Facts have proved that taking a bath together is completely overthinking by Yu Jiatang, the filthy demon king.
The bathing place on the chariot is actually a room with many human compartments. People who need to clean their bodies just need to go in and lie down, and click a few buttons to perform all-round cleaning, not with water, but with some special substance.
There is also a large cleaning chamber next to it, which is specially used for cleaning the war beasts.
Beast needs to click buttons, and there are more programs. After all, there are many dead spots on the beast. And with hair, there are many breeding species.
Dahai and Herbert also came to do the cleaning. Yu Jiatang watched Dahai walk into its exclusive cleaning compartment, raised his paw and skillfully pressed a button on the virtual data screen, and began to wash beautifully.
He felt as if something was wrong—why didn't the door of the barn be closed when taking a shower
Dahai felt that he looked the most handsome when he was taking a bath, and he kept showing his might and strength to Manchiken.
Yu Jiatang looked back again and again, and finally hid behind Si Huan.
Si Huan looked at the owner of the long-tailed sea cat expressionlessly, and Herbert smiled and ran over to help his silly cat owner close the barn door. When it was closed, its tail was whipped by the angry sea.
Yu Jiatang is relatively small and does not have his own cleaning room, so he and Si Huan share one.
After taking a bath, Yu Jiatang found that the smell on his body was exactly the same as that on Si Huan's body. When Si Huan held him in his arms, the smells of each other completely merged together, and Yu Jiatang's own polluted thoughts made him feel abnormal ambiguous.
Yu Jiatang kicked Sihuan's chest with his hind legs, jumped out of his arms, and walked beside him, one person and one cat.
They washed faster, and Herbert was forced to suffer because his family's Dahai was big and had scales on his body. It was a difficult process for him to control the instinct to open the scales and accept the cleaning of foreign objects. It has not changed for so many years. Pass.
Yu Jiatang returned to his luxurious cat room. When Si Huan wanted to come in with him, Yu Jiatang quickly locked the door.
He jumped on the thick and soft bedding, turned on the Xingwang entertainment projector, and on the homepage were all kinds of entertainment news. On the popular TV series, Yu Jiatang actually saw a drama about a sadomasochistic relationship between a man and a cat.
Or a bloody love triangle.
It’s about the noble male protagonist of the empire, who raised a Sanhua with an unattractive fur. Later, this Sanhua was lost when traveling with the male protagonist to other planets. The male protagonist was almost depressed because of this, and later his friend gave it to He is a beautiful and elegant white cat. Accompanied by the white cat, the hero gradually came out from the previous shadow.
Then the big climax of the whole drama, the bloody turning point came.
When the male protagonist and the white cat have been dependent on each other for decades, and even refused the marriage arranged by the family for the sake of the white cat, and planned to stay with each other until the end of their lives, the ugly Sanhua who was accidentally lost before went through various hardships and found back.
That ugly three flower, in order to find the former shit shovel officer, paid a considerable price, and was captured by the villain in the play to do research on it, transforming its body into a half-human, half-cat cat orc.
At the beginning, Yu Jiatang was curious and went to watch this interstellar world's favorite drama, but he didn't expect to see this kind of heart-wrenching drama that made him spurt his old blood.
In the climax part of the whole play, the ugly Sanhua and the male protagonist reunited in the garden where they often went together. The ugly Sanhua was neither human nor cat, and was in a mess with scars, while the male protagonist hugged his white cat, coaxing gently Look at it and play with it.
When seeing Ugly Sanhua, the hero reacted calmly.
He looked at the white cat that was licking the back of his hand softly, and picked it up: "Let's go, my little prince."
The hero and the ugly Sanhua passed by.
Then there is the inner monologue of Ugly Sanhua given by the director:
""I knew he recognized me. "
""I also know that he has not forgotten me. "
"He has already felt sorry for the former Sanhua, so he doesn't want to disappoint another cat owner."
"When he looked at me, his eyes told me he was sorry."
"Other than that, there's nothing to do with love."
"I'm not sad, just a little regretful, after all..."
"Come back too late."
When Yu Jiatang saw this passage, he fell down on the mattress in the shape of a cat cake, wanting to cry but wanting to vomit blood even more.
But here comes the worst part.
The next moment, three large characters "End of the play" appeared on the virtual screen
Yu Jiatang: "..."
This is the end
Yu Jiatang couldn't believe that the director was caught off guard at the climax of the whole drama and ended it unexpectedly!
According to the routine, shouldn't there be dozens of episodes of abuse after the reunion
Yu Jiatang's whole cat was blown up, and he put on a vest and went to the TV drama forum to publish a ten-thousand-word post-viewing review. He is a cat, he can't record voice, and the input with his paw is relatively slow, and it took several hours to get it right.
Yu Jiatang felt that this show was bloody and illogical in many places, but it could be seen that the characters in it played their roles very hard, turning a bloody love triangle into a literary performance.
His whole post-viewing review is just to complain about why the director stopped in such a worrying place. He had just coded the 4000-word long comment code, and when he was about to send it out, he saw a new post on the top of the TV drama forum.
It was officially released, which probably means that the ending of this drama has been decided long ago, and this kind of ending can best express some thoughts that the director wants to convey to the audience.
Of course, the most important thing is that the official mentioned in the post that the crew was very short of funds during the filming process.
The appearance fees of cat and orc stars are almost recognized by the empire as high. Coupled with other expenses for filming, they can't support them to continue filming and simply get stuck at the climax and stop abruptly.
