In order to prove that he was not pregnant, Yu Jiatang started to play "Flying Cat in the Air" at home. As long as Dai Wu was at home, he would find this puppet, jumping up and down, flying around to show its existence in front of him without a break Feeling, but also affect their playing games.
Dai Wu doesn't have a computer, so he usually plays games on his mobile phone for entertainment. The puppet can always stretch out a paw at a critical moment, making the character he controls die and die.
After coming down a few times, Dai Wu felt that he needed to have a good talk with the cat owner about cat life.
"Bai Fumei, it doesn't matter if you occupy my bed, my TV, my whole refrigerator of meat, and my salary card, but why do you want to deprive me of my freedom to play games?"
Dai Wu usually calls the puppet sweet baby, Xiao Tiantian, and when he needs any help, or discusses something with the puppet, he calls Bai Fumei or little fairy.
"Without games, I can't be motivated when I go to work, and if I don't perform well, I will be fired. If I get fired, I will lose my source of income. I will have no money. Then not only me, but you will sleep on the street. In the end, we will be on the street. Miserable...”
Before Dai Wu could finish his description, he was interrupted by Yu Jiatang stretching out his paw.
"Meow." I understand these reasons, but I don't want to hear them.
I just want to tell you that I am not pregnant.
I am a male cat, never neutered.
However, Dai Wu couldn't understand his cry, and only felt that the aura (?) around the puppet at this moment was extraordinarily serious.
Dai Wu was startled, and he asked cautiously: "Bai Fumei, what's the matter with you these days?" Could it be that a pregnant cat also has a bad temper
Yu Jiatang pointed at his stomach with his paw, and then shook it in front of him.
Dai Wu was taken aback, and asked nervously, "Could it be something wrong with the baby in your womb?"
Yu Jiatang couldn't bear it anymore and rushed forward to give the mentally handicapped a cat's paw.
Dai Wu became more nervous: "Hey, don't move around anymore. I'm afraid for you if you keep jumping around like this. What if you really have a miscarriage?"
Yu Jiatang: "..."
Be dizzy.
Yu Jiatang refused to communicate with Dai Wu any more, and even missed several bowls for dinner in the evening.
When Dai Wu came back at night and made supper and asked Yu Jiatang if he wanted to eat, the puppet gave him a noble and glamorous glance, and then continued his running and jumping.
He wants to lose weight.
At least let Dai Wu, who is mentally retarded, know the difference between getting fat and getting pregnant.
Dai Wu thought the puppet was not feeling well, so he took time to take it to the pet hospital for a physical examination during his rest.
A lot of expenses were spent, but nothing wrong was found.
"Mr. Dai, with all due respect, this puppet of yours is the healthiest puppet I have ever encountered. All indicators have exceeded the health level, and your health is almost amazing. Really not A more in-depth examination is needed."
Dai Wu looked worriedly at the puppet cat lying next to him: "But Doctor Guan, my dear, it eats very little these days."
Dr. Guan adjusted the rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, glanced at the young man's delicate profile, and continued to speak in a business-like tone: "Come to my office and tell me about the condition of this puppet."
Yu Jiatang raised his head upon hearing this, and met Dr. Shangguan's eyes for a few seconds.
"Okay, then I'll go with you." Dai Wu picked up the puppet and trotted behind Doctor Guan.
Doctor Guan is tall and has long legs, at least 1.9 meters. Dai Wu was only about 1.7 meters tall, and the difference in height between the two was too large. Dr. Guan walked faster, and Dai Wu had to trot to keep up.
"Okay, you can talk." Dr. Guan and Dai Wu sat together on the long sofa in the office, and there was almost no distance between them.
Dai Wu said: "Actually, it's not a big problem. It's just that Guaibao has been in a bad mood recently, eats less, doesn't go to bed, and stays in the cat's bed to sleep. It wasn't like this before."
Dr. Guan nodded: "Cats are very spiritual animals, and they do have bad moods that lead to loss of appetite. At this time, we should find out the reason for the emotional impact."
Upon hearing this, Dai Wu immediately expressed his guess, "Could it be that cats are also like women, and their emotions are sometimes unstable after pregnancy?"
After he said these words, Dr. Guan stared at him in silence for a long time.
When he finally confirmed that Dai Wu was not joking, but really thought so, he said, "What makes you so firmly believe that this puppet is a female cat?"
Dai Wu glanced confusedly at Bai Fumei, who was squatting noble and glamorous next to him, and seemed to see... sarcasm from those azure blue cat pupils.
"Isn't it a she-cat?"
Dr. Guan didn't quite understand Dai Wu's classification of the cat's gender, so he could only say, "Physiologically speaking, it's a male cat."
Dai Wu: "..."
He seemed to suddenly understand why Ragdoll was unhappy these days. If it were me, if someone yelled at him every day, "Are you pregnant?", "Pay attention to the baby in your womb", "Be careful not to miscarry", he would also be irritable.
Yu Jiatang almost wanted to laugh three times at this meeting, the feeling of seeing a mentally retarded being slapped in the face is not to mention so sour.
"Mr. Dai, you said earlier that it has a poor appetite. We did a preliminary examination just now, and there seems to be no problem with its stomach."
