Before time travel, Li Yi's world was at a time when time travel elements were very popular.
Whether it is a novel or a film and television work, they are scrambling to incorporate this element into it. The popularity is so high that everyone from eight-year-old children to eighty-year-old ladies probably knows what time travel means.
In the past, Li Yi also thought that if one day he also crossed over, if it was in a peaceful and prosperous age, he must be born in a family of officials. Among them, then rise up, occupy a hilltop, establish yourself as king, and bring a group of younger brothers down the mountain to snatch a few wives from the village...
Facts have proved that if you come out to hang out, you always have to pay it back.
Li Yi just yelled moderately, and this kind of thing really came to him.
What frightened Li Yi even more was that, if he heard correctly, those people said that it was their "Village Master" who was going to get married...
Thinking of some terrible possibility, Li Yilian's lips turned pale.
Could it be that that village owner actually likes masculinity
Li Yi has long heard that in ancient times, homosexuality, especially male homosexuality, was very popular, and it was called "Longyang's goodness". For Li Yi, who would rather die than bend, this is one of the most difficult things to accept .
Li Yi, who felt cold in his heart, felt it a little bit, and found that there was no discomfort in a certain part of his body, and he couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.
Fortunately, chastity is still there.
After carefully looking at his attire, Li Yi was stunned for a moment, then fell into deep thought again.
He was obviously wearing the groom's clothes... Could it be that the village owner is a small person
If it's Xiaoshou, then you can accept it... Xiaoshou can't do it either!
He's as straight as he can be—a straight man!
A dignified man and a man, he stands upright, unyielding!
Just when Li Yi's thoughts drifted to nowhere, the wooden door of the room made a soft "squeak" and closed gently again.
To Li Yi, the voice seemed to come from hell, and he shrank back into the wooden bed, and he didn't even dare to look up.
What he was most worried about was that when he looked up, he saw a burly man with a thick face, chest hair showing, and said to him shyly: "Sir, let's consummate the house quickly!"
"Hey, it's so disgusting..." Li Yi couldn't help but shuddered, and didn't dare to think about it anymore.
With light footsteps and getting closer, Li Yi could already smell a faint fragrance, which was very familiar, exactly the same as the smell on the sheets.
"Forget it, the big deal is death. Even if I die, I won't let him succeed!" Li Yi raised his head with grief and indignation, and was about to speak when he saw a figure in the room, his mouth was half opened, and his eyes widened suddenly , The words I wanted to say were also blocked in my throat.
The skin is creamy, the eyes are like autumn water, the nose is straight, the red lips are moist, and the white teeth are like jade...
The ancients always liked to use such words to describe beauties. Li Yi always believed that this was just a literary exaggeration technique, and in layman's terms it was bragging.
The skin is like fat, the eyes are like autumn water - the ancients seem to dare to use all kinds of words, who can't brag
Moreover, based on their aesthetics, the so-called beauties must be viewed with reservations by modern people.
Li Yi once saw photos of the imperial concubines of the Qing emperors on the Internet, and they were horrible. It is said that those concubines were selected from thousands of beautiful women. Li Yi doubted that after a long time, would those emperors What mental block...
But when this woman stood in front of him, Li Yi felt that no words of praise could be used too much for her.
She stood there quietly like that, her white skirt curled up, her hair was like clouds, and her figure was slender and graceful. Li Yi visually estimated that her height was at least 1.7 meters. With an appearance of about Mi Qiba, this woman's height alone is enough to make Li Yi unable to lift his head.
"you're awake."
The woman spoke lightly, her voice seemed to come from the clouds, it was clear and pleasant.
This is obviously nonsense.
Li Yi really wanted to say "Are you blind", but he swallowed the words again.
He is afraid of being beaten.
People under the eaves have to bow their heads, a man can bend and stretch, endure humiliation, endure hardships... After comforting himself a few words in his heart, Li Yi nodded in humiliation.
At that moment just now, he even had the urge to stun the beautiful woman in front of him and run away.
Although this body is a little weaker, Li Yi is still very confident in dealing with a weak woman.
But he was worried that as soon as he made any changes, a group of bandits would rush in from outside the door, just like today...
The burning pain on the lower abdomen has not been eliminated, Li Yi doesn't want to experience that kind of torture again.
"You can rest assured, I won't hurt you." The woman seemed to see Li Yi's thoughts, her lips parted slightly, and Li Yi heard the pleasant voice again.
If the opposite was a vicious bandit, Li Yi might be very happy when he heard this sentence, but when the sentence "Don't worry, I won't hurt you" came from a weak woman, Li Yi couldn't help but I felt a kind of personal insult.
How can a man endure...
Forget it, just insult it, it's better than seeing those bandits again... If it's some kind of injury, Li Yi can still accept it.
"During this time, you can stay in the stockade with peace of mind. If you want to study, let me know, and I will send someone to fetch it for you." The woman looked at Li Yi and said lightly: "In the days to come, In front of outsiders, you and I are treated as husband and wife, you can go around the stockade as much as you like, after a while, when the time comes, I will let you go."
"Husband... Husband and wife match?"
Li Yi stood there in a daze. It was only at this moment that he realized that he seemed to have made a mistake all along.
Could it be that the "Village Master" those people are talking about is the peerless beauty in front of him
In an instant, the image of the five-year-old and three-thick rough man conceived in Li Yi's mind was gradually blurring, replaced by an incomparably beautiful face, and the slim and graceful woman bowed to him and said softly: "Mr. , this concubine is polite..."
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!
Don't think about it, it's just a knock on the door.
The sudden sound brought Li Yi back from fantasy to reality, and then he saw that the wooden latch seemed to be broken by some impact, a woman with a bucket waist and a young man in his early twenties The man broke in from the door.
"Ruyi, who is he?"
Seeing Li Yi sitting on the bed with his clothes half undressed, the man's face changed suddenly, and he blurted out asking.