"What? Please ask master to come out of seclusion?"
As soon as Master Ling Feng said these words, all the Sanqingshan Taoists present were dumbfounded.
One of them boldly asked, "Senior brother, the master is in seclusion to practice the Three Lives Immortality Supreme Game. Last time, the second senior brother was drunk and accidentally knocked on the master's door, and he was punished by the master. I have been thinking about it in that small cave in Jingfeng for three years, and I still haven’t come out yet. It’s not like you don’t know, Senior Brother, that when summer comes, there are a lot of mosquitoes there, and we gave him so many Gunslinger brand smokeless mosquito coils. Not useful..."
"Okay, okay." Master Ling Feng waved his hand feebly, interrupting this junior brother who was extremely wordy. "I'd better go find the master myself. If anything happens, I'll take full responsibility for it."
"What is so urgent?" Seeing Master Ling Feng running out of Sanqing Temple like flying, even using the Jiugong Lotus Step, all the Taoists present in Sanqing Mountain were dumbfounded. "Back then, when the bronze-armored corpses were raging in Yunnan and Longhu Mountain sent out the Heaven-shattering Call, Senior Brother wasn't so anxious."
"That's right." While a group of people were chatting, they noticed that the sky outside suddenly lit up.
A group of people looked at each other and rushed out of Sanqing to take a look. A thin, but extremely bright beam of light stretched across the sky above Longhu Mountain.
Many Taoists who had been around Sanqing Mountain for a long time were stunned as if they had been frozen instantly.
"Breaking Heaven..."
Some of the new guys didn't understand what was going on at first. They thought someone was playing with some large spotlights on the top of Longhu Mountain. But when they heard these people murmuring "Breaking Sky" When the words "Cambodian" came out, these people were all dumbfounded.
Although this is the first time for most people to see this kind of light that can illuminate the entire sky, it is said that this pillar of light can be seen from thousands of miles away. But for everyone present, the name Potianjian has long been known to everyone.
As soon as this heaven-shattering card came out, it only represented one meaning. That means either something happened in Longhu Mountain that he couldn't deal with, or something happened in Sanqing Mountain that he couldn't deal with.
Longhu Mountain and Sanqing Mountain are so awesome, generally speaking, what else can't be dealt with
Therefore, in the past hundred years, the number of times that the Heaven-shattering Cambodia has appeared has only appeared three times.
The first time was the Ban family, who are famous for exorcising corpses in Jiangxi. Somehow they provoked an enemy from Yunnan. The enemy was also quite vicious. He quietly made a bronze-armored corpse and then asked others to come forward and hire him. The people from the Madara family were responsible for the transportation.
Everyone in Xuanmen knows that ordinary zombies are brainless dead things that only attack living objects indiscriminately. But this bronze-armored corpse is different. This bronze-armored corpse is not only made of gold steel, but ordinary talisman instruments cannot harm it at all. Moreover, this bronze-armored corpse can appear and appear in broad daylight, and can accept the instructions of the driver.
So the members of the Ban family were accidentally caught, and the two Ban family children who were responsible for driving away the corpses were all caught in the hands of the bronze-armored corpse. Although the Madara family was very good at exorcising corpses, they were completely powerless against this extremely ferocious bronze-armored corpse. So at that time, the Madara family immediately sent their disciples to Longhu Mountain to ask for help.
At that time, the headmaster of Longhu Mountain was very careful in his work. Considering that dealing with zombies, exterminating demons and defending the Tao were Sanqingshan's expertise, and the situation was urgent, he immediately released Dao Po Tiancai to ask for help from Sanqingshan.
The second time the disciples of the two mountains saw the Heaven-breaking Cambodian was thirty years ago. At that time, it was said that it was sealed by the ancestors of Sanqingshan. The Black Mountain Old Demon's younger brother, the Hongshan Old Demon, took advantage of the changes in the sky to break through the restriction. At that time, all the masters in Sanqing Mountain took action and retreated. In desperation, Master Xuanxu of Sanqing Mountain at that time sent out a Dao Po Tian Jian to ask for help from Longhu Mountain.
