"Can you beat the ninth place in the Tianbang?"
Miss Liu Er actually asked herself if she could beat the ninth place on the Tianbang. Li Yi was more sad than grief.
Doesn't she know how much he weighs
The top ten on the Tianbang list are a group of perverts who are only weaker than her and Mingzhu. There is no shortage of experts around him, no shortage of grandmasters, and no shortage of second uncles who are stronger than grandmasters. He even drives a plug-in that can be upgraded while sleeping...
But even so, he couldn't beat the ninth place on the list.
As early as two years ago, the rankings of martial arts masters, especially the Tian Ranking, had already turned into a sea of corpses and blood.
With his current strength, if he is lucky, he can barely enter the top 20. Once the ranking in the sky list changes from double digits to single digits, the danger will increase exponentially.
Ninth on the Tian Ranking, that was an opponent he could not contend with head-on for the time being.
When Li Yi thought of this, the sadness in his heart could no longer be described in words.
Not only did she perfunctory herself, but she actually changed the topic, and the method used to change the topic was so untechnical.
She really doesn't love herself anymore.
In addition to being sad, Li Yi suddenly felt a little vigilant in his heart.
Murderous, murderous, strong murderous.
He looked at the little white face next to him with a more sad and angry expression than him - he actually wanted to fight with himself
Ruyi who robbed me... of my family, actually wants to fight with me
Ruyi looked at the pretty boy, then pointed to Li Yi, and said, "This is His Royal Highness King Jing that you often mention."
"Little White Face"'s chest heaved a few times, his face flushed, he calmed down a little, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Hello, Your Royal Highness King Jing!"
Li Yi glanced at him and asked, "Where is it good?"
The little white face was startled, and his chest began to rise and fall again.
"Her name is Bai Su." Miss Liu Er pointed at the little white face, looked at Li Yi, and said calmly.
Bai Su, heh, Bai Su... why isn't it called Bai Hun
The little boy is just the boy, he looks like a girl, has a girly voice, even his name is so girly, so...
Li Yi was taken aback, and he suddenly remembered something.
Miss Liu Er seems to have a subordinate named Bai Su, who usually manages the women's army. Before her, this position was held by Yang Liuqing.
This shows Miss Liu Er's trust in her.
Li Yi looked again at the little boy in front of him who was staring at him.
No beard, no Adam's apple, pierced ears, motherly voice, looks very motherly—because she was originally a woman.
Look at her chest again. Although standing with Ruyi, it can no longer be called a chest, but it seems to protrude a little bit more than her own - Li Yi feels that he is really blind.
Ninth place on the Tianbang list, sure enough a person cannot be judged by his appearance, strength and breasts are not necessarily directly proportional...
An expression of extreme embarrassment appeared on his face, "Oh, Miss Bai, how is Miss Bai..."
Bai Su snorted coldly: "Where is it good?"
Everything is good except the breasts.
Li Yi didn't know that a woman's chest could be so flat, otherwise, how could he admit his mistake...
It seems that Hua Mulan has been in the army for many years without being discovered, and it is not impossible.
Li Yi glanced at her and found that she was still looking at him and gnashing her teeth.
This white girl is quite beautiful, but her temper is not very good. How can she hold grudges so easily
Miss Liu Er explained: "Bai Su admired you very much before, so I brought her back today and let her meet the legendary King Jing..."
In Jing Guo and Qi Guo, there are many women who admire him. Who doesn't know that His Royal Highness King Jing is handsome and handsome, both civil and military—it's a pity that one will be missing today.
After Bai Su glared at him fiercely for a few times, she went to ask Ruyi for advice on martial arts, but Ruyi stayed behind.
Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "Let me see what's wrong with your hand."
"No." Li Yi refused decisively.
She said to see it, she said there was a sweetheart, she said there was no one, so where would he save his face
If these small things are easily agreed to her, there is no guarantee that she will not make more excessive demands in the future.
When the time comes, will he agree or pretend to resist before agreeing
"give or not?"
"No!"
"Forget it."
Miss Liu Er shrugged, then looked at him and said, "I really lied to you this morning, how could I have such a thing as a sweetheart..."
"you swear!"
"Okay, I swear..." Second Miss Liu raised her palm and said, "If I have a sweetheart, I will let my sweetheart choke on eating and drinking, choking on fish and eating little raccoons without seasoning packets..."
