Yu Jiatang traveled to many places with Duan Jingxuan, sometimes he would not settle down in several states and counties, and sometimes he could stay in one place for several months.
Yu Jiatang has seen all kinds of things in the world, and seen too much of those people's joys and sorrows, and felt that he was about to become a Buddha on the spot like a leopard.
His physical body is not an ordinary leopard, so he grows faster. At only two years old, he is bigger than some adult leopards. Leopards are generally sexually mature at the age of three, and black leopards, who are yin and yang talismans, become adults at the age of three.
When Yu Jiatang was more than one year old, Duan Jingxuan could still be hugged and held high, lying on his body and humming, but after he was two years old, there were no benefits.
His body is like taking hormones, and he stands taller than a human being.
An adult leopard usually weighs around a hundred catties. Yu Jiatang is big and weighs a lot more. If he lay down on a human body, it would really be as if Mount Tai was overwhelmed.
I don't know if it's because the black is really thin. The black panther eats a lot, but its appearance has always been very fit. Of course, compared to ordinary leopards, it is still a size or two bigger.
Especially the forelimbs and hind legs, which are often used for climbing and jumping, have smooth and distinct muscle lines.
Sometimes Duan Jingxuan would rub Yu Jiatang's legs when he was not sitting in meditation to recite scriptures. It was useless for Yu Jiatang to refuse, seeing that the excrement shovel officer liked rubbing so much, he just ignored him and let him go.
Before returning to Lingfo Mountain, news of the old emperor's death came from the capital.
At that time, Duan Jingxuan and Yu Jiatang lived temporarily in a town, and the news had not reached the town, but Duan Jingxuan had already received the news from the people below.
Duan Jingxuan chanted scriptures continuously for seven days and nights in a small temple in the town.
This is also the first time that Yu Jiatang has truly realized that under the appearance of a shit-shoveling official and eminent monk, there is another layer of identity-the prince of the Great Banquet Dynasty.
One of the only two sons of the late emperor.
The one who will be formally enthroned is Duan Jingxuan's eldest brother, Crown Prince Jing Chang. Before the late emperor passed away, he did not allow Duan Jingxuan to set foot in the capital. Before he died, he was afraid that his son would be disobedient, so he made several decrees to block news and prohibit Duan Jingxuan from entering the capital.
The first emperor was a loyal supporter of Taoism, but his son became a spiritual Buddha of Buddhism. He prevented Duan Jingxuan from entering Beijing, which was actually a disguised form of protection.
Duan Jingxuan's brothers did not accept his status as "Spiritual Buddha". After all, Taoism is the native sect of Da Yan, while Buddhism is a foreign sect. Although there are many believers, even the royal family also believes in Buddhism, the emperors of Da Yan did not like Buddhism.
No matter what the previous emperor was like, or what the new emperor's attitude was, it seemed that it had no effect on Duan Jingxuan. He didn't go to the capital, but still took Yu Jiatang to continue on his way to Huilingfo Mountain.
It seems that in this world, there is only Lingfo Mountain left, which is Duan Jingxuan's home.
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Lingfo Mountain hasn't changed much since before they left, except that there are a few more little monsters on the mountain who came to cultivate.
When Yu Jiatang and Duan Jingxuan went down the mountain, the wolf king Yinfeng was fighting with his ex-wife Jinbao. They both went out and traveled, and the two were still fighting.
In fact, it was mainly Yinfeng who was looking for trouble on purpose. Normally, Golden Leopard would not leave his territory at all. Even if a butterfly from Golden Leopard's territory flew into his territory, Yinfeng would make a big fuss with Golden Leopard.
Come and go, everyone should watch the excitement, the number of times is too many, and you can't help but wonder if the wolf king has something wrong with his mind.
Which monster wants to get his ex-wife back with such a stupid method
Bai Song is the Disciplinary Inspection Committee of Lingfo Mountain, and also the chairman of the Lingfo Mountain Neighborhood Committee. Because of Yinfeng and Xiaojin's disagreement, he has come forward to mediate many times, but to no avail.
