Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 76

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Before seeing Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang with their own eyes, Lian Xi and Gu Chen had only one word for him: green!

In addition, three words can be used to describe it: do all evil, bully men and women, and beasts in the underworld.

The last word was not even thought of by Xi and Guchen, but when Wenzhou Xiaoxianggong and the watchman were talking to each other, they both used this word to describe the black impermanence of Jiangnan Road—

"That's a beast!"

This is a common sense misunderstanding. People always think that a bully who robs a civilian woman should be ugly, otherwise why would he rob him

Under this preconceived notion, coupled with the appearance of the guard's own appearance, Lian Xi subconsciously felt that Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang should be a fat-headed bully, at least his appearance should be below the horizontal line. So when he was blocked by the other party, he never guessed the identity of the other party, until all the prompts were put in front of him, he finally realized: this person is actually Jiangnan Road Black Impermanence!

Gu Chen: "Why do you guys look so different?"

Watchman: "???"

Caochen was really curious, and he asked, "Shouldn't you guys look alike?"

Watchman: "..."

As long as I can beat you, you are now two meters tall.

Every time I see my colleague, the watchman can't help but his legs are weak, and he doesn't dare to look directly at each other. He got up from the ground shaking his rope, wanting to be tough, but after raising his eyes to meet Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang, Jiang Gui stared at him quizzically and giggled. The watchman shivered with fright, then softened again, and flattered, "You, why are you here..."

"You made them beat my dog?"

dog? The watchman reacted: "How can you, Jiang Gui, you are talking about your little husband." Speaking of this, the watchman showed an expression of righteous indignation, and said indignantly for his colleagues: "That little beast, you treat him How good, can I not know. It turned out that he was good, after he arrived in the world, he secretly fucked men behind your back! You don't know about this, right?"

Jiang Gui was not unhappy when he was exposed in person, he said meaningfully: "I know."

Watchman: "Ah?" Do you know that you are still protecting the little Xianggong who is wearing a cuckold for you

The beautiful and slender peach blossom eyes were filled with pure black emotions, the disgusting malice almost condensed into substance, Jiang Gui let out a sharp and piercing laughter, and he said word by word: "I don't know that Japanese devil. Faguan, when they arrived in the underworld, Judge Cui sent someone to take them away. I heard that they would spend tens of thousands of years in the 18th hell before they lost their minds. But Qiao Yuyue…”

Everyone looked at Jiang Gui.

Jiang Gui licked his teeth: "I really like him."

Watchman: "No, he's wearing a cuckold for you!" Can you still like this

Jiang Gui pretended to be surprised and asked back: "Why can't I like it, I like to eat his meat, drink his blood, chew his bones and swallow them..."

A gust of icy wind blew through, and everyone sympathized with the fate of Wenzhou Guicha.

Looking at their expressions, Jiang Gui naturally knew that they had misunderstood. But he was too lazy to correct it.

He said he liked Joe and Yue, and that was true. The thin-skinned and tender actor is very good in bed, looks very appealing to him, and has a very flattering mouth - his mouth is pleasing to him in every sense. Jiang Gui was really reluctant to want to tear Qiao and Yue into 10,000 pieces and disperse their souls. As for wearing a cuckold, this is the difference between Jiang Gui's deformed and distorted three views and normal people.

From Jiang Gui's point of view, you have a dog, and you usually play around with it when you have nothing to do. I haven't been optimistic for a while, this dog ran out and fucked with other wild dogs, and now it's back...

Will you be angry

Jiang Gui giggled. How could he be angry with two dogs

In the night wind, cold eyebrows swept the opposite Jiangnan Road Hei Wuchang coldly, and Lian Xi's voice was calm: "So you came this time to avenge him?"

Jiang Gui smiled without saying a word, but his eyes lingered on Lian Xi's face for a long time, and then he silently aimed at the minister.

Su Cheng's black and white appearance was beyond his expectations.