Miss Liu Er was very sincere in making such a vicious oath, but she didn't know why she always felt cold all over, maybe she caught a cold because she didn't sleep well last night.
Such an important matter, she actually joked with herself, is this something that can be joked
In the past, Ruyi, who was as cold as ice and drew his sword at every turn, was fine, but now, I don’t know which bastard I learned to be so skinny, and made jokes that shouldn’t be. I have pity on his hand. In one day, he was injured twice. Second-rate…
Li Yi walked towards the kitchen, waved his hand casually, and said, "It's okay, I just accidentally cut it..."
boom!
He accidentally slammed his hand on the door frame, and the gauze that was no longer bleeding was immediately stained red.
Li Yi thinks that he should look at the almanac, or find a monk or Taoist priest to figure out whether he was killed in Tai Sui or within the fleeting time recently, and he has experienced three bloody disasters in one day...
Miss Liu Er walked over quickly, grabbed his hand, looked back at Lao Fang, and said, "Why are you still standing there, hurry up and bring gauze and medicinal wine!"
"Ah... oh!"
Lao Fang immediately realized that this was the third time he had taken these two things today.
Watching Miss Liu take off the gauze and open the medicinal wine, Li Yi hurriedly said, "I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself..."
Miss Liu put her arms around her chest and said, "Come by yourself, I'll see how you come by yourself..."
Li Yi didn't have a third hand, so he couldn't come by himself. He looked at Lao Fang and said, "What are you still doing, come and help..."
Lao Fang looked at the second lady, then at the uncle, leaned against the door frame, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I can't."
Li Yi looked at him and said in surprise: "You don't return it in the morning and afternoon..."
"Sorry, I forgot." Lao Fang continued to shake his head.
Rebellion, rebellion, Lao Fang, this bastard, actually prevents him from coming to Taiwan in front of Ruyi, and prevents him from going to Wu Kingdom to inquire about news...
"Mother-in-law, I'll do it!" Second Miss Liu glared at him, grabbed his hand, washed it carefully with medicinal wine, then opened the gauze again, cut off a section, and wrapped it carefully.
I have to say that Ruyi's bandaged wound is indeed much more beautiful than Lao Fang's bandaged one.
After wrapping it up, she put the gauze and medicinal wine aside, seeming to remember something, looked at Li Yi and asked, "Do you think women can really like women?"
"Lily is infinitely good, but it can't give birth..."
"What?"
Li Yi looked at the bow in his hand, felt awkward no matter how you looked at it, and said casually: "There is no law that stipulates that women cannot like women, whether they like men or women, and even whether they like people are other people's freedom... "
As he spoke, with a shocked expression on his face, he looked at Miss Liu Er and said with difficulty: "You, what you won't say is..."
Miss Liu Er looked at him and nodded solemnly: "You guessed it right."
Li Yi stood there in a daze. He was on all possible defenses. He could guard against Mingzhu, he could guard against Xiaobailian, but he couldn't guard against another woman...
"No!" With an angry look on his face, he grabbed Miss Liu Er's wrist, slapped her buttocks twice, and said, "No, I don't agree, and your sister won't agree either, you're dead This heart, grow up and harden your wings, right? Why don’t you like women..."
"Don't you like women too?"
"I… "
…
Lao Fang stood at the door, watching the scene in the kitchen, the dogtail grass in his mouth had already fallen to the ground.
Today's sun is not poisonous, but he feels blind.
Uncle dared to do that to Second Miss. He looked at the knives in the kitchen, ready to snatch them away.
He was worried that the second miss would chop off my uncle's hand...
"Just kidding, don't take it so seriously..."
Second Miss Liu shook off his hand, looked at the dishes that hadn't been cut, and said, "Your hand is injured, leave it to me, you go outside and wait..."
"Damn it, hell!"
Seeing my uncle coming out of the kitchen intact, Lao Fang couldn't help cursing in a low voice.
He picked up the dogtail grass on the ground, brought it to Li Yi's mouth, and asked, "Master, let's talk about your feelings."
"No, I don't feel anything..." Li Yi's voice trembled.
Lao Fang looked at his hands, and Li Yi raised one palm, which was also shaking non-stop.
He looked back at Miss Liu Er who was busy in the kitchen wearing an apron, and murmured in a low voice, "Damn it..."