Xiao Jin has always been very cooperative, doing whatever he is asked to do, but Yinfeng, like the late stage of the second disease, often goes to Xiao Jin's territory to block him.
"Master, what do you think we should do? Yinfeng and Xiaojin can't get back together now, but it's not a solution for them to keep arguing like this. The bonfire banquet is about to start, and they are so arguing that even the bonfire banquet will be affected." Influence." As soon as he heard that Master Xuan'an had returned to the mountain, Bai Song immediately transformed into a human form and came to the ancient temple to find Duan Jingxuan's tree cave.
Yu Jiatang only knows that it is difficult for an upright official to settle housework, and the matter of these two will ultimately have to be resolved by themselves.
After Bai Song left, Yu Jiatang carefully climbed onto the bed in the meditation room - he is no longer a child who weighs dozens of pounds, and he can't just jump around casually. Beds are fragile to him.
"Xiao Jin hasn't returned to Lingfo Mountain for so many years, why did he come back suddenly this time?" Yu Jiatang asked Duan Jingxuan while posing in a side-lying position that was more casual and enchanting (not) while picking at the fruit on the side plate.
"No matter why he came back, as long as it doesn't affect Lingfo Mountain, it's his own business."
"The bonfire banquet has been delayed for so long, and it should indeed be held. This is the tradition of the demons on Lingfo Mountain. Silver Wind and Xiao Jin will also go. Don't run around at that time, so as not to be involved in some messy things."
The Neighborhood Committee of Lingfo Mountain was pressed into a hurry, but it still had a certain efficiency. Yinfeng had already made three agreements with Baisong, and would not argue with Xiaojin again until the bonfire feast was over.
Yu Jiatang fully agreed, but on the day of the bonfire banquet, Duan Jingxuan and he had just entered the arena, and before they got to their seats, they found that the black panther beside them had gone somewhere.
"Master, what are you looking for?" A rabbit demon who has just become a spirit mustered up the courage to come over and ask.
Duan Jingxuan said "Amitabha", "I'm looking for lotus."
The rabbit demon also heard that Master Xuan'an raised a black panther named Lotus, he quickly pointed the way: "I just saw a black panther was brought to Senior Xiao Jin by some little monsters, it should be them They are of the same lineage as leopards, and want to recognize relatives."
Leopard monsters are used to walking alone, and there are not many leopard monsters who are willing to appear in places where monsters gather like Lingfo Mountain. It is only natural to say hello when they meet.
Duan Jingxuan thanked the little rabbit demon, then walked in the direction he pointed, and saw his lotus flower, paralyzed on the seat next to the golden leopard like a cat cake, and there were a few spirit monkeys stuffing a few pieces into the black panther's mouth from time to time. Grapes, stuffed with barbecue.
"The grapes are a bit sour. Let me taste the apricots next to it. Also, the barbecue is a bit overcooked. Go tell Tiger King so that he doesn't get so burnt."
Ever since Tiger King became husband and wife with White Dog, he has turned into a chef, trying to make delicious food to please his wife. Seeing that his cooking skills are not bad, Bai Song let him cook the meals for the bonfire banquet.
A spirit monkey who served tea and water to Uncle Leopard next to him jumped out to pass the message to Tiger King immediately after hearing it. The service attitude is not good.
"Eh? Why did you stop, where is Xingzi? Continue to feed, don't forget to beat my back, Master Xuan'an only rubbed my legs these two days, my back is very sore."
As soon as Yu Jiatang yelled, he was hit on the back.
Yu Jiatang closed his eyes comfortably and hummed, "Little monkey has strong hands, but I like it, so just keep this strength and do it a few more times. By the way, where is Xingzi?"
A fruit apricot was brought to his mouth, Yu Jiatang opened his mouth to eat it, and licked his mouth after eating, before continuing to chat with the golden leopard sitting on the other side.
Since Yu Jiatang was one year older, he was able to communicate smoothly with some big and small monsters, and he was of the same kind as the Golden Leopard, so there was no obstacle in communicating.
Xiao Jin is a monster who doesn't talk much. Compared with Yu Jiatang, a fake leopard, some of his habits are more in line with leopards. But everyone knows that Yu Jiatang grew up with Duan Jingxuan since he was a child, and he will definitely not be as wild and ferocious as ordinary leopards.