And this third Heaven-Breaking Thousand is a joke. It is said that there is a blind thief who sneaked to Longhu Mountain in the middle of the night and wanted to steal something valuable and sell it to make some money, but unexpectedly, nothing happened. He accidentally touched a sky-breaking beam, but was blocked by the experts from Longhu Mountain. When a group of masters from Sanqing Mountain arrived in an aggressive manner, they found Zhang Daoyuan, the master of Longhu Mountain, gritting his teeth and calculating with the thief how much it would cost to make a Heaven-Breaking Card.
Since then, Longhu Mountain has been even more careful about the collection of the Heaven-breaking Cambodian. It is said that not only has it been hidden in a private place, but it has also placed restrictions around it.
Ordinary people have no way of getting in touch with Longhu Mountain’s Heaven-shattering Claw, so when they saw Longhu Mountain’s Heaven-shattering Claw being released, all the Sanqing Mountain Taoists had only one thought in their minds, “Something big has happened.” .”
***
Master Ling Feng was on his way to Yujing Peak when he saw this sky-shattering beam.
Master Ling Feng’s master, who is now the boss of Sanqing Mountain, Master Xuanxu, is currently practicing in seclusion at Yuxu Temple on Yujing Peak. Yujing Peak is also the highest peak in Sanqing Mountain. If you walk up from below, the mountain road is very steep.
But if anyone saw the real Ling Feng at this time, they would definitely be shocked by this old Taoist priest with a long beard and black robe.
Because the current Master Ling Feng is going up the mountain as fast as a gust of wind, and he seems to be floating up like that without even moving.
It took only a blink of an eye to rush from Sanqing Temple. Lingfeng Zhenren was not far away from Yuxu Temple at Yujing Peak.
"It seems that this guy Zhang Daoyuan is getting better and better at looking at Qi. The sight of the precious Qi soaring into the sky seems to frighten him."
Master Ling Feng thought this in his heart when he saw the sudden appearance of the sky-breaking sword on the top of Longhu Mountain. But Ling Feng's feet didn't stop for a moment.
After a while, Master Ling Feng floated to the door of Yuxu Temple without blushing or out of breath.
"It seems that your cultivation has improved again. Your Nine Palaces Lotus Step seems to be really close to the level of stepping on a lotus flower."
Just when Master Lingfeng was calm and focused, gathering up the courage to reach out and knock on the door, a sound of silence came from Yuxu Temple.
"Master." Master Ling Feng was overjoyed. "Congratulations, Master, on your successful release from seclusion."
"Hey, come in and talk later."
Master Ling Feng was overjoyed, thinking that his master Master Xuanxu had overcome the situation of immortality in three lives and gained supreme Tao power. But what surprised Master Ling Feng was that there seemed to be no proud tone in the words Master Xuanxu came from.
Master Ling Feng had no choice but to reach out and push open the red lacquer door of the Taoist temple with full of doubts and walked in.
"We haven't seen each other for a year."
As soon as Master Lingfeng walked into Yuxu Temple, he saw his master, Master Xuanxu with white beard and white hair, and said to himself with a smile.
When he first came in, Master Ling Feng was really excited, because since Master Xuanxu went into seclusion a year ago, Master Ling Feng had never seen Master Xuanxu who taught him Taoism for decades.
So when Master Ling Feng heard this kind voice, he almost couldn't help shouting, "Master, I miss you so much."
But when Master Ling Feng saw the environment around Master Xuanxu for the first time, Master Ling Feng almost fainted like before, frothing at the mouth and passed out.
The first thing Master Ling Feng saw was the three large TV sets surrounding Master Xuanxu.
Underneath the three TV sets are three of the most popular Backgammon DVDs that have been advertised a lot.
On the screens of the three TVs that were turned on, three bewitching women of different skin colors were as naked as water snakes, twisting their waists around a few strong men.
It was a scene of extreme lust, and a sound of lust that made people stunned.
Text Chapter 22 Hue and Appearance Bureau "Ling Feng, you are obsessed with appearance."
When Master Ling Feng was stunned, Master Xuanxu suddenly smiled and said this.
Master Ling Feng felt as if his heart had been struck by a stick, and his mind suddenly froze. He couldn't help but touch his forehead, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
"If you can't even see through the pattern of color and appearance, then I'm afraid your cultivation will not be able to go any further." Master Xuanxu looked at his most valued disciple and said with a smile.
