Yu Jiatang originally didn't want to recall what happened yesterday, but Duan Jingxuan's sentence "It's okay if you don't remember", but it aroused his curiosity, and he thought about it all day long.
Even in his spare time, he didn't go to play with the old white turtle, but clung around to the shit shovel officer, trying to make him talk about what happened last night.
He only remembered that before he lost consciousness last night, his body was very uncomfortable, and his body data was also chaotic and abnormal.
And when he woke up today, he asked the king to re-scan his body data, which showed no difference from his usual ones, except that a few major attributes had increased, not by much. within the normal range.
Duan Jingxuan is definitely a good shit-shoveling officer who is obedient to the cat owner. Normally, as long as it is what Yu Jiatang wants, he will try his best to satisfy it. It can be said that he is responsive.
However, Duan Jingxuan kept avoiding talking about this matter, and did not tell Yu Jiatang what happened that night until the end.
At night, Duan Jingxuan took Yu Jiatang to the Li family's residence that he had passed by once.
Even if Li Jin's soul has been guarding the mansion that has been abandoned for four hundred years, it is now dilapidated.
Yu Jiatang didn't know that Li's house was a ghost house, but thought it was an abandoned house, nothing special. Now that I know it, I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but I always feel that everything looks wrong everywhere.
"Great monk, is this Li residence different from the one we saw last time?" Yu Jiatang felt weirder the more he looked at it.
Duan Jingxuan didn't answer, but his rare frown confirmed Yu Jiatang's guess.
Suddenly, no one opened the dilapidated gate of Li's house.
Yu Jiatang was so frightened that the whole leopard immediately grabbed the shit shovel officer's thigh: "The ghost is here, the ghost is here, don't be afraid that I will protect you, great monk!"
Duan Jingxuan: "..."
He sighed and looked at the black panther that was holding him tightly, and touched its round ears and moist nose, "Okay, I know, it's okay if you let me go first."
"Ga—" Master, our lord welcomes you.
The big goose wobbled in. It was different from the last time I saw it. Half of the fur on this big white goose had turned black, and the distribution was still disordered. Now it doesn't look as good as the pure black leopard like Yu Jiatang. nice.
Yu Jiatang followed Duan Jingxuan into the house, and when passing by this big goose, the other party suddenly opened his mouth and bit it! Yu Jiatang had been on guard for a long time, and dodged it with one side, and then returned it with a leopard claw.
The big goose's bite just now was aimed at his vitals, so when Yu Jiatang fought back, he unceremoniously lowered his claws, fully opened his strength and agility attributes, and flew the vicious big goose away with one paw. Then he walked in front of Duan Jingxuan, and let out a domineering roar towards the pitch-black and empty house.
Under Duan Jingxuan's wide cuffs, he took back the Lingfo stone that was about to be ejected in his hand.
After the goose was thrown out, it flapped twice in mid-air, and then landed in the arms of a handsome man in fine clothes and jade belt who appeared out of thin air.
He looked at Yu Jiatang and smiled, then bowed and bowed: "The big goose has no shape, which disturbed the two distinguished guests."
Yu Jiatang laughed furiously at him, but smiled back at him out of politeness.
As a result, the real ghost on the opposite side showed a frightened expression like a person seeing a ghost.
Yu Jiatang: ...It's really annoying, I have lived for more than 400 years and still make such a fuss.
Li Jin invited Duan Jingxuan to sit in the room, but when Yu Jiatang wanted to follow, he was racially discriminated against.
"To tell you the truth, there are still many young ghost boys in my house. The master is an expert and will not easily attack us, but this black panther..."
"It is the natural enemy of our lonely souls and wild ghosts. It may devour us all in one bite. I have four hundred years of mana in my body. Many of those children are not even a hundred years old. Seeing the black panther will definitely kill us." Scared out of my wits."
Yu Jiatang swiped the screen in his heart: Li Sibai, you are really unreasonable, I am only over a year old, I have not been scared by these unscientific existences like you, but you, the evil spirits, sued first .
Yu Jiatang was very angry when he encountered racial discrimination, but Duan Jingxuan promised him to go back and give him a full body massage, on the condition that he didn't follow up and just stayed outside.
"Not once, but at least ten times. Even if you can't press so many times in a while, it's okay, just divide it up a few times."
"Okay. But you have to promise me not to move, just stay in front of this door and don't move a single step."
Yu Jiatang responded with all his mouth, this great monk, I can still lie to you with his eloquent words.
After Duan Jingxuan entered the room, the door closed with a bang.
Yu Jiatang shuddered when he heard the sound of the door.
He looked around, it was pitch black, and he couldn't even find himself.
The moon in the sky was completely covered by black clouds, and there was a posture of "showing a little moonlight and counting me as a loser".
Yu Jiatang squatted in front of the door, a pair of golden leopard eyes glowing in the dark night.
Suddenly he felt cold behind him, and immediately turned his head and opened his mouth to scream like a leopard (it didn't), but he didn't expect the other party to be more excited than him, his head was tilted in fright, and blood and tears were splashing in his eyes.
Yu Jiatang: excuse me
"... You don't seem to be in a good condition, can you hold on? Do you need me to call Li Sibai?" Yu Jiatang looked at the little ghost boy who tilted his head in fright and was shivering in the corner of the wall, and suddenly realized that he was a cat. Such a vicious leopard.
