Yu Jiatang contacted Fat Bird before going back, these days he will be with Fat Bird and Brother Tian no matter how much he flirts
Fat Bird's form of fighting Zerg that day was the shrunken form of Xingluo Bird King. The real original form was so big that it could block the sky and block out the sun, and it was a waste of energy. Usually, it turned into a fat bird to avoid consuming unnecessary energy.
This bird pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, when it didn't meet the Zerg, looked scared and trembling, and it was like getting blood from a chicken when it went out. The Zerg couldn't escape in the end, because the star Luo bird Wang has the ability to teleport through the air.
The fat bird chirped and chirped at the tablet.
Yu Jiatang's face was full of black lines when he heard that, this guy felt sorry for the Zerg that was killed by it so thoroughly that there was no ashes left, so he couldn't eat it, and said that the original form of the Zerg looked delicious.
"Da Qiao and I will be going back soon." Yu Jiatang said.
Fat Bird blinked, as if he didn't understand what he meant by emphasizing this point.
"Show me what your house looks like."
Fat Bird was visibly stunned.
Then the screen flickered, and the window was directly closed by Fat Bird.
Yu Jiatang: "..."
This is to clean up the house
The next day the courier car still didn't come, but the driver Lao Wang contacted Jiuying.
"Master, the special car can't go to your side these days."
"I don't know what's going on. Many of those lonely ghosts have disappeared recently, including the guests who made an appointment with us in advance to take a car. When we went to pick them up, we didn't find those ghosts."
"I was lectured by the superiors all day yesterday, and I was released today. What a ghost, I am a sports car driver, and Xiaoyan is a ticket seller. It is none of our business that those ghosts disappeared."
Yuan Tuantuan really wanted to remind Lao Wang that he was a ghost, but he was very troubled by his tone and still kept silent.
"In that case, I'm going to go out with Mr. Qiao recently. I may not have time to transform the undead. If you have guests from your side who contact you, ask them to wait."
"Okay, master, don't worry, I will convey it to them."
Qiao Jun made an appointment with Police Officer Lu to meet him in the neighborhood where he lived. The day before the meeting, Qiao Jun took Yu Jiatang and Master Jiuying back to the community together, Fat Bird waited for a long time before opening the door for them.
After entering, Qiao Jun looked at the messy room and remained silent for a long time.
The fat bird chirped: "Big Joe, don't keep silent, I'm flustered when you're like this."
Qiao Jun glanced at it expressionlessly, then took out his phone and contacted the cleaning company.
Because the house was too messy, Qiao Jun called a few cleaners, and they cleaned up together for two hours before returning to the way Qiao Jun was before he left home.
When Fat Bird saw that Qiao Jun was angry, he immediately hid behind Yu Jiatang.
Qiao Jun pointed at the fat bird for a long time, then looked at it for the last time, and then at Yu Jiatang, without saying anything, and endured it.
After all, Fat Bird killed the zerg before, which was considered a great achievement, and demolishing the house or something, forget it this time.
Officer Lu came the next day with his friend named Yuxiang.
Police Officer Lu has a solid body, but his height and appearance are only in the ordinary category, while the Yuxiang next to him, whose appearance is comparable to a celebrity model, is very outstanding.
"This is Yuxiang. We just met recently. Although he looks handsome and looks like a celebrity, he is actually the little brother who sells aquatic products in the vegetable market near my house."
"I like to eat the scallops sold by his family the most. The soup is especially delicious."
After Officer Lu's introduction, he turned his head and found that Yu Xiang had been standing near the door. Although she was smiling, she always seemed ready to escape at any time.
"What are you doing standing so far away?"
Officer Lu followed his line of sight and saw... the black-footed cat lying at Qiao Jun's feet lazily patting the ground with its tail.
It suddenly dawned on me.
"Don't be afraid, Hei Ni is very picky and won't eat a fish as big as you." He smiled as he spoke, "And I heard from Teacher Qiao that it can't eat meat now, or it will... Anyway, don't worry , it can only be vegetarian."
As a member of the Special Case Team, Police Officer Lu naturally has a way to identify a demon like Yuxiang who became a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, or some spirits. He knew from the beginning that Yuxiang was a fish spirit.
After hearing this, Yuxiang breathed a sigh of relief, but she still felt a little nervous when she met the black-footed cat's eyes.
When Yu Jiatang was exposed, he glared at Police Officer Lu with dissatisfaction.
Including Qiao Jun, there was no normal person or animal in this room, and the race mix was quite weird.