When Master Xuanxu said this, Master Lingfeng's heart suddenly felt like a bright mirror, and he immediately returned to the realm of purity. The three TV sets in front of him seemed to become clouds and smoke in the mountains, disappearing in a blink of an eye.
"Congratulations, Master, for breaking through the three-life immortal situation and gaining supreme Tao power." Master Ling Feng looked at Master Xuanxu, whose hair and beard were already snow-white, with sincerity.
"well."
When Master Lingfeng was awakened by Master Xuanxu's words, he knew that his master had broken through the most embarrassing situation in the three life phase situations, so Master Lingfeng naturally thought that Master Xuanxu had broken through the three situations. He has become the most profound alchemist in Sanqing Mountain in the past hundred years. But Master Ling Feng didn't expect that Master Xuanxu just sighed and said. "As fate would have it, I would have been able to break through this situation in a while. But I didn't expect that my treasure energy would be so high today. I suddenly became greedy, causing my mind to lose control and all my previous efforts to be wasted. It seems that I may not be able to break through this situation in this life. .”
Master Ling Feng's expression changed drastically when he heard this. He knew that Master Xuanxu was definitely not joking when he said these words, and if he fell short in his practice, it would probably take more time and money to practice again. But seeing Master Xuanxu, there is no time to do it again.
Master Ling Feng felt a little sad when he thought of this, but Master Ling Feng immediately remembered the purpose of coming here, so Master Ling Feng asked anxiously. "Master, did you also feel the surge of precious energy just now?"
Master Xuanxu smiled weakly and said: "Of course, just now the purple stars were in chaos and the treasure energy was soaring to the sky. When the Emei Sect recast the Bright Sky Mirror and the Bright Sky Mirror was re-consecrated, it didn't have such power."
"No way." Master Ling Feng's eyes turned white and he almost fainted again. "Master, are you saying that the treasure that just appeared in the southeast is more powerful than the Emei Sect's Bright Sky Mirror?"
"Look at the posture with soaring treasure, it does look a bit more powerful." Master Xuanxu nodded seriously, looked at the sky again, and said with a smile: "Otherwise, do you think that this old guy Zhang Daoyuan would be in a hurry? Release the Heaven-breaking Phantasm to invite us to come and discuss matters?"
"..." Master Ling Feng looked at Master Xuanxu and was really speechless.
Because Emei's Bright Sky Mirror has always been hailed as the most precious treasure of Xuanmen. I remember that when the Bright Sky Mirror was reopened in Emei, I don’t know how many Taoist alchemists rushed to Emei day and night just to catch a glimpse of the Taoism’s first treasure, the Bright Sky Mirror. I think Master Ling Feng was not old enough back then. After arriving at Emei, he couldn't even get a seat in the front row.
But the current Master Xuanxu actually said that the treasure that appeared in the southeast today was even more awesome than the Bright Sky Mirror.
What is that treasure that is more awesome than the Bright Sky Mirror
Master Ling Feng really couldn't think of anything to say, so he could only ask Master Xuanxu stupidly. "Since that treasure is so powerful, why did it suddenly become silent again after its energy surged to the sky?"
"I'm not sure either." Master Xuanxu shook his head and sighed. "That's why I think Zhang Daoyuan doesn't know what's going on. That's why he released the Heaven-breaking Card and invited us to discuss it."
"Then what should we do?" Master Lingfeng looked at Master Xuanxu and said. "Master, please clarify."
Master Lingfeng was very afraid of Master Xuanxu and said, "Forget it, let's not wade into this troubled water." Because since practicing in seclusion and trying to break the situation of immortality in three lives, Master Xuanxu seems to have no regard for the world of mortals. Too much nostalgia.
But what made Master Lingfeng overjoyed was that Master Xuanxu smiled and said. "Please go to Longhu Mountain for me. Treasures are obtained by virtuous people, but I don't want to see the treasure fall into the hands of evil people. So you'd better take a look at what that treasure is. , who got it. Besides, I also want to know why this treasure suddenly disappeared after its light soared into the sky. "
If Master Xuanxu knew that after the treasure light soared into the sky, it suddenly disappeared as a result of Zhao Lingjun throwing those things that looked like sexual utensils into the black metal box again, I am afraid that no matter how high the Taoism is, he would fall down. On the ground.
***
After unable to figure out the function of the cauldron, Zhao Lingjun threw all the items that looked like ** props into the black metal box.
