Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Chapter 95

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The last time Lian Xi saw a tiger was more than ten years ago.

Grandpa took him to the Sioux City Zoo to see tigers. After waiting for an hour, the big fat tiger walked lazily out of the stone house, roared at the delighted onlookers, snorted, and pouted again. The ass went away proudly.

Today, on the dark and deep lake surface, the moonlight reflects the clear and bright colors, and the colorful tiger's four claws are obediently clasped together, its big head is tilted, and its black eyes are blinking.

Lian Xi: "..."

I don't see many tigers, don't lie to me, this guy is a tiger? !

The big cat said in a cheerful tone, "Sir, why did you come to the world?"

In a trance, everyone seemed to see a tail swaying happily behind the Wheel King's butt.

Take another look.

Oh, not in a trance, the King of Wheels is really shaking his tiger's tail.

"… "

Born as a tiger, do you want a face! ! !

For a time, everyone had mixed feelings in their hearts, each with their own feelings.

Judge Cui coughed and broke the silence. Over the past few hundred years, he has had a lot of friendship with the Wheel King. Although he sneered at this stinky tiger who was lazy and fished for fish, he was really a friend. Moreover, the wheel-turning king came to the world this time to save him.

Judge Cui: "I don't know why my lord came to the world, because the power is too strong, and the backlash is heavier, and the memory is lost."

The wheel-turning king suddenly said angrily: "What, your lord has lost your memory? You don't have to worry, your subordinates will take you back to the underworld and retrieve your lost memory!"

Caochen: "Is there a king's glory in the underworld?"

Wheel King: "Meow?"

"Is there KFC?"

"Meow meow??"

"Are there any oranges?"

"..." Before waiting for the runner king Miaomiaomiao, Lian Xi touched someone's arm with his elbow, and whispered, "Let you forget the orange."

"Oh." The minister gave him a meaningful look, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, then looked at the Wheel King, and said with disgust, "Everyone in the world is talented, they speak nicely, the games are fun, and I like them very much. There's nothing, so I don't want to go back."

Wheel Runner: "..."

Things changed too suddenly, and the King of Wheels relied on the tiger-licking instinct for many years to stabilize a wave. But everything seems to be very different from what he imagined...

He was stunned.

Not only him, but also Yunnan Dao Hei Impermanence on the side was blank. She looked at Judge Cui, and then looked at Jiang Gui and the watchman standing behind Judge Cui.

This is not the case.

Lian Xi sighed helplessly and gave up hope for these unreliable ghosts and gods in the underworld. He spent a few minutes explaining the general situation.

The Lord of the Underworld appeared in the world for no reason? Do you guys send one by one? The sun is too beautiful, Mr. Zong is obsessed with the glory of the king, is he happy or not

A large amount of information has impacted the worldview of Wheel King and Yunnan Dao's impermanence. One person and one tiger looked at each other in dismay, thousands of words were finally reduced to one sentence—

Wheel King: "Hey, my lord, what is Ma Chao? My subordinates will beat him for you!"

Lian Xi: "..."

No, he said so many words, why do you remember that the minister wanted to play Ma Chao but because Taicai could only play Princess Yaoyao every day! ! !

The King of Wheels, a successful tiger who carved his licking path into his bones.

Everyone was talking, and before they knew it, it was three o'clock in the morning.

Gao Jiaxun and others were still waiting for the good news in the villa, and continued Xi: "It seems that the real reason has been found, so let's go back."

Without further ado, a group of five people, together with the newly added one person and one tiger, left Jingdu Lake in a mighty manner and went to the villa area by the lake.

By this time, the truth has been revealed.

Just as Jiang Gui and the watchman had speculated, Wang Yuyun, the eldest young man of the Wang family, was a mortal with an extremely fragile life, which was extremely rare. Over the years, he used the jade pendant to cover up his strange destiny, so he lived in peace and spent many years. But that jade pendant only covered his breath, and could not really change his fate. His fate is fragile, which is rare in the world.