Before police officer Lu met Master Jiuying himself, he always thought it was a bit unbelievable that the other party was a five or six-year-old child. After seeing him, he was still shocked, but he quickly accepted the fact.
Yuan Tuantuan looks like a cute and cute bun, but he has a very special temperament, and his eyes are not cloudy and cloudy like ordinary people's. His eyes... are clearly black and white. To a pool of clear water, calm without waves.
"Mr. Qiao, Master, this is the abnormality of Qin Guanghuayuan we have observed these days. Erye Qiao is not in danger. The spirit body that looks like Zhou Yun just stays near Erye Qiao and refuses to leave, but he didn't do anything." Do anything to endanger him."
On the black player screen, Second Master Qiao leaned against the bedside to read a book after washing up. After reading for a while, he gradually fell asleep. The book in his hand slipped onto the carpet, and the bedside lamp was left on.
After a while, after Second Master Qiao fell asleep, a figure like a layer of black mist appeared in the room, picked up the book on the floor and put it next to the pillow, pressed the corner of the quilt for Second Master Qiao, and closed the door. After turning on the bedside lamp, she sat by his bed and stared at him for a while before disappearing.
"Zhou Yun and Qiao Erye have a good relationship?"
Qiao Jun had doubts about this matter at the beginning, but later found out that his second uncle and this Zhou Yun really had a relationship.
Qiao Erye is indifferent in the relationship between men and women, but it's not that he hasn't liked anyone for so many years. He once had a secret lover when he was in school, and he only got along with him for a short month. After that, he broke up for some reason, and never seen.
That person later married and had a son, and his son was Zhou Yun.
Zhou Yun's parents left early, they were able to get ahead, and they suffered a lot. When Second Master Qiao knew that he existed, he had already dropped out of school. Later, Second Master Qiao had been in contact with Zhou Yun, and he had watched Zhou Yun grow up.
Second Master Qiao acted a bit evil when he was young, and Zhou Yun followed him... In this respect, he is considered the best. Second Master Qiao taught him a few times, but he didn't change his temperament. Later, he treated him a lot less.
Qiao Jun briefly mentioned a few words, but he didn't go into detail because it involved the old uncle's past, he just said that Zhou Yun was the son of Qiao Erye's old friend.
"So that's the case." Officer Lu nodded.
"So the question now is whether to prevent Zhou Yun from approaching Second Master Qiao anytime and anywhere, or Mr. Qiao, to find a way for Second Master Qiao to change his residence."
Without waiting for others to answer, Yu Xiang suddenly said, "It's better for Master Qiao to stay with this spirit body."
Yu Jiatang raised her head and meowed at him.
Yu Xiang's face froze, and he explained according to Brother Mao's intention: "You don't know, recently, not only us who have become spirits before and after the founding of the country, but also those ghosts who have not entered reincarnation, have encountered a big trouble."
"If it wasn't for this trouble, I would still be in the river right now."
"I have a younger generation who came ashore a few years ago and recently lost contact with his fellow clan. I came to look for him, but I heard that there were not only one or two spirits missing, but spirits from this land, and many lonely wild spirits. The ghosts are disappearing without a sound."
"Including some special humans."
"For example, this week's luck. Ordinary spiritual bodies will not have the black mist on him at all. Those who disappeared after becoming spiritual bodies will have this weird black mist."
Officer Lu's face was serious when he heard that, this... is not a trivial matter.
Qiao Jun also frowned. He didn't remember that he had written such a special plot, and no character had this ability.
"I approached Police Officer Lu to see if the Special Cases Team could solve this problem. I thought you guys already had information..."
Police Officer Lu said helplessly: "Although there are many capable people in our special case team, we are separated from spirits and ghosts after all. If Mr. Zhou Yun hadn't disappeared, we really didn't know you had such a big trouble."
There are so many missing persons every year, and their strange case team is only responsible for handling supernatural and supernatural events. For cases of missing persons, they must first go through the hands of the local police. The case team took over.
Zhou Yun's disappearance was also suspected to be related to the "phenomenon" that happened around Qiao Jun, so the special case team took over immediately.
Otherwise, even the special case team can't overstep its authority, and the local police have to investigate the missing persons case first.
"Do you still remember... the 'horror beast' that appeared at home once?"
Qiao Jun picked up the black-footed cat and stroked its smooth fur twice, "Why did you mention it all of a sudden? It's not easy to deal with, but it's definitely not so capable."
