Cannon Fodder Fake Master Was Stunned After Being Reborn

Chapter 78: indirect kissing

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When Fu Jinxiao's voice fell, the entire scene was silent for a few moments.

The other guests who heard clearly were stupid, the camera teacher next to him was stupid, and the program crew were also stupid. No one thought that Fu Jinxiao would be so brave, so daring.

And Shen Xingsui, who happened to be standing opposite Fu Jinxiao, was completely confused.

"I..." Shen Xingsui's eyes widened, he hesitated a bit, but his head was blank: "I..."

The live broadcast room was a little stunned by the sudden questioning, the screen was full of question marks:

"?"

"???"

"?? My God, is today April Fool's Day!"

The staff of the program group also gradually realized that something was wrong. The director not far away reacted immediately, and hurriedly asked to save the scene: "Mr. Shen, Brother Fu asked if you can form a team with him again."

Shen Xingsui was taken aback for a moment, and then slowly drifted back with some withdrawn emotions.

Because of this interruption from the program group, the other guests slowly reacted, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. After all, the news is too explosive. If Fu Jinxiao’s love affair is announced on their program, then let’s not talk about it in the live broadcast room today. Well, even Weibo may be paralyzed, of course there are benefits, then this program may become completely popular, the kind that is popular all over the country.

Fu Jinxiao looked at Shen Xingsui quietly.

Shen Xingsui met the man's gaze, and he didn't know why or where his thoughts came from. Shen Xingsui just inexplicably felt that Fu Jinxiao was looking at him so seriously and quietly, which made him inexplicably nervous and his heart beat faster.

just like…

What he asked was not about team formation at all.

Afraid of any accidents, the director team specially said: "According to the rules of our winner's team, it cannot be refused."

Shen Xingsui returned from his nervous mood, he smiled lightly, and nodded: "I accept."

The atmosphere became active again.

Shen Xingchen was still muttering beside him: "It seems that you are going to lie down and win again?"

The director team said: "Although this invitation to form a team is not against the rules, we can only use this opportunity to form a team in the next mission, and we still have to rearrange the team after that."

If you say that, other people will understand.

The audience in the live broadcast room also commented after listening:

"Hahaha, why does Sui Sui feel reluctant."

"Is my brother Fu also today?"

"I remember that others took the initiative to find him to form a team before."

"Hahaha, you also have today, Mr. Fu."

Fu Jinxiao gave Shen Xingsui a blatant preference. He has never been a man who hides and hides. Just like his people, although they are insidious and cunning, they are never ambiguous in major matters.

Soon, because they passed the test, the guests can enter the village.

It is winter, but the temperature here is not particularly cold. After entering, I saw the people in the village. The clothes they wore were mainly blue and white. It could be seen that they all had the characteristics of ethnic minorities. Some girls would bring Wearing unique accessories and beautiful braids, she has a light gait, and occasionally looks towards this side, a little curious.

The director said: "Everyone has worked hard. Our Fei people are very enthusiastic. They have prepared a welcome song and dance for everyone. Please go to the square in front and sit down to watch."

When everyone walked inside, they saw many people in national costumes standing in the square not far away.

This is also the first time that everyone has seen ethnic minorities dancing. There are quite a few people in the square. Men wear gongs and drums around their waists, and girls wear silver bells and colored gauze belts around their waists. , very pretty.

The director said: "The chairs in front are for two people to sit in groups. Please form a team according to the order of entry just now."

Shen Xingsui naturally sat with Fu Jinxiao.

Shen Xingchen said, "Why do we have to form a team again?"

Shen Xingsui looked at the chair with the logo of the program group, and felt apprehensive in his heart: "Generally, if you want to form a team, it means that there is a task, and it's not as simple as just watching singing and dancing."

Fu Jinxiao opened his lips: "The dance will start soon, pay attention to the number of people, including the number of props, and remember the dance moves."

A simple sentence is all the test points.

It's like a well-meaning academic bully starts to get through the questions before the exam starts.

Both Shen Xingsui and Shen Xingchen looked at Fu Jinxiao with gratitude and admiration. After all, this is a question that has to be tricked many times by unscrupulous program groups.