Zhao Lingjun put these things away in such a hurry because he was worried that if he met a guy like Qin Ye again, he would shamelessly enter his house. When the time comes to see this pile of things, I will jump into the Yellow River and not be able to clean myself. I am afraid that in just one morning, not to mention the entire company, the entire building will know that Zhao Lingjun of Monsini Company looks honest. But in fact, he is a perverted nymphomaniac who loves sex.
What Zhao Lingjun did not put away was the small three-legged tripod that Zhao Lingjun took out at the end, as well as the glass bottle containing blue pills that looked like Viagra and a roll of bamboo engraved with strange characters.
Zhao Lingjun left these things after careful consideration.
Because even though I figured out how to get this black metal box. But Zhao Lingjun was very worried whether this black metal box would disappear as suddenly as it appeared.
And even if those things like sex utensils disappeared, Zhao Lingjun felt that he would not be very heartbroken.
But Zhao Lingjun was reluctant to put this three-legged small square tripod into the black metal box that looked very valuable.
And every man is somewhat interested in Viagra. Therefore, Zhao Lingjun felt that of course he should stay and find an opportunity to study the little blue pill in the glass bottle.
As for the roll of bamboo, Zhao Lingjun also wanted to find an opportunity to see if anyone understood the writing on it, and to see what kind of exciting things were written on these bamboos.
After leaving these three things, Zhao Lingjun closed the black metal box, and then clicked on the black lotus that was still floating above the black metal box.
As expected by Zhao Lingjun, the black lotus indeed emitted the colorful brilliance again, and then the black metal box disappeared in the colorful brilliance.
Then the black lotus returned to its budding posture and fell to the floor of Zhao Lingjun's bedroom with a clang.
"Hahaha." After Zhao Lingjun picked up the black lotus, he looked at the small square tripod, glass bottle, and bamboo slices on his bedside table, laughed three times happily, and then started to go to bed.
***
It's just that what happened today was too bizarre. After Zhao Lingjun went to bed, he felt like he had taken stimulants and couldn't sleep. I don’t know how many times I turned over in bed before Zhao Lingjun slowly fell asleep.
After falling asleep, Zhao Lingjun had countless bizarre dreams.
The one that has done the most is Zhao Lingjun dreaming that his cauldron sold for 18 million, and then he drove a BMW well-dressed and parked next to Hao Meili's little POLO, and then Hao Meili and Zhang Zhong were shocked. In his eyes, Zhao Lingjun said proudly. "Buck Yazhen, Fatty Zhang, I quit, I'm 88."
Text Chapter 23 Blue Pill "Why are you like this?"
"What did you do? What were you so excited about last night? You were jumping up and down, and you couldn't let anyone live."
Early the next morning, as soon as Zhao Lingjun, who was limping, sloppy and pale, appeared in the sight of a group of people waiting for the bus at the bus stop, Zhang Changsheng and Lin Yiren couldn't help but ask.
"Let me discuss something with you."
Before Zhao Lingjun could reply, he was mysteriously pulled aside by Xiao Ping.
"What's going on?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the excited Xiao Ping.
"Lend me the good thing you read last night for two days." Xiao Ping winked at Zhao Lingjun and said.
Zhao Lingjun almost fainted and fell to the ground.
"Did you not close the curtains when you were looking at those things yesterday?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't figure out how Xiao Ping knew that he saw those things yesterday.
"Take it out quickly." Xiao Ping said. "The bus is coming soon, so it won't be convenient."
"What are you looking for?" Zhao Lingjun looked at Xiao Ping sadly and began to suspect that Xiao Ping was also a prostitute and that he had installed some kind of pinhole probe in his bedroom.
"The porn movie you watched yesterday." Xiao Ping said. "Are you still ashamed?"
Zhao Lingjun's eyes turned white and he almost fainted. After a long time, Zhao Lingjun regained his breath and said to Xiao Ping. "How do you know I watched porn yesterday?"
"Look at you, your steps are sloppy and your face is pale. Lin Yiren also said just now that you were busy upstairs last night. You said you didn't watch porn for a long time, so what else could you do?"
"Just bring out any good things as soon as possible." When Xiao Ping said this, Lin Yi and Zhang Changsheng also gathered around.