Su Cheng Bai Wuchang was handsome and elegant, wearing thin and loose casual clothes. Jiang Gui's eyes are soft and calm, and his eyes are clear, but unfortunately, he prefers rich and picturesque peony, which is gorgeous and rich, while Bai Wuchang is a little lighter, more like a tough and quiet green bamboo.

The appearance of Su Cheng Hei Wu Chang is not the one that Jiang Gui likes, but when Su Cheng Hei Wu Chang looked at him, the condescending gaze in his subconscious mind made him unhappy, disgusted and oppressed and despised. The feeling arises spontaneously.

If you want to kill someone, you have to pick one to kill first... Then who to pick

Jiang Gui laughed wickedly, and the next moment, his eyes were cold, and he opened his Jiangnan Road Black Impermanence Certificate and pointed it out.

"The black impermanence decree of Jiangnan Road, hundreds of ghosts follow me, the order is forbidden!"

boom!

A majestic and surging Yin Qi rose from the ground.

The watchman's expression changed greatly: "No, my lord, he really wants to kill us! After he takes back his black impermanence certificate, his strength will double, so don't be careless!"

Naturally, Lian Xi and Gu Chen didn't need him to remind them, and they took out their magic tools right away.

Bronze bells hummed and golden albums roared out.

Jiangnan Dao's black impermanence has more terrifying yin energy than anything Lian Xi has ever seen in the past! Compared with him, the black-toothed old ghost and Japanese adulterer's yin ocean is completely insignificant. Countless yin qi burst out from the ground, and in an instant, the entire Su City was shrouded in invisible black yin qi.

"Why is it suddenly colder?"

"Is it windy?"

Mortals can't see Yin Qi, but they can feel the chill crawling out from the depths of their bones.

At the same time, Wuxi Black and White Impermanence, who was catching ghosts, was stunned. Hu Xiaoli took Tang Zi by the collar and led him up a tall building. The two of them were in Wuxi, and they all looked in the direction of Sucheng. Soon, Tang Zi said in horror, "What is that?"

Hu Xiaoli: "Yin qi pervades the whole city, and the peerless evil ghost is born?"

In addition to Wuxi, the ghosts in Shanghai, which is the closest to Sioux City, also found something different. The ghosts of Shanghai City watched from a distance at the huge cloud of Yin Qi floating in the sky above the entire Su City, and both of them were horrified. They looked at each other and reached a consensus - if the ghost of Sucheng is still alive after tonight, they will never go to trouble each other in the future, no matter how the other party cheats, they will recognize it!

Tang Zi turned his head and left: "Should we help? This must be a super evil ghost."

Hu Xiaoli grabbed the child's hair and said, "What are you thinking, with such a lame level as we are, is it going to cause trouble to die?"

Tang Zi: "Oh, my hair!"

Hu Xiaoli and Tang Zi's decision not to help was right. When Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang took back his Hei Wuchang certificate, his strength increased sharply, causing even Xi and Guchen to condense.

Without a doubt, this is the most formidable opponent they have ever seen.

The two sides stared at each other vigilantly, almost in an instant, they started together.

Jiang Gui made a seal on his hands and cast a spell, and tens of thousands of Li Gui galloped and roared from his side, rushing towards Lian Xi and Caochen.

The bronze bells continued to vibrate, shaking the ghosts away with the sound of the bells; the golden album also emitted golden light, and where the golden light led, the ghosts screamed and turned into white smoke and disappeared.

But there are so many ghosts!

The power of the bronze bells and the golden album made Jiang Gui also intimidated. He sneered and said, "It's interesting." When he finished speaking, he summoned a monstrous evil spirit to rush towards Lian Xi and the two.

No matter how powerful the magic weapon is, if it is not used, it will be greatly reduced.

Lian Xi really didn't know much about bronze bells, and his side gradually fell behind.

A cloud of yin rushes in, and the minister reaches out and grabs Lian Xi, who was knocked down by yin qi, and pulls him by the arm to bring the person behind him to hide. Then, his eyes turned cold, and he looked up at the opposite side. His knuckled fingers scratched in the air, and he saw the golden album fly back into the palm of the courtier.

