On the podium, the teacher was talking about multiplication and division, and Sheng Zheng lowered his head to draw a small pencil drawing of an orange cat on the back of the exercise book.
"Boom boom boom—"
The window on Sheng Zheng's left was slapped, and he quickly looked up, and sure enough, he saw a big pancake cat face emerging from under the window sill.
The teacher who gave the lecture noticed the strangeness here, but didn't look over. This is not the first time that this happens, as long as Sheng Zheng doesn't disturb other students in class. Sheng Zheng was different from other children, he was so smart and stubborn that it was useless to reprimand him. His parents also explained that as long as it does not hinder others, everything is done according to the child's wishes.
The windows of the teaching building are all push-pull. Yu Jiatang motioned for Sheng Zheng to open the lock inside, and then he opened the window slowly and gently by himself.
"Shit Shovel Officer, I brought you dried beans!" He meowed softly, then picked up a bag of dried beans on the ground and put them on the window sill.
Yu Jiatang clawed at the window sill with two front paws, looked into the classroom, and found that the teacher was not looking this way, so he jumped up and wanted to enter through the window.
"Do you want me to open the window a little more for you?" Sheng Zheng looked at the size of the slit, and then at his pet's round body, and said carefully.
"No, my weight loss has been very effective recently, I think I should be able to go in." Yu Jiatang squeezed her face into the seam.
It is also necessary to control the strength and not squeeze too much, otherwise the window will slide and there will be a relatively loud sound.
Sheng Zheng looked at him with distressed expression.
Orange cat's fat has been lost since he was four or five years old, and now he is seven or eight years old, and his fat is still fat.
"What's that cat in front of you doing!" a voice shouted from outside the window.
Yu Jiatang was taken aback, her hind foot stumbled and fell off the window sill. After flopping around in the grass, I got up and saw that a certain leader of the school was walking towards this side with a dark face, hurriedly slipped, jumped up the fence wall along the flower pond, and disappeared.
When school was over, Yu Jiatang walked home next to Sheng Zheng. On the way, he met a few school bully kids, and when he saw Yu Jiatang, he hurriedly detoured.
Today's elementary school students are very precocious, and often form small groups in school, bullying some new students, foreign students, etc.
Sheng Zheng has a withdrawn personality and doesn't like to talk. He looks like the person who won't complain to the teacher if he is bullied. When he first came to school, he was followed by a few brats.
When they first besieged Sheng Zheng, Yu Jiatang happened to go to line up for Sheng Zheng to buy butter buns. There were a lot of people, and it was inconvenient for him to have a cat, so he was delayed for a while.
When I came back, I saw those children surrounded Sheng Zheng and asked him for money. The whole cat was so angry that it threw the plastic bag containing the buns on the ground, and rushed towards the children with a whine. A series of feline punches and shadowless kicks.
"It's such a long life. If you don't learn well at such a young age, you will learn how to rob. If you don't teach you a lesson, I won't enjoy eating fish tonight!"
"Say it! Do you still dare to do it in the future?"
"Why does it hurt? Why don't you think about being beaten when you rob? If I come later, will my shit-shoveling officer be beaten by you?"
"Hey, you still dare to scold me, you are done for today."
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After that, the orange cat of Sheng Zheng's family became famous in the first battle. Whenever they saw the orange cat coming to pick up the little master from school, the bear children in the school had to walk around long distances with their tails between their legs. Lesson learned.
The law and order near the school is more than one level better than before.
Yu Jiatang went to the snack street every day to search for delicious food for the shit-shoveling officer. It was inconvenient to go in and out of the school frequently, and it was inconvenient to take things over the wall, so he would give some things to bribe the uncle guard.
When the uncle took back Yu Jiatang's jerky as a bribe, he looked dazed, thinking that Yu Jiatang dropped it accidentally, so he put the jerky away, and when Sheng Zheng passed by the door after school, he called to stop him and gave him the jerky.
Yu Jiatang flicked his tail with a slightly serious expression on his fat face: "How can I get back what I gave away. It's just a bag of jerky, I can afford it."
Sheng Zheng explained to the guard uncle: "Uncle, this is given to you by Fatty. You can eat it. If you ask me to take it back, it will be unhappy."
Seeing the serious expression on the child's face, the uncle doorman couldn't help laughing: "... then, all right."
In order to get in and out of the school more conveniently, the doorman uncle is the person who must be wooed. Yu Jiatang will bring some delicious food to the uncle every now and then. After a lot of times, the uncle also finds that the cat is unusually smart. One person and one cat quickly get to know each other. up.
Once when it rained heavily, the uncle forgot to bring an umbrella when he came to work. He didn't want Yu Jiatang to pick up Sheng Zheng, so he brought one for him too, which moved the uncle so much.
However, the excitement didn't last long.
The uncle's relatives in his hometown sent him a bag of homemade bacon. After receiving it that day, he put it in the cabinet and planned to eat it at noon. As a result, when the cabinet was opened at noon, all the bacon disappeared, and there was no minced meat left.
The uncle searched around the cabinet repeatedly for a long time, and finally found a few cat hairs between the cracks of the cabinet.
In the afternoon, when the orange cat came to pick up Sheng Zheng, the doorman brought the orange cat over and ravaged it, and asked it with a sneer, "Fatty, what did you eat for lunch today? Are you full?"
Yu Jiatang: "Meow meow." Forgot.
Remember not to say.
Anyway, that meat is not what I eat. You are looking for the wrong cat.