

Even Judge Cui, who is in charge of the book of life and death, said that he is not the master of fate, let alone interfering in the cycle of the world. He is more like a servant of the book of life and death, serving the book of life and death, and watching the countless lives and deaths in this world, cloudy and sunny, with a cold eye.

Therefore, the watchman does not know whether there is a saying of killing people or not. But he knew how to figure out people's hearts. He was a ghost and god who was human before his death and became a ghost after death. He looked at Lian Xigujing Wubo's eyes and laughed: "Sir, Xiaoke has never heard this statement. All ghosts and gods in the underworld know that the life and death of all beings in the world are written in the book of life and death, and it is destined, how could it be changed by one person."

Lian Xi didn't expect the watchman to be the answer, but looking at the watchman's pleasing expression, he seemed to understand something.

At this time, the taxi also arrived at the gate of the hospital.

The three got into the car.

When the seat belt was fastened, the man's deep voice sounded: "I have never heard of this statement."

Even Xi didn't change his face: "You have lost your memory."

Caochen was stunned, and looked back at the young man beside him.

After a long time, the minister said, "I have already remembered something." After speaking, he turned over and took out the golden album. With the back seat, and the dim light at night, the taxi driver in the front seat didn't realize that he conjured this golden album out of thin air. But seeing that he suddenly took out the golden album, Lian Xi still thumped in his heart, held his hand and whispered, "What are you doing?"

The man looked down at him with a calm expression: "It's called Jin Zhenyuguang Ziwen." Then he raised his head and asked the watchman sitting in the passenger seat: "Have you heard of it."

The watchman thought for a while: "No."

Kaoru: "Look, I remember a lot of things."

Lian Xi: "..."

Finally remembered the name of your magic weapon!

Caochen: "Anyway, I've never heard the saying of killing people."

Hearing this suddenly, the driver, who had been silent for a long time, glanced at Jochen and Lian Xi in the rearview mirror in surprise, and quickly retracted his gaze. He was probably thinking, who is pulling this car, weird.

Mr. Zong never cared about this kind of attention from mortals. He went his own way, with a calm tone, and snorted softly: "Hmph, anyway, I haven't heard of it, so it doesn't exist."

Lian Xi: "..."

Watchman: "Hey, the adults are right, the little ones also think it's unreasonable at all."

grown ups? small? Wola took a sharp turn, and the driver looked sideways at the three of Lian Xi.

Even Xi was speechless. However, after a long time, he found that the courtier was still watching him. Hei Wuchang's calm and calm eyes are always fixed on him, obviously this man has an indescribable strange self-confidence, but inexplicably, looking at him like this, even Xi's lips moved, a strange feeling slowly melted in the bottom of my heart open.

After a while.

Lian Xi: "Okay, okay, everything you say is right."

Looking at the young man's deceiving expression, the minister's eyes flickered. He retracted his gaze and said calmly, "It was right in the first place."

Even Xi was too lazy to pay attention to him.

You get back all your lost memories first, fiend!

"Sir, what the little one said before is also true."

Lian Xi raised his head in surprise.

In the passenger seat, the watchman laughed, his upper body twisted over, and he approached to speak.

The watchman swore: "I'm very sincere."

With a slight movement in his heart, he even glanced at him: "Well."

***

Three days later, Lian Xi received a call from Wang Zihao.

"Well, the matter has almost been resolved. Speaking of Lianxi, your distant relative is really strange. The day before yesterday, our hospital refunded the hospitalization fee, surgery fee and medical fee to your relative out of humanitarian compensation, but this morning, they actually returned."

It was said that it was out of humanitarian compensation, but Lian Xi knew that this was Wang Zihao's words for his own sake. In fact, it was because the hospital was afraid that the family would stick around and come to trouble again, so they used money to send them away. but…

Lian Xi: "Go back?"

Wang Zihao seemed to be eating in the cafeteria, shouting loudly: "Yes, it's returned. It's really interesting, they were the ones who stayed in our hospital and insisted on losing money, and they're the ones who returned it now. What's more interesting is that Li Two of the four members of the family consulted the staff of the doctor-patient office and asked them if they could see mental problems in our hospital. They also said that they were not mentally ill, but they often had nightmares. "

Lian Xi opened the door to pick up takeout, took the phone and said, "I probably did something wrong, so I can't live with it."

Wang Zihao smiled: "Maybe. By the way, Chen Kai got married on the weekend, you know."

"Know."

"See Weekend."

"it is good."

Hanging up the phone, Xi stared at the darkening phone screen without saying a word.