Xiao Jin grew up in the mountains through and through.
Yu Jiatang talked on and on for a long time, but Xiao Jin didn't even respond to the previous few words.
Another piece of grilled meat, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, was brought to his mouth. After eating, Yu Jiatang was about to praise a few words, but when he opened his eyes, he saw a magnified handsome face.
Yu Jiatang: "..."
"Why don't you make a sound when you're here!" Yu Jiatang yelled at him with little confidence. In fact, he just sneaked away.
Duan Jingxuan's identity is there, and most of the monsters are in awe of him. If Yu Jiatang is by his side, there will not be a few monsters coming to talk to him throughout the bonfire banquet.
With a smile in his eyes, Duan Jingxuan sat down beside Hei Bao.
The dance performances of several butterfly demons and snake demons had already started on the field. Yu Jiatang took the time to glance at the monk beside him, and found that he was watching it very seriously.
Yu Jiatang asked tentatively: "Do you really like to watch these banshees dance?" No way, great monk, you will be reported by the masses for being so corrupt.
Duan Jingxuan said: "Actually, I want to see you dance more than them."
Yu Jiatang suspected that there was something wrong with his ears: "What? Say it again, the meat was too fragrant and I didn't hear clearly."
Duan Jingxuan recited a sentence of Amitabha, but did not speak again.
After Yu Jiatang was shocked, he was actually a little bit moved. Anyway, the people present were basically monsters. Except for the banshee, the dancing skills of the male monsters were all at the level of hot eyes.
At any rate, Yu Jiatang used to dance in the square with his aunt.
Since the great monk made such a sincere request, Yu Jiatang felt that it was necessary for him to meet the small request of the shit shovel officer.
But the square dance is boring to dance alone. Yu Jiatang wanted to dance with the golden leopard, but was firmly rejected by the other party.
"Lianhua, I'm not good at this, why don't you ask Baisong and Heiteng, they are all big monsters who have lived for thousands of years, there is almost nothing they can't do." Jinbao resolutely diverted the trouble.
Yu Jiatang finally pulled a few rabbit monsters up to dance the rabbit dance together. Although there was no soundtrack, the sense of rhythm had already made a bunch of big and small monsters below drunk.
A black panther, leading a group of rabbits, does a rabbit dance in front of a bunch of various monsters...
All the guests, including Duan Jingxuan, finished watching the rabbit dance with a dazed look on their faces. There were also younger cubs who took the initiative to join in the fun. When the black panther was leaving, there were still many young monsters who went up to give it flowers. ring.
Yu Jiatang's neck was covered with flowers and plants, and when he returned to his seat, Duan Jingxuan saw that he was uncomfortable wearing it, so he took it off for him, and fed him fruit wine to quench his thirst.
Then before he could stop him, Yu Jiatang drank up a large glass of fruit wine.
"Lotus..." Duan Jingxuan half embraced the black panther that had grown into a big leopard into his arms.
Yu Jiatang burped, "What's wrong? Time to go back?"
"Let's go back and sleep together, Great Monk."
The golden leopard and a few spirit monkeys on the side silently covered their ears, as if they hadn't heard anything.
Didn't expect that the black panther and the master usually sleep together
The bonfire banquet has to be held for many days in a row, and it is generally not possible to leave in advance.
Yu Jiatang drank a whole glass of spirit fruit wine, and he had never drunk this kind of wine before, so the spirit of the wine rose very quickly. After talking a few words in a daze, he fell asleep snoring.
From the beginning to the end of the banquet, Duan Jingxuan kept hugging his black panther. Occasionally, other little demons would come to talk to them, but they ignored them. If it wasn't for his mouth opening and closing and chanting scriptures, he would have looked as if he had fallen asleep.
Jin Bao likes to be quiet, he just feels that staying beside Master Xuan'an is the most peaceful, even the mentally handicapped Yin Feng didn't dare to come over to disturb him, and just glared at him fiercely.
