"Are you stupid?" They didn't care about his asking for money, but they took his wallet!
With half of his swollen face on his face, Qiao Jun wanted to smile at the cat in his arms, but every movement of his facial muscles hurt him so much that he gasped.
Yu Jiatang patted his uninjured side with his paw: "You better stop laughing." It was scary.
Qiao Jun held his paw and kissed it, "Why did you run away from home? Worried about me? What about the Zerg? Was it eaten by the fat bird?"
Yu Jiatang felt that although there were not many passengers in this car, they were all weird, and they were not clingy to Qiao Jun, so he curled up and curled up in Qiao Jun's arms, lest he continue to make any intimate moves.
"After you hung up the phone, I ran out to find you. The zerg couldn't beat the fat bird, so it was stopped by the fat bird."
"Didn't you say that you were about to arrive in the community before? Why did you get on the special car for the soul in a blink of an eye?"
"Could all the passengers in this car be..."
Qiao Jun hastily let out a "shh-".
Yu Jiatang communicated with him with consciousness, and heard him say: "No one in this car is human except me."
Yu Jiatang: "..."
So how do you know you are human now
Seeing the cat's eyes, Qiao Jun explained, "You see, I bleed and hurt, and my body is warm. How could I not be human? You're thinking too much."
Yu Jiatang retracted his gaze. He could get on this car with a cat. Obviously, this car is not so strict when it comes to pulling passengers, and it probably depends on luck.
Just as he was thinking, there was a sudden loud noise outside the car—a huge bat in front of him slammed into the window of the car. It failed once, and then hit it two or three times. Finally, he was killed alive, and then fell into the black abyss.
Yu Jiatang's pupils shrank, and he almost pressed his hairy face against the window next to his seat to see what was going on outside.
The originally good stone road disappeared at some point!
The car was floating in midair out of thin air, and underneath was a black abyss that could not be seen to the bottom.
Still have this kind of operation? Yu Jiatang felt that he had raised his posture again.
"Passengers, don't panic. It is common for magical creatures to attack in the passageway of the station door. According to natural science, most creatures seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and the same is true for strange beasts. We have to believe in science. They see If you can't break the window, you will take a detour to avoid us."
Some passengers on the bus all said that they should believe in science like Lao Wang, and a kind-hearted old lady in a shroud who always smiled said: "Yes, when I was alive, my grandson often told me not to be feudal and superstitious." , Believe in scientific knowledge!"
The only living cat and human in the car commented: "…"
The aisle at the station door looked endless, but actually it only took a few minutes to pass. During this period, the car was attacked by a swarm of bats once, a stone formation twice, and a swarm of soul-devouring beasts.
Yu Jiatang deeply felt that the body of the soul-delivery car was incomparably awesome, and after so many attacks, there was no trace left on it.
Not a single crack in the glass window.
"The terminal is here. Passengers, please get off from the back door in an orderly manner. Don't rush or push to avoid stampede..."
Before the flight attendant finished speaking, he heard a passenger yelling angrily: "Who pushed me, can't you work harder, my arm fell off!"
"Let's make room, I want to get rid of my skin. I was accidentally rubbed off a layer just now. Now I feel like I have no clothes on..."
"The young man is really good at joking, how could he lose his face? My grandson said to believe in science. What you said is really unscientific." The old lady in a shroud said with a smile: "Young people nowadays are really... more thoughtful than an old woman like me. lag behind..."
Qiao Jun wittily sat on the seat with the cat in his arms, planning to take the cat down after the group of passengers who "believe in science" got off the bus.
"Ahead is Master Jiuying's residence. We can only take you here." Lao Wang and the flight attendant stopped after seeing the passengers for a while.
"We have already contacted Master Jiuying in advance, and he will arrive soon. Don't worry, everyone, call if you need anything." Old Wang shook the things in his hand.
"Hey, Lao Wang, when did you change your phone?" the flight attendant yelled, "This is a new smart phone from Dahua Company, and each one costs several thousand. How many years have you kept this private house?"
Other passengers also took out their communication tools to leave their contact numbers, only Qiao Jun and Yu Jiatang were the clear stream among the passengers, standing beside them without speaking.
Even the old lady in shroud took out a smart phone: "My grandson asked a Taoist priest to give me this (burned) a few days ago, as well as a house and a car. My grandson is very filial."
"Then you are living so well, why do you still want to find Master Jiuying?" A passenger asked. All the ghosts who came to find Master Jiuying in the special car were mostly lonely and wild ghosts who couldn't get along, or were ashamed, and really didn't want to stay in this world any longer, so they wanted Master to help save them.
The old lady in shroud sighed: "I can't go, I don't know why, I can only stay near my grandson, my grandson got married in the past two years, and the grandson's daughter-in-law was found to be pregnant again, just because I was at home, I almost lost my little great-granddaughter, so I can't leave..."
Unless it is absolutely necessary, or desperate, or desperate, even a lonely ghost would like to stay in the world for a few more days. After dying once, I am more afraid of "die" the second time.
"Master Jiuying is here!"
