When he heard the "ding" sound, Zhao Lingjun thought that what fell was a rusty iron nail. But Zhao Lingjun was surprised when he saw it.
An object like a lotus appeared in the garbage bag in front of Zhao Lingjun.
"Could it be the brooch used by Hao Meili?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but think as he carefully picked up the lotus-like item from the garbage bag with chopsticks.
But when Zhao Lingjun carefully rinsed the dirt off this thing on the water faucet, Zhao Lingjun immediately overturned the idea that just appeared in his mind.
When he took this lotus-like thing into his hands, Zhao Lingjun's first feeling was that this thing could definitely be called a work of art.
This is a black lotus.
Eight lotus petals are gathered together in different postures ready to bloom. It looks indescribably vivid. And what pricked Zhao Lingjun's soles was definitely one of the petals stretching upward.
The whole black lotus was heavy to hold. It looked neither gold nor jade, with dense textures on it. Zhao Lingjun couldn't tell what material the lotus was made of.
So Zhao Lingjun specially took a paper knife and scratched the lotus flower.
But what surprised Zhao Lingjun was that after the paper knife scratched it, not even a single scratch was left on the lotus.
This discovery surprised Zhao Lingjun, because in Zhao Lingjun's impression, metals harder than paper knives seemed to be rare.
So this thing is definitely not an ordinary thing.
While thinking this way, Zhao Lingjun discovered something strange about this lotus flower.
On each petal, Zhao Lingjun saw many strange symbols. When Zhao Lingjun saw these symbols at first, he thought they were just textures on the petals, but when he looked closely, Zhao Lingjun discovered that these symbols looked like some kind of ancient writing.
"Is this an ancient relic?" Zhao Lingjun suddenly thought after walking back to the bedroom holding this black lotus. "Could it be that the thing that pricked my foot is a cultural relic?"
"If this is a cultural relic with a long history, wouldn't I give it away?" When Zhao Lingjun thought of the word cultural relic, he thought of many reports in which some people suddenly discovered that an inconspicuous thing in their home turned out to be valuable. The story of getting rich overnight from Liancheng's ancient relics.
"Could such a good thing actually happen to me?" For a moment, Zhao Lingjun's mind was filled with happiness and dizziness. But after a moment, Zhao Lingjun immediately thought: "If this thing is really a treasure with a long history, how could it appear in the sewer?"
Thinking of this, Zhao Lingjun's thoughts flew back to the sewer that made people feel sick and numb when thinking about it.
This thing must have flowed into his rain boots along with the mud, and then he was running desperately back to his house before this thing pricked his foot.
But how did this thing end up in the mud? As Zhao Lingjun was thinking about it, he suddenly thought of the feeling of stepping into the sewer.
At that time, Zhao Lingjun already felt that the bottom of the sewer was definitely not made of concrete. Now recalling the soft feeling when he stepped on it, Zhao Lingjun felt that he was 80% sure that the bottom of the sewer was the mud where no concrete had been poured.
When he thought of the word "mud", Zhao Lingjun understood a little bit why this black lotus appeared there.
This black lotus flower must have been buried in the soil at the bottom of the sewer. After being continuously washed by sewage, this thing was slowly washed out and mixed in the mud.
Then how come this thing is buried under this ground
While thinking this way, Zhao Lingjun suddenly remembered that this place used to be a mass grave.
At this time, Zhao Lingjun suddenly remembered that this black lotus was probably the belongings buried under this wasteland together with the executed prisoners a long time ago.
Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but tremble in his heart, and the hand holding the black lotus couldn't help but tremble.
With a shake, Zhao Lingjun failed to catch the black lotus, and the black lotus fell to the ground.
When Zhao Lingjun came to his senses, the black lotus had already fallen to the ground.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw a strange sight.
***
The black lotus fell solidly to the floor. But this time when the black lotus fell to the ground, it didn't make the crisp ding sound it had when it first fell out of the rain boots.
Just when Zhao Lingjun felt it was strange, he saw the eight lotus flowers on the black lotus flower suddenly bounced.
"Did I accidentally break this thing?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but think when he saw the black lotus flower silently falling apart in front of him.
However, what surprised Zhao Lingjun was that after the eight petals of the black lotus bounced into the air, they did not fall down. Instead, they suddenly started to fly quickly centered on a point.
