Li Yi sat in the yard and spent a long time calming down.
He once reached the pinnacle of his life, although it was short and fleeting, but he will always remember the feeling at that time.
After being insulted by Miss Liu Er for so long, at that moment, he finally completed a beautiful counter-kill.
Of course, it was cool, but the price paid was painful.
He was chased several miles away by Miss Liu Er. This time, she didn't spank his butt again, but directly tapped his laughing point.
When the two walked back, she just looked at herself and laughed all the way...
However, it is not without gains.
Li Yi vaguely remembered that before the two of them got drunk last night, they seemed to have reached an agreement with her.
She promised herself, and they pulled the hook.
Although she was still not so gentle with herself, at last, at last, she would not do such a shameful and exciting act of spanking his ass.
This is a big progress, and we should be happy.
A smile appeared on Li Yi's face just now, but he stopped immediately, clutching his stomach, his expression twitching...
I laughed for too long in the morning, and now my stomach hurts when I laugh...
Although I don't know what happened after that, and why he ran to Miss Liu Er's bed, this is not important, anyway, nothing that shouldn't happen happened.
The only regrettable thing is that she finally got drunk yesterday. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It's a pity that no secret was extracted from her mouth.
The inspiration for this idea came from Miss Liu Er. When she was drunk last time, she even asked out those teachers who were both virtuous and artistic, and said that she already knew all his secrets...
She did ask a lot of things, but if she said that she had no secrets from her, Li Yi would not believe it.
Does she know that she is actually from another world
Does she know, does she know why she always hides in front of her
she doesn't know anything...
…
Xiaohuan came out of the room, looked at the uncle with a strange expression, and asked curiously: "Grandpa, did you encounter any happy things this morning?"
"No..." Li Yi couldn't even admit that it was because Miss Liu Er clicked the laugh point, and said seriously.
Xiaohuan said in disbelief: "But my uncle laughed all morning..."
"Nothing is nothing."
"Okay..." Xiaohuan stopped asking about this matter, and asked again: "Where did you sleep last night?"
"Last night..." Li Yi thought for a while and said, "Slept with Lao Fang."
Xiaohuan looked at Lao Fang who came in from the door, and asked, "Uncle Fang, is that right?"
Lao Fang was startled, looked at Li Yi, then at Xiaohuan, nodded and said, "En, yes..."
Xiaohuan looked at Lao Fang and said, "I haven't asked yet, what Uncle Fang is talking about..."
"Yes..." Lao Fang looked around, and walked out with his hands behind his back, "Who is it that sent you to my side..."
Xiaohuan looked at Li Yi, wondering, "What's wrong with Uncle Fang?"
"Uncle Fang, he, he..." Li Yi glared at her, and said, "What's the point of asking, you didn't open the door for me last night, so I had to squeeze with Lao Fang, otherwise where else could I sleep? , are you sleeping with Second Miss?"
Li Yi looked at Miss Liu Er who came out of the room, and asked, "Do you think so, Ruyi?"
Miss Liu Er glanced at him, walked out of the yard without saying a word.
"Oh..." Xiaohuan nodded, looked at the gate of the courtyard again, and asked, "But my lord, why is the gate of the courtyard broken..."
Li Yi knocked her on the head and said, "Why do you have so many questions? Do you have a hundred thousand why..."
After he finished speaking, he was stunned. How come there is a feeling of deja vu in this scene and words...
Xiaohuan covered her head, and said: "Then I won't ask, let me tell you a joke, the second lady asked me to tell you a few more jokes..."
Li Yi shivered involuntarily, feeling a dull pain in his stomach again, covering his ears: "Don't listen, don't listen..."
Xiaohuan hugged his arm, and said coquettishly: "Oh my lord, just listen to it..."
"Do not listen… "
"Then I'll tell you what I say, and it's fine if my uncle doesn't listen..."
…
The little maid was disobedient, she had to be hard if she was not soft, she pressed Xiaohuan on her leg and spanked her butt, then she didn't mention the joke anymore, she ran away with her blushing face covering her buttocks.
