The news of Emperor Huan's return to the Imperial Star spread throughout the star network within three days. It wasn't until this time that everyone knew that His Majesty the Emperor had slipped out of the Imperial City and wandered somewhere.
"What's your name?" An indifferent voice asked from the emperor's throne in the hall.
The person standing below replied honestly: "Yunhuan."
"How old is this year?"
"One hundred and ninety-five."
The owner of the voice on the throne got angry: "Are you stupid? I'm asking how old you are!" I'm not asking about your height, mentally handicapped owner!
The subordinate was silent for a while, and said awkwardly: "Short, that... I really haven't measured it, it shouldn't be small..."
Yu Jiatang: "..."
He stared at Yunhuan dumbfounded, as if he saw the soul of a demon king through his noble and handsome appearance.
Yu Jiatang yelled angrily: "I'm asking about your age! What kind of mess are you thinking about?"
Yunhuan: "..."
"The first time I answered was age!" Yun Huan felt wronged. He answered age at the beginning, but the cat owner asked again, and he thought it was wrong.
Yu Jiatang collapsed on the throne in the shape of a cat cake.
I thought the owner was a handsome little fresh meat, but I didn't expect it to be a 195-year-old old bacon
Yun Huan walked carefully to the side of the throne, and stretched out his hands to rub the arms and legs of the cat owner who was paralyzed on the throne.
"Short..."
Yu Jiatang: "Don't call me, I'm in a mess right now."
Yunhuan said in a low voice: "One hundred and ninety-five years old is really not old. The imperial family has a very long lifespan. One hundred and ninety-five years belongs to the period of just entering youth."
Yu Jiatang waved his paw tiredly to signal him to stop talking and concentrate on massaging.
Yun Huan pinched and squeezed, his hands wanted to linger on the cat owner's legs and stomach, and he was full of lust when he touched it, which made Yu Jiatang explode, and he kicked it with a side kick, hitting His Majesty Huan Emperor's handsome face.
Yun Huan covered his face: "Short, you really can't beat me up anymore, I have to go to court tomorrow morning, if I go with such a face, those ministers will laugh at me to death."
Yu Jiatang was not moved at all: "Then be honest, don't always try to touch your feet, let you massage, where are you going to touch?"
Yu Jiatang was too lazy to tell him too much, stood up from the throne, shook his hair, then jumped off the throne, planning to go back to the bedroom to rest.
"Short, then I won't mess around. Can we two sleep together tonight? Just like we did on the warship before."
Yu Jiatang ignored him at all, and after returning to the bedroom, asked someone to close the door. Yunhuan yelled several times outside, but seeing that the door did not intend to open, he had to go to the side hall to sleep.
The cat owner's strength was too great, and Yun Huan's face was covered with claw marks and bruises before he went to court the next day. Most of the ministers present had cat owners at home, so they knew what the scars were from at a glance. Something made the cat owner angry, and then he was beaten up by the cat owner.
Everyone laughed in private, not showing anything on their faces, so as not to offend the emperor.
After the morning court, Yun Huan didn't go anywhere, but went directly to the study. As expected, Yu Jiatang had already occupied his desk and was waiting for him.
There is a small palm-sized optical computer on the table, which is specially used by Yunhuan to handle government affairs. The security system inside is the top-level of the empire.
Yu Jiatang is not very interested in this, he is studying the brush on the retro-style table.
There are also people who practice calligraphy in this world, but there are very few people who can specialize in calligraphy. Except for the royal family, some ministers, and descendants of noble families, no one will learn calligraphy. Ordinary people do not have the conditions to learn this font.
Some of Yunhuan's writing brushes were gifts from the Royal Museum, which are of great historical value. When he saw Yu Jiatang using his paws, his heart jumped out.
"Short!"
Yu Jiatang clasped his paws together and took out a writing brush. Hearing Yunhuan's voice, he turned his head to look at him, and tilted his head to look at him with some doubts.
"What's wrong?"
