Because of a bet, a pair of mandarin ducks were forcibly torn apart, causing the two to spend decades in entanglement and pain. The lovers became enemies...
Such a person will go to hell after death.
Li Yi couldn't take care of Mr. Xu's affairs anymore. He still owed a lot of romantic debts and hadn't repaid them. He was not interested and qualified to take care of other people's affairs.
He sighed, stood up, and was about to go to Ruyi to check the situation.
Ruyi couldn't get over that hurdle, and it was hard for him to hope to catch up. This time, Lao Xu said that although she couldn't beat Grandmaster, Grandmaster couldn't do anything to her, and his dream of standing up and calling the shots was ruthless. shattered...
"Wait a minute." Elder Xu said suddenly.
"Is there anything else?"
Li Yi looked at him, and thought that this is really an incomprehensible guy, his old friend is hurt like that, he is not here to accompany him, and he is chatting with him here, even if he doesn't know how to make women happy If you don’t understand, just ask, is that mouth just for eating chicken legs
Why are you single for the rest of your life, and you don’t have any compulsions in your heart, so let’s have some fun...
Elder Xu looked up at him and said, "Although you are not good at martial arts, you know how to make women happy. Teach me..."
Li Yi shook his head and said, "You are wrong. Not only am I not good at martial arts, but I also don't know how to make women happy. You can ask the one who bet with you, maybe he understands..."
"If he understands, he won't live his whole life alone..."
Elder Xu looked disdainful, and then looked at Li Yi, and said, "I take back what I said just now. Although you have mediocre aptitude, you have magical skills to help. If you have a chance in the future, it is still possible to enter that realm..."
Li Yi felt that his biggest shortcoming was his soft heart. Although he had been pierced one after another just now, but thinking that Mr. Xu had helped them a lot in the past few years, wasted his mind and mind, and was often abused by his second uncle, he sat down.
"Considering your situation, "Thirty-Six Strategies for Picking Up Girls" will not be passed on to you. You, you can't be so boring. I will pass on "Five Hundred Sentences of Love" to you first, and remember carefully..."
Mr. Xu is actually very good, he doesn't need to pick up girls, the girls come to the door by themselves, the feelings are also vigorous, not out of the ordinary...
Being hunted down by a master-level lover all over the world, hiding for decades, how can there be a second such romantic love in this world
This romance is probably only comparable to being snatched up the mountain by Ruyi and given to Ruyi on the first day he came here...
After a while, Bai Su walked over from inside and said, "That senior is awake."
Li Yi looked at Old Xu and gave him an encouraging look.
Elder Xu took a deep breath, stood up, and walked inside.
Li Yi saw Ruyi and Ruoqing walking by.
Ruyi looked at him, and asked, "Why have I never heard of my husband's "Thirty-six Strategies for Picking Up Girls" or "Five Hundred Sentences of Love" by my husband? Those love words are all used by my husband Where's the..."
Li Yi was stunned.
Ruyi looked at Ruoqing and asked, "Have you heard about it, sister?"
"No." Ruoqing smiled and shook her head.
Ruyi looked at him and asked, "Could it be that Xianggong told all these love words to sister Zui Mo?"
Many people died in Cangzhou. Zui Mo felt that Li Mu was too young to stay here, so he took her back to Ruyi City very early. Li Yi couldn't argue for a while...
The conscience of heaven and earth, he is sincere to them at all times, and never uses these superficial things without any sincerity...
"Cough! What are you talking about, my lady? How could I favor one person over another? It's nothing..." Li Yi coughed lightly, and said, "Go and see the excitement, and bring me a handful of melon seeds..."
Mr. Xu has been puzzled for decades, and he has only learned the theory for a while, and it is difficult to apply it in practice. Li Yi is really worried that he will mess up the matter. The senior has already been seriously injured. A little stimulation, the consequences are unimaginable...
He was sitting on a stone chair on the other side of the yard, and he could see the room from here. He was eating melon seeds while paying close attention to the situation in the room.
In the room, the old woman was pale and lying on the bed. Mr. Xu walked over, put a quilt behind her, and helped her sit up.
Then he sat on the edge of the bed, neither of them looked at each other, and they were silent.
Li Yi's frequency of knocking melon seeds slowed down. After waiting for a while, he saw Mr. Xu took out something from his sleeve and said, "Do you want candy?"
Although it was far away, Li Yi could still see clearly.
It was a big white rabbit.
big white rabbit...
He said just now that women like surprises and romance. From time to time, you can give them a little something, and it doesn't need to be expensive to please them.
How did he understand the "little thing" as a big white rabbit
Li Yi thinks that he should give up. In fact, he and Yang Liuqing's uncle look more suitable...
However, what happened next completely developed in a direction he hadn't expected.
Veteran Xu handed her the white rabbit and asked, "Candy?"
The old woman leaning on the bed nodded and said, "Eat."
So Mr. Xu peeled off the candy wrapper, put the toffee into her mouth, and asked, "Is it sweet?"
The old woman nodded again: "Sweet."
Sweet, indeed sweet, the melon seeds in Li Yi's mouth tasted like dog food.
He vaguely understood a truth, all the routines and theories for picking up girls are all fake.
As long as Niu pretends to be you, there is no need for other tricks, even if you give her a piece of white rabbit is also a trick.
He suddenly remembered a sentence.
That day, I accidentally saw a book called "Yuanyangpa" in Miss Liu Er's room. There was a sentence written on it. He forgot the original words, but it probably meant that if a man really likes a woman, If you love Wu and Wu, you will like everything about her, even if it is something that is not good for others.
Conversely, the same is true when a woman likes a man.
In this age when thinking is still very feudal, the author of that book is truly a god-man who can write such thought-provoking philosophies...
Inside the room, the old woman looked at Elder Xu and asked, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"
"Yes." Mr. Xu thought for a while, looked into her eyes, sighed, and said, "I once had a sincere feeling in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. If God Give me a chance to start all over again..."
"Pooh!"
Li Yi spat out the melon seeds on the ground, couldn't listen anymore, turned and left.
Before leaving, he glanced back, the old woman was sitting there in a daze, with a moved face, tears in her eyes...
…
When Li Yi walked past Yang Liuqing and the old man, the old man was talking to her.
"It was beyond my expectation that you were able to capture these states in the northwest this time." The old man sighed and said, "I only hate that I didn't kill that beast at that time, and I, the Yang family, also It will not wither so far... "
Yang Liuqing lowered her head and remained silent.
The old man suddenly looked at her and asked: "People say that Fu'er was assassinated and died, is this true or not?"
Yang Liuqing looked at him, and after a while, she shook her head and said, "Yang Fu is still alive."
"Very good!"
The old man named Yang Wanli stood up and said: "I heard that you have the magic weapon of Jingguo's army. It is very simple to break through the wall and attack the city. Yang Ze has already turned his back on him. You gathered a large army and fought all the way from here to the imperial capital, isn't it? The Arabian Nights, when the time comes, punish those traitors and thieves, bring order out of the chaos, and put Fuer in power, only then will the country of Wu have a way out..."
Li Yi stopped in his footsteps and looked over.
Mr. Xu walked out of the room with a happy face, saw Li Yi's face, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Li Yi looked at him and said, "Think about what I just said to Mr. Xu."
Elder Xu asked puzzledly, "What are you thinking about?"
Li Yi sighed lightly: "It's better to bury it..."