Amidst the roaring and roaring hunting wind, the handsome black-clothed man raised his eyebrows like a knife, raised his whitish fingertips, and tapped lightly on the golden album.

"The wheel of the six paths, I am the only one who orders... Fengdu decree!"

The voice fell, and a dazzling bright golden light flashed on the golden album. His face turned pale, his brain seemed to be pierced by thousands of silver needles, and the intense pain made him sweat quickly on his forehead.

This is the first time that the minister has shown decadence in a fight. He staggered and held his hand repeatedly: "What's wrong?"

The minister pursed his lips and shook his head: "...there is a voice."

Lian Xi: "What sound?"

"Speaking."

"what?"

The pain in his mind was even more severe, and the minister was speechless, but then a low voice sounded in his head: "I will die!" This voice belonged to him! This year quickly flashed through his heart, and soon, the pain was suppressed by the sound.

At the same time, the golden light from the golden album swept the vast power, rushing towards the tens of thousands of ghosts attracted by the black impermanence of Jiangnan Road like a flood. Wherever the golden light went, the Specters screamed and dissipated. In the blink of an eye, the golden light made a masterpiece, and the black air permeating the entire Su City was burned by the golden light and disappeared in a hurry.

The black qi disappeared, and the golden light flourished.

The yin qi was swallowed and consumed, Jiang Gui's throat was sweet, and he spit out blood. He stared at the minister coldly, his face was not obvious, but his heart was extremely shocked: What the hell are you

That being the case, Jiang Guijiao's beautiful face flashed a stern look, he opened his mouth and screamed, and once again spit out the golden page that almost hurt Lianxi: "I wanted to capture you alive, but now it seems that it is absolutely impossible. Then let me die!"

In the next second, the text on the golden paper turned into countless golden dots and flew into the air. After staying in the dark for a moment, they turned into countless golden swords, and the swords pointed down and stabbed at the minister and Lianxi.

The watchman opened his eyes in horror: "No, he used the life and death book of Judge Cui!"

There is no time to think about it, the watchman is about to run away, how could he be the opponent of the book of life and death. If Jiang Gui just wanted to catch Lian Xi and Caochen just now, but didn't do anything to him at all, then if he used the book of life and death now, he didn't even care about the watchman. This thing is inhuman and unmanipulated. Even Judge Cui couldn't control the Book of Life and Death. The Book of Life and Death was an indiscriminate attack. If he didn't run, the watchman would also be attacked by it.

But after only a few steps, the watchman turned his head to look. The offensive of the Book of Life and Death was too hasty, and even Xi and Gu Chen didn't react, especially Gu Chen had just relieved his headache and showed no signs of running.

Thousands of thoughts flashed through his mind, and the watchman gritted his teeth and turned his head.

"Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang's decree is not my sole judgment, and it is also life and death!"

"It's dry, be careful with candles!"

"Boom!"

With a thud, the watchman rang the gong of his own ghost messenger. The gong made a harsh sound, forming an invisible boundary between the three and Jiang Gui. After knocking this, the watchman turned around and ran, but his escape speed was two seconds slower this time, and it was destined to be impossible to completely escape the attack range of the book of life and death.

At this moment, under the Nine Serenities, on the banks of Wangchuan River.

The water of the Forgotten River, which has not changed for thousands of years, rushes past and hits both sides of the strait. The densely packed ghosts lined up with their heads bowed and entered the three palaces located by the river in turn. The ghosts in front of the three palaces were bustling, constantly coming in and out. And in the last hall of the Yin Law Division, which belonged to Judge Cui, no new ghosts have entered for three days.

Judge Cui was trying out official business in the underworld, and Dao Hei Wuchang from Yunnan came to report his work, seized the opportunity and didn't leave, begging for a good sale.

The pretty short-haired Ghost Chai blinked and said, "Sir, the rewards for the performance rankings have been changed, please take a look."

Judge Cui snorted softly: "Not bad."

