Hei Teng went to Kunlun in July, accompanied by Bai Song and several other great monsters from Lingfo Mountain. Ah Yuan and Ah Yan were left in the ancient temple.
Yu Jiatang also wanted to take a look at Kunlun Mountain. He has lived for several lifetimes and visited many places, but he has never been to Kunlun Mountain.
In his world, Kunlun Mountain is famous for its mystery, and it is said that "anything can happen on Kunlun Mountain". Kunlun Mountain, a world where fairies, demons and people coexist, should be even more mysterious.
Duan Jingxuan heard his thoughts, but said: "You have just broken body, it is not suitable to go to a place like Kunlun Mountain, it will hinder your cultivation, when your mana is more stable, I will take you to see Kunlun in person."
Yu Jiatang froze like a lightning strike.
What did the great monk just say
... In short, Yu Jiatang never mentioned the matter of going to Kunlun to Duan Jingxuan again.
That night, when Duan Jingxuan was about to take off his cassock and go to bed with the black panther in his arms, Yu Jiatang occupied the bedside and did not make room for him.
"lotus?"
Yu Jiatang nodded his head in the direction of the futon, signaling him to meditate tonight.
Duan Jingxuan glanced at the futon on the ground, then at the soft belly of the panther, shook his head and refused: "Meditation requires meditation, and I can't calm my mind right now."
Yu Jiatang glanced at him unexpectedly: "There are times when you can't calm down?" Are you kidding, he is a spiritual Buddha, and his mind is as calm as water, okay
Duan Jingxuan said with a calm face: "Have you forgotten what day it is today?"
Yu Jiatang was lazily lying on the bed, her thick round and long leopard tail unconsciously scratching her territory.
"What day, why don't I know?"
"Today is fifteen."
Yu Jiatang responded, and waited for a while before reacting, stood up abruptly, and watched Duan Jingxuan retreating warily.
After he had been intimate with Duan Jingxuan, as soon as he transformed into a human form, the great monk became...unspeakable. Let Yu Jiatang have a shadow on the matter of becoming a human, unless it is necessary, he will not become a human.
But on the fifteenth of every month, Yu Jiatang would unconsciously turn into a human being, and then be forced to have sex with Duan Jingxuan a few times.
It was useless for Yu Jiatang to protest, the great monk would only use a solemn gesture of treasure, and told him solemnly: "This is something that will be of great benefit to you, especially on the 15th day, we have fun, it will make your cultivation for great improvement."
However, Yu Jiatang just wanted to swear: It's of great benefit to go to your place, go to your sex, I don't want to be killed on the bed by the shit-shoveling officer [beep-] before the mission time is over.
Duan Jingxuan didn't quite understand why the Black Panther was so repulsive about bed matters. In fact, monsters are much more indulgent than humans in this regard, and black panthers are not considered abstinent monsters...
"Since you don't want it, then we can go to bed earlier." Duan Jingxuan paused for a moment before opening his mouth.
Yu Jiatang didn't believe his "delay strategy" at all. Duan Jingxuan said the same thing last time, but when he became a human, what he said immediately didn't count. If a monk didn't tell lies, he would just deceive those pilgrims.
The two sides were in a stalemate for a long time, but Yu Jiatang still drove Duan Jingxuan to meditate on the futon, while he himself turned over with his stomach exposed, and slept soundly on the bed.
In the middle of the night, Yu Jiatang felt a little itchy on his neck, and just about to reach out to pat it, the warm and damp itching disappeared immediately. Then his lips were sealed, and the familiar scent of aloe surrounded him tightly, making him almost unwilling to wake up, just wanting to be intoxicated by it...
After dawn, Yu Jiatang woke up, and there was no one in the bedroom, but he had a faint feeling that he had been tricked again, and turned into a black panther with a sullen face. When Duan Jingxuan came back from fetching water, Yu Jiatang asked him.
"Didn't you say you were going to meditate on the futon last night?"
