Yun Huan finally got rid of the sea dragon, and when he lowered his head, he found that the cat owner was drooling at his tail.
"... Short." Yun Huan helplessly turned his tail into legs.
It is recognized that genetically engineered cats like to eat fish, but they have high IQs and are not interested in evolving sea beasts, nor are they attracted to higher-level mermans. In the eyes of those cats, mermaids are of the same species as their poop shovelers, so of course they cannot be eaten.
Yunhuan has never seen a cat that has... appetite for mermaids.
Except for the short leg in front of me.
It may be a psychological effect, Yu Jiatang looks at Yunhuan now, and doesn't think he is an old bacon anymore, even if he has changed back to human legs, it seems that he can still smell that... big fish smell on his body.
"Old emperor, don't be shy, let me see your tail again. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up."
Yunhuan: "..."
"What kind of expression do you have? Are you rejecting me? I just want to see your tail. Really, I promise to do nothing, just look at it."
Yun Huan still had a distrustful expression on his face.
"Short, if you can stop your saliva before promising me that you will do nothing, it will be more convincing." Yunhuan's mood at this time is also hard to describe, he originally wanted to be in front of the cat owner It's a joke, because there are many noble cats in the imperial capital, and they will chase some mermaid stars on the star network.
They seem to have a natural enthusiasm for the stars of the Merman Race.
Of course, those aristocratic cats really like the mermaids, but his short family is...
"Look at you, this is a conspiracy theory, isn't it? I'm drooling because your tail looks good, not because it's delicious."
"I've been in Ocean Star for so long, I haven't eaten any seafood, and I'm still greedy for your tail?" Yes, it's actually very greedy, so hurry up and let me take a bite, okay
Appreciation is completely different from eyes full of appetite. Yun Huan is not so stupid that he can't tell the difference. He just pretended that he didn't hear Yu Jiatang's words. He didn't change his fish tail again in front of Yu Jiatang until he returned to the military ship. .
When Yu Jiatang was eating ocean prawns in sauce, while biting the prawns, he regarded the prawns as the big fish tail. He didn't know what the taste of the big fish tail was like, and how the meat was. Although Yunhuan was old, But his tail looks young and vigorous.
Yu Jiatang was thinking wildly, when Yun Huan pressed his paw: "You have already eaten three ocean prawns, if you don't want to be supported, don't eat any more."
... He was distracted just now, and he really didn't notice how many he ate. He just thought that the ocean prawns made by the chef today were very delicious, with the taste of big fish tails (pure psychological effect).
Yu Jiatang was obedient and didn't eat any more oceanic prawns. The one he was holding with his paw had already taken a bite, so he didn't continue to eat it, and gave it to Yunhuan.
Yun Huan didn't dislike it either, and solved it with a whole prawn.
Yu Jiatang drank another bowl of fish meal and was almost full. He was about to go back to his room to watch a TV series when he heard a sea dragon neighing outside!
It was the giant blue sea dragon from before!
Before Yunhuan could stop him, Yu Jiatang rushed out to greet Lan Hailong.
In order to prevent accidents, such as being overturned by a large sea beast, the size of the military ship is already very large, but it is still a little cute in front of Lan Hailong.
Comparing the two, Yu Jiatang realized that the previous estimation of Lan Hailong's weight might still be an underestimation. Before, he always thought that the blue sea dragon weighed several tons, but now it seems that it should be even heavier.
As soon as Lan Hailong saw Yu Jiatang appearing, he shouted excitedly: "Good evening, my kind!"
Yu Jiatang stared blankly at the blue sea dragon who thought he was a cat. He couldn't understand why there was such a species that was so big that it was unscientific, and its logic was also very good.
Isn't it bad to be a dragon? Why do you have to think of yourself as a cat? This species of dementia is also terrible.
Lan Hailong invited Yu Jiatang to go out for a night tour together, Yu Jiatang was still thinking about the TV series he was watching, so he could only refuse. But he didn't want Lan Hailong to watch it with him curiously when he heard that he was watching a TV series.
Just like the mermaids, the sea beasts of Ocean Star are not all antiques, most of them are still very fashionable, and they usually go to the Star Network, which has various high-end translation functions, and the sea beasts can also understand it.
Lan Hailong himself prefers to follow the serialized comics, and he has never read those TV series.
It's just curious what it's like to be able to appeal to "its kind".
In the end, it became Yu Jiatang on the top of the military ship, Lan Hailong lowered the height of the faucet to a suitable position, and two "cats", one big and one small, watched TV together.
