"Sister, why bother with a child? You have been tired all day, you should take a shower, change clothes and rest early."
Chi Lin swore that he genuinely cared about Lou Mi and didn't want her to miss the competition because of other trivial matters.
Hearing Chi Lin say this, Lou Mi's eyes were so bright that they were about to burn Chi Lin's eyebrows:
"Didn't you hear what she said? Stay and be your wife? She's young but has great ambitions. She's saying this for fun, why should I retire early? If I retire, will you marry her?"
“… Naturally I won’t marry.”
"Did you chase her away?"
"I've chased her away several times, openly or secretly. She cries every time I'm chased away. It gives me a headache when she cries."
"That's it. I know these brats too well. You can't confront them head-on. The more you pull them, the harder they will move. Pushing them will only make them move backwards. Ordinary methods are useless. We have to destroy the confidence of these little bastards at the source."
Lou Mi pointed to the ground: "Let them know who is the boss here."
"Why do you sound very experienced?"
"That's the experience I gained from fighting a certain little bastard for a long time." Lou Mi flexed his wrist, "Go sit over there and play, it will be done soon."
Although Lou Mi often taught Chi Lin to stay calm and not kill people, at this moment Lou Mi looked like a thousand-year-old snake demon that could only swallow a child in one gulp.
He is obviously a reliable and absolute king, but when it comes to things related to Chi Lin, he immediately turns into a jealous person who refuses to listen to anything you say.
The format and content of the competition are all decided by Yan Mingming, and there are three rules: if Yan Mingming loses, she will go home immediately.
"What if you lose?" Yan Mingming asked Lou Mi.
How could the little bastard have such arrogant ideas
"It's the same as if I lost." Lou Mi pointed at the door, "I'm leaving."
"Okay! It's a deal! Don't play tricks!" Yan Mingming pointed at Lou Mi.
"Okay, no cheating." Lou Mi crossed his arms over his chest.
Yan Mingming borrowed Chi Lin's phone, opened a game interface, and said to her confidently:
"Let's compete in playing games!"
Lou Mi: “…”
Chi Lin, who was sitting on the sofa waiting to watch the game, gave Yan Mingming a friendly reminder:
"Do you know who this big sister is?"
Yan Mingming closed her eyes and shook her head: "I don't know who she is, and I don't want to know. I just want to ask one question, does she dare to compete with me in fighting zombies?!"
Lou Mi: "I can even compete with you with my feet."
"Who are you looking down on? Don't think you're great just because you're ten years older than me! I'm the number one in the city's zombie-killing competition!"
"Oh, the best in the city, really impressive. I can't take it lightly now, so I'd better use my hands."
Hearing her say this, Yan Mingming thought she was afraid of her, and was just about to snort loudly when she saw Lou Mi raise a finger and say:
"I'll compare it with you using one finger."
Yan Mingming: “…”
Zombies: Rise of the Zombies, a 4D projection game, can also be played on traditional consoles.
Yan Mingming chose 4D projection because she felt that Lou Mi, an adult, would be more familiar with traditional host computers, while 4D projection is a newer way of playing games and is relatively unfamiliar to the elderly.
Yan Mingming, who just won first place in the city, has set the ambitious goal of becoming a professional e-sports player.
Even when fighting against adults, she is not afraid!
She wants to sweep away everything like her idol Gao Lou Mi Xue!
Little Yan Mingming never imagined that she would suffer a major blow before she took the first precious step in her career.
The game begins.
Yan Mingming got full marks in the first level.
The woman who was typing on the virtual keyboard with one finger and eating potato chips with the other hand also passed the level with full marks.
Yan Mingming: “…”
Humph, the first level is too easy, anyone can pass it, it doesn’t reflect one’s level.
However, starting from the second level, burrowing zombies will appear, and if you are not prepared, you will be easily ambushed.
This idiot is only using one finger, it will definitely be too late!
The two entered the second level at the same time. Yan Mingming has been playing this game for more than a year, and she has memorized the characteristics and movements of the zombies in each level.
She is not able to kill all enemies with her eyes closed, but she is definitely a master at all operations.
In the second level, Lou Mi still ate potato chips and tapped with one finger, and still got full marks.
Yan Mingming: “…”
Calm down, Yan Mingming. You have experienced competitions with similar strength before.
Even if she can withstand the sneak attack of the burrowing zombies, the corpse-driving team in the third level will definitely make her experience how powerful the whole nation is in fighting zombies!
At that time, dozens of zombies will surround the house at the same time. If your hands are not fast enough, it will be impossible to repel the zombie-driving team.
However, hand speed requires years of hard training and can never be achieved by luck.
Yan Mingming, who sacrificed her time to watch the 30th season of My Hero Academia and Detective Conan and worked harder than anyone else, how could she lose to a stranger
Yan Mingming calmed down and waited for the third level to begin.
At the third level, Lou Mi still used one finger to poke through the entire level, and even took a little time to free up both hands to tear open a new bag of potato chips.
Yan Mingming was almost mad when she heard the sound of tearing the potato chip packaging. She was careless for a moment and let a zombie into the house, which bit her hard.
From here on, Yan Mingming's mentality began to collapse.
If Yan Mingming could have been born 30 years earlier, she might have heard the story of the Sweeping Monk.
Every sweeping monk who looks unremarkable is very likely to be a peerless master.
Besides, Lou Mi is already very eye-catching in appearance.
But how could Yan Mingming have imagined that the person she just met would be the top figure in the gaming industry
Or if her mother allowed her to watch a few of Lou Mi's live broadcasts, and she could recognize Lou Mi's face and know that she was Gao Lou Mixue herself, she would not be so ignorant as to challenge her.
I won’t lose my temper in the sixth level and throw my keyboard and cry.