He didn't expect that the Li family would return the money. After all, it was still thousands of dollars. According to the nature of the Li family, money can only be taken, not returned. But on second thought, he figured it out.

The watchman said that mortals who have been caught by the scent of flowers on the other side will see the things they fear most in their hearts. What he told the Li family to see was Uncle Li, so what was the most afraid of the Li family when they saw Uncle Li? It must be because he was afraid that Uncle Li would say that he was unfilial.

Day and night, this nightmare is repeated constantly, and anyone else will be tortured to the point of apathy.

Returning the money to the hospital is also for peace of mind and to make myself sleep well. Unfortunately, they are destined to be disappointed.

"Hey, the takeaway is here, Lian Xi, don't say a word." Su Jiao walked out of the room and couldn't help complaining when he saw the takeaway in Lian Xi's hand.

Lian Xi: "Call the minister, it's time to eat."

"Who wants to call that nigger bad." After saying that, the shorty roommate knocked on the door of the general manager, "Hey, it's time to eat."

Lian Xi sent a message to the watchman, asking him to come back for dinner first.

After sending the message, the minister also walked out of the door. Lian Xi looked at his colleague: "Go out to catch ghosts after dinner?"

A colleague was swiping a short video app, and suddenly heard this, his face changed slightly, and he was about to refuse, but Lian Xi raised his eyebrows: "If you don't go, you will definitely not be able to compete with the ghosts of Shanghai City, their points increased by 8,000 points yesterday. ."

Eight thousand? ! Mr. Zhi sneered: "Wait later."

Seeing this, Su Jiao on the side gloated and said, "Let you be lazy, it's bad luck!"

Lian Xi and President Ji hummed together, ignoring him.

Yes, Lian Xi and Gu Chen never imagined that a small act at the beginning would actually prevent them from cheating now!

Yes, you can't cheat anymore!

Half a month ago, the watchman used his Jiangnan Dao Bai impermanence certificate to report Wenzhou ghosts for cheating to get points. As a result, even Xi and Yuchen's points were smashed to the end and immediately cleared, and their names were publicized nationwide. Shame and throw it all over the country!

Originally they thought this was the most serious punishment, but slowly, as the days passed, the watchman discovered in horror: "Sir, it's not good, my impermanence certificate can no longer charge extra for ghosts in other areas. Profit!"

The watchman said that the ghosts in the thirty-five cities of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai are all wage earners who work for them in the black and white impermanence of Jiangnan Road. Every time Lian Xi catches a ghost, assuming that the ghost is actually worth 100 performance points, then Lian Xi can only get 30 performance points, the watchman 15 points, and Jiangnan Road Hei Wuchang 15 points. There is also the last 40 points, which will be handed over to the underworld and confiscated.

In the past, they could cheat and steal the 15-point performance of the watchman, and count it as the public performance of the ghosts of Sucheng. Wenzhou ghosts also cheated like this.

But now, it's gone!

It's all gone!

Watchman: "Wuwuwu, who knew that Judge Cui's performance rankings were so smart! That's good, all the extra performances have been monitored and cleared by it, and they won't give us any extra performance."

When he heard the news, Mr. Ji's fingers trembled and he directly smashed his mobile phone.

Lian Xi was shocked: "This phone is more than 10,000!"

Mr. Zhi calmly said: "It's okay, I heard that a new mobile phone is just coming out this month..."

Lian Xi: "???"

I'm afraid you didn't deliberately take the opportunity to break the phone and want to replace it with a new one!

This matter will not be mentioned for the time being.

Although there is no way to cheat openly, the two Jiangnan Dao ghost certificates are in the hands of the three of them at the moment. This is also considered a great golden finger. Using the Jiangnan Dao ghost certificate, one can emit a hundred guiding golden lights at one time, and the speed of catching ghosts is much faster than other ghosts. It's just that from now on, it's not enough to catch ghosts by the watchman alone, and even Xi and Caochen must invest in the great cause of catching ghosts.

This weekend, Chen Kai's wedding.

Lian Xi originally only wanted to go alone, but Chen Kai sent three invitations and invited the minister and the watchman at the same time.

Mr. Ji was playing games. Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Invite me?"

Lian Xi thought for a moment: "Probably want to thank you, you helped him last time."

"Oh," Mr. Zhi said, "I'm not interested."

Lian Xi: "..."

I know you're not interested, you might as well play a few more games if you have time.

Even Xi didn't force it, but he didn't expect that the watchman would not be willing to go.

The fat watchman rubbed his bare head and said sadly: "Sir, the ghost police in Shanghai and Yancheng are not human! Why are they catching ghosts so fast? Can you lose to them?"

