Seeing the handsome face of the great monk getting closer and closer to him, Yu Jiatang was already thinking, if the drunken monk wanted to do this to him, how should he resist? Should he firmly refuse, or tactfully refuse, or...
However, before he could think about it, the monk's face was less than one centimeter away from him.
Black Panther, who wanted to "resolutely refuse", closed his eyes subconsciously.
After waiting for a while, Yu Jiatang didn't feel any movement, then he opened one eye and found that the monk sat back on the stone bench at some point, looking at him seriously.
"Lotus, you have eyeballs."
Yu Jiatang: "..."
"Hey, really? Okay, wipe it off."
… There was an awkward silence.
"Lianhua, it's getting late, we should go back to our room and rest."
Yu Jiatang followed the monk silently, and entered the room. Yu Jiatang was about to hook down the board that covered the window, but he didn't want the monk to say: "Today is the fifteenth day, and it is the time when the moon is at its best. You can bask in the moon and it will do you good." benefit."
Yu Jiatang looked at the moonlight shining into the room through the window, like silver or frost, especially at night, it has a kind of psychedelic beauty.
"But if you don't cover the windows, there will be mosquitoes." Although the weather has already turned cold, it will take several months for those mosquitoes to disappear completely.
Duan Jingxuan took off his coat and went to bed, "You are not an ordinary leopard, no amount of mosquitoes can penetrate your fur."
Yu Jiatang thought it was true, but he didn't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that there was something wrong with the words of the great monk. Did it mean that he was thick-skinned? exm
"Come here, let me wipe your paws."
Yu Jiatang walked over, was picked up by Duan Jingxuan, and after carefully wiping him clean with a half-dry cloth placed on the head of the bed, just as Yu Jiatang was about to go to the usual sleeping position and lie down, Duan Jingxuan deliberately grabbed his two backs. His legs were raised so that he had to lie on the bed.
"Let go, let go." Yu Jiatang kicked his hind legs, only to feel that today's excrement shovel officer seems to have a cat's disease.
Duan Jingxuan let go of his hand, and Yu Jiatang just got up and took two steps, when he grabbed his hind legs and dragged him back.
After repeating this several times, Yu Jiatang finally yelled at him unbearably: "You are crazy, didn't you say you want to sleep?"
The monk looked at the black panther, as if he didn't understand why it was so irritable and angry all of a sudden.
He looked at the panther, then at its two hind legs, and continued to reach out, but this time instead of dragging the panther back, he pulled its two legs apart, exposing the [beep—] part.
Yu Jiatang is stupid, I have never seen a monk with a pure heart and asceticism play such a hooligan. Could it be that doing such an indescribable thing to a leopard is not breaking the precept
The oil lamp in the house was out, but the candle near the bed was still on.
The monk stared at the black leopard for a few moments, then frowned, as if he was really puzzled and asked: "Lianhua, why are you a male leopard? Generally, it is the female leopard that is fierce and smart."
Yu Jiatang: Hehe, I'm a public servant, I'm really sorry.
"Who told you that the female leopard is fierce and smart? Where did you come to this conclusion?"
Duan Jingxuan pondered for a long time and said: "No one. I guessed it myself. I guessed it from the leopards I have seen."
"Have you seen many leopards?" Yu Jiatang was surprised.
"not much… "
"It's just you, the black panther."
Yu Jiatang: "..."
Yu Jiatang deeply felt that he was being tricked, and kicking his leg was a back kick, directly kicking the monk's face.
Duan Jingxuan was kicked "beautifully", and then fell on the bed.
Yu Jiatang was dumbfounded, he didn't use much force just now.
Just as he was about to go over to see the situation of the great monk, Yu Jiatang suddenly remembered the previous mission world, the time when Lao Nie played with him, he immediately stopped the movement of approaching him.
He looked left and right, and he didn't think that the great monk, who was usually indestructible like a king kong, would be knocked unconscious by his kick. The great monk is so delicate
However, Yu Jiatang waited by the side for about two minutes, and the monk still didn't wake up.
"No way." Yu Jiatang walked over worriedly, poked the monk's head with his claws, and then quickly backed away.
Duan Jingxuan closed his eyes and did not respond.
Yu Jiatang dialed a few more times, but the other party still didn't respond.
"Great monk, wake up, wake up quickly... I didn't exert much force, why did I pass out?"
Yu Jiatang circled Duan Jingxuan's head back and forth, raising his paw anxiously from time to time to scratch his round ears.
After a while, he suddenly remembered the jug of wine that Duan Jingxuan drank earlier, could it be that the alcohol was getting stronger, so he fell asleep
With guesses in mind, Yu Jiatang was finally not so anxious. Lie down beside the great monk.
Outside the window, the moon climbed to a high place, and the watery moonlight poured into the room and shone on Yu Jiatang's body. For some reason, it made his body itchy and painful, and he felt uncomfortable with fever, as if something was about to burst from the inside out. Open the same.
Yu Jiatang thought to himself, could something be wrong with his physical body
He quickly called out to the king in his mind: "My lord, come out, I'm so uncomfortable now, itchy, painful and hot, what's going on..." No, this description is like aphrodisiac.
The king didn't show up on call this time, but came out after a while and said, "Don't worry about the fish pond, I'll scan your body."
Within a few seconds, Yu Jiatang opened a virtual interface in front of his eyes, which displayed his current physical data.
"Damn it, these data are crazy." It keeps rising and falling.