Chi Lin's eardrums were greatly stimulated, and the hairs on his body were standing on end from howling. He could only come up to comfort Yan Mingming, hoping that she would be quiet for a while.
Lou Mi, who was so full of potato chips, was even more upset when he saw Chi Lin trying to comfort Yan Mingming, and looked at Xiao Gui coldly:
"You cry when you lose. What a shame. I look down on you."
Yan Mingming: “…”
I stopped crying instantly.
Chi Lin: “…”
When it comes to taunting skills, Lou Mi is still number one.
"Alright." Lou Mi stood up and picked up Yan Mingming's coat. "Admit defeat and go home."
Unexpectedly, Yan Mingming shook her head vigorously, slipped behind Chi Lin, and grabbed her pants and refused to let go:
"I won't leave!"
"Wow, you're trying to cheat me, right? What did I say before? If you lose, you go home. Did you lose just now?"
"You're a scoundrel!" Yan Mingming pointed at Lou Mi.
"Can you tell me where I'm being shameless?"
"You only use one finger to type on the keyboard! You can't beat me with two hands!"
Yan Mingming's unreasonable and arrogance reminded Lou Mi of the former Chi Lin.
This bastard is exactly the same, it really makes people angry.
"I don't know if I can beat you in a game with my two hands, but I know I can beat your ass. Come here."
As he said that, Lou Mi was about to go up and beat the guy up.
Yan Mingming moved around frantically with Chi Lin as the center.
The three of them inexplicably started playing the game of "Eagle Catches Chicken", and Chi Lin's pants were almost pulled off by Yan Mingming.
Chi Lin had not gotten enough sleep in the past few days, and had a headache and ear pain. He was dizzy from the noise made by Yan Mingming and Lou Mi, and could not bear it any longer. He grabbed Yan Mingming and tore her off him, saying with a gloomy face:
"Look at this huge house, do you know what is hidden inside?"
Chi Lin is different from Lou Mi. He can never do anything serious to children, but he has all the tricks to scare them.
The reason why Yan Mingming likes Chi Lin, besides having watched her videos, is that she likes her gentle temperament.
Now Chi Lin's face suddenly turned cold, Yan Mingming felt a chill on her back, and she trembled when she spoke:
"Hide, hide something..."
Chi Lin slowly looked towards the yard, and Yan Mingming followed her gaze out.
"Could it be..."
Chi Lin smiled: "What do you think?"
Gulp.
Yan Mingming swallowed and her hands were cold.
"I don't believe it." Yan Mingming said, "The teacher said there are no ghosts in this world."
"There are no ghosts anywhere else, but there are here."
"Where is it!" Yan Mingming shouted loudly to give herself courage.
"Come, I'll show you."
Chi Lin pulled Yan Mingming to the gate of the yard and pushed open the glass door. In the yard, there were only small trees quietly lying under the dim light, and there was nothing strange.
Yan Mingming hurriedly checked every corner and made sure there were no ghosts.
"You are lying. There is no..."
Chi Lin waved his arm, and on the surface it looked like he was just pointing casually, but in fact he was using his internal force to sweep out a gust of palm wind.
"Look at that."
The small tree suddenly clung to it violently, directly breaking off a branch.
Not to mention Yan Mingming who was so scared that she ran back to the house, even Lou Mi's heart skipped a beat.
…
"If she doesn't leave, I'm really going to learn from you and hang myself upside down on a tree, pretending to be a ghost and scare her."
After driving Yan Mingming home and coming back from all that trouble, the house was finally quiet.
Lou Mi's good mood throughout the whole day was ruined by a little ghost, and he felt particularly tired after returning home.
Chi Lin corrected her: "I was practicing martial arts, not pretending to be a ghost."
"Tsk, I was just making a metaphor, how come you don't have any sense of humor?"
Of course Lou Mi didn't dislike Chi Lin. In fact, she liked Chi Lin's serious look.
But she didn't expect that her unintentional complaint would make Chi Lin take it seriously.
"Sister, how do you think I can improve?" Chi Lin took a step forward, stared at Lou Mi seriously, and asked her for advice.
Lou Mi saw the light falling on her eyes. The color of the two moles under her eyes was a little different from before. It seemed that they had quietly turned red. Like two balls of quietly burning fire.
Chi Lin gave her the same feeling.
Beneath the youthful appearance lies a soul that transcends age. This soul is suppressed and bound by something, and should be as hot as fire.
Lou Mi stared at Chi Lin's face in a trance.
Chi Lin frowned slightly, and three small hills appeared between his eyebrows.
Why didn't Lou Mi say anything
At this moment, Chi Lin didn't know what she was thinking, but the next moment, when Lou Mi's kiss fell on her lips, she knew.
Lou Mi held her face and kissed her delicately, opening her lips and tasting her.
When he felt her body trembling slightly, Lou Mi moved his lips away and looked at the person in his arms with confusion.
The kiss ended too quickly. Chi Lin thought it would last longer. After a moment after the heat from his lips faded, she slowly opened her eyes from her overwhelming desire.
"It turns out you like me too much." Lou Mi stroked her face and said with a nasal smile,
"Are you this excited when I kiss you?"
Chi Lin: "... Sister, you haven't had dinner yet, I'll go prepare it for you."
"I've already eaten half of it, and now I'm going to continue. Be good and let me eat my fill."
What Lou Mi was talking about was not anything else, what she wanted to "eat" was Chi Lin.
When Lou Mi told him that he wanted to continue the kiss, Chi Lin looked at Lou Mi with a suppressed expectation in his eyes.
How could anyone resist Chi Lin like this...
When Lou Mi approached Chi Lin again, Chi Lin had already closed his eyes.
The author has something to say: I will post 2 chapters at 6pm.