Seeing the young man pointing at him, with a look of bitterness and hatred on his face, as if he had picked his peaches, Li Yi was very depressed.
Dude, do we know each other
Do you need to put on such a face as soon as we meet, as if the peach he has been staring at for a long time has been picked by himself, we are not familiar with each other!
The beautiful woman ignored the young man, looked at the woman whose waist was as thick as a bucket, turned to Li Yi and said, "Master, let me introduce you as a concubine, this is the second aunt."
"Master!"
Hearing the name of the stunning beauty, the young man's expression changed suddenly, and he looked at Li Yi with a cold and stern look. When he saw his eyes, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
"Ruyi, you can't..." The young man was about to speak, but the woman named Ruyi turned cold and slapped the high mahogany table beside him with her palm.
"Why, do I still have to report to you when I do something?"
boom!
Under Li Yi's horrified gaze, the seemingly solid wooden table instantly fell apart, turning into wreckage all over the place.
The teacups, dishes and other porcelain on the table were also smashed together.
Seeing this scene, Li Yi's expression gradually became dull, and his outlook on life, worldview and values were somewhat subverted.
There was only one thought in his mind at this moment.
This Nima is filming a martial arts drama, right
Thinking that he wanted to subdue this woman and run away just now, Li Yi couldn't help but shivered, and silently moved a little towards the end of the bed.
Li Yi was not the only one who shivered like him, but also the very "strong" woman.
"Ruyi, you..." With a pale face, she pointed at the woman who just smashed the table and stood there as if nothing had happened. She was originally reprimanded, but now her tongue was tied and she couldn't speak.
"I wonder what advice Second Aunt has?" The woman clapped her hands casually, looked at her, and said calmly.
"You, you girl, how could you do such a thing, it's so humiliating..." The middle-aged woman blushed, halfway through speaking, seeing the woman's hand raised again, she couldn't help shivering, Hastily dragged the young man out of the room.
A palm can even shatter a wooden table, if it falls on her body, it will kill her!
The panicked footsteps were no longer heard, and the room fell silent for an instant.
"Don't know your husband's name yet?"
"Li... Li Yi." Li Yi took a deep breath and said.
After a while, a pleasant but emotionless voice reached Li Yi's ears again.
"It's getting late, my husband should go to bed earlier..."
The sound of light footsteps gradually faded away. After hearing the sound of closing the door, Li Yi looked up and found a faint shadow standing outside the door for a few seconds before the sound came.
"Concubine... Liu Ruyi."
…
…
After the woman left, there was no sound in the room except for the sound of some unknown insects.
Li Yi stared blankly at the simple roof. After a long time, he sighed and lay straight on the bed, but his eyes were not closed.
Although he is very tired now, Li Yi's nerves are not so strong that after going through so many things, he can still fall asleep regardless of everything...
The fire in the library, the unimaginable time travel, was almost caught and burned to death by an old man whom he didn't know, escaped by chance, and was captured by bandits again and became the villager, I don't know what will happen tomorrow...
Li Yi felt that if his experience could be written into a book, it would definitely sell well, but now he would not dare to write it even if he had ten guts. I won't praise him for his whimsical ideas, maybe he has to be roasted on the fire...
Forget it, I don't want to worry about it anymore, I feel tired.
The most urgent task is to find out what dynasty and where it is before making other plans.
There was nothing in his mind, without any memory of these things, and Li Yi had a lot of resentment for this little boy who left nothing for himself except this body.
However, no matter what, the traveler should always have the halo of the protagonist on his head, right
There is so much knowledge in his head that is hundreds of thousands of years ahead of the world. With his own ingenuity, are you afraid that you will not get along well
Not to mention being a marquis and worshiping a prime minister, being a high official is always easy, right
When the time comes to flourish, I will lead a few scumbags and molested women from good families on the street, living an incomparably unrestrained life, so very comfortable...
He lowered his head and thought for a while, and after a while, Li Yi's eyes were a little moist.
Imperial examination
He is an engineering student, he can't write stereotyped essays, he can't memorize the Four Books and Five Classics, and his major is not correct, so the imperial examination will definitely not work...
Make gunpowder
Although in later generations, the formula of gunpowder can be easily found on the Internet, but who the hell would look it up when they have nothing to do
With advanced scientific knowledge
Astronomy, geography, bioengineering, these things can't be explained even if Li Yi is very clear in his heart. Before crossing, he hadn't persuaded his mother to change the idea of letting him go on a blind date right away, let alone try to change the ancients.
It is estimated that it is more likely to be turned into a barbecue by then.
Li Yi found sadly that he seemed unable to change anything, and dared not change anything.
Just in the morning, he was still worrying about what to eat in the future. There was no grain of rice in the house, and the real family was destitute and poor... Li Yi suspected that the original owner of this body was starved to death.
It may be because he is not in the mood, he doesn't feel very hungry now, but he still has to face the problem of lack of food.
Looking up at the dilapidated roof, Li Yi sighed leisurely.
It’s fine if you haven’t crossed over to the rich man’s house, you have to worry about food and clothing anyway, but now it’s good, you can’t go back to the village, even the place where you live...
Huh!
Li Yi suddenly rolled over from the bed with a squid.
residence
Isn't it here now? Although it was a bit crude, it was much better than his previous house.
food
Just kidding, this is also worrying, will the bandits lack food? Since the beauty asked him to help, naturally she wouldn't starve to death.
wife
You don't have to be forced by your mother to go on a blind date, you don't have to buy a house or a car, and even though it's a door-to-door visit, your wife in name is not even as good as those big stars in later generations. Thinking about it this way, being a husband-in-law seems to be... Isn't it a bad thing
You don’t have to work so hard, you’re as tired as a dog every day, and you have to pinch your fingers when you get home to calculate how many years it will take to buy a house of your own with this meager salary…
house
My wife is the owner of the bandit village, and the whole mountain outside belongs to me!
Thinking of this, Li Yi suddenly became enlightened.
What is a first-class official residence
It's boring to seal the Marquis and pay homage to the Prime Minister!
I'm the man who wants to be the king of bandits!