Be bold, he is the most fragile person in the entire China.

Judge Cui analyzed with emotion: "This Wang Yuyun is also very unlucky. That jade pendant was worn by the real master to cast spells for him. If there is no accident, I can bless him to live his life like a normal person. At most, it will be a hundred years later. When you arrive at the underworld, send it to the judge's yin law department. The judge will be surprised to say, "there is such a fragile man in the world", and he will be sent to reincarnation. In the next life, this strange fate will be I have nothing to do with him anymore. However, Lord Caochen came to the realm. Another chance coincidence... Luo Zhong, Jiang Gui, this judge, the wheel-turning king and Qiao Qiao came to the realm together."

After a pause, Judge Cui thought for a moment and corrected: "It shouldn't make much difference whether Luo finally comes or not."

Watchman: "..."

What's the difference between him coming or not? !

Even Xi clarified his thoughts: "So that means, if the whole of China is a big pond, Wang Yuyun is the water outlet at the bottom of the pond. His jade pendant is like a plug, blocking his gap. But he still It is the one with the lowest terrain. When the minister came to the yangjian, the yin in the yangjian was very strong, which was a great impact on his destiny. But after all, the minister did not deliberately target him, so he could still live a normal life. ."

Judge Cui echoed: "Your Excellency is right. But then, we came to the realm one by one. Ordinary people certainly didn't feel it, but Wang Yuyun's fate is too fragile to withstand the power of ghosts and gods. His fate has reached On the verge of collapse, there is only one last straw, and he can be crushed to death. And this last straw... "

Everyone looked at the majestic and colorful tiger.

Wheel King: "Meow?"

Lian Xi: "It seems that he is the King of Wheels."

Seven days ago, the wheel-turning king got the news of the black impermanence of Yunnan Dao, and set off for the realm.

He approached the world step by step, and his breath was getting closer and closer. Finally, Wang Yuyun couldn't bear it anymore and became what he is today.

This is not to say that the Wheel Runner King is stronger than the General Manager, and can cause such a terrifying influence on the young master of the Wang family by himself. But Wang Yuyun's destiny itself has reached the critical point of collapse. At this time, who came is not so important. Perhaps any King of Hell, or even another judge, could cause Wang Yuyun's life to collapse and become the current result.

Several people returned to the Wang family villa, and the minister ordered the wheel-turning king to change back into a human form. He turned his head with a meow and turned into a strong and honest man.

Gao Jiaxun and Assistant Liu have been waiting for a long time.

Opening the door, the two were surprised to find that there was another man and a woman behind Lian Xi.

Gao Jiaxun: "Mr. Lian, is this?"

Lian Xi glanced at the Wheel King and Yunnan Dao Hei Impermanence: "They are newly recruited helpers, and they are quite good at Mr. Wang's situation."

"oh oh."

Assistant Liu said diligently, "Several masters, are you going to see President Wang on the third floor now?"

Lian Xi: "Okay."

Assistant Liu hurriedly led the way: "It just so happened that it was almost time for the injection given by Mr. Wang. The previous masters were unlucky and never saw Mr. Wang's symptoms in person. After about ten minutes, the effect of the medicine will pass, and then I will And the doctor will give President Wang the medicine again, and several masters can also take a look."

Caochen: "No need for injections."

Assistant Liu didn't react for a while: "Master?"

Lian Xi: "What he means is that Mr. Wang should be well soon."

Assistant Liu was stunned for a while, then he smiled and said nothing.

He didn't think these young people could cure Wang Yuyun, but he didn't need to refute.

Taking the elevator to the door of Wang Yuyun's bedroom, everything was the same as what he had seen before. But this time, even Xi asked Gao Jiaxun to stay outside the door and not go in together.

Seeing Gao Jiaxun's anxious look, Lian Xi was about to enter the room, but he stopped, turned his head and said to him, "Don't worry."

Gao Jiaxun was slightly startled and smiled: "It's alright, it's hard work, Mr. Lian."