…
When Yu Jiatang woke up again, he found that he had returned to Duan Jingxuan's meditation room as soon as he opened his eyes.
The moment the black panther opened his eyes, Duan Jingxuan also woke up from his trance. He got up from the futon: "Lianhua, do you want to eat something?"
Yu Jiatang subconsciously said to eat, and felt something was wrong after shouting: "Wait, great monk, aren't we attending a bonfire feast?"
Duan Jingxuan looked at him for a while, then slowly said: "That happened half a month ago."
Yu Jiatang: ... What the hell
While waiting for the table to eat, Yu Jiatang still couldn't accept the fact that he was drunk for more than half a month, and drunk the entire bonfire banquet.
He has only tasted a little of Tiger King's craftsmanship, and Hei Teng and Bai Song will play "Black Snake Prince" together, he hasn't seen it yet...
Yu Jiatang knew that people would lose their fragments when drinking, but he didn't expect that leopards would also lose their fragments when drinking. He couldn't remember exactly what happened after he was drunk, but he still remembered a few vague pictures.
There are a few scenes where Duan Jingxuan takes him to take a bath near the Youtan at night, and cleans up the [beep—] parts for him as before.
Yu Jiatang didn't know the context, just looking at the middle, I always felt that there was a mess between him and the monk [beep-], as if something indescribable happened.
Yu Jiatang has been very honest these past few days. Whether he is chanting scriptures or sleeping, he even eats less meat. In fact, if his current body does not eat, he will not feel hungry.
But he observed Duan Jingxuan for a few days, and he didn't find any difference in his attitude towards him from before.
Could it be that he was thinking too much and nothing happened? After all, he is just a leopard.
When Ah Yuan and Ah Yan came to look for him in the ancient temple, Yu Jiatang had already started to wander around the temple again, but as pure-blooded leopard demons, these two could already transform into forms, and the transformed forms were very pink. Yu Zhuo's young child.
The two little guys followed Yu Jiatang every day and called "Uncle Hua", and even slept with the black panther at night.
Since Yu Jiatang got drunk this time, she always felt that there was something wrong with sleeping with the great monk, so she simply went to sleep in the room of the two little guys.
"Uncle Hua, I heard a demon say, is it true that you are still sleeping with Master Xuan'an? Ah Yan and I have long since stopped sleeping with our fathers, but Daddy and Second Daddy have been sleeping together for so many years." .”
Yu Jiatang really wanted to say that he and the great monk had been just chatting under the quilt all the time, but such an explanation seemed too deliberate, so he nodded perfunctorily and said nothing.
"Then will you have cubs with Master Xuan'an in the future? That's how we came here. The eldest father said that he slept with the second father for a long time, and we were born."
Yu Jiatang: "..." He felt first-hand that one lie requires countless lies to cover up, but why did Hei Teng and Bai Song have to cover up the lies they told their children in front of their children.
"I am a male, and the great monk is also a male. The two of us can't sleep with cubs. As for how Heiteng and Baisong have you, this is their trick. I can't learn it. You can ask them in private .”
The children couldn't sleep well at night, especially the little leopard who hadn't been formed for a long time. The two tossed together, and Yu Jiatang's steel and iron bones were beaten to death by them.
After being woken up by A Yuan's fart in the middle of the night, Yu Jiatang felt that he couldn't sleep anymore, so he got up and touched the room of the great monk, carefully trying to get in through the window.
Duan Jingxuan likes to bask in the moon at night, as long as Yu Jiatang is not around, his windows are open at night.
Compared to his body, Yu Jiatang's head was not big, so it was easy to get his head in, followed by his shoulders and waist. Although he moved back and forth with some reluctance, he still squeezed in.
However, what he didn't expect was that when he was about to crawl in completely, his ass got stuck!
And it was stuck tightly, as if something stuck to the window frame!
Yu Jiatang was so anxious that he was about to sweat, he twisted his butt vigorously and pulled himself in, but it didn't work, he felt that the window frame was glued, and his buttocks were completely stuck to it!
On the second day, when Duan Jingxuan got up, he saw the black panther at the window, which was still in the movement of entering the house.
"Lotus? When did you come?" Duan Jingxuan beckoned him over.