After Yu Jiatang watched a TV series about a dog-blood love triangle last time, he was abused and addicted. Yun Huan was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable, so he would often filter out the too abusive TV series, but Yu Jiatang couldn't resist the fact that Yu Jiatang was getting more and more familiar with Xingwang, so he would look for movie and TV recommendations on some forum websites by himself.
Yu Jiatang and Lan Hailong watched TV dramas in the middle of the night, and finally had to go back to the cabin to sleep after being urged by Yunhuan.
Lan Hailong was tickled by that drama, but after it left, he remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to write down the name of the drama just now!
Yu Jiatang returned to the cabin, and after washing up, Yunhuan asked a little sourly, "What TV series did you and that dragon watch together?"
Before Yu Jiatang could answer, he said again: "Actually, you can watch it with me."
Yu Jiatang remained silent.
Yun Huan said: "You can watch it with me next time. If I like it too, I can invest more and let them make more dramas of the same type."
Yu Jiatang's eyes suddenly lit up.
Yun Huan had a bad feeling.
"Old emperor, tell me the truth, do you think a cat like me has literary talent?"
"Of course there is. Cat owners are all decathlons." Yun Huan opened his eyes and said nonsense.
After Yu Jiatang was affirmed, he immediately said: "Then do you think if I write a script, will anyone read it? Will anyone be willing to invest in my filming?"
Yunhuan nodded: "Of course there will be. Even if they don't shoot, will I still be there, and I can invest in you."
What Yu Jiatang wanted was his words, so he didn't sleep that night, and stayed up late to start writing the script according to the format.
After writing for several days, even the meals were delivered to Yu Jiatang's room by Yunhuan.
When it was finally finished, Yunhuan was the first to see it.
The content of the script is probably the story of the hero and a fat raccoon flower.
The male protagonist is a child adopted by the family. Before he became an adult, he was well taken care of by his adoptive parents, especially the cat owner at home, who likes him very much as a shit shoveler.
Until the adoptive parents suddenly had a child of their own, and as the younger brother grew up, the love of the adoptive parents gradually shifted from the male lead to the biological child. The only one who did not change him was the cat owner. A fat tabby cat.
The younger brother is the serious little master of the family, but Fat Lihua doesn't know why he isn't very close to him.
The adoptive parents suspect that the male lead said something bad in front of the cat owner, or that the male lead instigated Fat Lihua not to get close to his younger brother.
The male protagonist didn't make any excuses, but after becoming an adult, he was admitted to the military academy with excellent grades, left home, and never went back.
Just send some gifts and money back periodically.
Fat Lihua seemed to realize something after the hero left, and slowly began to get close to his younger brother.
The family lived happily for more than ten years.
The younger brother was admitted to the military academy where the hero Zeng Jin was.
At this time, the male lead had already graduated and became a mech warrior, and he gave a speech at the freshman meeting. When he saw his younger brother again, the male lead did not recognize him.
The younger brother has always had a special affection for this unrelated elder brother in his heart, and he used every opportunity to get close to him, confessed to him in various ways, and pursued him. In the end, the male took the initiative and the two were together soon.
And once when Fat Lihua used the channel dedicated to the cat owner to visit him at the Shi Shovel Officer's school, the male owner recognized him.
Only then did the hero know that the person with him turned out to be the biological son of his adoptive parents.
At the same time, the younger brother told his parents about the relationship between the two. He thought that the parents who had always told him that they had been kind to his elder brother and how much they loved him, and loved his elder brother so much, would definitely agree to their relationship.
But I don't want my parents to object wildly, and regard the male lead as the culprit, saying that this is the male lead's revenge on them.
The younger brother was caught in the middle, and in order to prevent his parents from hurting the male lead, he gave up the relationship between them.
After the hero knew his choice, he still didn't say anything.
He just made the only request to them for so many years: "Can I take the little raccoon?"
Fat Lihua has always been close to the male protagonist, and it hasn't changed for so many years. The adoptive parents can understand this and agree without hesitation.
The male protagonist has a breeding certificate, and Fat Lihua was quickly transferred to his name for breeding.
The male protagonist never found a lover again, and the only one who accompanied him was the fat lihua who had watched him grow up since he was a child.
Many years later, my younger brother got married, and his adoptive parents found him a marriage partner. They raised another cat, which was a relatively rare lion cat.
