It was Yu Jiatang who suggested sending Brother Tian and Fat Bird away before. In fact, at that time, Yu Jiatang wanted Qiao Jun to avoid it too, lest any changes in the TR in his body would infect Qiao Jun and the others.
Qiao Jun directly rejected Yu Jiatang's suggestion, and only agreed to send Brother Tian and Fat Bird away.
It's just that Fat Bird didn't want to leave, and followed them back halfway.
"What do you want to eat today?" Qiao Jun asked while picking up the black-footed cat.
He seldom goes to work in the company now, and mostly handles work emails at home, and Secretary Xue sends important documents to his home for processing.
The reworked version of "TR" has been submitted, and Qiao Jun and the editor have discussed the serialization of the magazine and stopped it for a while. Qiao Jun planned to wait for Heini to recover before talking about the manuscript.
He hardly writes now. Because no one knows which story, or which plot, which character, or even which description, etc. he wrote will become a real existence in reality.
A few days ago, Qiao Jun went to a commercial building and saw a company he had written in a novel appear in reality. The characters in the company may not be exactly the same, but many places are consistent with the description in the novel.
This happened next to Qiao Jun and was met by him. If there were "phenomena" in other places, or even abroad, Qiao Jun would not be able to know all about them.
When Officer Lu and Qiao Jun talked about this matter, they were much more optimistic. He said: "The 'phenomena' we know so far have all appeared around you, the author of the original work. around."
Qiao Jun felt that his statement was reasonable, but he still had to prepare for the worst.
Yu Jiatang was tired of eating vegetable porridge these days, and wanted to eat noodles, so he said, "You can make me a bowl of clear soup ramen."
Qiao Jun has never made ramen, and there are strict technical requirements for making ramen. But Yu Jiatang wanted to eat, so Qiao Jun had no choice but to fight.
The place where they live now is in the urban area, and it is easy to find a ramen shop. Qiao Jun spent a whole morning teaching him to barely make a bowl of ramen.
This is because he has a good foundation in making noodles. If he really doesn't know how to make noodles, the cats and birds in the house will be hungry today.
Most of the soup in the ramen restaurant was made from beef and beef bones, and Yu Jiatang couldn't eat it. Qiao Jun made a vegetarian soup for him when he went home, and then cooked ramen.
Although it doesn't smell as good as beef ramen, it tastes good. Yu Jiatang has a bad appetite these days, so he ate up the whole bowl.
Qiao Jun made snacks and fruit products for Yu Jiatang in different ways, as well as various vegetarian food, pasta, porridge and rice, etc. After two months of raising him like this, when Yu Jiatang weighed himself on a whim, not only did the numbers on it not change because he was vegetarian. Reduced, but increased by half compared to before!
"Big Joe!" Yu Jiatang opened his mouth and shouted.
Hearing his call, Qiao Jun hurriedly ran out of the kitchen wiping his hands with a towel, "What's the matter, baby?"
Yu Jiatang pointed to the numbers displayed on the electronic scale, and asked Qiao Jun with disbelief in his eyes: "Is the electronic scale at home broken? Why have I gained so much weight?"
The average weight of this population of black-footed cats is 1.6 kg, about 3.2 catties. Yu Jiatang has changed from a thin cat with malnutrition to an overweight cat of 4 catties or 5 catties now.
"The scale must be broken. How could I become so fat after taking vegetarian diet for two months!" Yu Jiatang felt that this was too unscientific.
"What brand is the electronic scale you bought? Is it a new type of scale that was released recently? It is said that the old version of the electronic scale will have a large error when the weigher is too light."
Qiao Jun looked at the numbers on the scale, remained silent for a long time, and then explained, "Hei Ni, I bought this scale from Trader Joe's. The quality is definitely acceptable, and the model is the smartest. There will be no serious errors."
In other words - Hei Ni, you are really fat.
Yu Jiatang didn't want to accept this fact, so he turned around and ran to lie down on the sofa behind the pillow. I have been thinking all afternoon how he got so fat.
Obviously he is only a vegetarian, and he has to compete with Fat Bird every day, and the exercise step counting on the tablet is also the first every day, how can he gain so much weight
After weighing himself, Yu Jiatang actively started exercising. Every day during Qiao Jun's work, he didn't go to make trouble. He just went to the gym at home with a cat, running, and jumping on the shelf. All the sports are done.
After persisting for half a month, the fat and fat on Yu Jiatang's body were gone, but they had turned into flexible muscles, and the weight was not lost at all.
"Heini, I'm going out for a while. You stay at home and don't go anywhere. I'll come back at noon and cook for you."
Before Yu Jiatang had time to ask him where he was going, Qiao Jun packed his things and went out.
As soon as Qiao Jun left, the whole house became much quieter in an instant.
"Fat Bird, come here, what's the name of that TV series you recommended to me two days ago?" Yu Jiatang beckoned his younger brother to watch TV with him.
"Chi Chi Chi Chi!" It's not TV, it's a movie.
Yu Jiatang searched the TV network and found the movie recommended by Fat Bird. A cat and a bird were watching it on the sofa when the phone in the living room rang suddenly.