Watching her run away, Li Yi sat in the yard and let out a long sigh.
People say that a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, and a thousand gold can't buy an inch of time, time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle...
It is all about the preciousness of the wedding night in the bridal chamber, which is worth a thousand dollars and needs to be cherished.
But his first bridal chamber candle was caught by Miss Liu Er and went up the mountain in a daze. That night, he was frightened by Ruyi's palm smashing the wooden table. The zongzi couldn't move, so the Spring Festival was wasted...
He must have owed Miss Liu a lot of money in his previous life, even two thousand gold is not enough...
Ruyi, Ruoqing, Zuimo and the others are also true, there is no time for humility, is the wedding night a time for humility? Kong Rong let Li and they let Li
This time, not only did not make up for the regret of the bridal chamber, but even more regrets. Li Yi silently vowed in his heart that the next time, the next time, must be perfect...
Thinking of the next time, the next time, he was a little happy again, and then his stomach started to hurt again...
Miss Liu Er walked in from the outside and sat opposite him.
When Li Yi saw her, his stomach hurt even more, and he subconsciously became vigilant, and immediately said: "What do you want to do, don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are beautiful, and you can keep your word, you promised me last night... "
"I promised you last night, no..." Second Miss Liu looked at him and said, "I won't spank you anymore, and I didn't break my promise."
Li Yi thought for a while, she didn't break her promise, but her methods were even more ruthless, she really shouldn't talk too much last night, there is a lot of meat on her buttocks, and the beating is still irritating...
It's over, Li Yi hurriedly got rid of this thought from his mind, after being with Lao Fang for a long time, he felt that he also had a tendency to be infected by him and become shivering...
Miss Liu Er thought for a while, stared at him, and said, "I have a question for you."
"What's your question?" Li Yi looked at him, asked warily, and then froze.
Why did he say "again"
Miss Liu Er rubbed the center of her brows, stared at him, and asked, "Besides this matter, did I... have anything else to say to you last night?"
"no?"
Li Yi actually didn't know, he really forgot, even Liu Ruyi, who was not drunk for a thousand cups, was drunk and forgot, and he expected him to remember, isn't this too much to think of him
Miss Liu Er looked at his expression, and asked again: "You really don't remember?"
Li Yi shook his head, "I don't remember, I should drink less bars in the future, it's not good for your health, and it will cause trouble..."
"That's all right."
Miss Liu Er finally let go of her heart, waved her hand, got up and left.
She felt that he spoke the truth very rarely, don't drink too much, because when you are drunk, you don't know what you will say or what you will do.
She actually asked him who was more beautiful, she or Li Mingzhu
She actually said, "They don't want it, I want it"!
She actually, unexpectedly asked the biggest secret she learned from him that night...
She actually, actually slept in the same bed with him all night!
It's okay, it's okay—it's a good thing he doesn't remember any of that.
"Wait a moment!"
Li Yi stood up suddenly, with a dazed look on his face, looked at Miss Liu Er, and said, "I remembered, I remembered everything!"
Hearing Li Yi's voice, Miss Liu Er stopped in her footsteps, her body froze, and her heart began to beat uncontrollably.
She turned her head, looked at him, and asked lightly, "What do you remember?"
Her expression was indifferent, her fists clenched in her sleeves were clenched tightly, and she didn't even notice that her voice trembled slightly.
Of course, Li Yi didn't notice that Ruyi's voice was trembling, and he gave him a hundred praises for his wit in his heart.
Opportunity awaits those who are prepared.
There is no doubt that this is an opportunity.
He looked at Miss Liu Er, thought for a while, and said solemnly: "You said last night that you should be gentle with me in the future, don't speak loudly to me, and don't bully me from time to time; , you will prepare a valuable gift for me; also, you said to be nice to me, rubbing my shoulders and back when I am tired, and cooking noodles for me when I am hungry... "