Carefree Scholar

Chapter 1039: What about chest?

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The little maid was a little curious. The second young lady used to hate reading even more than she did. When she was in school, old Mr. Qin was always so angry that he couldn't breathe for a long time. Later, Mr. Qin simply refused to let her go.

But in the past two years, to be precise, after the Shangyuan Festival three years ago, the second lady seemed to be in a daze. In many cases, the time spent reading books was longer than practicing martial arts.

Together with the second young lady, she learned to read from my uncle, and she can recognize a lot even now.

She shook her head, put the book back, but glanced at it in a strange way.

With just one glance, she was stunned in place, her mouth opened wide in surprise.

She has learned a lot of characters by now, so she naturally knows what is written on the page.

"Yuanyangpa".

She remembered that when she learned the word mandarin duck, it took her a long time to remember it.

She knew this book, she didn't know many books, and she couldn't explain all the four books and five classics, but she was very clear about the content of this book.

When the maids in the house chatted and gossiped in private on weekdays, they often mentioned this book.

The title of the book is "Mandarin Duck Handkerchief", but the content has nothing to do with mandarin ducks and handkerchiefs. This is a book that teaches women how to court men. Does a man like himself, and is he worthy of his liking...

For example, the method of playing hard to get, using retreat as the method of advancement, etc., when the maids said these things, she didn't understand them very much, but she said something like "If you want a man to remember you, you must first make him hurt, and you must make him remember you forever." To live with you is to make him feel heartbroken", "You can like a person's talent, appearance, and even money, but if you like a person just because he treats you well, then treat him as wrong When you are good, you have nothing..." She understood such simple and easy-to-understand words.

This book was listed as a banned book by the government more than ten years ago. The reason is that many people think that this book is a book of obscenity, which is harmful to morality. It is difficult to buy in the market, but many women still keep a copy , pressed under the pillow of the boudoir bed, passed around among close friends in the boudoir, and regarded the words in this book as golden and jade good words...

It is said that the author of this book is a strange woman. Because of her own experience, she wrote such a book that warns and teaches women all over the world how to pursue the love of their lives and how to protect themselves. It is also said that this book The author of this book is a favorite concubine in the deep palace. It is only because she has seen through the love between men and women that she has this masterpiece...

It doesn't matter who the author of this book is, the important thing is, Miss Er—what does Miss Er read this kind of book

She opened the book and found some notes in it.

She looked at the place where she took notes again, and she was even more surprised. Who did Second Miss like, and who did Second Miss want to test

Li Yi's hand was only scratched by broken porcelain, and the wound was not deep. After simple cleaning and disinfection, it was not bandaged.

Lao Fang sat across from him and looked at him with burning eyes, and asked, "Master, is there something on your mind?"

Li Yi was silent for a moment, looked at him, and asked, "Do you often go to Liumeng recently?"

"It's quite often." Lao Fang nodded. He was bullied by his wife and couldn't fight back. He felt aggrieved and had to find a place to vent.

"How is Liumeng doing recently? Has anything strange happened?"

Lao Fang thought for a while and said: "Everything is fine, there is nothing strange about it, but some time ago, another group of people passed the assessment, and there were a few good seedlings among them, who looked like dogs, but I don't know Not an embroidered pillow."

But anyone who is described by Lao Fang as a dog is better looking than him.

In fact, Lao Fang is not ugly, except for his strong body and simple face, he is quite attractive.

That's not the point.

He looked at Lao Fang and asked again: "Do you think there is anything strange about Ruyi recently?"

"Second Miss..." Lao Fang thought for a while, thinking of the weird smile she showed at the door just now, nodded, and said, "Yes."

Li Yi pondered for a moment, and said, "Come with me to Liumeng."

"The number of core disciples in the league has just exceeded 3,000 in the past few days, and the number of masters above the third list is also increasing month by month. At this rate, it will not be difficult to break through 4,000 by the end of the year..."

The location of Liumeng is just outside the county seat, covering a large area, which is equivalent to a small town. Lu Luo walked beside him and introduced to him the development of Liumeng in recent days.