"Tell me what it used to eat every day?"
Yu Jiatang had a bad feeling when he heard this, but before he could stop the pig teammate next to him, Dai Wu sold him out.
"It eats chicken, noodles, rice, fish, boiled meat, etc. for every meal. Sometimes it is not enough, and I have to cook other cat meals for it."
Dr. Guan: "..."
There are so many foods listed above, but none of them are cat food.
Dr. Guan glanced at the puppet cat and wondered how it grew to such a large size. An expensive breed of cat like the Ragdoll requires the owner to pay great attention to some things, especially diet.
Seeing the doctor's expression, Dai Wu added another sentence: "This is the amount of food it used to eat. Recently, it stopped eating after a few bowls of rice every meal, and also canceled the supper. This is what scares me the most. .”
"Baby, I didn't have supper before, so I couldn't sleep at night."
Dr. Guan took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes: "Mr. Dai, your puppet... eats too much."
Dai Wu also thinks so, his current monthly salary, bonus and overtime pay, except for paying the rent, are all posted on the puppet's food. If it wasn't for the fact that he had some savings after working for a few years, and he was relatively economical, he really couldn't afford to eat puppets like this.
"You have to let it lose weight and control the amount of food. If you eat too much and become overweight, it will cause other diseases over time."
After Dr. Guan said the words "lose weight", Yu Jiatang's diet changed from what he wanted to eat to what he couldn't eat.
In addition to cat food, it is water every day, and at most some nutritional milk.
Yu Jiatang originally wanted to lose weight and regain his previous slender (not) figure, but with Dai Wu doing this, he couldn't control his cravings every day.
"Okay, you're out of food today. In a few days, we'll have to go to Dr. Guan's for a free weighing and physical examination. If we don't meet the standard, we'll fine you."
Yu Jiatang stood up from the sofa, shook the hair on his body, jumped off the sofa, walked to the TV and turned off the TV.
"Hey, what are you doing after shutting it down? You still want to watch Mr. Bai's reality show later."
Yu Jiatang's heart sank when he heard "Mr. Bai" in his mouth.
He hasn't heard from Bai Junzhou for a long time.
At the beginning, they waited for Bai Junzhou to come to pick him up as promised, but after a long period of no news and seeing him come to look for him, the previous expectations became anger.
If you don't come, don't come, anyway, it's good to stay at Dai Wu's house. It's just that the mission is a bit slow, but he still has a long time to do missions in this world. If it's not enough, he can also extend his stay.
Yu Jiatang returned to her cardboard cat litter with her whole body down, and lay down with her tail curled up on her body.
Outside, Dai Wu turned on the TV again. It was so good that the reality show that Bai Junzhou participated in started.
"Haha, how can this kind of easy action embarrass Mr. Bai, who has recovered his eyesight, and beat the rhythm of the blue team in minutes!" Although Dai Wu is just an ordinary citizen, since he saw a talk show Bai Junzhou participated in After the rebroadcast, he became a fan of him.
Listening to his laughter, Yu Jiatang blocked his ears with his paws in annoyance, and turned off all the auditory attribute bonuses.
Even so, his hearing is still very good, and Dai Wu's voice will come into his ears from time to time.
"Could it be that Boss Bai has some troubles and it's not convenient to come to me?" It's not the first time Yu Jiatang thought so in his heart.
But rationality told him that if he had time to participate in such an entertaining program, would he not have time to come to him? And he really couldn't see that Bai Junzhou would be in trouble like that.
Before going to bed at night, Dai Wu's excitement for watching the show hadn't subsided. He kept telling Yu Jiatang how outstanding Mr. Bai was in the show, how powerful he was, decathlon, and very good at learning.
"Fortunately, this show is continuous, and you can watch it every week. It is said that Mr. Bai will take part in it with his puppet next week."
"Speaking of which, the show showed a picture of Mr. Bai's puppet. It looks a bit like you, my dear. They are all glove-colored puppet. The face is scorched, and the eyes are big. The blue one is fascinating."
After Yu Jiatang heard his words, although his eyes were not opened, his ears were already pricked up.
Listening to Xiao Wu's words, Bai Junzhou will at least come to him before the show next week
Thinking of this, Yu Jiatang began to think again, when Bai Junzhou came to look for him, how he should deal with it noble and glamorous, so as not to lose the dignity and reserve of the cat owner, and make himself angry that he had been forgotten for so long.
Dai Wu found out the beautiful photo of the puppet cat released by Bai Junzhou again, and after admiring it for a while, he couldn't help saying it again to the puppet lying in the cardboard box next to it.
"This fur looks more and more like you, but he was raised in a rich family, and the food and housing are higher than people's. It looks much more temperamental than you."
"The most obvious difference is that he is slim."
Yu Jiatang said in his heart, you can pull it down, then it is obviously me.
"Speaking of which, this puppet is quite unlucky. It was lost some time ago, and Mr. Bai spent a lot of manpower and material resources to find it. Given how much Mr. Bai loves it, I dare not think that when the cat was lost, How would he feel?"
Yu Jiatang crawled out of the cardboard box, the hair on his body exploded!
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