After closing the door, in the dimly lit room, a group of seven raised their heads and looked at the young master of the Wang family who was sleeping on the bed.

Lian Xi's eyes swept across the face of the minister unconsciously, he paused, suddenly realized something, and then his eyes slowly swept to the people standing behind the minister.

Lord of the Underworld, Yama of the Ten Temples, Judges, Ghosts...

Hey, why does it seem to be complete, all the ghosts and gods of all levels of the underworld are concentrated in this room

No, I heard the watchman say before that there is another position under the judge and above the ghost guard, called Yin Law Envoy. The Yin Law Envoy is the immediate boss of these ghosts.

However, Jiang Gui's strength is far beyond those of the Yin Law Envoys. He could have been promoted long ago, but it was only because of his bad temper and unusual behavior that he would not be flattering, so he had not been promoted.

Therefore, a complete underworld is really gathered in this room.

After returning to his senses, Lian Xi's expression sank, and he said seriously, "I have already thought of a solution to Wang Yuyun."

The minister looked at him: "Huh?"

Lian Xi: "The King of Wheels returns to the Underworld."

Since the last straw that broke the camel's back was the wheel-turning king, as long as he returned to the underworld, Wang Yuyun would naturally be cured.

The big tiger immediately widened his eyes: "I won't go back, I want to live and die with the adults!"

The minister said directly and ruthlessly: "The world is very safe." Who wants to live and die with you!

The big tiger stayed for half a second, his eyes rolled, and tears fell instantly: "No, no, I will be with the adults. This subordinate misses the adults for three thousand years, three thousand years, so don't go back..." The tiger spirit turned away. Eyeballs, thinking: "Since there are too many ghosts and gods in the world and oppressed the fate of this mortal, let Judge Cui go back."

Judge Cui: "Me?"

Wheel Turning King: "If it's not enough, let these three ghosts go back together." The tiger's paw pointed at the three watchmen who were stunned.

Watchman, Jiang Gui, Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang Qiao Qiao: "Huh?"

Seeing that the tiger spirit wanted to be the group pet as soon as he came, the watchman couldn't bear it, but he couldn't beat the wheel king. He was sweating profusely and kept thinking. Suddenly, a light flashed.

That guy Jiang Gui said that Lianxi adults and Qichen adults are the kind of relationship that goes to bed. It is obvious that the six relatives of the minister do not recognize him, and whoever he loves from the underworld is not as important as his brother Ma Chao. And when he was playing the glory of the king, the watchman also watched, and the minister liked to play the auxiliary princess Yaoyao, riding on Ma Chao's head all day.

As for who is this super horse he rides...

This question really doesn't give Liancheng, the anchor of the national costume Ma Chao, any face.

All in all, the general manager has only Lian Xi in his heart, and if you get Lian Xi, you will be able to get the minister!

The watchman shouted sharply, "Sir!!!"

Lian Xi was taken aback by the eager voice and looked at him: "...???"

The watchman has four characters of loyalty and loyalty above his head, and sincerely said: "Sir, I have to remind you that you are better off blocking!"

Lian Xi was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Watchman: "Have you forgotten that the jade pendant that covers this mortal's fate has been broken?!"

Lian Xi: "..."

The minister who crushed the jade pendant with his own hands: "..."

The tiger spirit pulled Judge Cui's sleeve and probed his brain: "Jade? What kind of jade, Cui Jue tell me."

Although the watchman is unreliable most of the time, his strength can be said to be the lowest among the people present. But the question he said, others have really forgotten.

Yes, the jade pendant used to cover Wang Yuyun's fate has been broken.

The jade pendant was all broken, and it would be useless for the runner king to go back.

As for breaking the jade pendant...

cough cough.

Compensation is impossible, not to mention how to cast spells on the jade pendant, the jade is warm and white, and there seems to be flowing light in the chalcedony.

Judge Cui: "It's not impossible."

Lian Xi: "Huh?"