The director shouted not far away: "Okay, everyone, please enjoy the Fei nationality dance!"

The music starts, and all the hospitable Fei people appear on the stage. They seem to be good at singing and dancing. The men's dance moves are heroic and chic, and the women's figures are graceful. The gauze skirt complements each other perfectly, and the viewers are dazzled, and unconsciously lost their minds.

When a dance was about to end, the villagers who were performing songs and dances approached and interacted with the guests.

A man approached and pulled Shen Xingsui around together, and the interactive enthusiasm made Shen Xingsui clap the drums, and two girls shyly and timidly put ribbons on Fu Jinxiao's body and danced around the man They retreated after a circle. Their dance was enthusiastic and generous, with a strong exotic style, but also simple.

After the singing and dancing, everyone applauded.

The director said: "Okay, what do you guys think of the performance of our Fei nationality compatriots?"

Everyone said in unison: "Very good!"

The director asked again: "Is this kind of dance good-looking, beautiful, and moving?"

The crowd didn't notice the director's sinister intentions until now, they still applauded and said: "It's very beautiful, very beautiful, very touching!"

The director nodded, and then showed a meaningful smile and said: "Since it feels good, then we have to learn it in front of us. Today's task is to learn this dance, and the group that can fully perform it before sunset Winners will be rewarded with luxurious meals, including our Fei people’s lodging houses with a beautiful environment, while the losing teams have no food and can only live in tents.”

"..."

There was a moment of silence.

Almost at the same time, the smiles on the faces of all the guests just now slowly cracked, and they gradually put on pain masks.

The audience in the live broadcast room entered the hilarious segment:

"Starlight is still that starlight, grab the bamboo shoots."

"That dance looks simple, but it's actually very difficult."

"Brother Fu yyds, he explained the movements before the performance."

"The biggest bug in this show is Fu Jinxiao."

"Hahahahaha, but it's really funny, this variety show is so good at it."

An Ran stood up and said, "Director, although it's true that this dance is very beautiful and beautiful, I really can't remember it once."

This time, no one refuted it.

Tuya stretched out her hand and said, "Since it is said to be learned tonight, it means that we have time to rehearse and study?"

Fortunately, the program group is not really completely insane.

The director replied: "Of course, we also consider the IQ of everyone, so all the dancers just now can teach you, as long as you find them and get their approval and consent, you can learn together .”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, it is not difficult for everyone to learn dance and vocal music.

Everyone standing here, without any exception, has all been trainees. They have come here with both singing and dancing. Everyone has more or less basic skills. If someone teaches them, there is basically no problem.

Shen Xingchen was the happiest smiling one, turned around and said, "That's great, brothers and sisters, teach me..."

His words came abruptly.

The others turned around, only to see the empty stage behind them, where the previous performers were still there.

Shen Xingchen's eyes widened, and he stammered, "Man, where is man?!"

The director replied with a smile: "It's already gone. Everyone has just seen the performance, so you should remember their appearance. Today you need to find them in the village and invite them to be your teachers. After many tests, you can learn singing and dancing."

"..."

Everyone was silent for a moment.

Shen Xingchen slapped his head: "It's over, after the interruption of the director's rule announcement just now, I can't remember clearly."

Mr. Tuya, who unfortunately teamed up with him, said: "I still remember two of them, but I can't remember the faces of most of them. The main reason is that the singing and dancing are really beautiful, so I just got excited..."

Didn't pay much attention to the face.

And everyone has calculated so much that they even thought of remembering the movements, but who knew that they had to remember the faces! !

Shen Xingsui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he looked sideways at Fu Jinxiao, and said softly, "I have a good memory and should remember most of the faces of some people, but I was too distracted to remember the actions and the number of people, so I may only recognize a small part people come. But if I can see, I should be able to recognize more."

Fu Jinxiao bowed his head: "They may change their costumes."

These words directly blocked Shen Xingsui and fell into deep thought.

That's right, why did he completely ignore this point? His memory points are combined with clothing. If he changes his clothes and hairstyle, then the problem will be serious.