Yu Jiatang suddenly heard a passenger shout.
He looked over with Qiao Jun, and saw a boy about five or six years old in a white toga walking towards him.
The boy looks very delicate and cute, and there is a little fire mark between his brows, which adds a bit of mystery to him.
Yu Jiatang was shocked. He quickly communicated with Qiao Jun. Is this the expert you described
Qiao Jun: Yes, but this is not the same as what I wrote! I didn't describe Master Jiuying's appearance at all, let alone describe him as a five or six-year-old child.
Yu Jiatang: ...that is, when the character "Master Nine Ying" appeared in reality, he pinched his own face and set up this image.
"I'm on vacation today, and I have a lot of homework to do. If you want, you can stay here for one night, and I'll transform you again tomorrow." Master Jiuying said with a serious face.
Passengers expressed that they were not in a hurry. The place where Master Jiuying lives is definitely not ordinary, and it is definitely not a bad thing for them to stay an extra night.
"What about you?" Master Jiuying turned to look at Yu Jiatang and Qiao Jun, "I can agree if you want me to help, but you also know that elementary school students are very busy now, and there are make-up classes after classes, and There are various exercises and paper rolls to be done, I will do my homework today, and I will give it to them tomorrow, I am afraid that I will have time to go out with you only after the seven-day long vacation next week."
Both Yu Jiatang and Qiao Jun obviously didn't expect that Master Jiuying also needed to do homework, and they were a little confused about the current situation.
Yu Jiatang is also a cat who has done many tasks, so he calmed down quickly: "Then let's stay here for a few more days."
Master Jiuying frowned and thought about it, then looked at Yu Jiatang and said, "You can."
"He can't."
Qiao Jun was puzzled: "Why can't I?"
"Because there are not so many rooms at home. I prefer cats to stay than you." Master Jiuying made no secret of his cat control attributes.
Before Yu Jiatang said anything, Qiao Jun smiled: "It's simple, Hei and I just live in one room. We are used to sleeping together every day. He can't sleep at night without me."
Master Jiuying looked at Yu Jiatang in amazement: "You are... wait, aren't you mature? Both of you are male, no, you are both male, wouldn't it be strange to sleep together?"
Qiao Jun immediately kissed Yu Jiatang's nose several times, and then showed a connotative smile to Master Jiuying :)
"understand?"
Even the ghosts and people nodded: understand.
Yu Jiatang pushed Qiao Jun's swollen face away with a paw: "It's really presumptuous, cats don't want to lose face?"
Master Jiuying lived in a large single-family wooden villa, and there was a handsome butler in a tuxedo waiting to greet him at the door.
But what surprised Yu Jiatang was that he couldn't smell any living person from the housekeeper.
"This is Amu, the puppet I made out of spirit wood, and usually helps me with chores." Master Jiuying explained.
Yu Jiatang and Qiao Jun were arranged in the largest guest room that night.
Because none of the passengers sent by the special bus this time can do elementary school Mathematical Olympiads. Except Yu Jiatang and Qiao Jun.
Master Jiuying was doing calculations on the draft paper according to the idea given by Yu Jiatang, and asked the cat next to him if it was right to do so from time to time.
It wasn't until ten o'clock in the evening that I finished a math paper.
Yu Jiatang was also a little tired: "What kind of elementary school did you go to? Why do you have to do such difficult questions at such a young age? You didn't participate in some math competition. Your other classmates also did this kind of papers?"
Master Jiuying waved his hands tiredly: "I'm going to get off work after the class I signed up for, and my parents said that I want to win at the starting line..."
Yu Jiatang: "..." You are already a master at the age of five or six. Doesn't that count as winning at the starting line? Do you have to solve the Mathematical Olympiad
Qiao Jun didn't have a chance to get close to Yu Jiatang at home, and he didn't expect that it would be more convenient to go to someone else's house.
There are so many non-human beings living in the house, and everyone has different sleeping habits, which will inevitably affect each other. Therefore, Master Jiuying has placed enchantments outside each room, and even if he listens to heavy metal music inside, there will be no movement.
Qiao Jun quarreled with Yu Jiatang for most of the night, and finally Yu Jiatang couldn't survive the night and was too sleepy, so he hid under the bed and fell asleep.
When Yu Jiatang woke up the next day, Master Jiuying was already saving those passengers. Some of them disappeared and reincarnated after being saved, while others suddenly regretted and chose to stay in the world and left here.
When the shroud old lady was being saved, the always optimistic and always smiling old lady burst into tears and asked tremblingly, "Master, can I see my grandson again?"
There was a moment of silence.
The other passengers who were waiting to be transformed silently looked at Master Jiuying, as if they were the ones who were waiting for the result.
Master Jiuying said: "I can let you see him, but the spell will also make him perceive you, which may have an impact on his mental emotions..."
The old lady cried and did not answer, but her gradually transparent body has already told others her choice.
Looking at this scene, Yu Jiatang couldn't help but think of the old lady's previous sentence "I can't go...".
A simple sigh, in retrospect, makes people feel extremely uncomfortable.