"When I'm not at home, you don't have to answer anyone who calls home. People who are really in a hurry and can't get through to home will definitely call my private mobile phone."
This was what Qiao Jun had repeatedly told Yu Jiatang and Tian Ge, Fat Bird. There were three mature pets at home, and Qiao Jun had many things to worry about every day.
The most important thing is to guard against bad guys.
Yu Jiatang followed Qiao Jun's instructions and didn't answer the phone, and the ringing stopped after a few times.
Unexpectedly, within a few minutes, the phone rang again.
Yu Jiatang still didn't answer, this time, the phone rang continuously.
Yu Jiatang was able to sit still, but the fat bird next to him was annoyed by the ringing of the phone. It flew to the living room phone, and directly pressed the phone off with its bird claw.
After the close button is pressed, the call cannot be made, and any calls cannot be made in the same way.
"Fat Bird, you turn off the phone, what if Da Qiao calls us and can't come in?"
Yu Jiatang paused the movie, ran to the phone, and was about to turn on the off button, when the phone rang again, scaring Yu Jiatang and Fat Bird a few meters away, one hid above the chandelier, and the other hid behind the trash can , poking around to look at the phone.
The phone, which had been turned off, was still ringing non-stop, and the ringing was louder and louder!
Yu Jiatang felt chills down his spine, he didn't make a sound, and directly spent the system's gold points to communicate with Fat Bird with consciousness, "Fat Bird! Did you see me open the close button just now?"
"No Brother Cat! I can see clearly, you didn't open it!"
This special meow also saw a ghost.
Could it be that the phone is broken
Yu Jiatang stabilized his mood and breathing, then walked cautiously towards the ringing phone.
There was nothing unusual until he pressed the connect button.
After the call was connected, a familiar male voice came from inside.
"Is it Heini? Baby, open the door for me. I forgot to bring my card. I can't come in now."
This is Qiao Jun's voice.
When the fat bird heard it, all of its feathers suddenly exploded, as if there was some monster hidden in the phone, it chirped desperately towards the phone.
Yu Jiatang also felt that something was wrong, but the voice on the phone was indeed Qiao Jun's.
"Didn't you say you won't be back until noon? Why did you come back early?"
The voice on the other side of the phone explained: "Things went relatively smoothly. I wanted to come back early to cook for you, so I didn't participate in the following activities and came back early."
"It's too hot today, it's thirty-nine degrees outside, it's almost roasting people, I'm sweating all over now, Hei Ni, please open the door for me first, I'll tell you what happened to me today when I get home …”
Yu Jiatang felt more and more strange—
Qiao Jun rarely sweats, unless there are special circumstances, no matter how hot the weather is, he will not be covered in sweat.
"Wait a minute, I'll look for where the key card is."
Yu Jiatang hung up the phone with a "snap".
Fat Bird called out immediately: "Brother Cat! Don't open the door for it! That's not Big Joe!"
Yu Jiatang took two steps back and forth, looked at the fat bird and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense, of course I know it's not Da Qiao."
"But the crux of the matter now is that the thing outside wants to come in."
"And I have a hunch that the other party is an enemy rather than a friend, and nine out of ten have bad intentions."
Fat Bird asked: "Then what should we do now, Brother Cat, do you know what that thing is outside?"
Yu Jiatang looked at it with mentally retarded eyes: "You ask me how do I know?"
"I can't open the door for it anyway."
As soon as Yu Jiatang finished speaking, the phone rang again.
When he connected again this time, although the voice on the other side still sounded very similar to Qiao Jun, it was obviously "changed" because of anger.
"Heini, why don't you open the door for me? Do you want me to die of heat outside?"
Yu Jiatang glanced at the weather information displayed on the tablet and asked it: "Are you really at the door? Why didn't I see you on the display? Are you sick? The temperature is only over 20 degrees today, not hot at all. Ah, it should rain lightly outside later.”
The voice on the phone was silent for a long time.
"I'm right in front of the house."
"It's coming in now."
Yu Jiatang's heart tightened suddenly, and he subconsciously looked in the direction of the door.
"Mr. Qiao, what are you buying these things for?" Police officer Lu watched as Qiao Jun didn't care about money at all, and bought all the gold, silver and jade pieces in this antique shop, regardless of size and variety, and bought everything he liked.
Qiao Jun took advantage of the fact that the owner of the antique shop was talking to the clerk in the shop, and quietly motioned Police Officer Lu to look at an ancient painting in the shop.
"Do you have any impression of this painting?"
Officer Lu was about to say that he had no impression, when he suddenly lost his voice and looked at the painting.
There's really nothing special about this painting. What attracted Qiao Jun and Police Officer Lu was the artist's signature.
Master Nine Ying.
This is a character that appeared in one of Qiao Jun's horror stories.
At that time, the protagonist also found the painting of Master Jiuying in an antique shop, so based on the information on the painting, he found the residence of Master Jiuying and asked him to help solve a series of problems.
"This is too..." Terrible.
Before Police Officer Lu could say the last half of the sentence, Qiao Jun's cell phone rang.
Qiao Jun waved to him, then took the phone to the side and picked it up.
"Heini, what's the matter? I'll go back later, if you're hungry, you can..."
"Big Joe! Help!"