Fu Jinxiao pursed his lips, and said slowly, "Look first, and see the trick."

Shen Xingsui returned to his senses, and nodded heavily: "Yes!"

I don't know why, no matter how difficult or difficult things are, as long as you can discuss them with Fu Jinxiao, then everything will not be so difficult, even though you know it may not go well, but as long as he is by your side, Shen Xingsui has an inexplicable sense of peace of mind , I think the problem can be solved, maybe this is the charm of this man, he is too strong, as if he is not afraid of anything, so he can also affect the people around him.

Several groups set off.

This stockade doesn't look big from the foot of the mountain, but it is actually very big. The road is rugged and complicated, and you can get lost while walking.

Shen Xingchen and Teacher Tuya followed them. On the way, it was like a spy war was staged. Anyone who saw passing by on the road felt suspicious, especially the bastard Shen Xingchen, who seemed to be a little face-blind. People, who are about the same age, have to go up and ask, "Excuse me, can you dance?"

The passerby shook his head.

Shen Xingchen was not discouraged, and continued to catch people and asked, "Hey, hello, can you dance?"

The caught man said: "I don't know how to dance, I want to go to the fields to plant the fields."

Shen Xingchen said awkwardly, "Ah, I'm sorry to bother you."

Until later, I met another girl. She looked very young. When she saw Shen Xingchen, she smiled shyly and said, "I'm your fan, and I can dance."

Shen Xingchen laughed: "Then can you teach me?"

The girl nodded: "But you have to take a photo with me."

Shen Xingchen agreed immediately, and the girl took out her mobile phone from her pocket to take a group photo. After the two of them took the photo, the girl said, "I can dance the national style dance."

Shen Xingchen was taken aback and said: "That won't work, what I want to learn is yours, the dance of your Fei clan, which is the dance performed in that square."

The girl understood, and she replied, "Well, that's not something that everyone knows, it needs to be learned by us here."

Shen Xingchen was dumbfounded.

The audience in the live broadcast room rejoiced:

"Lost."

"I lost a group photo, Chen Bao."

"Killing me."

Shen Xingchen languished, waved his hand and said, "Okay then, let's go, excuse me."

However, when everyone was a little disappointed and felt that the task was very difficult, the girl said, "But my sister will."

Shen Xingchen's spirit was lifted again!

The girl stepped up and said, "You guys look for it slowly, then I'll go first."

How could Shen Xingchen let others go, and went up directly: "Girl, don't go, take me to find your sister, okay, I can take two more photos with you, three are fine!"

The girl hesitated for a moment: "Do you have a signature?"

Shen Xingchen said without hesitation, "yes!"

Teacher Tuya saw that the little girl agreed, and said with emotion: "Can Sui Sui and Teacher Fu study with the past?"

The director team immediately replied: "No, a group of people can only learn from one person."

Then there's no way.

Shen Xingsui said: "It doesn't matter, then you go, we will look for it by ourselves."

Of course, Tuya and Shen Xingchen did not shirk in order to complete the task this morning, and immediately followed after he got the clue, so he knew that Shen Xingsui and Fu Jinxiao were left behind.

Shen Xingsui also had a sense of crisis, he said: "At that time, there was an elder brother who was dancing with me. His face was quite handsome. I remember it quite clearly. I heard the gentleman just said that they were going to farm during the day. Why don't we go to the field to have a look, maybe we can find it."

Fu Jinxiao responded lightly.

Then, not knowing if it was half-joking or what, Fu Jinxiao glanced at Shen Xingsui, and said slowly, "Why, do you like that?"

Shen Xingsui was taken aback.

It took him a long time to realize what Fu Jinxiao said, and he glanced at the person beside him with some embarrassment: "You're making fun of me again!"

It will be noon now, the sun is slowly getting angry, the warm sunlight falls on people's shoulders, sparrows land on the eaves and exchange lightly, and the voice of the young man walking on the stone road is soft, with a smile on his face. Lightly crimson, they just walked side by side, talking softly.

Fu Jinxiao raised his eyebrows, curled his lips and said, "It sounds like I've played a lot of jokes with you."