Judge Cui flipped his palm and took out the book of life and death: "That jade pendant was already under too much pressure, and it is estimated that it will crack in a few days. Now that the adult accidentally broke the jade pendant, it was only a few days earlier. There is an upper limit for mana practice, and since the destruction of the court of God, they cannot go any further. However, their spells are indeed similar, with various types, each with miraculous effects. In comparison, ghosts and gods only have high mana, and the application of spells is rigid and rigid. However, , This matter, the subordinates really have a way."

The minister looked at the book of life and death in Judge Cui's palm and raised an eyebrow: "Use the book of life and death?"

"Exactly." Judge Cui smiled: "As expected of an adult, I thought of this idea all of a sudden. How can there be anything in the world that can cover up a mortal's fate better than the book of life and death? But this matter, still It is necessary to use the bronze bell of Lord Xi and the Dan Zhang of Lord Zaichen together."

The book of life and death, the treasure of the underworld.

As we all know, Judge Cui is only in charge of the book of life and death on his behalf. There are rumors that the real owner of this book that governs the living beings in the world is the underworld itself.

Yes, not the lord of the underworld, nor any temple of Yama.

Only the underworld itself can be in charge of the book of life and death.

Judge Cui: "My subordinates will tear off the page of the book of life and death belonging to this mortal and stick it on the door of this mortal's life. Life and death have life, and the book of life and death will cover up his fragile fate, but it is not his. Amulet. When he deserves to die, he will still die. It's just that this kind of thing is beyond the permission of the subordinates to use the book of life and death, so two adults need to give blessings with instruments."

The wheel-turning king stuck out the tiger's head: "Do you want the wheel-turning mirror in this hall to help?"

Judge Cui suddenly remembered the scene of the revolving mirror flying back into the arms of the minister, and he asked strangely, "Do you have a revolving mirror?"

Wheel Runner: "..."

fuck!

I just licked it, and actually forgot about the disappearance of the rotating mirror!

The tiger spirit burst into tears, and big drops of tears flowed from the round tiger's eyes, and began to complain to the minister: "Wuwuwu, my lord, my subordinate's wheel mirror is gone. I don't know why, but it's gone. This Cui Jue bullied the tiger too much, I lent him the revolving mirror, and he lost it to me, so I can get it back without apologizing, and now he is asking me if I have a revolving mirror, I…”

"You mean this?" The minister looked strange and took out a mirror from his arms.

Wheel Runner: "..."

The minister didn't change his face, and shoved the mirror into the King Wheel King's arms: "Well, here it is."

The wheel-turning king had a complicated expression. Just as he was about to speak with the wheel-turning mirror in his hand, he saw the unfortunate mirror dangling twice, looking at the wheel-turning king with its reflective side, and then silently facing the courtier. In the next second, the wheel-turning king was not steady, and the mirror swished and flew into the hands of the minister again.

rub rub.

The minister: "..."

Wheel Runner: "..."

Zong snorted softly.

Is he the kind of person who covets his magic weapon? He didn't even take the book of life and death, would he want this revolving mirror

The minister said lightly, "Sure." He stuffed the wheel-turning mirror into the wheel-turning king.

"My lord." The wheel-runner king was so moved that he reached for the mirror again. However, his hand had just touched the frame of the mirror, and was about to clench it tightly, when he saw the revolving mirror swish and flew to the other side.

Lian Xi was slightly stunned. He looked at the quaint mirror suspended in front of him, and did not move for a long time.

The revolving mirror wobbled and flew to his hanging hand.

rub rub.

Wheel Runner: "..."

Who the hell did you learn this from! ! !

Of course, in the end, the revolving mirror returned to the revolving king. The tiger spirit pinched the dog-leg mirror with both claws, squeezing it so hard that he could not wait to smash the mirror into pieces. However, in a place that everyone could not notice, the wheel-turning king silently raised his eyes and quietly looked at the thin and handsome young man standing beside the minister.