"Where can I find any pornographic films?" Zhao Lingjun said depressedly as he looked at the three men with gleaming eyes. "I'm jumping around because I pricked my foot in the sewer yesterday."
"What, you pricked your foot?"
When Zhao Lingjun said this, Zhang Changsheng and others became a little nervous. After all, everyone knows what kind of place is under the sewer, so Zhang Changsheng immediately asked nervously: "How is it? Is it serious?"
"What do you think?" Zhao Lingjun looked at Zhang Changsheng very depressed and said. "Didn't you notice that when I came, I turned into a tough guy? Do you think it's serious or not?"
"hehe."
"*, I'm so miserable, and you still laugh. Isn't that human?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the three people who couldn't help but laugh out loud, and said extremely depressed.
"Haha." Zhang Changsheng coughed, then barely suppressed his laughter and said to Zhao Lingjun. "Well, let me ask you for a day off today. Go to the hospital quickly and get a vaccination or something. There are so many miscellaneous things in the sewers, and I don't know what bacteria are in them. What if I get infected? , that would not be good.”
"Well, it's best to check it out quickly." Xiao Ping said seriously, completely unaware that Zhao Lingjun's expression had completely changed. "Back in our hometown, a guy's foot was scratched by an iron piece, but he didn't pay attention at the time. Unexpectedly, a year later, he fell ill and died."
"*, you..." Zhao Lingjun looked at these three people and didn't know what to say.
After getting on the bus, Zhao Lingjun felt more and more something was wrong. After finally arriving at the station, Zhao Lingjun jumped out of the car with a roar.
By the time many people on the bus who didn't know Zhao Lingjun exclaimed, "Cripples are so good at skills," Zhao Lingjun had already shouted "Please ask for leave" from a distance, stopped a taxi and ran away.
***
The taxi driver was a middle-aged man wearing glasses, and he looked very knowledgeable. He looked similar to the middle school Chinese teacher Zhao Lingjun remembered.
"Go to the nearest, better hospital." Zhao Lingjun said to the taxi driver as soon as he got in the car.
The taxi driver said. "Should we go to the nearest hospital or to a better hospital? The nearest hospital is not necessarily a better hospital, and a better hospital is not necessarily the nearest hospital. These two hospitals are not necessarily the same hospital, you say. I'm very confused, how do you want me to drive?"
"You..., you figure it out." Zhao Lingjun was so dizzy after being told by the taxi driver.
"What do you think? How do you drive if you think about it?" The taxi driver simply stopped and asked Zhao Lingjun, "Do you want to go to the nearest or a better hospital?"
"Just go to the nearest one." Zhao Lingjun looked at this serious driver and was so depressed that he almost cried.
"It would have been better to say no earlier. Look how clearly you said it." The taxi driver pushed up his glasses, stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out with a roar.
In less than two minutes, the car stopped at the entrance of a small alley.
"Here we are." The bespectacled taxi driver pushed up his glasses and nodded at the alley.
"Is this the nearest hospital?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the courtyard in the alley with a XX Health Center sign hanging on the door that looked like it was about to fall down at any time, and looked at the driver with tears in his eyes.
"Yeah, look, how close it is." The driver looked at Zhao Lingjun and said.
"Then can we go to a better hospital?" Zhao Lingjun said.
"Okay. The customer is God." The driver stepped on the accelerator again. After a few minutes, the car stopped in front of a yard with the sign of XX Xincun Health Center.
"Is this a better hospital?" Zhao Lingjun felt that this hospital was smaller than the township hospital in his hometown.
"Compared to the one just now, isn't it much better?" The taxi driver glanced at Zhao Lingjun and said strangely.
"Yes, yes." Zhao Lingjun paid the fare and got out of the car. Zhao Lingjun felt that if he continued talking to the driver, he might be depressed to death before he even got to the hospital he wanted to go to.
***
This hospital with the brand name of XX Xincun Health Center is a bit deserted.
If he hadn't seen this sign and just looked at the few old men and women walking in and out, Zhao Lingjun might have thought that the only three-story hospital in the courtyard was an elderly activity room.
Zhao Lingjun doubted whether a place like this could give him a careful examination to see if there was any tetanus vaccine or anything like that.
But now that he was here, Zhao Lingjun decided to go in and take a look.