Lian Xi: "..."

He kindly reminded: "We are now number one, and we have lost more than 10,000 points to the second-ranked Shanghai ghost."

The watchman's eyes widened: "Only 10,000?!"

Lian Xi: "..."

Watchman: "Thank you for your kindness, the little ones don't have time to go to that wedding banquet. The difference of 10,000 points is too small! Anyway, the little ones have to be three times more than theirs!"

Before even Xi could speak, the watchman went out to catch ghosts again. "Actually, I am Su Cheng, Bai Wuchang, aren't you?" choked in his throat and had nowhere to say. Lian Xi sighed, and after thinking for a while, he sent a message to the watchman.

[Lian Xi: The performance of the ghosts in Shanghai and Yancheng is indeed somewhat unexpected.]

[Guardian: Yes! ! !]

[Guardian: You think so too! Why don't we kill their territory and see if they cheat!]

Lian Xi: "..."

Can you think for the better, we are the ones who cheated!

If the underworld establishes a best employee award, who would dare not vote for you, I will be the first to disagree!

Both the minister and the watchman refused to attend Chen Kai's wedding, so even Xi had to go alone.

Chen Kai was a man of the school during his college days, with a wide network of contacts and a good relationship. After Lian Xi arrived at the wedding hotel, he found that Chen Kai had invited almost all the friends he met in college. The entire banquet hall was filled with tables, and there were 80 people sitting at the table!

Seeing so many "acquaintances" who seemed to have some impressions and should know each other, Lian Xishe was afraid of attacking, standing at the door of the banquet hall hesitating, the red envelope in his hand became extremely hot.

At this moment, a cold and indifferent male voice sounded from behind.

"Lian Xi?"

Lian Xi turned his head: "Doctor Wang?"

The person who came was Wang Zihao. Wearing a clean and simple suit, he came over, threw the red envelope to the front desk casually, and after filling in his name, straightened up and said to Lian Xi, "Aren't you going in?"

Even Xi smiled embarrassedly, and also sent a red envelope with his name on it.

The two walked into the banquet hall together, and before they took two steps, Chen Kai saw them from a distance and came over immediately.

"Lian Xi, Wang Zihao!"

Lian Xi and Dr. Wang stopped.

Chen Kai laughed loudly, stretched out his arms and hugged the two of them, and then said, "I'll arrange a table for the two of you." Then, he took Lian Xi and the two to the table that was arranged, while Lowering his voice, he said to his friend, "I know you don't usually communicate with people. Your table is all our roommates, as well as the four in the next room, plus Wang Zihao."

Lian Xi was surprised: "Zhao Li and the others?"

Chen Kai nodded with a smile: "Yes."

The social fear mute anchor was completely relieved.

You didn't say it sooner!

The wedding reception starts at 7pm and ends at 9pm.

Chen Kai's good popularity is reflected most vividly in this grand wedding. Many brothers cheered him up when they saw him getting married. After the bride's veil was lifted, the master of ceremonies said something, and the brothers murmured something. The atmosphere of the whole wedding scene was lively and lively, and everyone laughed.

"Chen Kai is really a man."

Hearing this, Lian Xi turned his head to look at Wang Zihao. Dr. Wang, who is always wearing a white coat and has a venomous tongue, is now holding a glass of wine and looking at the pair of beautiful people on the stage from a distance. Aware of Lian Xi's gaze, he turned his head: "Don't you think?"

After a few seconds, Lian Xi: "I think."

Wang Zihao: "If you treat people with sincerity, you will get more responses. Everyone understands the truth, but you can't live your life well. I think you are similar to me."

Lian Xi drank the red wine speechlessly, glanced at Dr. Wang's blushing cheeks, and said to himself: At least I drink better than you, and I wouldn't even know that I can't drink and have to bite the bullet and drink it for the sake of face!

after an hour.

The cold and bleak autumn wind will not reduce the power of killing a little because of a happy wedding.

Standing at the door of the hotel, Lian Xi held Wang Zihao's arm expressionlessly. Whenever Wang Zihao wants to put his head on Lian Xi's shoulder, Lian Xi will push it aside extremely ruthlessly: not because of lack of affection, but because it is too, smelly, too!

Drunk people, the breath out of their mouths is a cloudy stench!

After sending waves of guests, Chen Kai finally came to Lian Xi's side. Looking at Dr. Wang who was very drunk, and then looking at Lian Xi, Chen Kai showed an embarrassed look: "Well, I have something here, Lian Xi, if you can, can you take him home?"

