When Yu Jiatang heard the words, he directly gave Nie Liao a cat punch.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up."
In the end, Yu Jiatang still used the bathroom in the restaurant. Nie Liao carried him in, startling the men who were going to the bathroom—
The big cat in a hurry to go to the toilet has a fierce expression.
After solving the physical problems, Yu Jiatang only felt that he could fight food for a few more rounds!
After eating at the fifth table, except for Nie Liao, everyone else looked at the big cat without words.
Except for Chen Suqing, who was not afraid of spending money but was afraid of offending Nie Liao, the heartache on the faces of the rest of the crew was obvious.
With Lynx's appetite, how much remuneration their film crew would have to eat. Definitely save and come back elsewhere.
I don't know if it's because I was restricted in food intake before, but I suddenly ate too much today. Yu Jiatang and Nie Liao went to the toilet again when they returned to the hotel.
When going to the toilet for the third and fourth time, Yu Jiatang finally felt something was wrong.
This wouldn't be diarrhea, would it
Yu Jiatang hurriedly called the king to let him scan his body.
When the king heard that he had diarrhea, he was very cautious. With Yu Jiatang's modified body strength, ordinary food would not make him have diarrhea.
When the system scan results came out, the king's tone was very sad: "Your body..."
Yu Jiatang's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that something really went wrong? Could it be that because of this damn reason, he couldn't accompany the shit-shoveling officer until the end of the mission limit, the mission failed, and he left this world early
"Your body is fine, you just ate too much at once."
"you sure?"
"... Why do I feel like you really hope something wrong with yourself?"
Yu Jiatang reprimanded the king righteously: "How can you think of me like that? Am I such a cat? If something goes wrong with my transformed body, you and your superiors will have to compensate me, and you will also be punished." Do you think I will be happy if the high-level management system punishes me for dereliction of duty? Or do you care about that little compensation?"
The king was stunned when he heard it: It seems that it is neither... it should be both
Yu Jiatang bought common medicines for body transformation in the system mall, including Jianweixiaoshi tablets. Because the host's body often eats a lot after the transformation, it is easy to appear, and the stomach and intestines will not have time to accept it for a while.
After eating two special-effect digestion tablets, the churning feeling in Yu Jiatang's stomach quickly disappeared, and finally turned into a puff of turbidity and released.
Noticing that the big cat had been squatting on the toilet for a while, Nie Liao opened the door and came in: "..." What kind of poisonous gas is this! It stinks!
After the diarrhea incident, Nie Liao also learned his lesson, even if the big cat could eat it, he would not dare to let him eat and drink.
Every time I order a meal, I only order two and a half tables, which is just enough for the big cat to eat, but it will not be very full.
After a few days, the crew was already gloomy.
Finally, at the end of the fifth day, Nie Liao wanted to take Yu Jiatang out of Haiguang City, and before leaving, he found Chen Suqing.
"You said you wanted my autographed photo?" Chen Suqing seemed to think he heard it wrong.
She has met countless fans, but she has never asked for it with a paralyzed face and a tone of disgust.
The big cat beside Nie Liao whipped his calf with its short and thick tail.
Nie Liao almost gritted his teeth and said, "That's right, autographed photos, preferably more than ten."
In the end, Chen Suqing asked his agent to pick out a few photos in ancient costumes with a fresh style, and signed them to Nie Liao.
"Are you satisfied?" Nie Liao looked coldly at the lynx wagging its tail.
"Hey, old Nie, you don't want this tone, you know that I only have you in my heart, and I want a photo of Chen Daxing, just for pure appreciation."
After hearing similar words many times, Nie Liao became immune and was not moved at all, "Since you only have me in your heart, what do you need her picture for? I'll throw it away for you."
Yu Jiatang: "..."
Nie Liao didn't really throw away those photos of Chen Suqing in the end, they just kept them at the bottom of his box. Every time Yu Jiatang wanted to see them, he had to ask Nie Liao's permission.
Of course, ten times out of ten, you disagree.
After nearly ten days of surfing in Haiguang City, Nie Liao took Yu Jiatang to surf on the prairie again.
At the same time, Yu Jiatang discovered his talent for riding horses with negative values!
As soon as Yu Jiatang approached those horses, they raised their hooves and neighed endlessly, treating him as an enemy and refusing his approach.
The biggest natural enemy of horses and other livestock here should be wolves. But wolves also have to admit cowardice when facing lynx. As Yu Jiatang is now a lynx, it is not surprising that approaching horses will frighten them.
In this way, let alone riding a horse, Nie Liao took him, and even the residents on the grassland were unwilling to receive him, for fear that Yu Jiatang would disturb and hurt his cattle and sheep.
The romantic trip to the grassland was ruined because the lynx suffered serious racial discrimination.
On the way back, Yu Jiatang looked hopeless again.
Nie Liao could not help laughing, he kept the character setting, patted his head and comforted him: "Don't be unhappy, there are still many places to play in the future. Let's just see the scenery on the grassland. If you really want to play, you can find it." Not much fun."
"If you want to ride a horse, I'll get you a horse farm later, and domesticate a group of docile horses, let them get in touch with you from an early age, so that they won't be afraid of you."