While washing the black panther's paws, Duan Jingxuan said, "That's right, but I didn't say that I would meditate all night, and then I would go to bed and rest."
Yu Jiatang splashed water on his face with his claws expressionlessly, a shameless monk.
Without Hei Teng and Bai Song, Yu Jiatang was not so active in watching other people's gossip in the "community". The temporary chairman of the neighborhood committee of Lingfo Mountain is the small group of rabbit demons, who is the big white rabbit and rabbit demon who leads the dance in the "Square Rabbit Dance".
It usually looks soft and timid, but the rabbit will bite people when it is in a hurry. If the residents in the community mess up, the rabbit monster will not be soft at all, and will deal with it directly according to the rules and regulations. No one will be sympathetic.
Before it was okay to break through, Yu Jiatang was more attached to the great monk, except for the moment when he was out walking every day, he could hardly leave him. Now, Yu Jiatang runs outside all day, and Duan Jingxuan often calls him back with a bronze piece.
If Yu Jiatang was a little late in responding, Duan Jingxuan would find him by himself. This is not the most exaggerated. The most exaggerated thing is that Duan Jingxuan often exercises his arm strength with the black panther, which tends to lose weight.
Wherever Yu Jiatang wanted to go, Duan Jingxuan would carry him there, and would not let him go to the ground. Half of Yu Jiatang's soaring weight was due to Duan Jingxuan.
After Yu Jiatang found out that he was slightly fat, he didn't even eat vegetarian food, but he still couldn't stop his gradually thickening waist. It's like drinking a little water to make you fat.
"Great monk, do you feel that I have...become rounder recently?" Yu Jiatang still couldn't bear to use the word "fat" on his black panther body.
To be reasonable, after wearing it for several lifetimes, can't you let him be a quiet big beautiful cat? In the first world, he wore fat orange, so he didn’t say anything. In this world, he was dressed as a black panther, and he could still gain weight, WTF
Duan Jingxuan paused slightly for the hand that was twisting the prayer beads, and looked in the direction of the black panther, which was looking left and right in the mirror.
Duan Jingxuan got up and walked towards it. When he came to it, he bent over and rubbed the black panther's soft waist a few times. In the mirror, the monk's face was cold, handsome and ascetic.
"No, it's good that you are like this, otherwise when you become a human, you will be too thin. I still like you to have more flesh." Duan Jingxuan said with a smile on his mouth, and lowered his head to kiss on the ear of the black panther. dear.
Yu Jiatang's face was black, and he turned his head to meet the monk's eyes for a moment, but he still opened his mouth angrily and pretended to bite his throat.
Duan Jingxuan didn't hide, let him pounce on him, and Yu Jiatang finally just licked the shit shovel officer's Adam's apple twice to give up.
***
Yu Jiatang once again started the great cause of weight loss.
At Youtan Waterfall in Lingfo Mountain, Duan Jingxuan would go there to meditate for a period of time every few days, and when he had enough time, he would go there every day.
Yu Jiatang decided to go to the waterfall to practice hard like Duan Jingxuan, but he wanted to go upstream from the rocks under the waterfall, so that he could not only exercise his climbing ability, but also exercise his physical strength.
After Duan Jingxuan heard his idea, his first reaction was to refuse. The reason was very straightforward, and it directly made Yu Jiatang want to break up with Monk Nanpiao.
"I'm not worried about your strength. What I worry about is whether those rocks can hold your weight." After all, the impact of the waterfall is added.
No matter what Yu Jiatang said, the great monk would not let go.
Yu Jiatang saw the appearance of the great monk who was about to continue meditating with his eyes closed, suddenly transformed into a human form, sat down beside him and hugged him, and said in a discussing tone: "Great monk, you can let me go, if not, I will I'll come back with you right away, no matter what."