And the center of the eight petals is even more brilliant, emitting a strange light.
"What's going on?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't help rubbing his eyes.
But then Zhao Lingjun saw an even weirder picture.
The eight lotus flowers flew in the air for a while and then gathered together again.
When the eight lotuses came together again, the black lotus that was originally in bud turned into a blooming lotus.
What made Zhao Lingjun's legs weaken and he fell to the ground was that after the eight petals reorganized into a blooming lotus, they still did not fall to the ground.
This lotus is just floating quietly in front of Zhao Lingjun's eyes, and in the center of this lotus, there are colorful brilliance. Slowly they gathered into a radiant lotus shape.
"Isn't this a dream? Did I lose too much blood and have hallucinations?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but stretched his arm to his mouth and took a bite.
"Ah~."
A painful feeling came from his arm.
Zhao Lingjun finally confirmed that he was not dreaming.
The eight-petal black lotus was floating quietly in front of him, exuding dazzling brilliance.
***
"Did I really pick up a peerless treasure this time?"
After being in a daze for who knows how long, Zhao Lingjun finally woke up.
After waking up, Zhao Lingjun felt his legs were numb. Looking at his watch, Zhao Lingjun realized that he had been standing in front of the black lotus for twenty minutes.
But twenty minutes passed, and this black lotus flower was still floating quietly in front of Zhao Lingjun, shining with a strange brilliance.
"What exactly is going on?"
After sitting on the bed and looking at the floating black lotus for half an hour, Zhao Lingjun finally couldn't help it anymore.
Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but stretched out his hand and touched the black lotus floating in the air, constantly emitting colorful brilliance.
Text Chapter 17 Flowers Fall and Flowers Bloom Zhao Lingjun felt as if he had touched a real lotus.
Zhao Lingjun's finger touched a petal from the black lotus.
Before that, Zhao Lingjun knew that the eight petals of this black lotus were made of an unknown hard metal. But now, the feeling coming from Zhao Lingjun's fingers made Zhao Lingjun feel as if he was touching a real petal.
This feeling reminded Zhao Lingjun of the pond in front of his house when he was a child, filled with lotus flowers swaying in the breeze in summer.
Just when Zhao Lingjun had this feeling in his heart, Zhao Lingjun saw in the center of the black lotus, the colorful lotus pods suddenly emitted circles of strange ripples. The whole room of Zhao Lingjun was filled with a blurry brilliance.
"What's going on?"
Zhao Lingjun has not yet reacted.
Then a loud bang was heard.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw a black metal box like a large suitcase suddenly appear in front of him.
No matter who it is, when they see a large black metal box suddenly appearing in front of them like a magic trick, they will probably be frightened and chilled all over.
What's more, the black metal box landed in front of Zhao Lingjun with a bang. It was only a few inches away from Zhao Lingjun's feet.
This feeling is more terrifying than walking under a tall building and suddenly a flower pot falls in front of you and breaks into pieces.
Zhao Lingjun almost lost his legs and fell to the ground.
The scene in front of him was really strange to Zhao Lingjun.
Zhao Lingjun felt that he must have seen a ghost. Everything in front of him was an illusion, otherwise it would not have been possible for a big metal box to suddenly appear in front of him. Therefore, Zhao Lingjun's first reaction was to drag two limp Legs, screamed "Help" desperately, and then ran away. But at this moment, Zhao Lingjun heard a roar coming from downstairs.
"Zhao Lingjun, what are you doing? If you want to jump off the building, go to the rooftop and jump. What are you doing in your bedroom? Why don't you let people sleep? They have to go to work tomorrow. Do you have any ethics? Heartfelt."
Zhao Lingjun heard that it was the voice of Lin Yiren who was sleeping downstairs.
When Lin Yiren shouted this, Zhao Lingjun suddenly came back to his senses.
"Did this box really hit the ground with a bang and wasn't it my imagination?"
When Zhao Lingjun was thinking this, he couldn't help but look at the floating black lotus.
The black lotus was floating quietly on the black box, but now the center of the lotus no longer had those colorful colors.
"Where are those colorful lights? How come they suddenly disappeared?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but stretched out his finger and quickly tapped the black lotus floating in the air.
As soon as Zhao Lingjun's fingers touched the black lotus, he immediately jumped back with one foot.