Yunhuan's blood tank is empty: "No, it's nothing. You can play, what else do you want to play, I'll get it for you, do you want to play with fur balls?"
Yu Jiatang looked at the shit shovel officer with contempt: "Why do you know how to play all day long? I don't have time to play with you. I want to practice calligraphy."
Yunhuan looked at the cat owner's paws, then at the brush it was holding, but didn't dare to say anything.
He found a stack of papers from the locker in the study room. After the pens, inks, inkstones, and paperweights were all ready, Yunhuan discovered another critical problem.
Manchiken's claws are too short to hold a pen, but it is difficult to write with a brush.
Yu Jiatang worked hard for a long time, and finally left a group of ghost symbols on the paper.
He actually knows how to write calligraphy, but now he has short short legs, which makes it a bit difficult to write.
Yu Jiatang practiced all afternoon, until Yunhuan dealt with a lot of government affairs accumulated on the optical brain, and the imperial characters written by Yu Jiatang had some appearance. At least I can barely recognize the words.
In the beginning, only a few confidants knew about Yunhuan's absence from the imperial capital, except for the emperor himself and Princess Yunshan (Tong Shan), who had been with the emperor, and even his confidantes didn't know the exact whereabouts. After more than a year, some ministers of the imperial capital learned the news that the emperor had gone out to roam.
If Yunshan was not recognized by Upton on the rebel warship, Yunhuan's identity would not have been revealed. At the beginning, Upton just suspected but did not confirm, and His Majesty's acting skills were very good. There was nothing out of the ordinary in his actions on the warship, and he behaved like an ordinary hunter.
Later, he was an officer beside Upton who was good at disguise, and found out that Yunhuan was easy to disguise. In addition, when boarding the ship, some data displayed on the instrument were very special. Huan respected him a lot, and he didn't dare to overstep in the slightest. After adding up all kinds of signs, Upton confirmed Yun Huan's identity.
Afterwards, he immediately notified his immediate superior, and both the Senate and the military had been waiting for news from the emperor for two years, so after receiving the news from Upton, everyone went to Xinggang to pick him up.
This is the reason why Yun Huan had been reluctant to follow the hunter's team to the Imperial Capital Star before. The chances of him being recognized here are too great.
He originally planned to stay in Manjiken for another two years, to find out about the Munchkin Cat Research Center before going back, but he didn't want to meet a Munchkin so soon.
Almost every emperor has a soft spot for short-legged cats, otherwise he would not spend a lot of money on this project every year.
As the only Munchkin in the empire, Yu Jiatang's status goes without saying, even if he urinates on the pedestal, Yunhuan, as the excrement shoveler, can only obediently clean up. But as a quality and moral cat owner, he will definitely not solve physiological problems anytime and anywhere like other cats without integrity.
He usually goes to the cat toilet that Yunhuan specially prepared for him to solve the problem.
There are crowds of male servants and maids in the palace, Yu Jiatang only needs to say what he wants, and someone will deliver what he wants within a few minutes.
There are all kinds of special food for the palace to eat casually, and there are rare toys. If you want someone to play with him, everyone is scrambling to grab them. Yu Jiatang thinks that this holiday world is really amazing.
Even the king was jealous and envious.
The king said he was going on vacation with Yu Jiatang, but in fact, as a system with poor basic skills, he still had a lot to learn.
The king has attended several cram schools on the forum, and he is as busy as a spinning top all day long. And Yu Jiatang eats, plays and sleeps every day.
Occasionally, when I have nothing to do, I can still find trouble with the shit shovel officer, but there is one thing, Yu Jiatang feels that it is too boring to be able to gain the upper hand in a fight with anyone.
He had to beat Yunhuan every now and then, but Yunhuan didn't see any improvement in his skills.
One night, when Yu Jiatang was about to go to bed, Si Huan was still trying to persuade him to sleep with him outside, when the king suddenly came out crying.
"Yutang, I have met a rival in love!"
Yu Jiatang turned over and flicked his tail.