Observing Lord Judge Cui's expression, Yunnan Dao Hei impermanence said: "Those low-level ghosts can really take advantage of loopholes, who would have thought that something like a hundred ghost rafts could be used by low-level ghosts to cover up the secrets and save a heinous person. What about evil ghosts. Ordinary people dare to deceive ghosts and gods. From a small point of view, this accident is not because of a loophole when adults set up the performance rankings, but because Wenzhou ghosts are too opportunistic and disgusting!"

Judge Cui was flattered by her all the time, and he felt a lot of joy. The scholar-like judge glanced at his subordinates clearly, put down his official duties, and asked, "Then the Wenzhou ghost messenger is still in Jiang ghost mansion?"

"Of course it's there." While Jiang Gui was away, Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang giggled and put eye drops on him: "Then the Wenzhou ghost should have been deep-frying a golden brown and crispy in a frying pan for ten years. It is your rule, sir, to be sent to Samsara III in the animal realm. But Jiang Gui took advantage of the loopholes in the rules and sent the Wenzhou ghost to his house as a concubine. Look at it, Jiang Gui is asking for trouble. You deserve it! Now that Wenzhou ghost policeman should have been tortured in every possible way and entered the wicked cave again."

Judge Cui didn't know much about Jiang Gui's torture methods in bed, and he didn't care about it. He said indifferently: "Wait for Jiang Gui to come back, let him send that kid back."

Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang's eyes rolled: "He wants to say that he and that kid have signed a life-and-death contract?"

Judge Cui scolded: "Just a life and death contract, you tell him that if he doesn't want to, ask him to ask this judge."

Jiang Gui is finally going to be unlucky! Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang accepted the decree with a smile: "Yes!"

Holding the judge's pen and the book of life and death in the other hand, Judge Cui said calmly: "Calculate the days, it will take several years to travel from the underworld to the underworld and cross the two realms. Now, Jiang Gui should arrest Luo Zhong who went to the underworld privately. Come back. There is also Su Cheng’s impermanence, and this judge will ask them in detail what happened to the life and death of the mortal Li Guoxin.”

Yes, after Judge Cui found out that Li Guoxin's cause of death was different, he immediately ordered his subordinates to find out that this Li Guoxin was from Sucheng. Wanting to find out how the cause of his death had such a strange change, Judge Cui naturally ordered someone to call Jiangnan Road Black and White Impermanence.

However, I don't know, I am startled when I call.

Jiang Gui, Hei Wuchang, is here, but Bai Wuchang Luo Zhong has disappeared!

Judge Cui pinched his fingers and was furious: "That Luo finally dares to steal to the world!"

This is good, Judge Cui gave an order and ordered Jiang Gui to go to the realm, capture Luo Zhong and come back to confess his guilt, and then bring Su Cheng back to Black and White Impermanence. He wants to personally question Li Guoxin about the strange cause of death.

Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang jokingly said: "Lord Judge, then Sucheng's Black and White Impermanence is also a bit of a trick, and it can convince Luo Zhong and let Luo Zhong do things under their hands."

From Jiang Gui's mouth, they know that Luo Zhong is now the scumbag of Sucheng's ghosts. Not only is he having a great time licking in the world, but he also helps Sucheng's ghosts take away Jiang Gui's black impermanence certificate in Jiangnan. Willing to return.

Hearing this, Judge Cui showed a faint smile on his majestic face. This is not an approachable laugh, but a kind of deity contempt for the common people, so he smiled unconcernedly: "Luo Zhong's strength has always been unsatisfactory, and among you eighteen ghosts, he ranks at the bottom of the list. Jiang Gui goes, naturally No problem. His strength ranks first among the eighteen ghosts, and he has already surpassed his immediate superior, the yin law envoy Meng Po. If Lord Yama orders another judge, Jiang Gui is the one with the best chance. "

Yunnan Dao Hei Impermanence showed an angry look, but she had nothing to do. Jiang Gui is really strong, so strong that he doesn't belong to the level of ghosts for a long time, and can already be said to be the number one ghost under the judge.