"Miaowu" sound.
As soon as Zhao Lingjun walked into the door of the health center, he heard a gentle meow.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw a dirty white kitten in the corner of the yard, near the door, looking at him pitifully with its eyes flickering.
Originally, Zhao Lingjun liked kittens and puppies. Although this white kitten looked a little dirty, its pitiful eyes easily aroused Zhao Lingjun's compassion.
"It seems you are starving." Looking at the dirty kitten, he looked weak. Zhao Lingjun shook his head sympathetically.
Zhao Lingjun wanted to give the kitten a fish or something first, but Zhao Lingjun only had a piece of bread with a piece of ham in it that he had already taken a bite of.
This bread was originally Zhao Lingjun's breakfast, but when he got up in the morning, Zhao Lingjun didn't have a good appetite, so Zhao Lingjun wrapped it and stuffed it in his bag first.
Because he didn't know whether the bread would suit the kitten's appetite, Zhao Lingjun broke off a little and threw it in front of the kitten.
What made Zhao Lingjun overjoyed was that the kitten "meowed" and finished the small piece of bread in three times.
"It seems that you are really hungry, haha, you don't look like a kitten, but like a puppy." Zhao Lingjun thought this dirty kitten was quite interesting. So Zhao Lingjun just threw most of the bread to the kitten.
Another "meow" sound.
Before Zhao Lingjun could react, the kitten had already eaten most of the bread left by Zhao Lingjun in a hurry, and then looked at Zhao Lingjun with twinkling eyes.
Zhao Lingjun is a bit silly. It looks like the half of the bread is not much smaller than the cat's belly. But in a blink of an eye, the half of the bread had been eaten.
When Zhao Lingjun looked at the poor kitten looking at him, he knew that this kitten really seemed to have not had enough to eat for many days.
"Poor guy." Zhao Lingjun looked at the kitten and felt that he couldn't bear it again. So even though he knew that he had nothing to eat, Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but rummage through his bag.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the glass bottle in his bag and the four small blue pills in the glass bottle.
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Text Chapter 24 Cat Transformation "What will happen if this kitten takes one of these pills?" Such a thought quietly appeared in Zhao Lingjun's mind.
Then Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but take out the glass bottle from his bag.
When he took out the glass bottle from his bag, Zhao Lingjun felt guilty.
After shaking the bottle in his hand and hearing the thumping sound of the four blue pills hitting the glass bottle, Zhao Lingjun felt like a perverted pervert with a bunch of prostitutes trying to seduce an underage girl.
Especially when he saw the pitiful look in the kitten's eyes, Zhao Lingjun wanted to slap himself twice and cursed that he was worse than a beast.
"You brought this medicine bottle, didn't you just want to find a stray dog or something to test the medicine? Although this kitten is very pitiful, if you don't take care of it, it doesn't look like it will survive here. Oh my god. Besides, maybe this pill is just Viagra, and maybe it will be fine if you take it." But a very seductive voice kept echoing in Zhao Lingjun's mind.
After hesitating for a while, Zhao Lingjun finally removed the cork from the bottle.
The fragrance of the pills lifted up Zhao Lingjun's spirit. Smelling this fragrance, Zhao Lingjun felt much better.
Although Zhao Lingjun felt that pills with such a fragrant medicinal smell did not look like poisonous things, when Zhao Lingjun poured out a pill from the bottle, then bent down and stretched out his hand towards the kitten. When he held a blue pill in his palm, Zhao Lingjun very much hoped that the kitten would suddenly turn around and run away.
But what disappointed Zhao Lingjun was that just as Zhao Lingjun stretched out his hand, the white kitten jumped over.
Before Zhao Lingjun could react, a numbing feeling passed over Zhao Lingjun's palm.
When Zhao Lingjun looked at his palms, he had already discovered that there was nothing on his palms, and the dirty white kitten was already licking its tongue with unsatisfied intention.
It was only then that Zhao Lingjun suddenly remembered that he still didn't know whether the dirty kitten in front of him was female or male.
"What would be the reaction if a girl took Viagra?"
As soon as this thought came to Zhao Lingjun's mind, Zhao Lingjun heard the kitten meow.
Zhao Lingjun only saw the kitten tremble all over, then puffed out and breathed out.
Zhao Lingjun was immediately stunned.