Because Zhao Lingjun was afraid that if another big box suddenly fell, it would not be fun even if he was not crushed to death and his feet were flattened.
But what Zhao Lingjun was worried about did not happen. Zhao Lingjun was just surprised to see that the black lotus began to rotate slowly again.
And the colorful brilliance that had disappeared in the central part of the black lotus began to reappear.
Circle after circle, strange ripples appeared in front of Zhao Lingjun's eyes.
Then Zhao Lingjun felt his eyes blurred, and the black metal box suddenly disappeared in front of Zhao Lingjun's eyes.
Zhao Lingjun was stunned immediately.
The sudden appearance and sudden disappearance of such a big thing was really hard for Zhao Lingjun to accept.
While Zhao Lingjun was in a daze, the colorful halos emitted by the black lotus all disappeared.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the black lotus falling down and falling on the floor of Zhao Lingjun's bedroom. There was a ding sound.
Zhao Lingjun rubbed his eyes and realized that all the things that made him so surprised that he almost went crazy had disappeared.
The black lotus lay quietly on the ground.
When Zhao Lingjun frightenedly picked up the black lotus and put it into his own hand, Zhao Lingjun discovered that the lotus had returned to the budding state it was in at the beginning. Moreover, this black lotus was cold to the touch, and it no longer had the warm and moist feeling that I just touched with my fingers.
Zhao Lingjun picked up the lotus with the fingers of his left hand, and then pulled the petals of the lotus with his right hand. But Zhao Lingjun used all his strength to pull and suck the milk, but the petals were still as if they were cast in one piece, motionless.
"What's going on?" Zhao Lingjun looked around, but he couldn't see how the lotus could be broken into pieces or how it could form a glowing and blooming lotus.
It seemed that Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but want to put this little black lotus in his mouth and bite it twice. But when he thought about the unknown origin of this lotus and the fact that it had been soaked in the mud for such a long time, Zhao Lingjun I had to give up this idea.
After all this tossing, Zhao Lingjun broke into a sweat again.
What happened at this moment was a huge blow to Zhao Lingjun, so Zhao Lingjun felt that it was necessary to take a cold shower to calm down.
When the slightly cold water poured down from Zhao Lingjun's head, an idea suddenly flashed in Zhao Lingjun's mind. It was as if a door suddenly creaked open.
Zhao Lingjun didn't even have time to dry off the water on his body before he jumped into his bedroom naked.
At this time, Zhao Lingjun was really afraid that the black lotus would disappear like the big box.
But the black lotus flower was still sitting on Zhao Lingjun's bedside table.
Zhao Lingjun jumped to the bedside table in a few seconds and grabbed the black lotus.
The black lotus was still cold in his hands, but Zhao Lingjun felt a shiver of excitement.
After taking a deep breath, Zhao Lingjun slowly turned his palm over and released his hand.
The black lotus fell from Zhao Lingjun's hand, and then fell to the floor in front of Zhao Lingjun.
When the black lotus fell to the ground, just as Zhao Lingjun imagined, it did not make a ding sound.
Zhao Lingjun saw again that the black lotus split into pieces the moment it landed on the ground, and then eight petals flew and rotated in the air to form a blooming black lotus. Accompanying this black lotus were colorful flowers. Blurred brilliance.
"It's true." Zhao Lingjun looked at the black lotus floating quietly in front of him with great excitement.
***
"What's wrong with this guy today?" Lin Yiren felt that he was quite unlucky today. First, he was scolded by a customer for no reason at the company, and then when he returned to the community, he had no electricity or water.
Now that everything has finally returned to normal, Zhao Lingjun upstairs is messing with something. There was just a bang, and the place was shaken. Now this guy is jumping up and down again.
Lin Yiren really wanted to rush up and ask this guy why he couldn't walk properly and was jumping around. But when he thought about how miserable Zhao Lingjun was today, Lin Yiren thought that he might as well forget it.
But when I was thinking about this. There was another loud bang above Lin Yiren's head.
Lin Yiren jumped from his bed to the ground in shock.
Looking at the overhead lamp dangling above his head, Lin Yiren let go of his throat and shouted. "MLGBD, Zhao Lingjun, are you still finished? Are you going to demolish the house or something..."
"Sorry..." Lin Yiren heard such news coming from upstairs. "It was a complete accident. It won't happen next time."
"Fuck, next time, I will rush up and slap you to death." Lin Yiren climbed back onto the bed in frustration.