That is to say, Jiang Gui has a bad character and is extremely unpopular in the underworld, otherwise he should have been promoted long ago. Now he is still doing the black impermanence of Jiangnan Province, and it may be because Judge Cui deliberately suppressed him and wanted to grind his temper.

Yunnan Dao Hei Impermanence flattered: "Jiang Gui takes action, the adults don't have to worry."

Judge Cui said with a smile: "This official also specially asked him to bring the one-page life and death book with Li Guoxin's life written on it, so that he is safe. Even if Luo Zhong vowed to help the two low-level ghosts in the world, he would be caught. "

The two smiled slightly.

However, the moment Judge Cui finished speaking, suddenly, the book of life and death in his hand trembled violently.

Judge Cui's expression changed greatly, and he grabbed the book of life and death: "What happened!"

At the same time, the entire Yin-Law Division Hall was also shaking with the trembling of the book of life and death.

Yunnan Dao Hei Impermanence said in horror: "Sir, sire, this..."

boom!

An invisible force came from outside the hall. Judge Cui let out a low cry, his wrist was hit by the force from the earth, and he accidentally let go of the hand holding the book of life and death. Seeing that the book of life and death was about to fall to the ground, Judge Cui shouted angrily, the mana in his body revolved, and he grabbed the book of life and death.

Soon, the changes in the hall were suppressed by Judge Cui.

Yunnan Dao Hei Impermanence said in panic, "Sir?"

Judge Cui opened the book of life and death with a cold expression. After turning to a blank page, he suddenly widened his eyes and just wanted to vomit blood: "How could this page of the book of life and death for this official be stolen! It's impossible, How is this possible, and the connection is completely cut off... No, this is impossible!!!"

At the same time, Yangjian, Sioux City.

Lian Xi manipulated the bronze bell, and the minister held a golden album. The golden light sprinkled on the book of life and death, and what followed was the simple and far-reaching sound of bronze bells. When the golden light shone, the bell rang, and the sword light of the book of life and death stopped suddenly, quietly dimmed.

The next moment, a page of the book of life and death flew out of Jiang Gui's hands, flew to Lian Xi, and was grabbed by him.

The watchman who escaped halfway: "???"

The jaw-dropping Jiang Gui: "???"

The watchman came back to his senses and ran back: "It's not an adult, this, this is the book of life and death, so I subdued it like this? How did it subdue?"

The minister put away the golden album, calmly and confidently: "I don't know."

Watchman: "Ah?" What do you mean by not knowing!

Caochen: "I tried it, and I won." After saying that, he glanced at the watchman.

Are you trying to break the law

Watchman: I kneel to the uncle!

Not far away, Jiang Gui's magic weapon has just been severely damaged by the minister and Lian Xi, and now he has lost the life and death book of the killer treasure. He looked at Su Cheng in disbelief, black and white, and after a while, the whole person slumped and fell powerlessly to the ground. He was already injured, and he was just holding on with mana before.

However, this is impossible, how is this possible, how can low-level ghosts conquer the book of life and death? !

Caochen's face was pale, his eyes were slightly lowered, and he swept towards Hei Wuchang, who was lying on the ground. A dim light flashed in his eyes, and Mr. Zong gave the watchman a fluttering look. The watchman was stunned at first, and quickly ordered.

Hey!

Lian Xi didn't notice the eye contact between the two of them. Before he could read the words on the page, he saw the watchman rushing up.

"Crap, I've been wanting to spank you for a long time. Do you fucking know that every time you look down on me, kick my ass with your feet, or step on my face with the soles of your shoes, I can't wait to put you with your concubines and husbands. Strip it off and throw it into Wangchuan. You are a little white-faced yourself, and you also support a little-white-faced! Jiang Gui, beast, dog thing! You have finally fallen into Laozi's hands, hahahaha!"

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Judge Cui: Oh, this judge sent the most capable subordinates this time, and also brought the book of life and death.

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