Yu Jiatang kept her pose motionless, and said nonsense with her leopard eyes open, "I'm just here too."
Duan Jingxuan didn't seem suspicious at all and said: "It's not yet bright, and there is heavy humidity in the window, why don't you go inside to keep warm."
Yu Jiatang made a serious face: "You don't need to worry about me, it's very comfortable here. Don't you think the wind blowing from the window can make you feel happy?"
Duan Jingxuan looked at the black panther's posture for a long time, and seemed to finally see something, after thinking about it, he said, "Lianhua, are you...can't come in?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? With such a big window, I'm just a two-year-old leopard. How can I not get in? I just feel so comfortable." The black panther growled weakly.
Duan Jingxuan pressed his fist to his lips and cleared his cough, and said with a smile in his voice: "So that's it, then I'll go wash and eat first, and tell me when you want to eat."
So today, Duan Jingxuan, Ah Yuan, and Ah Yan all ate in this room.
The two little guys asked them more than once when Uncle Hua would come down from the window. Yu Jiatang said that the scenery here is beautiful and he wanted to stay a little longer.
Until it got dark, the two little ones went to sleep next door, and Duan Jingxuan also slept with his clothes on.
Yu Jiatang just started to struggle again to move his buttocks out of the window. While twisting, he suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks, and then he roared uncontrollably, waking Duan Jingxuan awake.
"Great monk, help me, my butt hurts, go and see what bit me!"
When Duan Jingxuan went out and saw the blood-sucking worm on the panther's butt, he quickly swept it away with his sleeves, then found a bottle of medicinal powder in the room and sprinkled it on the panther.
"This is a blood-sucking worm on Lingfo Mountain. It rarely appears at this time of year. The one just now probably came out because it was too hungry..." I happened to see the black panther's pouting buttocks again.
Duan Jingxuan drugged the black panther, and patted the part where its tail connected to its buttocks. Strange to say, after being patted by Duan Jingxuan, Yu Jiatang immediately felt his butt loosen. He jumped out with all his strength!
At the moment of liberation, Yu Jiatang looked back at his butt, a little unbelievable that he really came out.
"Lianhua, do you want to close the window tonight?" Duan Jingxuan asked with the medicine powder for detoxifying and healing wounds in his hand.
Yu Jiatang suspected that he had misread the flashing smile on the head monk's face just now. The head monk was always solemn and rigid, so how could he make fun of the fact that his ass was stuck by the window.
"Shut up." Otherwise, if another blood-sucking bug comes in, he won't be able to sleep.
Being stuck by the window for a whole day, when Yu Jiatang was lying on Duan Jingxuan's bed, he still felt that the back half of his body was separated from the front half.
Duan Jingxuan took advantage of the situation and asked him: "Do you want me to rub it for you?"
"That's not good..." Yu Jiatang pretended to decline for a while, and then said immediately, "If you insist, just rub it, I'm fine."
As soon as Duan Jingxuan put his hand up and rubbed it twice, Yu Jiatang felt itchy, and his black leopard face was wrinkled. If it was changed to a human expression, it should look like it was scratched to the itchy place and couldn't help laughing.
Duan Jingxuan rubbed it several times in a row, and Yu Jiatang couldn't help rolling over on the bed, threatening in a low voice: "No, don't touch that, you'll lose your face if you touch it again."
Duan Jingxuan had also touched the Black Panther before, but he didn't know that rubbing would make it react so strongly.
Just seeing it tossing and making noise, Duan Jingxuan rarely got excited, stretched out his hand to rub his body, Yu Jiatang hid back and forth, the bed was such a big place, and finally he wanted to climb up the wall in a hurry, In the end, Duan Jingxuan hugged him from behind and forced him back.
An adult leopard weighs a lot, and Duan Jingxuan was pressed on the bed by the black leopard as a pad due to its weight.
As soon as Yu Jiatang turned over, he realized that something was wrong.
His two front paws...
It became a pair of hands with five distinct fingers!
Just as Yu Jiatang wanted to get up from the great monk to take a good look at himself, he pressed down on the back of his head with his hands.