Lian Xi was stunned: "I don't know where his family lives."

Chen Kai smiled and said, "I know."

Lian Xi: "..."

"To be honest, he has very few friends. He came to the wedding today. As far as I know, he only knows you."

"… "

Since the words have come to this point, Lian Xi sighed deeply and reluctantly took on the task of sending the drunk home. Fortunately, Dr. Wang didn't make any noise when he was drunk, just snorted and fell asleep. Lian Xi took a taxi, took the person home, and threw them on the bed. After making sure that nothing else happened, he finally left the apartment that Wang Zihao rented.

Going downstairs, Lian Xi stood downstairs, took a deep breath, and then slowly exhaled.

He will never send drunks home again!

As he walked to the door of the apartment complex, Lian Xi took his mobile phone and took a taxi for himself.

Speaking of which, Su Jiao seems to be a person who likes to drink too. Once Su Jiao was having dinner with his classmates, and when he got home, he smelled of alcohol and fell asleep. But Kaoru doesn't drink alcohol.

The footsteps paused slightly, and the handsome and cold eyebrows of the man appeared in front of Lian Xi's eyes. Under the bright sunshine, Hei Wuchang stared suspiciously at a glass of red wine, took a sip, and pushed it away with disgust: "Tsk, what flavor, can you drink the expired sour?"

… Well, Koichi can't drink.

Just thinking about it, the phone buzzed and vibrated, it was a new WeChat message.

[Chen Kai: Good brother, have you sent the drunkard home?]

[Lian Xi: Sent it back, I'm on my way home.]

[Chen Kai: [Hands folded] Thank you, I'll invite you back to dinner.]

The flashing screen text was reflected in the clear pupils. Lian Xi pressed his finger on the input box and was about to type. A cool breeze blew from behind him, brushing a strand of hair on his forehead.

[It's ok, no guest...]

The word "Qi" stopped in the input method selection bar before typing it out, and stopped in a hurry.

He turned his head and looked behind him.

Under the silent and vast moonlit night, the apartment complex was empty, and no residents were walking.

The street trees on both sides of the road were rustled by the evening wind. On the sidewalk outside the community separated by a wall, you can also hear the regular footsteps of people running at night. However, the sound became smaller and farther away, as if it was separated by a hazy water curtain, it was turbid and could no longer be heard.

In the darkness, a tall black figure stepped on the cobblestone path of the community, lowered his head, and walked step by step. He seemed to be going to the gate of the community too, so he went on the same road with Lian Xi and slowly walked towards Lian Xi.

"Da da-"

"Da da-"

Lian Xi held the phone calmly and watched the man in black get closer and closer.

His hand involuntarily pressed the bronze bell on his wrist.

The man lowered his head, his thin hair covered his eyebrows, only a very thin lip could be seen, the lip color was light and light, the lip shape was good, and the chin was smooth. The tall and thin nose bridge was shrouded in light and shadow, and a faint shadow fell on the other side of the cheek.

Step by step, he walked to Lian Xi's side, bypassed Lian Xi, and continued towards the gate of the community.

After walking a few meters, he suddenly stopped and turned around.

"you know me?"

The man raised his head slightly, and the hair on his forehead slowly slipped away, revealing a pair of slender and tall peach eyes.

Unexpectedly, this person turned out to be extraordinarily good-looking, Lian Xi was slightly stunned, he lowered his eyelids, and said indifferently, "I don't know."

The man smiled, his thin lips twitched, and his bright eyes were filled with a cold smile: "I know you."

Lian Xi's eyes narrowed.

"But I'm curious. I'm not a ghost. Why did you look at me for so long, since you don't know who I am."

Hearing the words "I'm not a ghost", Xi paused, as if he suddenly understood something, and looked at each other coldly.

The man smiled hoarsely: "At least in your opinion, you can't tell whether I am a ghost or not?"

There was no superfluous expression on her handsome and beautiful face, and Lian Xi calmly said, "Yes."

"Then why are you looking at me?"

"Sometimes, humans are scarier than ghosts."

"Oh? How to say."

"If you're a ghost, I'm not afraid. But you look... like a psycho killer."

It seemed that he didn't expect this answer at all, and the man's handsome face was full of stunned expression. After a few seconds, he burst into laughter frantically, until tears flowed from the corners of his eyes. Suddenly, the laughter stopped, and his sharp, cold eyes shot straight at Lian Xi.

"Then why don't you get to know me. My surname is Jiang."

Lian Xi: "Xuanxiu?"

The man raised the corners of his mouth viciously: "No."