The wheel mirror chooses Caochen, not him. He can understand, after all, this wheel mirror is not his natal magic weapon, but the royal instrument of every wheel-turning king. Among the Lord of the Underworld and Yama of the Ten Temples, the wheel mirror chooses the former, which is also the reason for licking the way.

But after the minister made it clear that he didn't want the wheel mirror, the unfortunate mirror didn't choose him, but chose this mortal...

Who is he

Is he mortal

The wheel mirror thinks... he's better than me

In the quiet and spacious bedroom, Judge Cui made seals on his hands and pointed his fingers on the life and death book that was opened. The next moment, a golden page flew out of the book, and Judge Cui whispered, "Go!" He pointed his fingertips in the direction of Wang Yuyun's forehead.

In an instant, the wind was blowing.

Room temperature plummeted.

Posting the book of life and death on a mortal's gate to cover up his fate is not the authority that Judge Cui can use. The extremely cold Gang wind blew fiercely towards Judge Cui, and if there was a roar in the wind, he reprimanded Judge Cui for his actions.

At this time, only a melodious and simple bell rang.

hum!

The Wheel King narrowed his eyes and surreptitiously looked at Lian Xi and the small bronze bell in his hand.

The sound of the bell was smooth and gentle, seemingly soft and powerless, but with its strange power, it used its softness to overcome its rigidity, and gently wiped away the gust of wind that was blowing towards Judge Cui. Looking at the minister again, he turned his palm and took out an exquisite white jade seal.

This is one of the magical tools of the Lord of the Underworld: Dan Zhang!

The minister raised his finger and placed it on the white jade seal lightly. Suddenly, the white jade seal crashed down in the air, imprinting six golden characters—

"Edict of the Northern Yin and Fengdu! 』

The gang wind was gently smoothed out by the sound of the bell, and six large golden characters flew to the book of life and death, writing on it with irresistible force.

In the end, the pages of the book of life and death with the six characters of "Edict of the Capital of the North Yin and Fengdu" quickly flew to Wang Yuyun's gate of life. Suddenly, it stuck to his forehead, and then, it was invisible.

All these magical spells are performed extremely skillfully. The power of ghosts and gods at this level has surpassed the imagination of the nine ghosts such as the guard and Jiang Gui, and they are amazed and envied. Even Judge Cui had never come into contact with such a terrifying power. When the astral wind that prevented the pages of the book of life and death blew towards him, for the first time in thousands of years, Judge Cui's divine body felt a biting icy taste.

Fortunately! He guessed right, Lianxi's bronze bells and Zhaochen's elixir can lure the book of life and death and cover up the fate of a mortal.

Judge Cui breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Lianxi and Caochen: "In this way, the book of life and death has blocked the fate of this mortal, and it has already covered his fate. The ghosts and yin from the outside world can't affect him. "

Lian Xi nodded: "He should wake up in a while."

Caochen: "Can you leave when he wakes up?"

Looking at the man's indifferent face, Lian Xi said helplessly: "I'm sure he's all right, then go home and let you play games, okay?"

Caochen's eyes moved slightly, and his eyes fell on the young man: "... 'Let' me play games?" He emphasized the word "let".

After a while, he looked up at him.

The four eyes met for a long time, and he didn't even notice it, and even Xi raised the corners of his lips: "Well, I'm playing games with you."

Kaoru smiled: "Yeah."

At this moment, no one noticed that the wheel-runner king, who had been licking non-stop before, opened his eyes slightly and stared at Lian Xi in a daze.

What is that bronze bell

Who is this mortal

Didn't anyone find out that it was not the elixir of the minister, but the sound of the bell that had been blessed on the pages of the book of life and death just now, so that the book of life and death was obediently pasted on the gate of a mortal's life

No, it should be said that the edict of Dan Zhang also played a role, but among the spells, the more effective is the steady and long bell!

Soon, the wheel-runner king understood.