The male protagonist saw the news of the two marriages on the news, and his face was expressionless, but Fat Lihua felt that the shit shovel officer looked like he was about to cry, so he licked the male protagonist's face.
Later, the marriage of the younger brother and his wife broke down, split from the family, and became a famous prodigal son among the nobles.
The hero's position in the military is getting higher and higher, and the only one who accompanies him is the fat raccoon dog.
The two met again when they were about 300 years old. The younger brother held his young and beautiful girlfriend on his arm, while the male protagonist hugged Fat Lihua in the corner of the banquet and teased it to drink.
"Brother, you... how are you doing?"
The hero didn't answer, but politely gave up his seat, and left with Fat Lihua in his arms.
Whether he is doing well or not has nothing to do with an outsider. The male protagonist thought lightly when he left.
My younger brother has been married several times over the years, but each time it ended in a dismal situation.
The male protagonist has never been married, but the cat owner is always by his side.
After reuniting with the male protagonist, the younger brother wanted to make up for the regrets of the year and be with him again, but found that the other party had already stood at a height that he could not touch.
After watching it, Yunhuan asked Yu Jiatang: "What about the next plot? There should be an ending, right?"
Yu Jiatang said deeply: "No, what I want to express has already been expressed."
Yunhuan: "...what do you want to express?"
"Humans are not as good as cats." Yu Jiatang's voice sounded a bit vicissitudes.
Yun Huan was a little dazed, thinking about this topic, he should be the one who has gone through vicissitudes, why is he feeling emotional after being a cat owner for a short time
Yu Jiatang was very much looking forward to his script, so after his trip to Ocean Star, the first thing he did when he returned to Imperial Star was to submit the script.
During this period, he repeatedly revised the script, and at Yunhuan's suggestion, he modified the ending, so that Fat Lihua evolved into a cat orc, and fell in love with the hero for a lifetime.
In the end, the younger brother was forced by his parents to marry an aristocratic man. They didn't love each other, and they hated each other until they were old.
Yu Jiatang wanted to leave Dayang Xing, his friends were very reluctant, and the one that surprised him the most was the blue sea dragon.
The other party didn't know what kind of innate ability he used to turn himself into a small dragon with the thickness of a finger, and followed Yu Jiatang to smuggle onto the military ship.
At night, when Yu Jiatang was sleeping with Yun Huan, and Yun Huan hugged him and rubbed him non-stop, Lan Hailong couldn't stand it any longer, so he popped up suddenly and slapped Yun Huan with his tail.
The sudden appearance of Lan Hailong startled everyone and the cat.
"Why did this guy follow? I remember that Lan Hailong couldn't leave the ocean water?" Yu Jiatang tried hard to recall.
Yun Huanhei glared at his former friend and current "rival in love" with a sullen face: "Adult dragons don't have much demand for seawater, and they can leave the seawater of Ocean Star within a certain period of time."
But at this moment, they were already on the Royal Starship, on their way back to the Imperial Capital, and it was too late to send the dragon back to Oceanus.
Yu Jiatang was very curious about the shrinking blue sea dragon, or rather, thought it looked cute and... delicious
He knew he couldn't really eat the blue sea dragon, so he could only run around with it in his mouth to satisfy his hunger.
Lan Hailong didn't realize how dangerous his situation was at all. It felt that its kind was showing its closeness to itself, so it sent it to Yu Jiatang every time.
After the royal starship arrived at the starport exclusive to the royal family on the Imperial City, Yun Huan took a cat and a dragon off the starship, and happened to see Yunshan and Herbert when they were leaving the starport.
Herbert already knew Yun Huan's identity, but he was used to calling him before, and he wanted to call "Boss" when he opened his mouth, but he changed his mouth to "Your Majesty" after being glared at by Yun Shan.
When Herbert thought of their saber-tooth camp, he always thought it was amazing. There was a royal princess and an imperial emperor in a small hunter camp.
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Yunshan's parents recently asked her what she meant, whether she would choose marriage or live the life she wanted.
Yunshan chose the latter, and then went to find Herbert. This guy didn't get the point at all, and he was still working hard, trying to become a rich and handsome man and marry Bai Fumei Yunshan back home.
As everyone knows, in the eyes of the royal family, blood is the most important thing.
Herbert is not of Asian descent. This is their biggest obstacle.
However, Yunshan has been removed from the royal family and is no longer a princess, but she is still the daughter of her parents. She did not tell Herbert about it, nor did she wish to give him any idea.