"Isn't the one you have a crush on (not) a lot of fans? You already have a lot of rivals in love, okay?"
The king explained to him: "This time is different."
Yu Jiatang asked what happened to it, and the king refused to say anything, just kept crying and chirping, and finally Yu Jiatang became impatient, and directly exited the system to sleep.
When he woke up the next day, Yu Jiatang called the king, and the king came out excitedly.
"Didn't you say you met a rival in love yesterday?"
"Where is it? I misunderstood yesterday. My male god is still single. He is the most popular golden bachelor."
Yu Jiatang said in his heart that the misunderstanding was solved quickly enough, "How do you know he is a male god, what if he is a goddess? The system has no gender." A system that can be visualized, intelligence and strength are basically top-notch . The gender of the concretized image depends entirely on the system's preference.
The king immediately sent Yu Jiatang a set of portrait photos of his male god. The appearance is indeed outstanding and handsome, but...
Damn it, why is he so similar to his current owner
What's the situation
In this tour of the world, the king cannot directly consult the information of the relevant people around the host like he did in the mission world. Otherwise, it is an act of violating system regulations.
At most, help Yu Jiatang turn on the scanning function and scan some people's body data.
Therefore, the king does not know Yunhuan's true appearance.
"Yutang, I'll let you see, don't keep staring at him." The king put away the photo of God X's concretized form with a bit of sourness.
Yu Jiatang was still thinking in a panic: Does this God X have anything to do with his shit-shoveling officer
Or is it the system bound to the shit-shoveling officer, the Great God X
After thinking about it, Yu Jiatang couldn't think of any other reasons that would cause a person and a system to look so similar.
But when Yu Jiatang asked the king to verify this point, it always replied that it did not have enough authority to tell her the truth.
In the next few days, Yu Jiatang silently observed Yunhuan's every move.
From the very beginning, Yunhuan gave him the feeling that he was very similar to the shit shovel officer in the mission world. He thought that this world is not the mission world, so he dispelled his doubts.
But now that Yu Jiatang got new evidence, the more he looked at Yunhuan, the more he felt something was wrong.
Isn't this his shit shovel officer? Obviously, when there was no mission, this guy didn't escape memory being cleared by the grid.
Yunhuan was away from the imperial capital for three years, and after returning, he was busy for several months before speeding up the processing of some important government affairs that had accumulated.
However, no matter how busy and tired he is, he will find time to talk to Yu Jiatang every day and go for a walk with him.
There are many people in the palace, and although Yunhuan concealed some information about Manchiken, the people at the Maoyuan Research Institute still got some information.
Dean Lian came over in person and wanted to borrow Yu Jiatang for a month to help them do research.
The empire's laws on genetically regenerated cats are sound and strict, and if one dares to do illegal things to cats, the saliva of the people of the entire empire will drown them.
Yunhuan was not afraid that they would do something that would be detrimental to Manchiken, but he felt sorry for the cat owner. Before, he just injected the antidote and it hurt so badly. Now he has to go to the research institute to suffer, how could he be willing.
Yunhuan refused on the spot: "You also said that this may be the only Munchkin cat so far. If it is given to you, what if something goes wrong?"
"I can't do without the cat owner, and it can't do without me. I think you know what a cat owner who loses the shit-shoveling officer is like. Are you trying to murder it?"
How could the dean even dare to continue this topic after being held down by such a big hat, he quickly apologized and said that he was not thoughtful, and praised His Majesty the Emperor for his wisdom, and never dared to mention borrowing short legs matter.
Yunhuan asked others not to spread this matter in private, especially not to let his cat owner know, but Yu Jiatang has such sharp ears, and he figured out the whole thing from beginning to end within two days.
The Maoyuan Research Institute has always had a good reputation. After all, behind the research institute is the cat garden, which is full of rare and noble cat breeds. If something is not done properly, the people of the empire will attack it and force it to close.