Text Chapter 18 Unpacking Zhao Lingjun looked at his fingers very proudly.
When Zhao Lingjun looked at the black metal box that suddenly fell to the ground and appeared in front of him, Zhao Lingjun felt like he had the Midas touch.
Even the furious Lin Yiren's shouts sounded like a symphony to the current Zhao Lingjun's ears.
This feeling made Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but want to try again, but when he thought that if he tried again, Lin Yiren would definitely rush to fight for him, Zhao Lingjun had to give up his idea.
Looking at the black lotus floating in front of him, which no longer radiated brilliance, Zhao Lingjun was 100% sure that if he touched the black lotus again, he would do it again. The lotus will definitely spin again, emitting a dazzling brilliance, and the black metal box will suddenly disappear. Then the lotus flower will return to its original appearance and fall to the ground.
Zhao Lingjun has figured out how to make this lotus bloom and how to make this black box appear.
The whole process is very simple, that is, just drop the lotus on the ground, and then touch the lotus with your fingers.
But when Zhao Lingjun looked carefully at this black metal box, which seemed to be exuding a refreshing chill in such a hot weather, and thought about whether he should open it to see what was inside, Zhao Lingjun hesitated again.
***
This black metal box, like the petals of the lotus floating above it, is engraved with strange, pattern-like words.
Therefore, this black box looks very primitive, and it seems that it is not something from today's era. But the style of this black metal box is similar to a large suitcase.
This black metal box is not only the size and shape of a large suitcase, but also like the large suitcase, there is an obvious buckle on this black metal box.
When Zhao Lingjun was still a student, Zhao Lingjun would always squeeze into the train with a suitcase of this size when he went home every year. Therefore, Zhao Lingjun knew very well that as long as the buckle lock was loosened, the lid of this black metal box, which was like a large suitcase, could be easily opened.
Opening this box seems so simple.
If such a box was placed in front of Zhao Lingjun, Zhao Lingjun would definitely open the box without hesitation to see what good things were inside.
But Zhao Lingjun witnessed with his own eyes the entire process of the appearance of this black box.
No matter how you look at it, this box looks like it fell from a black lotus.
But the black lotus floating above it was only no bigger than a thumb even when it was in full bloom.
A box of this size dropped into a lotus flower of this size is even more hilarious than a hen laying an ostrich egg.
People always have an inexplicable fear of unknown things, and the process of the appearance of this box was really too weird for Zhao Lingjun.
***
After sitting on the bedside and looking at the black metal box for a long time, Zhao Lingjun made a decision.
Zhao Lingjun was very afraid that when he opened the box, a terrifying big rice dumpling would suddenly jump out of it. Because even though it looks like the box can't hold much. But since a box as big as this can fall out of a lotus flower as big as a thumb. So, even if a bunch of English-speaking zombies jump out of this box as soon as it is opened, it is not impossible.
Zhao Lingjun felt extremely scary when he thought of these ghosts and ghosts, but Zhao Lingjun felt that if he did not open this box, he would definitely not be able to sleep well for the rest of his life. Zhao Lingjun felt that no matter who it was, they would be tempted to open the box and take a look at it.
So Zhao Lingjun felt that even if he was bitten to death by zombies jumping out of this box or something, it would be better than being unable to sleep for the rest of his life.
So Zhao Lingjun decided to open the box and take a look.
After making the decision, Zhao Lingjun jumped into the kitchen and took a kitchen knife.
In fact, if he had a choice, Zhao Lingjun would definitely choose an AK47 or the chainsaw in Chainsaw Massacre first, because these two tools are not only good for killing people, but also perfect for self-defense.
However, after searching around, Zhao Lingjun found that the kitchen knife was the best self-defense weapon he could find.
If the first thing to pop out of the box is a perverted zombie like the old Black Mountain monster, hit him with a kitchen knife, then run downstairs and call 110 or something.
Zhao Lingjun thought so, then he raised the knife with his right hand and carefully and slowly opened the hasp lock with his left hand.
Because the hasp lock was exactly the same as the one on the large suitcase, in Zhao Lingjun's imagination, after the hasp lock was loosened by himself, he would have to spend a lot of effort to lift the top cover of the suitcase. .
But to Zhao Lingjun's surprise, Zhao Lingjun loosened the buckle on the box. The top cover of the black box suddenly popped up automatically.