Yu Jiatang silently put away her 10,000-character long comment.
The next night, he didn't sleep well, and his dream was full of the shit-shoveling officers in the mission world he had experienced, who came to him together and asked him why he wanted to be with others.
When Yu Jiatang woke up, the whole cat was listless.
Even though he knew from the king that the shit-shoveling officers he met were actually the same host doing the task, but Yu Jiatang still felt uneasy.
In the dream, when he was questioned by the shit-shoveling officers, he really felt extremely heartbroken. I abused myself enough.
When Si Huan came to ask Yu Jiatang to get up and eat, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a lifeless little short leg.
"What happened?" Si Huan put the food on the table, and was about to bend over to hug the cat owner, but the other party avoided him.
Si Huan froze. He had guessed before that this Manchiken was probably raised by a shit-shoveling officer, and he would often refuse to be too close to him, but he didn't expect that he would refuse so clearly this time. He even hugged him It doesn't work either.
Yu Jiatang washed up by himself and started to eat. He was very depressed throughout the process, and even the new food didn't make him much happier.
Actually... he looks like this, he kind of misses his own shit-shoveling officer.
Their relationship with the world in the last mission had a qualitative leap. For hosts like them who constantly traveled across planes to do missions, they were in a period of passionate love.
Although the vacation is good, but I can't see the shit shovel officer, Yu Jiatang is also very upset.
After Yu Jiatang finished his meal, he went out for a walk. Si Huan didn't stop him, and he didn't follow him. He went around the cat owner's room, and finally found traces of being used in the Xingwang Entertainment projection.
He turned on the projection, and some browsing records and projection playback records were displayed on it. After seeing the traces of the TV series being played in full, Si Huan turned on the replay.
He watched the whole drama from beginning to end with mixed feelings, and his mood after that was only four words—
It's hard to say.
But he also found the reason why the cat owner was unhappy.
It's just that this heart knot can't be untied in a few words, or it can be untied in a short time, and the person who tied the bell must be untied. He knew that he was just lucky enough to meet this Munchkin, not its real owner, and the depression in his heart probably could only be resolved after meeting the original owner.
Thinking of this, Si Huan's heart also felt stuffy.
He even secretly wanted to lock the cat owner by his side for the rest of his life, preventing him from getting in touch with the original owner.
But he also knew it was a criminal idea.
The empire attaches great importance to the mental health of cat owners, and cat abusers will be punished severely. At the same time, "cat abuse" also includes psychological abuse of cat owners.
Regenerated cats have a high IQ, and they also have various emotions, so if the excrement officer is not good enough, or half-hearted, it will easily make the cat owner feel painful and depressed.
Similarly, once the shit-shoveling officer's possessive desire for the cat owner reaches the extreme, he collapses, goes crazy, imprisons and abuses the cat owner, which will also cause physical and mental harm to the cat owner.
With the development of the empire to this day, there are very few such people, but occasionally one or two will appear.
Si Huan wondered if it was because he hadn't done regular psychological counseling for too long that he had such extreme thoughts.
In the empire, psychological counseling is a free welfare provided by the state, and any citizen has five opportunities for free psychological counseling every month.
Si Huan hadn't been there for two months, and the doctor in charge of him urged him several times. He had been investigating the abandoned Manchiken Research Center on Manji, and didn't bother to go back to Didu.
Si Huan sat on the soft cushion that Yu Jiatang usually likes to lie on, and modified the layout of Xingwang Entertainment a little. Filter out some recently popular dog-blooded dramas, similar movies or novels, etc., and the rest are some positive and touching news, funny anecdotes, and more connotative and exciting movies and TV shows. Or funny variety shows.
He simply tidied up the room and planted a blue and white flower in the pot. This kind of flower is also a mutant flower, half of which is dark blue and half of which is white. When I came back yesterday, I saw this flower and thought it was very similar to the color of Manchiken's fur, so I brought it back.
After finishing all this, Si Huan left. Yu Jiatang came back from a stroll outside and smelled the fragrance of flowers when he came in. Seeing the pot of two-color flowers on the table, he felt better for no reason.
He leaned over and smelled it... and sneezed several times in a row.
The smell of the flower is very weak, but he got a little too close just now.
When Yu Jiatang was strolling just now, he swore in his heart that he would never watch those strange TV dramas on Xingwang again, but within two minutes after returning, he couldn't help but open Xingwang again.
As soon as it was opened this time, a piece of news appeared.
The content is roughly that the cat owner accompanied the shit-shoveling officer suffering from a congenital defect, from childhood to the shit-shoveling officer who is hundreds of years old, one person and one cat supported each other, and walked through hundreds of touching and inspirational stories of ups and downs over the years .
Yu Jiatang was dumbfounded, turned over this news, and saw another funny news with animation: the cat owner dreamed in the middle of the night, dreamed about the dog-blooded TV series he watched during the day, and then cried while holding the headache of the shit-shoveling officer while dreaming , suffocating the shit shovel officer awake.
After the excrement shovel officer woke up, his cat owner was still crying, and his heart was so distressed. Just as he wanted to hug him to comfort him, he was slapped by the cat owner. The cat owner closed his eyes and cried: "You Heartbreaker! You go!"
Yu Jiatang's jaw almost dropped when he saw it. It turns out that there are not only cat orcs in this interstellar world, but also cats who can speak human language... They are so powerful when they talk in their dreams. It is conceivable how majestic and domineering they usually are to instruct the shit-shoveling officer.
Yu Jiatang felt that it was necessary for him to master a spoken foreign language.