In the league, there is old Xu sitting in charge, and there are many masters on the top of the list, which is very attractive to people in the martial arts. The disciples who have been screened are also the elite of the elite.

After Lu Luo introduced the recent situation in the alliance, he pointed to a house ahead and said, "The leader is there, I'll take you there."

In the room he was pointing at, a woman put a letter on the table and said, "Leader, the situation in Wu Kingdom remains the same. News from the princess... ”

The woman was dressed in tight white clothes, dressed in men's clothing, and her hair was pulled into a bun similar to a man's. She had the same heroism as a man.

As the leader of the alliance leader's direct daughter army, her strength is top-notch, ranking among the top ten in the heaven list. Although she is a daughter, no one in the entire alliance dares to regard her as a woman.

"I see, you..."

Miss Liu Er nodded, suddenly frowned, took the initiative to hold her hand, and said: "You have worked hard, I know you have admired King Jing for a long time, and you have wanted to see him for a long time, and it just so happens that you have encountered a bottleneck in martial arts again. , come back with me today, meet King Jing, and let my sister give me some pointers..."

The woman looked down at the hands they held together, and her face suddenly turned red.

Somewhere in the league, Lao Fang looked at Li Yi in surprise, and asked, "Master, why don't you go to Miss Second?"

Li Yi shook his head and said, "Suddenly I remembered that the second lady's fish is still steaming in the pot. After steaming for a long time, it will become tender, so I have to go back quickly..."

Inside the room, the woman looked down at Miss Liu Er holding her hand, her pretty face flushed, and she said in a low voice: "Leader, you, you..."

"I know… "

The woman was startled, "Does the lord know?"

Then she lowered her head, blushed even more, and whispered: "I know we are all women, and women shouldn't like women, but..."

"I know you have long wanted to meet my sister and King Jing..." Ruyi was startled, looked at her and asked, "Ah, what did you just say?"

King King's Mansion.

Li Yi was cooking in the small kitchen, while Lao Fang leaned against the door, looking at him worriedly.

At a certain moment, he suddenly said, "Uncle."

Li Yi glanced back at him, expressionless.

"Does it hurt?" the old man asked.

"What hurts?"

"Grandpa, where else does it hurt?"

"Distressed."

"Does your hand hurt?"

"Why do your hands hurt?"

"Because you cut it just now."

Lao Fang finally understood that it was not the second lady who was strange, but the uncle.

Uncle has been out of his mind all day today. He was cut by broken porcelain in the morning, and cut his hands while cutting vegetables in the afternoon. This is something that would never happen if he closed his eyes.

"What happened to your hand?"

At a certain moment, Miss Liu Er walked into the kitchen, looked at his fingers wrapped in gauze, and asked with a frown.

She looked up and saw that his eyes were confused and his expression was blank.

Li Yi shook his head and said, "It's nothing, I accidentally cut it..."

Miss Liu Er took a step forward, "Why are you so careless, let me see..."

"Small injury." Li Yi took two steps back and asked, "Is someone here?"

"who?"

"Your sweetheart..."

"Sweetheart?" Miss Liu Er glanced at him, a strange look flashed in her eyes again, and said, "I just made a joke with you in the morning, how can I have a sweetheart?"

"A joke?" Li Yi looked at her sadly and angrily, walked into the yard, pointed at the little boy standing in the yard, and said, "I saw you holding hands today, don't you say that's also a joke?"

"You misunderstood." Miss Liu looked at him and explained, "She is a woman."

"Misunderstanding? A woman?" Li Yi was even more indignant, "Although I am stupid, I am not blind..."

He was not only sad and angry, but also very disappointed. Did she think he couldn't even tell the difference between a man and a woman

Is she so perfunctory now

He patted the little boy's chest and said, "You said he was a woman, where's the chest, where's the chest?"

The face of the "little boy" who was slapped by Li Yi turned from red to white and then to blue.

Miss Liu Er didn't answer him, but after thinking for a while, she looked at him and asked, "Can you beat the ninth in the Tianbang?"