Duan Jingxuan recited a few words of the Qingxin Sutra in his heart. After a few breaths of silence, he still opened his eyes. Suddenly, a young man who was making trouble beside him was pressed to the ground, and kissed wantonly on his lips and neck until the other party was cold. Frowning, and baring his fangs fiercely at him, Duan Jingxuan stopped and said: "You are not allowed to mess around there, don't hold on, if you can't do it, come down, you must not hurt your body."
The source of the waterfall above the pool is unknown, nor how long it has existed. The water in the pool is also running water, and there are waterways leading to nowhere at the bottom.
Although Yu Jiatang and the others usually regard this pool as a bathhouse, in fact the water here is not ordinary water. There are several water sources in Lingfo Mountain. one.
The news about Yu Jiatang going to climb the waterfall was spread by Ah Yuan and Ah Yan. As a result, that day, several big monsters said they would come to watch, but of course Yu Jiatang disagreed.
He didn't know if he could climb up. If he made a fool of himself, he would still be messing around in Lingfo Mountain. No matter how dark his face was, he couldn't bear such embarrassment.
Anyway, Shuitan used to be Duan Jingxuan's territory, and now it is his territory. He disagrees, and those monsters can't enter his territory without authorization, otherwise they won't be able to fight back even if they are beaten.
Duan Jingxuan was sitting in meditation under the waterfall, and Yu Jiatang had just walked under the waterfall when he was almost knocked down by the impact of the falling waterfall, and a series of lies in his heart swiped the screen.
Usually seeing the great monk sitting there with a calm face, he thought it was very relaxed!
Duan Jingxuan was also taken aback by how he almost slipped and fell, and even stretched out his hand to save him.
"This waterfall is not ordinary water. The falling force is so great that even the big demon has to fight it hard. If it's just for..." To lose weight, there is really no need to work so hard, my black lotus.
Yu Jiatang is getting used to this kind of impact. He just did it for a while. After all, he is also a big black panther with a golden finger, so he can't be coaxed.
After Yu Jiatang got used to it a bit, he stretched out his claws to grab a rock on the cliff wall. After years of polishing by the waterfall, some rocks are very smooth, and some are angular, but they are undoubtedly very hard.
"Great monk, I'm going up!"
After Yu Jiatang yelled, he took two steps back, roared and rushed over, and climbed up. The big black panther with the golden finger was different, and it climbed several meters in the blink of an eye.
Suddenly a lot of gravel fell from above, and then Duan Jingxuan heard the frightened roar of the black panther.
"Great monk! Help!"
Hearing the sound, Duan Jingxuan flew up immediately, and took advantage of his strength to fly up to the position Yu Jiatang was holding. Seeing the situation in front of him, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Yu Jiatang was staring at a small snake as thick as a thumb. The snake had gorgeous scales, a triangular head, and a horn-shaped piece of flesh on top of its head.
This little snake was probably about to go back into the hole on the cliff, but Yu Jiatang accidentally stepped on its tail. Now Yu Jiatang was pawing on the stone wall while maintaining a climbing posture, and the snake's abdomen was also clinging to the stone wall as if it had a suction force. It raised its upper body and stared at the black panther next to it.
Yu Jiatang felt that the snake's eyes were full of sarcasm.
The snake didn't intend to argue with this silly leopard at first, but after seeing Duan Jingxuan coming up, it bent slightly like a human being, showing respect to Lingfo, turned around and burrowed into its own cave.
Yu Jiatang was still in shock. He was not afraid of Heiteng before, and he also knew that most pythons are actually non-venomous. What he feared most was this kind of brightly colored snake, especially the one just now. It was poisonous at first glance. One bite, his Leopard explained.
"That's the crown viper raised by the previous generation of Lingfo. It's extremely poisonous, but it won't attack monsters and people in Lingfo Mountain. You don't have to be so afraid when you see it next time."
"Lotus, are you still climbing?" Duan Jingxuan stroked the black panther's tail which was still flicking nervously.
"Climb, it's none of your business here, you can continue to sit in meditation."
Duan Jingxuan: "..."