Li Yi originally thought that the day of his wedding would be the pinnacle of his life.
That day he spanked Miss Liu Er's buttocks, avenging his humiliation and revenge for years of abuse.
Of course, the consequences of climbing to the top were miserable. His stomach hurt for several days, but after the "pop", he would never forget the refreshing feeling that came from the depths of his soul.
This is incomparable no matter how much money he earns or how high a title he is awarded.
He thought that after that day, his life would no longer have a peak, but who would have thought that after two months, he would be able to reach the peak of his life casually
Miss Liu Er didn't beat him, didn't scold him, but also thoughtfully helped him cut up the vegetables and cook the rice. This isn't Ruyi, it's Ruyi...
After dinner, he was sitting in the yard thinking about this question, and Miss Liu Er was sitting opposite him. Li Yi couldn't help but tremble, ready to run away when she settled accounts after autumn.
Miss Liu Er looked at his fingers and asked, "What's going on with you today?"
Li Yi's two fingers were wrapped with gauze, he looked down, shook his head and said, "At that time, I accidentally lost my mind..."
"What are you thinking about? Do you lose your mind when cutting vegetables?" Miss Liu Er looked at him, and Li Yi always felt that her eyes were aggressive, as if she could see through his thoughts.
"Uh... Well, I'm thinking, thinking again... When cooking porridge in the future, put less sugar." Li Yi nodded and said.
"Why put less?"
"Didn't you say you don't like sweets..."
"Who said I don't like sweets?" Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "I've always liked it."
Li Yi was a little happy, he knew it, he knew Miss Liu Er still liked him and the sugar porridge he made.
"Well, there is one more thing." Li Yi thought for a while, looked at her and said, "The weather is too hot these days, we are going to move to the mountains for a while, will you go?"
The time has entered July, and the weather has been unbearably hot since a few days ago. Of course, there are ice cellars and ice mirrors. It doesn’t matter whether the weather is hot or not, but Li Yi and Ruyi are worried that the cool air made with ice cubes will be harmful to Zuimo. Li Yi and Ruyi discussed it and planned to go there to escape the heat and wait until the weather is cooler before coming out.
"Go, why don't you go, it just so happens that there are some disobedient people there, it's time to subdue them..."
He and Ruyi went drunk, naturally Ruoqing, Xiaohuan, Xiaocui and Xiaozhu would definitely follow, and Li Duan, Yongning, and Miss Liu would go together again, so this time, they It should be that the whole family went into the mountains to become bandits.
Because Zui Mo was pregnant, he was busy all day long and didn't have time to arrange things there. This time, he happened to deal with the remaining things.
Seeing the back of Miss Liu Er walking back to the room, Li Yi was thoughtful.
Ruyi changed all of a sudden, she really became gentle, unprecedentedly gentle, at this moment, it was difficult for him to adapt.
Inexplicably, there will be an itchy feeling in the buttocks...
Sure enough, he was infected by the old man...
Inside the room, Second Miss Liu closed the door, walked to the bed, and took out the book under the pillow.
Looking at the book in her hand, there was an extremely rare expression of admiration and admiration on her face.
This trace of admiration and admiration is naturally the master of this book.
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place of chaos.
In today's chaotic place, it is more appropriate to call it the new world.
The newness of the new world is naturally relative to the Three Kingdoms of Qi, Jing and Wu. A new business path has been opened up here, which is not only easy to travel, but more importantly, it is safe.
In the past, there were many forces in the chaotic land, and there were many bandits. Now, although there are also many bandits, they are unified by a big force. At least on this business road, it is absolutely safe.
Having fulfilled his childhood dream, even far beyond what he had initially thought of "making something famous for that tigress to see", Commander Wang Weiwang, standing on the top of the mountain, his clothes fluttered by the mountain wind Loudly, he touched his bald head habitually, and couldn't help feeling extremely proud.
A figure came up along the mountain road and whispered, "Commander, the prince is here."
"Where are you?"
"Already arrived at the stockade."
"You bastard, why didn't you say it earlier!"
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The commanding temperament that Wang Wei had put on with great difficulty instantly disintegrated, and he rushed down the mountain.