Yunhuan knew about Yunshan's expulsion, and seeing that her attitude hadn't changed, he just said: "If you have time, go back and see your uncle and aunt more often."
Yunshan looks indifferent, but actually has deep feelings for her parents. Hearing this, she nodded and said, "I will."
Not long after returning to Imperial Star, Yu Jiatang received a reply to the script he submitted. It was only a small film and television company that wanted to buy the copyright for filming, and the price it offered was not high, so Yu Jiatang happily sold it.
When receiving the manuscript fee, Yu Jiatang and Yunhuan disagreed.
"Cat owners can also have their own credit account, why should my manuscript fee be remitted to your private account?"
Yun Huan said shamelessly: "Because you said that if you want to make money to support your family, you must hand over the family support to me, and I will take care of it." I heard that rich cat owners will turn bad, and he will not give short-legged this opportunity.
Yu Jiatang couldn't refute it, so he could only secretly apply for a special credit account for cat owners. He planned to divide the manuscript fee into two parts in the future.
That small film and television company was very efficient, and the TV was filmed in just one month. It is also because of the advanced technology in the interstellar era, it is very convenient to make movies and TV shows.
Small companies can't afford much publicity fees, so they broadcast it on several small TV drama websites.
Yu Jiatang felt that he was a real mother, and the script he wrote was not abusive at all, but he didn't expect that after the filming, a bunch of shit-shoveling officials would cry into idiots.
Especially when the hero left Fat Lihua for the first time, many people said that the hero is a scumbag. Feel sorry for the cat owner. There are also people who feel sorry for the hero after learning that he was abandoned by his lover.
The male protagonist was born without his parents and was an orphan. He was abandoned again and again. Fortunately, there was a cat who never gave up on him.
Yu Jiatang didn't expect his play to be a hit, and he was immediately encouraged, and soon completed the second script.
This time it's a spooky drama.
In the interstellar era, dramas with this kind of theme are very cold, but they can also attract many people who are interested in supernatural beings to watch.
Yu Jiatang thought of the dog-blood love triangle TV series that abused him into a scum back then, and this time he also came to an abrupt end during the climax.
Yu Jiatang is still cooperating with the small company from the previous drama. After the TV series was broadcast, it immediately caused a lot of criticism.
Someone also contacted Yu Jiatang through the film and television company.
The other party was also a director surnamed Zhang, and anxiously asked him about the next part of the show. After Yu Jiatang knew the other party's name, he was taken aback for a moment, and then sent him a picture of himself grinning grinningly.
Then he changed the official statement post of the dog-blood love triangle drama and sent it to him intact.
Director Zhang: "..."
Yu Jiatang couldn't help laughing at the end of the connector, rolling around under the covers like crazy.
It can be regarded as avenging the original revenge!
After Director Zhang realized it, he also worked hard. He immediately contacted the team, worked overtime to rush out the second part of the love triangle, and then finished filming within three months.
After Yu Jiatang saw the promotional news, he dragged the shit shovel officer to chase the second part—he was a bit afraid to watch it as a cat, and if he was accompanied by the shit shovel officer, he could bite him to vent his anger when he saw the excitement.
Yun Huan was flattered and accompanied the cat owner to follow the drama together. When watching the first episode, he felt that the name and the direction of the plot seemed familiar.
Because the actor changed, Yunhuan didn't recognize it right away, but after watching it for more than ten minutes, Yunhuan remembered the love triangle drama that he had watched on the cat master contactor star network before.
"Short, I don't think this show is very interesting, why don't we watch another one." Yun Huan always felt that the direction of this show was not right.
Yu Jiatang was excited to see it, how could he agree, and slapped his paw to tell the shit shovel officer to shut up.
The plot of this second part is even more cruel than the first one. After being abandoned by the former shit-shoveling officer, Ugly Sanhua tries hard to survive in the imperial capital.
Although he was a cat orc, he was so ugly that he suffered a lot of discrimination. After going through various difficulties, he was barely able to make ends meet.
He was a stand-in for a popular cat orc star, and once met the male lead on the set, he was being beaten by villains at that time, and he looked very embarrassed.
After the male protagonist finished filming that part, someone gave him medicine.
Then they didn't see each other for a long time.
Until the hero's family was deprived of the title of nobility due to some incidents, life plummeted, and at this time Chou Sanhua had become a well-known clown star.
Ugly Sanhua rescued the male protagonist, and the cat owner raised by the male protagonist before was also taken away by the cat garden because he could not provide a good life for the cat owner, and let other capable and caring shit shovelers keep it. It's there, and it's doing well.