Those shit shovelers and cat idiots are not kidding when they get angry. Just like the old rival of the empire, on the federation side, there was a research institute that abused cats, and it was a research institute managed by the president himself.
After the incident broke out, in just a few days, the public opinion on the star network flooded the forum of the federal government. Finally, federal citizens jointly filed a petition to the House of Representatives. Under the pressure of public opinion, the House of Representatives had to exercise the power of the Supreme Council to deal with the president. , Let him step down early, and hold a new presidential election, and elect a new president from among the federal political parties.
With the lessons learned from the Federation, even a research institute in a mere cat garden would not dare to do excessive things.
Yu Jiatang's social status is there. In fact, he is not afraid of the people in the research institute at all, but he prefers to see the shit-shoveling officer frightened all day long. Whenever he sees him like this, he feels happy.
After Yunhuan's work is over, he can spare time to take Yu Jiatang out to play, but because the request from the research institute gave him vigilance, he always brings guards when he travels, lest some extremists take the opportunity Attack him, if like in that bloody TV series, if he and Short are separated, he will go crazy.
In fact, Yun Huan was a little bit abused by that bloody drama, and he felt a little dark in his heart.
"Where do you want to go? The Bird Valley of Crested Ibis Star is not yet open to the public at this time, but the owner of the Bird Valley knows me. If we go to watch it together, it should give me face."
Yu Jiatang looked at him speechlessly for a long while, and then said: "You are the emperor. As a nobleman with a territory, it would be strange if he doesn't know you. If he knows you and doesn't give you face, then I have to call him a hero."
Yunhuan took the cat owner's words as a compliment to him as a matter of course: "Then let's go to the Crested Ibis Star?"
Yu Jiatang wagged his tail: "No, I want to go to Ocean Star."
Oceanus is a planet covered by sea water, with only a few lands on it, mostly small islands.
It is the top ten tourist planets in the empire.
The ranking of the tourism index is even above the fairy star, which is known as the most beautiful environment.
There is no other reason, because Ocean Star is full of seas, and there are all kinds of rich seafood there, and there is nothing you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't eat.
I heard that if you are lucky, you will be able to see the shark race on Ocean Star.
The merman race is one of the small races affiliated to the empire. They are all beautiful and have a good relationship with the imperial family. Counting down the generations, there are also imperial emperors who married the merman race.
Yu Jiatang is curious about sharks, but what interests him the most is the seafood on Ocean Star. As long as you pay a certain amount of money, you can eat on Ocean Star!
However, everyone can only go to Ocean Star once in three years, and the opening time is limited each time, and the number of people who go there is limited. If there are more, it may cause damage to Ocean Star's marine ecology, and it will also affect the life of the mermaids.
After all, a person can't eat much seafood, but if he brings a cat owner or war beast with him, the consumption will be huge.
This year happened to be the opening time of Dayangxing, and the number of people was about to reach the limit. Yu Jiatang wanted Yunhuan to take him there once before the number of people was full, otherwise he would have to wait three years later.
In fact, because of his status, Yunhuan often goes on business trips to Ocean Star, where he maintains a friendly relationship with the shark race. He grows up eating seafood there, but the cat owner is looking forward to it, so of course he can't say no and ask someone to prepare it right away.
The distance between Emperor Capital Star and Ocean Star is not far, and they arrived on the Royal Warship after two space jumps.
As soon as Yu Jiatang got off the warship, he smelled the smell of the sea coming towards him, and immediately the whole cat became excited.
With a loud roar, he jumped down from the warship without any assistance, and got into the sea directly.
Yunhuan didn't expect him to come out like this, and he jumped into the sea without thinking about other things.
The guards behind Yunhuan were also stunned, jumping into the sea one by one like dumpling.
"Short? Where are you?" Yun Huan raised his head from the sea and shouted around.
Suddenly a jet of water rushed into the sky, and there was a startled cry of a cat from the top—
"Yunhuan help me! I don't know what sprayed me with water jets, and even sprayed me into the sky!"