Yu Jiatang was glued to that fat bird.
Qiao Jun watched with a sullen face wherever the black-footed cat went, and it followed the fat bird wherever it went.
"Mr. Qiao, the flock of birds you mentioned is in this room?" The person in charge of the community came to help catch those birds with his hands and tools.
Qiao Jun nodded and said, "Yes, there are at least a thousand of them. If it weren't for the size of my room, it would be a question of whether I could hold so many birds. I don't know where they all came from and how they got in." ?”
It is the first time that the person in charge has heard of such a thing. The greening of this community is very good, so it often attracts some birds to come over. Some residents complain or make suggestions, and they are all about bird droppings. He is the first This is the first time I encountered a flock of birds entering a resident's house.
Qiao Jun opened the door, pointed to the room, and was about to show it to the person in charge, but found that the room full of birds was now empty, and there was not even a pile of bird droppings left. Thousands of birds disappeared out of thin air!
"Mr. Qiao?" The person in charge looked at him suspiciously.
What about those birds
Qiao Jun went into the house and searched the inside but couldn't find the birds.
"Have you ever seen this kind of bird in the community? This is the kind of bird that gathered in this room before. It just disappeared suddenly for some reason." Qiao Jun pointed to his feet and wanted to move closer to the black-footed cat. fat bird.
The person in charge carefully looked at the fat bird. This kind of bird has an ordinary appearance, but its coat color, eyes, and beak are a bit strange. He can be sure that he has never seen this kind of bird.
He said: "I'm really sorry Mr. Qiao, this kind of bird should not be a bird in our community."
The species of birds in this community, as well as their approximate numbers, are all recorded. One is to avoid hunting, and the other is to protect the ecological environment.
"This is our mistake. We let strange birds enter the community, and I'll let people take them to other places and release them... But the flock of birds you're talking about?"
Qiao Jun frowned, thought for a while, and then said: "The birds are missing now, and I didn't take any pictures and videos before, so I can only wait for them to appear again before I notify you to capture them."
The person in charge doesn't really believe that there will be such a large flock of birds in the community, and they even entered the residents' rooms, but with Mr. Qiao's personality and identity, there is no need to tell such a lie, and there are indeed more strange species in the community of birds.
"That's fine, if you find anomalies, keep the evidence, and then notify us in time..."
Yu Jiatang and Qiao Jun watched those people take the fat bird away. After closing the door, Yu Jiatang turned around and saw a bird that was exactly the same as the fat bird in terms of coat color and body shape.
Brother Tian raised his paws to pull the bird off its head, but the fat bird was able to avoid Brother Tian's claws flexibly every time, flew up a little, and then landed steadily on Brother Tian's head.
Qiao Jun is not a self-deceiving person, and likewise, he will not jump to conclusions easily.
The bizarre incident in front of him made Qiao Jun have many guesses in his mind. The most likely one is... From yesterday to now, the birds he saw were not "real", or in other words, they were the original birds in the real world. No.
The fat bird stayed on Brother Tian's head for a while, then flew to a place three or four meters away from Yu Jiatang and landed, chirping at him from time to time.
Yu Jiatang stood in front of Qiao Jun intentionally or unintentionally, walking back and forth, his tail thumping on the floor, which meant that he seemed to be leisurely at the moment but was on guard all over his body, and issued a warning to the fat bird not far away.
After this fat bird was added to the house, the previous "Dianbai" never appeared again, and the other birds did not appear again, and the sound of insects singing near the house in the original community disappeared without a trace.
This reminded Qiao Jun of the setting of Xingluo Bird in his book - Xingluo has a bird king, with a fierce nature, where no insects grow, and no birds are close.
"It seems that it hasn't gone out for half a month, and it hasn't eaten anything. If it didn't have a fight with Brother Tian in the morning, I doubt if it is a live bird." Qiao Jun cut the steak and pushed it to Yu Jiatang. before.
In order to prevent the black-footed cat from getting black pepper sauce and the like on its fur, Qiao Jun specially made a small napkin for it and tied it around his chest.
Brother Tian is too big to eat at the table like Yu Jiatang. He can only eat the ribs while looking up at the steak meat on his plate.
Yu Jiatang pretended not to see Brother Tian's eyes, and replied with a groan: "This guy is very weird, and it's not unusual for anything to happen to him."
Two days ago, Yu Jiatang saw a magazine in Qiao Jun's study, which had serialized Qiao Jun's novels.
The fat bird at home is very similar to the "Xing Luo Bird" in the novel except for its coat color.
It was as if he had walked out of a novel, and then pinched his own "face" again.
Qiao Jun couldn't understand Yu Jiatang's cry, but he liked to communicate with it. Every time he talks to the black-footed cat, it always gives him a sense of familiarity that he has done with it countless times. But in fact, he and the black-footed cat have only been together for more than half a month.
"I'm on a business trip today, the three of you stay at home and don't fight, especially when eating and sleeping."
"I have already hired someone to take care of you in advance. If I receive complaints, don't blame me for coming back to close your little black room and squatting at the keyboard."