Shen Xingsui walked with small steps, and muttered, "Isn't it, you scared me in the morning."

While the two were talking, a person happened to pass by not far away. Her clothes had been changed, but her headgear had not changed, so it was certain that she was the girl performing one of the songs and dances today!

Shen Xingsui's eyes lit up, he pointed at the person and said, "It's her! Let's chase after her."

But Fu Jinxiao grabbed his wrist, Shen Xingsui turned his head in surprise, the two of them got a little closer, and he met the man's dark and deep gaze, which seemed to have something else in it, extra Feelings, the sunlight fell on the two of them, a little dazzling, for a moment, Shen Xingsui squinted his eyes, and was in a daze for a moment.

Fu Jinxiao asked him to stand beside him, looking down at him.

This man seems to have never been bound by rules, nor defined by winning or losing. Under the sun, he bent down and leaned close to Shen Xingsui's ear, his voice was low and hoarse: "That's not a joke."

Shen Xingsui was taken aback.

He froze completely.

That question, Fu Jinxiao said, was not a joke. For this reason, he actually reiterated it again.

A man's voice continued to be heard in his ears. He turned his face, his handsome face was a bit aggressive, and the man's eyes were not pure black under the sun, but glowed with a faint blue, which seemed a little gentle and sharp , he whispered to himself: "I'm serious."

Everything in the world seemed to be silent for a moment.

Shen Xingsui's eyes widened, and he looked at the man in disbelief, his heartbeat was beating irregularly in his chest, he was so nervous that he was even breathing lightly.

Fu Jinxiao straightened up and regained his seriousness in an instant, as if he finally realized that he was filming a show: "Okay, let's go chase now."

Shen Xingsui stammered: "Chasing, chasing who?"

"Chasing you?" Fu Jinxiao's eyes were lowered with a teasing smile, and his deep and elegant voice said softly, "Then we won't learn how to dance."

Only now did Shen Xingsui realize that he wanted to chase someone to learn how to dance!

His face was flushed, and he turned around in a panic to chase after him, but he almost fell after taking two steps. It was thanks to Fu Jinxiao behind him that he didn't make close contact with the ground.

The audience in the live broadcast room were also anxious when they saw this scene:

"I hate it, what did Teacher Fu say just now!"

"Why didn't these two people turn off the microphone!"

"The cameraman snapped the chicken legs."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Frankly, I'm at the scene, I'm the sparrow on the wall, he must be saying I love you."

"Hahahahaha..."

Fortunately, although there were some small mistakes in the middle, the final result was good. They chased the girl together, and the little girl also admitted that she can dance in the square, but if she wants to learn, there are still conditions. She said: "I have something from Uncle Wang in the village. I hope you can help me get it back, so I agree to teach you."

Shen Xingsui said without even thinking about it: "Okay, that's fine."

The girl said: "You can only go alone, and the other person will stay and help me. I only give you fifteen minutes. If you don't come back when the time is up, the person who stays will help me for free." Work for the day."

Shen Xingsui was taken aback for a moment: "That's it."

The little girl nodded: "You go, he stays."

Since they were all assigned in this way, Shen Xingsui had no choice but to copy them. After the little girl started counting, he started running.

Unexpectedly, he was not the only one who was running in the village at the same time. He also met Shen Xingchen and Ning Ze on the road. They also received the task and were running with all their strength.

Shen Xingsui soon arrived at Uncle Wang at the entrance of the village. After explaining his purpose, he wanted to get something urgently, but Uncle Wang said, "You have to cut all the firewood for me before I can give you the things."

Shen Xingsui: "Huh?!"

There was at least one pile of firewood inside.

Uncle Wang waved his hand and said, "If it doesn't work, forget it."

"I can do whatever I want!" Shen Xingsui didn't dare to refuse, after all, his teammates were all in human hands, so he quickly took the axe: "I'll chop right away."

It is winter now, but chopping firewood is indeed a physical labor. He was too anxious. He picked up firewood and chopped it. It happened that there was a wood thorn on the fast wood. He snorted.

Uncle Wang said, "Shall I pick one for you?"