Zhao Lingjun was so frightened that he took a step back, almost losing his grip on the kitchen knife in his hand.
Because it is accompanied by the pop-up of the top lid of the box. Zhao Lingjun felt that his hair was blown back by a gust of wind.
A ripple in the air. Zhao Lingjun's first feeling was a gust of cold wind.
But after Zhao Lingjun took a step back, he found that nothing terrifying jumped out of the box.
The black metal box was just like an ordinary large suitcase, quietly open.
***
Seeing that nothing scary jumped out, Zhao Lingjun was extremely excited.
Zhao Lingjun felt that since this lotus flower and this box were so magical, the contents inside the box must be extraordinary.
Does it contain more gold and silver treasures than Du Shiniang's treasure box? Or is it a golden mask that can transform into a salty superman once put on? Or is it hiding a super beauty who has been sleeping for thousands of years
Zhao Lingjun jumped to the box with great excitement.
"What did the guy who owned this box do before?"
But just taking a look at the contents of this box, Zhao Lingjun almost rolled his eyes and passed out.
Text Chapter 19 Ancient SM collection box? There was no gold or silver treasure in the box as Zhao Lingjun imagined, nor was there any golden mask that could turn him into a salty superman, nor was there any super beauty who had been sleeping for thousands of years, waiting for him to kiss her to wake up.
The first thing that caught Zhao Lingjun's eyes was a white rope that was neither too long nor too short, about one meter long, a short golden leather whip, a few vermilion candles, and a stack of square items. It's still so transparent when you put it on, like a nightgown.
That rope looks similar to the ropes in many pornographic films that Zhao Lingjun has seen. And that golden whip looks like a special prop for a woman. Because the length of the whip from beginning to end, including the handle, was less than half a meter. Moreover, the front of the whip is not a delicate and solid strip, but instead looks like a fluttering tassel. No matter how you look at it, such a whip will not hurt anyone. And those few vermilion candles directly reminded Zhao Lingjun of a wax dripping blockbuster from SOD.
Zhao Lingjun remembered such a scene for no reason.
A wretched man held a lit candle in one hand and a short golden leather whip in the other.
In front of him was a tied up plump woman wearing only that thin piece of clothing. The wretched man was smiling shamelessly as he whipped the woman's white ass with the leather whip while dripping wax oil on the sensitive parts of the woman's body. The woman was moaning constantly under the man, twisting her white body into various alluring postures.
"I didn't expect that what I risked my life to open turned out to be a collection box belonging to a pornographic enthusiast."
If he had imagined such a scene in normal times, Zhao Lingjun would definitely have been impulsive. However, the gap between the reality in front of him and his imagination made Zhao Lingjun only have the urge to rush to the rooftop and run naked.
After finally controlling himself and preventing himself from fainting immediately, Zhao Lingjun put down the kitchen knife in his hand without tears.
For a moment, Zhao Lingjun really wanted to lift the box and throw it out of his window. But when he was about to do this, Zhao Lingjun suddenly felt that there should be something under the box.
So Zhao Lingjun took things out one by one.
The first thing Zhao Lingjun took out was the white rope.
As soon as he took out the white rope, Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but say something in his heart. "MLGBD."
Although Zhao Lingjun couldn't tell what material this white rope was made of, now Zhao Lingjun felt more and more that this rope was used by some pervert in ancient times.
Because this rope was extremely soft, Zhao Lingjun felt that even if he tied someone with this rope, the tied person would not feel too uncomfortable. So when he thought that the guy who used this rope in ancient times tied up several beauties with this rope, Zhao Lingjun became extremely depressed.
Because so far, Zhao Lingjun has never had close contact with any girl except for holding her hand and playing games in the university's social activities.
Normally, Zhao Lingjun thought it was nothing, but when he saw these things vividly appearing in front of his eyes, Zhao Lingjun became extremely psychologically unbalanced.
This feeling is like someone holding the girl you have been secretly in love with for a long time and walking swaggeringly in front of your eyes.
Zhao Lingjun felt that if he took a closer look, he would definitely go crazy with jealousy, so Zhao Lingjun didn't take a closer look, so he took the top white rope, the golden short whip and the three red candles. The tulle was as transparent as sleeping. He took out his robe-like clothes and threw them on the ground next to the black box.