When Xiao Guitong heard his voice, he became even more frightened and shook his head again and again.
Yu Jiatang was terrified when he saw it, and quickly stopped him: "Don't shake the benefactor, your head will really fall off if you shake it again."
Hearing his words, Xiao Guitong seemed to have finally realized that his head was different, so he stretched out his hand to help him, but the force was too great, and his head really fell off.
Yu Jiatang: ...
After the little ghost boy lost his head, he probably wanted to pick it up and put it on, but he fumbled left and right, but couldn't touch the head on the ground next to him.
Seeing that Yu Jiatang was about to suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder, and was about to take two steps to help the little ghost boy, Yu Jiatang suddenly remembered the agreement with the great monk. The meaning in his words was not simply to guard, but not to be casual mess around.
Yu Jiatang had no choice but to continue to endure the obsessive-compulsive disorder, watching the little ghost Tong Guang pick up the head less than a dozen centimeters away from him for more than half an hour.
Just when Yu Jiatang was feeling drowsy, Xiao Guitong finally found his head, and when he was happy, the eye sockets on that head began to shed blood and tears again.
Yu Jiatang: ... Finally, I have seen what the real "crying with joy" is.
Xiao Guitong supported his head and carefully placed it on his neck.
Yu Jiatang also doesn't understand the body structure of ghosts, which are quite anti-scientific. It is more convenient than installing machine parts.
If it hadn't been for the little ghost boy who had turned his head upside down, Yu Jiatang would have wondered if the opponent's head had ever fallen off.
"Benefactor, do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?" For example, you have to walk backwards. Because the face is facing the back.
The little ghost boy looked at him vigilantly: "I don't feel well anywhere, I'm sick all over, I died of the plague when I was alive, and the plague is still not cured, I don't eat at all, you go find something else eat."
Yu Jiatang: "... No, you misunderstood, I am a..." A leopard who chanted scriptures and practiced Buddhism.
"Don't come here! I'm sick! Don't come here if it doesn't taste good!"
"My lord, just let me go, I'm still an eighty-year-old child..." The scene of Xiao Guitong crying was very moving, "Please don't come here again..."
Yu Jiatang was heartbroken: "...Listen, this eighty-year-old kid, I really didn't get close to you, and I won't go over there to hurt you."
"But why are you getting closer and closer to me!" Little Guitong was almost scared out of his wits by the black panther's golden eyes and bared fangs.
Yu Jiatang looked at the 80-year-old mentally retarded in front of him expressionlessly.
When he was convinced that the other party was not joking with him, but was really scared, Yu Jiatang finally couldn't bear it and roared: "That's because you put your head upside down! You thought you were going backwards, but in fact you were always coming towards me !"
"I didn't move at all from the beginning to the end, didn't you notice!"
Xiao Guitong looked down at his back: "...so that's how it is."
Yu Jiatang patted his chest with his paws, and felt that he almost had a myocardial infarction from the anger of this retarded man just now.
However, before he could recover, he saw that the little ghost boy on the opposite side snapped off his head that had just been fixed!
Yu Jiatang: "..."
Next came another half-hour-long head-safety procedure.
Xiao Guitong tried several times, but he couldn't make sure of the correct direction. Either the direction was reversed, or it was crooked. After a lot of tossing, he finally put his head in place.
Yu Jiatang was so tired beyond words.
What disappointed him the most was that he actually watched "Fancy Anchoring the Head" with great interest (not) for half an hour. He wondered whether he could be a healthy leopard in the future.
After the little ghost boy got his head fixed, he was very happy, howled for a while, and performed various somersaults in front of the immobile Yu Jiatang, and the last one rolled and disappeared in the corner of the wall.
Yu Jiatang didn't know how to express his insanity, so he could only continue to squat dignifiedly in front of the door.
Duan Jingxuan and Li Jin were whispering in the room, and I don't know which one of them used tricks to prevent Yu Jiatang from hearing the slightest movement in the room.
After the kid ran away just now, another old man who looked older, less scary, and more like an ordinary person floated over.
"My lord, have you seen my grandson? We were playing hide-and-seek just now, but I couldn't find him." The old uncle said, glanced at the panther, and added: "The night is too dark tonight, if not Seeing your eyes, I am afraid I will be rude to adults."
Yu Jiatang: "..." Grandpa, you are still being rude.
The old ghost saluted Yu Jiatang, but Yu Jiatang couldn't move his body, so he just accepted his salute.
He was a little puzzled, why did he feel that these ghosts respected him a little too much? Moreover, he can not only see these ghosts clearly, but also communicate with them very smoothly.
Not even the tacit understanding value is used, as if this body already has it.
Could it be that his physical body is really related to the black cat raised by Yan Jun
He nodded in the direction where the little ghost boy disappeared, "Your grandson should be there."
After thanking the old ghost, he rushed towards the corner of the wall...
Yu Jiatang suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly closed his eyes and turned his head away. Sure enough, he heard the old ghost's wailing in the next second.
His ghost's must-have skill—wall penetration was out of order.
Yu Jiatang thought about the force with which he had just rushed over, knowing that it shouldn't hurt too much when the ghost hit the wall, but he still felt pain for the old ghost.
Thinking of the little ghost boy breaking his head and falling, Yu Jiatang didn't dare to open his eyes for a while, for fear of seeing the hot eyes with missing arms and legs again.
Tsk, his mental health has been ruined by these two ghosts with strange paintings.