Shen Xingsui shook his hands and didn't dare to stop: "It's all right, thank you, but I'm in a hurry."

His hand for chopping wood seemed to be trembling due to the pain, but he didn’t stop. After chopping wood within the time limit, he grabbed his things and ran back quickly. In the winter, sweat was all over his head and slid down his cheeks, and he didn’t dare for a moment. stop.

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned:

"I used to think that this child looked very thin and quiet, and it really scared me."

"Isn't it too hard?"

"This show really dares to play."

"I have a strong desire to win and lose."

"He didn't just want to win, he just didn't want to hold back."

"Because Teacher Fu is waiting for him."

When Shen Xingsui trotted all the way back to the courtyard, the time was not too long, exactly 15 minutes, the little girl was startled when she saw her, and finally announced: "Okay, you passed the test, today One day I'll teach you how to dance."

Shen Xingsui bowed, panting and said, "Thank you."

Not far away, Fu Jinxiao, who was carrying water, came back from the door. He was stunned for a moment when he saw the sweaty and tired man who couldn't straighten up. He walked over and said, "What are you doing in such a hurry?"

Shen Xingsui murmured: "Chop the firewood, uncle said he won't give me anything until he finishes chopping the firewood."

Fu Jinxiao took out a dry towel and wiped his face, looked at the tired and disfigured man, sighed helplessly and distressedly: "Why are you so stupid, I also met other people just now, and no one really did it for 15 minutes After finishing the task, you always say some nice and beautiful words, and people don’t care about so much and just give the task props, you really finished chopping firewood, you are not stupid.”

Shen Xingsui's movements paused, and he wiped his face with a handkerchief slowly, his voice was soft, almost inaudible with a bit of grievance: "But I don't know how to speak beautiful words... I just I'm afraid that if you can't complete the task, you will have to work... "

But

I don't speak pretty words.

At that moment, Fu Jinxiao's movements froze, he raised his eyelids, his eyes darkened, as deep as a pool of water.

That's right, Shen Xingsui has always been a bit of a naive child. He doesn't have eloquence, nor can he fake great emotions. In a world where everyone wants to be opportunistic, no one is willing to settle down and deal with others. , he has always held a sincere heart, a little clumsily confronting the world head-on.

Fu Jinxiao's facial expression was much gentler, and he said in a gentle tone that he didn't realize: "It's okay, you've done a good job."

Shen Xingsui raised his head, his bright eyes showed a smile: "Really?"

"Hmm." Fu Jinxiao pursed his lips, he stretched out his hand and rubbed Shen Xingsui's head, not feeling dirty at all: "So we will win."

so

I won't let you lose.

noon

The guests who had been hungry all morning hadn't eaten yet.

The frenzied program team put forward an invitation: "As long as everyone completes the small game we set up, you can get a dish once you win. The more you win, the more you get, how about it?"

The guests were a little hesitant, but they were too hungry, and most of them agreed.

Shen Xingsui asked Fu Jinxiao, "Are we going to participate?"

Fu Jinxiao is not interested: "I walked around the village today and found a restaurant. It's okay not to participate."

Shen Xingsui nodded thoughtfully.

Who knows that the director actually added another sentence: "If the team that loses the game will also be punished, you have to eat a chocolate bar together, and you can't continue the game until you finish eating it."

Shen Xingchen said wow: "Is it so fun to play director?"

Isn't this a bit of what I used to play, indirect kissing

Others also covered their lips and smiled:

"My God."

"It's not easy to eat this meal."

"Maybe I'm full of chocolate bars."

Then the director asked again: "The last time, is there any group that didn't participate?"

When Shen Xingsui was recalling where the small restaurant was, Fu Jinxiao suddenly said, "We will participate."

Shen Xingsui looked at him in shock, and asked, "Didn't you just say that you knew the location of the restaurant?"

"Really?" Fu Jinxiao was serious, completely forgetting how rebellious he was, and said in a low voice: "Since we are participating in the program, we must follow the rules of the game set by the program team. The director even asked us to participate in the game, so we must follow the rules, you know? ?”

Shen Xingsui: "...Okay."