The king has never encountered such a situation, and the system lectures he attended before did not seem to have mentioned similar situations.
"Yutang, I'm going to contact foreign aid for help. Among the functions that have been released recently, one of them is that in case of emergency or difficult situation, you can apply for foreign aid from the customer service."
As soon as the king's application message was sent out, there was an immediate response.
Yu Jiatang was already lying on the bed uncomfortable, and the great monk still didn't wake up for some reason.
Seeing the response from the foreign aid, the king didn't bother to read the other party's information, so he quickly connected the two parties and briefly explained Yu Jiatang's current situation.
"My lord, what happened to my host? Why did this happen suddenly? Is he safe now? Will he be in danger?" The king asked a series of questions.
Because this foreign aid function has just been developed, the current part-time job is either from a relatively high status in various parts, experienced management, or those excellent hosts.
The foreign aid did not show up directly, and directly communicated with the king through the stream of consciousness of the intelligent system: "He is fine now, and this situation is related to his physical characteristics this time."
"It would be nice to have more exposure to the moon."
The king asked more specifically, but the foreign aid refused to say: "Since all the information and some functions of this mission are hidden, I can't tell you too much. You just need to know that he is not in any danger. .”
After finishing speaking, before the king continued to ask, the foreign aid cut off contact on their own.
Then the king received a text message from the customer service, asking him to rate the manual service.
The king was thinking of giving the other party a bad review, but he saw a big X in the staff code!
X? Is that the X that brought out the best host? A superstar in the system world, his unattainable X
Just when Yu Jiatang was about to hit the wall in pain, Duan Jingxuan finally regained consciousness. When he saw the black panther rolling on the bed and growling in pain, his usually calm face couldn't help but change color.
"Lianhua, where is your pain?" Duan Jingxuan asked while checking Hei Bao's body with his hands, and also tried to transfer the Buddha energy on his body to Hei Panther.
He knew that the moonlight of the fifteenth day was an opportunity for many big and small monsters to improve their cultivation and break through the bottleneck, but he never expected that the Black Panther would...
Just when his hand touched Hei Panther's chest and abdomen, Hei Panther suddenly opened his mouth and roared, screaming and throwing Duan Jingxuan down on the bed.
Duan Jingxuan was startled, turned over and pressed the black panther under him again, shouting at it: "Lotus! See who I am!"
Just when Duan Jingxuan was wondering about the current situation, the body of the black panther under him started to change...
"Great monk... I'm very sad, am I going to die..."
The voice this time was not the roar of a leopard, but a young boy's voice that was a little hoarse and had a particularly pleasant timbre, the kind that made people want to harden a little and show a little respect.
Perhaps Duan Jingxuan hadn't lost his energy from the Buddha wine he ate before, and his behavior was not as rigid and restrained as usual.
Duan Jingxuan stared at the naked black-haired boy on the bed for a long while, rehearsed the Qingxin Sutra several times in his heart, and finally lifted his hot and limp upper body and hugged him in his arms.
"Lotus, don't be afraid, it's just a transformation, it's fine."
However, not long after he finished speaking, he felt a burst of warm breath being sprayed on his neck, which seemed to carry an indescribable secret fragrance, like sandalwood, and also like the fragrance of the pond of Buddha lotus on the top of Lingfo Mountain .
"Lotus..."
In the middle of the night, the low voice of the monk implied a suppressed restraint.
The person lying on his shoulder didn't notice it at all, and even thought he was like a black panther. He habitually stuck out his tongue and licked the monk's neck. Because of the angle, he didn't lick the side of the neck, but licked to his protruding Adam's apple...
…
When Yu Jiatang woke up the next day, the whole leopard was not feeling well.
My whole body hurts, I am exhausted physically and mentally, and I just want to sleep.
The only consolation was that the great monk who would usually arrest him to chant scriptures at this time let him go and didn't force him to get up.
Yu Jiatang slumped on the bed and pretended to be dead, recalling what happened yesterday in his mind, but the memory only stayed on the great monk's drunkenness and passed out, after that, he couldn't remember anything.
He always felt that something terrible happened later.
Duan Jingxuan didn't receive any visitors today, nor did he ask for alms. He went out to buy some things and came back.
As soon as Yu Jiatang saw the donkey meat in his hand, his energy immediately improved by a few percent.
"Is it the donkey meat from Zhaoji shop?"
"Yes, it's still hot, let's eat."
Yu Jiatang took the hand of the monk who shoveled excrement, and put his mouth down. The whole fire and half of the monk's hand were stuffed into his mouth. His wet, hot and rough tongue licked around Duan Jingxuan's knuckle fingers, licking the meat on them. After it was gone, he moved his mouth away and concentrated on eating and burning.
Duan Jingxuan went to wash his hands in the basin beside him without changing his expression, and asked casually:
"Lianhua, did you sleep soundly last night?"
After Yu Jiatang finished eating one, he freed his mouth and shouted: "I don't know. I seemed to sleep a little early last night. After you got drunk, I fell asleep too, and the rest... I don't have much memory. Did you wake up later and find me sleepwalking?" ?”
Duan Jingxuan turned around, twisted the prayer beads and slowly walked towards the black panther on the bed.
"You're thinking too much. I did wake up last night, but the effect of the Buddha wine hadn't worn off at that time, so I would behave differently from usual, and I'm afraid I'd offend you."
"It's fine if you don't remember."