The reason why Li Yi chose to escape the summer heat here was because after several years of construction, in addition to the inconvenient transportation, this place even surpassed Yongxian County in terms of prosperity.
Of course, out of strategic considerations, in order to avoid the possibility of being encircled and suppressed by the army in the future, the road up the mountain cannot be very convenient. Almost every mountain is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and there are enough retreats in the rear. In terms of these, no one is better than these The bandit understood better.
As expected, the mountain is much cooler than the state city, and the air is fresh and the scenery is beautiful. Ruyi and Ruyi grew up in the mountains, but it was the first time for Ruoqing and Zuimo to see such a city in the mountains. Yongning is also full of freshness, alive and kicking, without the tired look on the road...
Although Wang Wei looks a bit tough, but his mind is rare and delicate, and he knows how to persist in doing things. He has a kind of energy not to hit the south wall and not look back, but to continue to stride forward when he hits the south wall.
The most important thing is that he is very talented in being a bandit. It is said that his ancestors have bandit genes, and he manages this place in an orderly manner.
He also built a palace here. Although it is not as big as King Jing's Mansion in Yongxian County, it is also the most magnificent building here, which can be regarded as very intentional.
When several people were walking on Qingshi Street, two people escorted a man from a distance.
Li Yi watched the three pass by them, and asked, "This is..."
After Wang Wei went up to ask about it, he came back and said: "These guys have a latrine and don't use it. They always like to relieve themselves on the corner of the street. They won't change after repeated admonitions. They have to be locked up for three days before being released."
In fact, Wang Wei used to like to relieve himself anywhere, and everyone is not particular about people. There can be huts everywhere in the mountains, but now that the prince is here, if these people make this place stink, where will he save the face of Commander Wang
Therefore, a few days ago, he issued a death order. From now on, everyone's three urgent needs must be resolved in the latrine, and those who violate the order will be confined and waited on!
Li Yi can understand his approach. Most of the people here are bandits, and they are used to being careless on weekdays. People are defecating outside, the smell... one can imagine.
But thinking about it carefully, there are still big loopholes in this solution, Li Yi thought for a while and asked, "Is shutting them down useful?"
"It's useless..." Wang Wei shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "These guys are used to doing whatever they want, and they've always been like this. They would rather settle outside the hut than go in..."
Li Yi waved his hand and said, "Since it's useless, there's no need to turn it off."
If the punishment for defecation is eating and drinking without working, then that punishment is no different from a reward.
Wang Wei is still too straightforward, if it were Ming Han's traitor Lao Fang, the problem of defecating anywhere in the village might have been solved long ago.
Wang Wei was stunned, with a look of embarrassment on his face: "But Wang Ye, it's okay to ignore it..."
Li Yi shook his head, "It doesn't matter, whoever said it doesn't matter..."
Wang Wei turned his head, looked at the prince with a calm expression, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.
Brigade.
A man was brought in, turned around and said with a smile: "Old Wang, remember to bring me beef noodles from Liu Ji for dinner, put more beef, more noodles, more green onion and coriander..."
After he finished speaking, he lay down on a bed in the corner, stretched himself comfortably, and put his hands behind his head.
Boss Wang is also true, isn't it just that he didn't hold back his pee, as for shutting himself up for three days...
However, if you are locked up for three days, let’s lock it up for three days. It’s good to be locked up for three days. You don’t have to work for three days, and you won’t be hungry. You can’t even dream of it. There are such good things in the world...
When he is released three days later, he will come back again...
While thinking this way in my heart, the door of the confinement room opened from the outside.
A bald man stood outside and looked at him, saying, "Come out."
"So soon?" He sat up from the bed, with a look of regret on his face, could it be that Boss Wang went back on his word
However, the bald head did not let him go, but brought him to another place.
Through the window, you can see a dozen children sitting on the seats, with their hands behind their backs, shaking their heads with an old man in front of them.
He was a little puzzled. This is a school. He always felt that building a school in the village was superfluous. Only those with families would send their children here. They didn’t charge money anyway, so they treated them as babysitters...
What did this little bald man bring himself here for
See which brat doesn't study hard, beat him up