Yu Jiatang shook his head and said, "I mean, could it be something similar to the Horror Beast?"
"Probably not. Horror beasts are bred by emotions such as fear. As long as there is biological fear, it will exist. It can be said to be immortal. If immortality exists, coupled with tyrannical and unparalleled strength, it will definitely break The world is balanced." Officer Lu said.
"Any industry has its own balance of laws and regulations, and those who break this balance will be directly obliterated by the laws and regulations."
"This is what a late senior of our crime team said. He said that there is nothing to worry about such powerful existences against the sky, because as long as they want to stay in this world, they will be bound by rules. "
Yu Jiatang moved his cat's whiskers, "Master, what do you think is the thing that makes those spirits, ghosts and some humans disappear?"
Yuan Tuantuan was sitting cross-legged listening to them. After being called, he scratched the top of his head and said, "It's not necessarily that the demons and ghosts did it, but it may also be that they were swallowed or imprisoned by some kind of energy, or influenced by the mutation... This kind of thing is also possible. It's not the first time it's happened."
"That's how I and the Xingluo Bird King in the little black room came together."
"It's just that we were 'created' by unknown forces."
Yu Xiang was not a character in Qiao Jun's works, and Police Officer Lu had not disclosed any relevant information to him, so he didn't know about these things. Hearing this, he looked at Master Jiuying strangely.
He is not a tyrannical monster, but he can also feel that this young child has unfathomable energy and specializes in countering monsters and ghosts. If a master of this level is "created" by some kind of force "If it comes out, the so-called power is too scary.
In the next few days, everyone, including Fat Bird and Yu Jiatang, went to investigate the disappearance of demons, ghosts, and people together with the special case team.
During the investigation process, Yu Jiatang was more sensitive and had a systematic map, so he rescued several little monsters and lonely ghosts in time.
I haven't heard of any human being missing. It may be that there are too few "special human beings" as unlucky as Zhou Yun.
Master Jiuying transformed a few lonely ghosts who were crying and screaming in fright, and police officer Lu sent some little demon babies who were obviously underage spirits home.
Qiao Jun and Yu Jiatang discussed the next plan while eating skewers at the roadside food stall. Yu Jiatang couldn't eat meat, so he could only eat some grilled vegetables and mushrooms.
"Hei Ni, eat less Flammulina velutipes, that won't digest."
"Eat so many leeks, your farts will stink..."
Yu Jiatang was in no mood to fuck up after being nagged by him.
Just drink the juice and stare at Yuxiang who is sitting opposite.
Yu Xiang was so stared at by the cat that she wanted to show her original shape, and she still kept a smile on her face.
I knew that he would rather follow Police Officer Lu to send those baby bears back to their lair. Although bears also eat fish, fish is not the bear's favorite food.
After Yu Jiatang drank the juice, he nestled in Qiao Jun's arms. Qiao Jun took the cat sterilizing wipes and cleaned the hair around his mouth and jaw, as well as his two front paws that were stained with barbecue sauce.
Yuxiang cleared her throat and asked Qiao Jun: "Mr. Qiao, can you let the cat eat these barbecues? It's not healthy for people to eat too much..." The point is, if the cat likes to eat barbecue, it will eat it in the future. What to do with grilled fish! Isn't his fish essence dangerous
Qiao Jun said: "It's okay, Hei Ni is different from ordinary cats. These things have no effect on him. And he doesn't eat them often, this time I just came here to taste. If he likes to eat normally, I will eat them at home Cook good ingredients for him."
Yu Xiang hesitated for a moment, and asked him, "What does Hei Ni usually like to eat?"
It was too comfortable to be served by Qiao Jun, but when Yu Jiatang closed his eyes and meditated, he suddenly opened his eyes when he heard Yu Xiang's words.
Is there even a question? What is the cat's favorite food
fish.
Qiao Jun already knew that Yuxiang was a fish essence, so he smiled and said, "Don't worry, Heini has a picky mouth. Although she likes fish very much, she doesn't like many kinds of fish. Most of them are sea fish and river fish. He eats more carp."
Qiao Jun originally wanted to appease Yu Xiang and tell him not to worry so much. He didn't want Yu Xiang to turn pale after saying this.
The atmosphere froze for a moment.
Qiao Jun hesitated for a moment before saying: "Yuxiang... you can't be..." Carp spirit, right
Yu Xiang forced a smile and nodded.
Yu Xiang is a refined fish, not ordinary fish that are not enlightened. Yu Jiatang is just teasing him, how could he really eat it? .