Zhao Lingjun couldn't believe what he saw before his eyes.
The breath that came out of the dirty kitten's mouth was like a ball of blue flames.
Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but rub his eyes, wondering if he had seen it wrong.
But the kitten seemed to know the doubts in Zhao Lingjun's heart, and puffed out two more breaths.
Now Zhao Lingjun could see clearly that the two puffs of breath coming out of the kitten's mouth were indeed like solid blue flames.
Before Zhao Lingjun could figure out what was going on, Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten in front of him swoosh, as if the hair all over his body stood on end, and then there seemed to be blue spots on those dirty fur. The flames were rolling.
If there was a person next to Zhao Lingjun at this time, Zhao Lingjun would definitely grab his neck and ask: "What the hell is going on."
***
But now no one can answer Zhao Lingjun's question.
Zhao Lingjun only saw the blue-like flames rolling around the kitten for a few seconds before slowly disappearing.
After the blue flames slowly disappeared, Zhao Lingjun found that the kitten's body slowly returned to calm. But the kitten's originally gray eyes turned bright blue.
The kitten's eyes suddenly became like two shining sapphires.
"What kind of pill is this?" Seeing the kitten's eyes sparkling like sapphires, Zhao Lingjun looked at the remaining three blue pills in the glass bottle in his hand and almost wanted to cry. No more tears.
But the things that made Zhao Lingjun want to cry without tears did not stop.
When Zhao Lingjun thought that the kitten would just be quiet. The kitten meowed loudly.
The sound of this "meow" was so loud that Zhao Lingjun wondered if the kitten suddenly had a loudspeaker.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten in front of him and suddenly jumped up and did seventeen or eighty somersaults.
If he saw a cat doing more than a dozen somersaults in front of him, Zhao Lingjun would definitely laugh so hard that his stomach would hurt. But Zhao Lingjun couldn't laugh at all now.
When the kitten landed after the eighteenth somersault, Zhao Lingjun suddenly realized that the kitten in front of him was completely different from the first time he saw it.
When he first saw this dirty kitten, Zhao Lingjun felt that this cat was pitiful and weak.
Although this kitten still looks dirty now, it gives Mr. Zhao Ling the feeling of being lively and majestic.
"Could this pill be a Shiquan Dabu Pill?" The change in this kitten made Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but have such an idea in his mind. "But why did its eyes suddenly become like sapphires?"
When Zhao Lingjun was thinking this, he couldn't help but want to get closer and look at the kitten's eyes.
But when Zhao Lingjun looked forward, he only saw a butt.
A tiny, dirty cat butt.
The kitten, which was originally facing Zhao Lingjun, suddenly turned around.
Then, before Zhao Lingjun could figure out what this kitten could do, he suddenly turned around and pointed its butt towards him. The kitten in front of me suddenly jumped out.
***
Zhao Lingjun was stupid again.
Zhao Lingjun has never seen a cat running so fast.
Although Zhao Lingjun has always known that cats and dogs can run very fast. But the speed at which this kitten ran was really too fast.
As soon as the kitten started running, Zhao Lingjun seemed to see a gray-white lightning.
Zhao Lingjun felt his eyes flash as the kitten disappeared outside the door.
Zhao Lingjun turned around subconsciously and chased after him.
Compared with the movements of this kitten, Zhao Lingjun's movements were too slow.
But as soon as Zhao Lingjun stepped out of the gate of the health center, he saw the white, dirty kitten again.
The kitten had stopped.
But Zhao Lingjun only felt dizzy.
After chasing him out of the health center, Zhao Lingjun only took three steps from beginning to end.
These three steps are not enough time for one person to light a cigarette.
But the kitten Zhao Lingjun saw was already in front of a garbage dump a hundred meters away in front of Zhao Lingjun.
"Is this still a cat? Isn't this the Flash?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the kitten and couldn't help but said to himself.
Text Chapter 25 Monster? While Zhao Lingjun was wondering how many seconds it would take him to run the hundred meters, the kitten had already rushed towards the garbage pile in front of him.
This is an ordinary garbage dump. It is estimated that every residential area will have a place dedicated to dumping garbage. But there were no less than ten colorful cats gathered on the garbage pile.
Moreover, those cats were much larger than the little white cat that Zhao Lingjun was staring at.