As soon as these four things were taken out, everything in the bottom of the box fell into Zhao Lingjun's eyes.
***
Many people believe that after failure, there is success, and after disappointment, there is hope. But sometimes, after disappointment, there is even greater disappointment.
When Zhao Lingjun saw what was at the bottom of the box, it could be said that he was extremely disappointed.
Because from a box in Nuo Da, after taking out the four things that looked like ** props, there was only an ordinary glass bottle, a bunch of bundled bamboo pieces, and a very old-looking incense burner. .
Zhao Lingjun picked up the glass bottle and looked at it, and found a few small blue pills inside.
"Viagra?" As soon as Zhao Lingjun saw the contents of this glass bottle, these two words immediately came to mind.
"Did Viagra exist in ancient times?" When Zhao Lingjun put down the glass bottle, he became more and more convinced that the owner of the box was a perverted pervert in ancient times.
In Zhao Lingjun's mind, the wretched man appeared again. After playing the sex game, he smiled and swallowed a Viagra, then took off his pants and pounced on the tied up woman with a raised butt. scene.
Zhao Lingjun took a deep breath before dispelling the scene in his mind.
"Then what are these bamboo slices and the incense burner used for?" After putting down the glass bottle that seemed to contain Viagra, Zhao Lingjun opened a bundle of bamboo slices in confusion, only to find that the bamboo slices were engraved with patterns. Strange text.
"*, this must be a manuscript of a pornographic novel from that time, similar to A Girl's Heart."
Zhao Lingjun made a judgment on these bamboo pieces instantly.
Then Zhao Lingjun picked up the last thing in the box, an old incense burner.
The weight of this incense burner was beyond Zhao Lingjun's imagination. Zhao Lingjun originally went to pick up the incense burner with one hand, but Zhao Lingjun couldn't lift it after lifting it.
So Zhao Lingjun threw away the kitchen knife, and then lifted the incense burner with both hands.
After picking up the incense burner, Zhao Lingjun discovered that what looked like an incense burner was actually not an incense burner, but a small three-legged square tripod.
Three rising floating clouds form the three legs of the small square tripod. Except for the three legs that look like floating clouds, the other parts of the small square tripod are covered with all kinds of strange words. But there are also strange words on this small square tripod, which are different from the words on the box and lotus outside. It looks somewhat similar to the oracle bones that Zhao Lingjun saw on TV before.
The heavy weight and the green patina on the tripod made Zhao Lingjun feel that this was a genuine antique.
"It seems that I finally found something valuable this time." After Zhao Lingjun looked at the cauldron for a while, he finally felt a lot more comfortable.
But Zhao Lingjun immediately thought: "This guy has manuscripts of pornographic novels to entertain, gauzy and transparent pajamas for sex, ropes, leather whips, candles. And Viagra provides strong support. Then he can use this cauldron What's the use of coming here?"
Text Chapter 20 Dragon and Tiger Three Qing Dynasties Zhao Lingjun sat on the bed with this cauldron and thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what use this cauldron could be used for. But after thinking about it, Zhao Lingjun finally figured out why the owner of this box and this lotus was sentenced to death and beheaded, and then buried under this mass grave together with the lotus on his body.
Zhao Lingjun thought for sure that if it were in modern times, if he found a girl outside to have sex or something exciting, he would be caught. The most they can do is fine them some money to clear the relationship and then release them. But ancient times were definitely more conservative than now. At that time, anyone who wore something revealing would probably be poked in the butt with their fingers and called a little goblin. And if he had an affair or something, he would definitely be dragged out and dipped in a pig cage. Let alone doing such a **** thing.
So this guy might have been caught in the act while having some kind of ** party, and was beheaded, and then buried in the mass grave downstairs along with all the things on his body.
Zhao Lingjun held the tripod, looked at the pile of "sex utensils" in front of him, and made such a decision.
***
Zhao Lingjun was holding the cauldron and thinking like this, but Longhu Mountain and Sanqing Mountain, the important places of Taoism and Xuanmen, were already in chaos.
In fact, the original name of Longhu Mountain was not Longhu Mountain, but Yunjin Mountain. The reason why it was later called Longhu Mountain was because in the middle of the Eastern Han Dynasty, a guy named Zhang Daoling came out. This guy had unique research on Taoist alchemy techniques, and Zhang Daoling chose Yunjin Mountain as a place to practice alchemy at that time.