Although the hero didn't say anything, the relationship between him and Chou Sanhua became more and more intimate, and they finally got together.
Seeing this, Yu Jiatang always felt a little aggrieved.
Yun Huan, who was holding him, also frowned, but Yun Huan still did not forget to comfort him: "It's just a TV series, if you really don't enjoy watching it, let's stop watching it."
Yu Jiatang didn't speak, and skipped directly to the ending, and then almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
What the hell!
Ugly Sanhua was injured and unconscious, and was sealed in the freezer. Then the male lead took back the white cat and fell in love with it!
Yu Jiatang only felt that his blood pressure was soaring, and when he was about to scold the director on Xingwang, the picture style on the TV changed——
The white cat missed its later owner very much, and was depressed all the time after being taken back. The hero had no choice but to send it back.
The lonely hero thought of Ugly Sanhua again.
And Chou Sanhua also miraculously woke up, lost all the memories of the male protagonist, and finally got together with a patient who encouraged and supported each other during his recovery, and got married. The wedding was very grand, Ugly Sanhua Hua didn't expect her lover to be so extraordinary.
The last scene of the whole play is a white-haired old man, in front of the virtual image of the connector, watching the cat orc who is acting in the movie above, it is obviously a funny movie, but the old man watched silently and cried.
There is nothing around him, only a photo album, on the first page is a young and handsome aristocratic man holding an ugly three-coloured cat in his arms, his eyes are full of doting.
Yu Jiatang: "..."
Yunhuan: "..."
"Short? Are you okay?" Yunhuan looked at him worriedly.
Yu Jiatang waved his paw indifferently on the cat's face: "It's okay, I'm fine, this level can't even be called abuse."
In the next few days, Yunhuan found that Yu Jiatang was no longer thinking about writing scripts every day, but was tired of staying by his side from morning till night and never going anywhere.
Yun Huan was overwhelmed by this sudden surprise, and when he fell asleep rubbing the cat owner's soft fur every day, he felt so happy.
Yunhuan was the emperor, and when he reached a certain age, he began to think about the issue of the crown prince. He selected an outstanding child from the descendants of the royal family and brought him up by his side.
Yu Jiatang didn't interact with that child much, and spent more time with Yunhuan. He was already a few hundred years old, and he didn't look obvious from the outside, but Yu Jiatang knew that the old emperor was really getting old.
Yu Jiatang likes Dayangxing, and Yunhuan will take him to Dayangxing for vacation every few years. Life in Dayangxing is very easy. The only thing Yunhuan doesn’t like is that every time he goes, Yu Jiatang always sits in the ancient Giant shrimp, run a race with him, if you lose, you will have to sleep separately at night.
Yu Jiatang didn't know exactly how long Yunhuan's lifespan was, because the lifespan of the royal family was directly proportional to their strength. He didn't dare to ask, and could only accompany him as much as possible.
When Yunhuan was more than five hundred years old, Yu Jiatang was worried all day, for fear that the old emperor would leave suddenly.
And when Yunhuan was seven or eight hundred years old, Yu Jiatang was worried, and would wake up several times at night to listen to the old emperor's breathing.
Until Yunhuan passed a thousand years old, Yu Jiatang...
Looking at Yun Huan who was still fighting with Lan Hailong every now and then, all Yu Jiatang could do was keep a blank expression.
Yu Jiatang was afraid that the old emperor would die when he didn't know it. He didn't expect that he was the first to leave.
He suddenly felt one morning that his stay in this world was almost over.
Yu Jiatang walked to the kitchen, the old emperor was a thousand years old and still looked tall and handsome, he was making steamed fish for Yu Jiatang.
Yu Jiatang walked over and climbed onto his shoulder.
"Short, did you smell it? Wait for a while, it will be ready soon. Today's cooking is all your favorite food."
Yu Jiatang licked his face: "Actually, my favorite is not those fish and shrimp." My favorite is you, old emperor.
Yunhuan put all the food on the table, hugged Yu Jiatang, and kissed his wet nose: "Do you remember what day it is?"
Yu Jiatang said lazily: "Your birthday? It's been over a thousand times, and you're not tired of it?"
Yun Huan was amused by him, he didn't speak, hugged him and fed him, and as he was feeding, he found that the cat in his arms was silent, and he couldn't even open his mouth no matter what.
Yunhuan lowered his head and kissed the cat on the forehead.
"Today is the day we leave together, Yu Jiatang."