Yu Jiatang was warmed by the excrement officer's words, and immediately revived with blood, crawled onto Nie Liao's lap and lay down, rubbing his head on his lower abdomen.
"Don't be so exaggerated. In fact, I don't think much about riding a horse. I can't ride well. They have four legs. It's not easy for anyone who wants to ride."
Yu Jiatang said a few more words about his upcoming travel plans, and while he was talking, he found that the shit-shoveling officer had been silent.
He raised his head and was startled, "Old Nie, you look a little..." ferocious.
Nie Liao: "... Dabao, change your claws."
Yu Jiatang lowered his head when he heard the words.
His paw happened to press on an indescribable part. Although Yu Jiatang didn't [beep—], when Yu Jiatang and the excrement shoveler were taking a bath, he had seen the size of the other person's scary cat more than once.
This is so embarrassing.
Yu Jiatang hurriedly moved her paws, thinking how to explain to Lao Nie that he had no intention of doing so, but suddenly Nie Liao pinched the back of his neck and turned over, exposing his belly.
Under Yu Jiatang's puzzled eyes, Nie Liao stretched out a hand and flicked his finger on an indescribable part of him.
…
Yu Jiatang: "!!!"
It hurts!
"You're crazy!" Yu Jiatang covered herself tightly with her paws, growling angrily.
The expression on Nie Liao's face was tense and tense, but he still didn't, and laughed.
***
Said it was at least a month's vacation, Nie Liao took Yu Jiatang to play for more than two months, and went to many places at home and abroad before returning to K City.
After returning, I heard a surprising news.
Nie Xiao even clamored to marry Nie Xuan!
Nie Xuan is not very old, not a few years older than Nie Xiao, but his seniority is his aunt. The Nie family has admitted that every year they go to Qingtai Mountain to worship their ancestors.
"Uncle Wu, Ah Xuan is not my grandfather's biological daughter, but an adopted daughter, and has no blood relationship with me. Why can't I marry her?" Nie Xiao was bombarded by the elders one after another these days, and he couldn't bear it anymore.
Yu Jiatang slapped the table angrily, "Because you don't treat her as your aunt, others treat her as your aunt, you idiot!"
Nie Liao stroked the big cat before opening his mouth. He didn't directly analyze with Nie Xiao why he couldn't marry Nie Xuan, but only said one sentence.
"You want to marry her, has she agreed to this?"
Nie Xiao: "..."
Of course I didn't agree. Before he made a fuss, Nie Xuan was going on a blind date.
Nie Liao continued to make up the knife: "Since she didn't agree, what can you do when you come to me?"
"You really think of me as an ancient emperor, asking me to give you a marriage?"
Yu Jiatang silently praised Lao Nie's taunting skills.
As soon as Nie Xiao was kicked out by Nie Liao, Nie Xuan came to him on the back.
Nie Liao was so annoyed that he found an excuse to get someone to stop him, and went to take a nap with the big cat in his arms.
"Old Nie, why do I feel that our relationship has faded recently." Lying on the bed was so comfortable, Yu Jiatang was free to find trouble.
"Where is it?" It's not the first time that Nie Liao cooperated with him to find trouble.
"Have you noticed that you used to kiss me 23 times a day on average, but now the average count is only 22.99 times. This is counted since I left Haiguang City."
Nie Liao didn't expect that the lynx spirit could calculate the average, and it was accurate to two decimal places, although he didn't know why he calculated such an unscientific number. According to the normal algorithm, such a number should never appear.
"Dabao, do you still remember the last time you were going to act for Chen Suqing's crew and promised me to go back and kiss me for 30 minutes, what did you do?"
Yu Jiatang: "..." After returning home, he divided the half hour into countless kisses, and he still hasn't kissed enough until now, and there are still more than ten minutes left.
"If you think I'm kissing you less often, I'll replace you. Just pay off the debt."
Nie Liao lay flat, hugging the lynx to his chest.
But within a few seconds, Nie Liao hugged the lynx again, "I can't breathe in this position, let's come face to face."
Yu Jiatang: "..."
In fact, he was just teasing the shit shoveler. Of course, it is impossible to calculate the average number of bloody daily kisses, but he didn't want Nie Liao to take the opportunity to bring up the "30 minutes" thing again.
Being kissed by Lao Nie and kissing Lao Nie are not the same thing.
After being kissed by him, it turned out that Yu Jiatang slapped Lao Nie with cat hair and kissed Lao Nie, but in the end he was held down and couldn't get up. The mouth of a feline is different from that of a human, and even the nose is covered with paste. Every time I kiss Lao Nie's face, it is very difficult to breathe.
"Did you remember wrongly? I don't have any debts. Didn't I finish kissing a long time ago? I've kissed so many times..."
Yu Jiatang decided to renege on the debt.
Nie Liao turned his face towards him, and was about to reach out to an indescribable part of the big cat.
"You're doing this again! How many times have I told you that it hurts me so much!"
"Old Nie, calm down, my [beep—] is also fleshy, you can't do this!"
"Calm down! Cold..." Damn it!
Yu Jiatang covered herself, and decided bitterly to run away from home for ten minutes tomorrow.