Soon after, Zhang Daoling completed his elixir. It is said that when Zhang Daoling completed his elixir, "the situation changed, the elixir was completed, and the dragon and tiger appeared." Therefore, Yunjin Mountain was called Longhu Mountain by later generations. Zhang Daoling also founded the Celestial Master religion here and was called the first generation of Celestial Masters by later generations. Since the Yuan Dynasty, Longhu Mountain has become one of the activity centers of Taoist Taoism, and Tianshi Sect has become the first Taoist Taoist Taoism.
Sanqingshan Mountain has also been very outstanding since ancient times. Ever since the alchemist Ge Hong of the Eastern Jin Dynasty started to refine elixirs in Sanqingshan Mountain, Sanqingshan Mountain has become a gathering place for Taoist alchemists. However, Sanqingshan Mountain really started to become outstanding in the Northern Song Dynasty. During the Northern Song Dynasty, because Ning Zhenzong believed in Taoism, he regarded Laozi as Taishang Laojun and Emperor Hunyuan Shangde. Therefore, it was as popular to practice Taoism in the mountains as it is now to take postgraduate entrance examinations. A large number of alchemists from the Quanzhen Sect and the Zhengyi Sect began to gather in Sanqing Mountain to practice. However, later on, the Zhengyi Sect grew stronger and gradually annexed the Quanzhen Sect. Later, Sanqing Mountain gradually became the top of the Zhengyi Sect. Later, the Zhengyi sect specialized in cultivating the records of underworld affairs, such as saving the souls of the dead, catching ghosts and suppressing houses, and performing meritorious deeds in burials, etc. Taoist research in this area is unique in the world.
Taoist practitioners who believe in Taoism all pay attention to "eliminating earthly desires and refining the mind" in their practice, and seek a state of purity and inaction. Therefore, authentic Taoist and Xuanmen practitioners must do their homework and practice every morning and evening. Taoist practitioners regard these morning and evening exercises as exercises for understanding the mind and nature, prolonging life and security, and cultivating Taoist power.
Longhu Mountain and Sanqing Mountain are recognized as authentic Taoist sects by monks, and their practice rituals are much more formal than those of Taoist priests who make a living in the world.
Therefore, the disciples who live in the temple and practice in these two mountains all ring bells and drums as orders. They start quiet at five o'clock in the morning every day. After cleaning, bathing, and tidying up their clothes, they go to the temple to chant the morning altar sutra; After fasting in the evening, the head drums of the evening altar are beating, and the Taoists should bathe and wash in time, dress neatly and go to the altar to chant the evening altar lessons.
The morning and evening lessons on the two hills are very consistent. The poem "Qingqingyun" begins at the fifth watch in the morning. The so-called "clarification" refers to the fairyland scene where "the jade universe is clear and spotless". This is also the "fairyland" that Taoist alchemists pursue and long for; it requires Taoist practice. A person must have "pure three karma" (pure body karma, pure verbal karma, pure mental karma), "be indifferent to the emptiness, not stained by the worldly world, embody the righteous path, and understand the profound truth", in order to achieve longevity, enlightenment and soaring the goal of. Therefore, it is said that if you often recite this chapter, you will be able to "accumulate your knowledge and become a saint, and your flesh and blood will be the same as yours", and you will be promoted to the position of god in Yujing, Xuandu. This is what ordinary people call attaining enlightenment and becoming an immortal.
The evening recitation is "Buxu". According to legend, the rhythm of "Buxu" is like the sound of immortal music of many immortals walking through the ethereal void. Regular chanting can lead to a pure state of inaction and can consolidate a day's practice.
When Zhao Lingjun took out the ancient weapons and props that Zhao Lingjun recognized one by one from the black box, it was the time when Sanqing Mountain and Longhu Mountain were doing their evening homework.
On this day, the person who led all the disciples in Longhu Mountain to recite "Buxu" was Zhang Daoyuan, the current head teacher of Tianshi Sect. The person who led the disciples in Sanqing Mountain to recite "Buxu" was the contemporary great disciple of the Zhengyi Sect, Master Ling Feng.
These two people are quite famous not only in these two mountains, but also in the entire Taoist world.