Such a realm of magical power, Jiang Gui and other ghosts can't understand it, and even Judge Cui is afraid that they won't be able to touch it. As for the minister, the minister has amnesia, and there are some omissions in the spell, which is also normal. But he was the wheel-turning king, among the 108,000 gods who used to be in the divine court, and ranked in the top 100! How could he not see it

Is it really not bad to be a big cat

The wheel-turning king looked at Lian Xi quietly, and his eyes swirled around Lian Xi and Gu Chen. He quietly pursed his lips, thinking of his own. A secret thought silently appeared in his mind.

The Wheel King smiled gloomily.

- Oh, isn't it just licking two people, do you really think his tongue is not long enough

Suck, suck, suck!

In the room, several people were pregnant, waiting for the bed with peace of mind, and Wang Yuyun woke up.

five minutes later.

There was a knock on the door, and Assistant Liu said from the door, "Masters, the time for the medicine to take effect is almost here. Do you want me to open the door and come in to give President Wang an injection?"

Lian Xi raised his voice: "No, wait a little longer. It should be fine."

Assistant Liu hesitated: "But Mr. Wang's side..."

"If anything happens, we'll open the door immediately."

"Row."

Time passed minute by minute.

Outside the door, both Gao Jiaxun and Assistant Liu were uneasy. The former is worried that even Xi will not be able to save Wang Yuyun, so that his career will collapse, and it is not impossible for him to go bankrupt; the latter is worried that when Wang Yuyun wakes up, he will hit evil again and hurt himself. Sleep till dawn.

And inside the door.

Suddenly, there was a rustling sound of fabric rubbing on the bed.

Caochen narrowed his eyes and looked at the center of the room. As the mortal gradually woke up, his quiet destiny shone again.

This is the light of sanity and lucidity.

Although the light of Wang Yuyun's destiny is extremely dim, as long as it is a human being, there will be a star of destiny, and it will shine brightly. And as he wakes up, the light of fate keeps flickering, and from the gaps in the windows and doors of the room, a lot of faint yin qi floats towards him.

These yin qi are really insignificant, so weak that it is difficult to detect with the naked eye. Among all the people present, not even the Wheel Runner King could see anything unusual.

The minister touched Lianxi's hand.

Lian Xi looked up at him.

The minister's voice was calm: "A mortal with a fragile life is indeed different from ordinary people. There is yin qi, and the yin qi that can't be seen only by the eyes."

Lian Xi frowned: "How is it now?"

Following these yin qi, the minister's eyes moved to the legs of the bed, the sheets, and then to the light of Wang Yuyun's vibrant life. I saw these extremely tiny yin qi floated to Wang Yuyun's gate of life, and was about to sneak into his body quietly, when a golden page suddenly appeared.

This time, other people also saw the pages of the life and death book on Wang Yuyun's forehead.

Caochen: "Stop it."

The oppressive power of ghosts and gods in the underworld, the pervasive yin qi between heaven and earth, are all blocked by this thin sheet of paper!

This is the treasure of the underworld, the book of life and death.

Lian Xi breathed a sigh of relief: "It's time to open the door."

The watchman immediately ran to the door and opened the door diligently: "Hey, both adults have shot, no matter how fragile his life is, it is a trivial matter."

The moment the watchman opened the door, suddenly, the minister's eyes narrowed, he grabbed Lian Xi's hand and slammed the man into his arms.

The next second, I saw a black figure rushing out of the bed, falling on all fours and landing on the place where Lian Xi had just stood.

Everyone was stunned.

Outside the door, Assistant Liu's voice came: "Master, what's the matter, is it already healed?"

Inside the door, the young man who had just woken up had a blue face, and his eyes were as dark as Leng Cen Cen's. His pupils shuddered, and suddenly he looked like a headless fly, looking at the ground for a while, and looked up at the ceiling for a while. Looking around, trembling all over, his eyes were on the minister, the king of the wheel, the judge Cui... all of them swept over, and finally stared at Lian Xi.

"ghost… "

Wang Yuyun roared in horror and hatred: "Ghost!!!"