This is a matter of principle.
Yu Jiatang changed her position and nestled in Qiao Jun's arms: "When I don't have to be jealous, you must give me a stewed fish soup first."
Yu Xiang: "..." I really don't want to stay with this cat anymore, when will Lao Lu come back!
Qiao Jun could see that Yu Jiatang was deliberately teasing Yu Xiang, but he couldn't help but nod his head helplessly, then changed the subject and asked Yu Xiang: "Are you living with Police Officer Lu now?"
Yu Xiang breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "I used to live in the river on the outskirts of the city. The road police officer was kind. He saw that I was troublesome running back and forth. He happened to have a vacant house at home, so he let me live with him. , also confiscated my rent, and asked me to clean his room when I have nothing to do, and buy vegetables and cook a meal as rent."
Qiao Jun glanced at Yu Xiang's flawless smile, and said "Oh" to show his understanding.
Yu Jiatang felt that Yuxiang was a little strange every time he mentioned Police Officer Lu, but he didn't care too much because there was no malice on him.
When Qiao Jun's skewers were almost finished, Master Jiuying, who was eating ice cream at the snack street opposite, and Police Officer Lu, who was going to send the little demon home, all came back.
"Quickly order me food, I'm starving to death." Officer Lu said as soon as he sat down.
Yu Xiang hurriedly handed him the menu, and first told him the grilled prawns and grilled scallops from the waiter, these two are Officer Lu's favorite foods.
Master Jiuying is an expert, he is even less taboo than Police Officer Lu, he can eat anything, the poisonous thing is, Master Jiuying even ordered a plate of cold raw onions at the end!
Yu Jiatang looked at him in shock.
As a cat with a keen sense of smell, he can't understand why anyone would like to eat raw onions! Just thinking about the taste is horrible!
When the raw onions came up, even Police Officer Lu looked at the plate of onions with a troubled expression.
"Yuan Tuantuan, are you sure you want to eat such a big plate of raw onions?" How many times does this idiot have to brush his teeth to get rid of the onion smell.
Yuan Tuantuan didn't reply, he had already started to eat chopstick after chopstick.
After eating the onions, he ate roasted garlic, roasted sixties, roasted ribs, etc. In the end, he, a child, ate more than a grown man, Police Officer Lu.
When returning home after eating, Yuan Tuantuan hiccupped several times, so he hid Yu Jiatang in Qiao Jun's clothes and refused to show his head.
"Mr. Qiao, be careful on the road, and contact me directly if you have any situation."
Qiao Jun waved at Police Officer Lu, wanted to say something but didn't say anything, and finally watched him and Yu Xiang get into the car.
At home, Yuan Tuantuan went straight to the bathroom, Qiao Jun specifically explained: "Master, please remember to close the door of the bathroom tightly."
It's just that no matter how tightly the door is closed, it still can't stop the invisible smell.
In a short while, the whole house was filled with that terrible smell.
Yu Jiatang hid in the farthest guest room upstairs and got into the bathroom. While brushing his teeth, Qiao Jun said, "I'll have to replace the air purifier downstairs, it's too ineffective, it purifies everything. The taste is still the same after several times.”
"That's how powerful the master is."
Qiao Jun agreed: "That's right. When you had diarrhea, you used it three times to purify the smell."
Yu Jiatang: "..."
Can his cat flying compare with the master's
Since the air purifier at home was not effective enough, and Yuan Tuantuan didn't know if there was something he couldn't handle, he went to the toilet several times at night, and when he woke up the next day, Yu Jiatang felt that he could still smell that smell.
"Big Joe, why do I feel like I forgot something?" Yu Jiatang said while taking a shower in the morning while foaming.
Qiao Jun thought for a while: "I shouldn't have left my wallet at the food stall?"
Yu Jiatang shook his head: "It's not this..."
After a while, Yu Jiatang suddenly opened his mouth wide and looked at Qiao Jun, who also understood.
One person and one cat said in unison: "Fatty (Fat Bird)!"
It's still downstairs in the little dark room!
Thinking of the smell downstairs last night, Yu Jiatang quickly asked Qiao Jun to wash off the foam on his body, then blew his hair casually twice, and ran downstairs with Qiao Jun to open the small dark room.
"Fatty! Where are you! Are you okay?!"
After Yu Jiatang went in, he yelled several times before getting a weak and lifeless response.
"Chi Chi Chi Chi..." Cat brother help QAQ