The rhyme "Buxu", when chanted by these two people, is said to exude a pure and elegant rhyme. After being recorded, the sentences are continuous, long and graceful, revolving around the Shang sound, and can be easily It brings the Taoist people into a peaceful state where the dust is cleared away. It is said that all Taoist and Xuanmen people who heard the singing of these two people couldn't help but sigh that if they also practiced in Longhu Mountain and Sanqing Mountain, they would definitely be able to get twice the result with half the effort.
After the drums sounded that day, the cultivators on the two mountaintops also gathered early in their respective places to do their evening homework.
Longhu Mountain is in Tianshi Temple, and Sanqing Mountain is in Sanqing Palace.
After three drum rounds, the disciples from Longhu Mountain and Sanqing Mountain began to sing "Buxu" under the leadership of Zhang Daoyuan and Ling Feng respectively.
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Li Yuanshan is the third generation disciple of Longhu Mountain, which means that Li Yuanshan wants to call Zhang Daoyuan, who is singing on it, as the ancestor.
When Zhang Daoyuan began to lead everyone to sing "Buxu", Li Yuanshan did not feel that today's ancestor was any different from usual.
Zhang Daoyuan's tone is still so pure and elegant, but Li Yuanshan has always felt that no matter how beautiful the song is, it will lose its freshness after listening to it too many times. And this song "Buxu" has been listened to for fifteen years since Li Yuanshan went up the mountain at the age of ten.
What would it be like to listen to the same tune every night for fifteen years
Li Yuanshan didn't know how others felt. Anyway, as soon as Li Yuanshan heard Zhang Daoyuan's song "Bu Xu", he would fall asleep as quickly as possible.
And precisely because of this, Li Yuanshan became the most beloved disciple of Zhang Daoyuan among the three generations of disciples.
Zhang Daoyuan once said in front of many people that Li Yuanshan is the most enlightened disciple among all the three generations of disciples. Because Li Yuanshan was the one who fell into samadhi the fastest and deepest after listening to his "Buxu".
As soon as Zhang Daoyuan started singing "Buxu" that day, Li Yuanshan quickly fell asleep. But just when Li Yuanshan was about to fall asleep, Li Yuanshan heard three shouts of "ah, ah, ah".
These three cries reminded Li Yuanshan of a film he secretly watched in a small video hall down the mountain when he was twenty years old.
The woman in the movie screamed like this when she was driven to ecstasy by a man.
Three points of misery, three points of ecstatic excitement, and four points of helpless despair during sexual intercourse.
But in the Temple of Heavenly Master, how come there are shouts that can only be heard in a small video hall
When Li Yuanshan opened his eyes in surprise, he found that all his fellow apprentices had already widened their eyes and looked at Zhang Daoyuan in disbelief.
The person who made three pitiful screams was actually Zhang Daoyuan, the boss of Longhushan who was sitting in the center of the temple, the current leader of Tianshi Dao, and the ancestor of Li Yuanshan.
Li Yuanshan only saw his ancestor, tremblingly stretching his fingers toward the distant sky. The expression on his face was extremely complicated, and his mouth was moving, but he could not say a word.
Li Yuanshan turned around stupidly and looked at the sky in the distance where Zhang Daoyuan was pointing.
But Li Yuanshan only saw that the distant mountains were dark, thin at the bottom and thick at the top, and the sky was dotted with stars, which was no different from usual.
"Did Grandmaster just see a UFO?" Li Yuanshan thought stupidly.
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When Zhang Daoyuan, the boss of Longhu Mountain, made three sounds, interrupting the evening practice, Sanqing Mountain became even more chaotic.
Originally, the Taoist priests in Sanqing Mountain were also singing "Buxu", and a group of new Taoist priests who had joined the mountain were waiting with great hope. After the song was finished, Master Ling Feng would tell everyone about his early years when he went down the mountain with his master to catch ghosts and eliminate demons. past events.
But unexpectedly, Master Ling Feng only sang three lines before everyone found that he had lost his voice.
When everyone looked up, they found that Master Ling Feng had lost his eyesight and was lying on the ground with foaming at the mouth.
"Boss is having an epilepsy attack?"
Everyone in Sanqing Mountain looked at each other and rushed to save the highly respected senior brother.
After the third basin of cold water came up, Master Ling Feng woke up with a sound.
The first thing Master Ling Feng said after waking up was: "Quick, go ask the master to come out of seclusion."