Yu Jiatang licked his mouth, squinted at the golden retriever and fat bird next to him, didn't make a sound, just walked lazily and gracefully back to his exclusive position on the sofa in the living room, lay down on his side, and pressed the remote control accurately with his paws on the switch.
Every day at noon, he would watch the cute pet channel, watching those stupid dogs and cats showing off their stupidity.
"I don't know if you have heard of the recent case of killing cats and dogs in City A? I heard that dozens of high-end pet cats and dogs have died, some of which are worth more than one million. The director of the victimized cats and dogs jointly signed the Pet Rights Protection Association. The animal victimization task force of the police hopes that the police will solve the case as soon as possible and bring the perpetrators to justice."
The sound of the TV was not low, and Qiao Jun could hear it clearly from the dining table. He glanced at the sofa.
I saw the black-footed cat flicking its tail and unconsciously scratching its front paws on the cat mat, but there was no reaction on Mao's face.
But Qiao Jun, who had been living with this cat for some time, knew very well that this was a manifestation of the black-footed cat's anger.
He put down the knife and fork, went to sit next to the black-footed cat, reached out and stroked its ears and forehead, scratched its chin with his fingers, and combed its hair.
The host was still talking about some of the perpetrator's modus operandi she learned from the police, and reminded many shit-shoveling officers to try not to leave their pets alone at home.
Qiao Jun took out his phone and wanted to send a text message to Secretary Xue to temporarily cancel today's trip, and wait for the case to be solved before going on a business trip.
Yu Jiatang raised one paw to hold his hand, and the other nimbly slid to the left on the phone interface, canceling the sending of the text message.
"Hei Ni, there is a bird of unknown origin at home. With this case in mind, I don't worry about leaving you and Brother Tian at home." Qiao Jun picked up the black-footed cat and put it on his lap, stretching out his big hand towards it naturally. belly.
Yu Jiatang calmly clapped his hand away, no matter what Qiao Jun said, he did not agree with Qiao Jun delaying work and staying at home.
Brother Tian finished his meal, ran to Qiao Jun to have fun, and wanted to pull off the cat lying lazily on his lap.
"Don't make trouble, you haven't gone out for a walk today, it's not safe outside now, there is a gym at home, you can run on the treadmill for a while by yourself."
Qiao Jun turned on the treadmill with the remote control, and there was soothing and soft music playing on it.
As soon as Brother Tian heard the music, he knew what it meant, and walked to the gym with three steps and three heads.
Qiao Jun also thought that Brother Tian was much smoother today than before. In the past, this lazy guy would not go for a run without discussing with him for an hour.
As soon as he finished praising Brother Sweet in his heart, he saw the big dog skidded on one of its soles very skillfully when going down the steps, fell to the ground, grinning, the dog had an extremely painful expression on its face, as if it was not only a few centimeters away "Falling" on a small high step, it's like breaking a leg.
I don't know how Brother Tian did it. He stretched the hind legs that were kicking on the fat bird just now and became stiff. His eyes glistened with water and he glanced at Qiao Jun who was looking this way. The black-footed cat with an indifferent face screamed twice, and dragged its "injured leg" tragically towards the gym.
Qiao Jun: "..."
Yu Jiatang only felt that his eyes were wide open.
Qiao Jun rested his forehead with a headache, then waved to Brother Tian, signaling him not to run away.
As a seasoned veteran, of course, Brother Tian couldn't reveal his secrets immediately, and dragged his "injured leg" to crawl to Qiao Jun and lie down.
Until Qiao Jun packed his things and went out, Brother Tian dragged his "injured leg" to see him off.
Yu Jiatang had nothing to say about a dog with a strange painting style like Brother Tian, so he simply didn't go to see his performance. After watching Qiao Jun drive away, Yu Jiatang closed the door with his hind legs, and then held the card of the house security system in his mouth. , jump to the height of the card reader, swipe on it, and turn on the security system protection mode.
Brother Tian looks at the black-footed cat admiringly. Since its previous owner passed away, it has not had any high-intensity training. In addition to its fat body, the dog's jumping ability is much worse than that of cats. If you want to imagine a black-footed cat Similarly, it is simply impossible to jump to the height of the card reader and swipe the card accurately.
After Yu Jiatang landed, the fat bird of the younger brother No. 2 immediately picked up the security system card he dropped on the ground, and put it in its original box.
Seeing Fat Bird winking, Yu Jiatang rarely raised his paw to touch its head.
Brother Tian opened his eyes wide and watched Brother Cat touch the fat bird. After realizing it, he stopped doing it immediately and yelled at the fat bird angrily.
Fat Bird's most annoying thing in this house is the big golden retriever, and suddenly one big and one small started barking at each other.
Because Qiao Jun had explained before leaving, Brother Tian yelled for a long time without moving his claws or mouth.
Yu Jiatang could roughly understand the cries of the two of them. The fat bird was threatening the golden retriever, "Call again, I will call thousands of younger brothers to peck you to death!".
Brother Tian couldn't understand Fat Bird's cry, but he could feel the other party's bad intentions, so he also yelled, "Do you know who my boss is? It's Brother Cat! You won't spit hair if you eat it every minute !"
Yu Jiatang took a deep breath and decided to ignore the two mentally handicapped and go to sleep in the afternoon.