Compared with those cats, this dirty little white cat is like a kindergarten student meeting a group of high school students.
But the little white cat charged towards the dozen or so cats that were much larger than itself, as if it wanted to rape those cats first and then kill them.
Zhao Lingjun was confused all of a sudden, "Did this kitten just eat not Viagra from ancient times, but the most powerful drug in ancient legends? I love big sticks?"
Zhao Lingjun looked at the little white cat that rushed forward with a little sadness, expecting that this little white cat that had taken a powerful drug would definitely be beaten to death by the dozen or so cats.
But before Zhao Lingjun could blink, Zhao Lingjun saw a yellow cat flying up.
Cats run on the ground and cannot fly, so Zhao Lingjun thought he was dazzled.
But before Zhao Lingjun could rub his eyes, he saw the second cat flying sideways.
A black cat.
This time Zhao Lingjun saw it clearly.
When the little white cat rushed up, the dozen or so cats had already discovered the uninvited guest. So the dozen or so cats also rushed towards the little white cat that suddenly appeared.
That black cat is one of the cats that rushes the most.
Zhao Lingjun only saw one cat rushing over and stretched out his paw towards the little white cat.
But before the black cat's paw touched the little white cat, the black cat had already flown out.
Before the black cat's paw touched the little white cat, the little white cat had already slapped the black cat with its paw.
Then the black cat let out a scream like a slaughtering pig and flew out sideways.
Then the third and fourth.
Zhao Lingjun looked stupidly at the little white cat waving its claws casually, and then watched the cats flying out sideways with screams like killing pigs.
When the sixth cat flew out, Zhao Lingjun saw that the remaining cats had retreated to the corner of the garbage pile, trembling all over and lying on the ground, not daring to move.
But the six cats that flew out were just like the nylon bags that were thrown out. They were all lying softly, with only air coming out and no air coming in.
"Is this cat possessed by Bruce Lee Wong Fei Hung?"
Zhao Lingjun only had this thought when he saw the white kitten slowly walking towards the cats that were trembling with fear, lying on the ground and not daring to move.
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Zhao Lingjun thought that the next kitten would definitely vent its animal lust on those cats that were too scared to move, but the white kitten just glanced coldly at those cats that were too scared to move. The cat purred and ran towards Zhao Lingjun.
Zhao Lingjun was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.
Zhao Lingjun had already seen this kitten's magical performance just now. Although Zhao Lingjun felt that he might not be shot and flew away like the six cats, Zhao Lingjun felt that it would not be fun if he received that claw.
But Zhao Lingjun only turned around and ran for three steps. As soon as he ran into the gate of the health center, Zhao Lingjun saw a blur in front of his eyes. The white kitten had already appeared not far in front of Zhao Lingjun.
"You... don't come over." Zhao Lingjun was frightened by the little white cat that came and went like the wind, and he suddenly forgot that the dirty little white cat standing in front of him at this moment was not a person.
After blurting out these words, Zhao Lingjun felt that he was really embarrassed. But what made Zhao Lingjun almost fainted to the ground was that the little white cat seemed to understand what Zhao Lingjun said. Instead of rushing towards Zhao Lingjun, it stopped and backed away looking a little aggrieved. step.
This time Zhao Lingjun was a little strange.
Seeing the little kitten standing there looking at him a little aggrievedly, Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but say: "Do you understand what I said to you?"
When these words were spoken, even Zhao Lingjun himself felt a little funny. How can there be a kitten in this world that can understand human speech
But the next movement of the kitten made Zhao Lingjun almost plop and fall to the ground.
Zhao Lingjun actually nodded when he saw the kitten.
How would you react if you saw a cat nodding at you
Anyway, Zhao Lingjun was stunned for a moment.
But seeing Zhao Lingjun remain motionless, the kitten nodded even more vigorously.
"Coincidence, coincidence. This must be a coincidence." After a long while, Zhao Lingjun, who woke up, kept saying this to himself in his heart.
Zhao Lingjun couldn't believe it was true, so Zhao Lingjun decided to try again.
"If you really understand what I said, just come over and let me touch your head." Zhao Lingjun squatted down and said to the little white cat not far in front of him.
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When he saw the little white cat running towards him with cheerful steps, Zhao Lingjun felt that he was going crazy.
Zhao Lingjun didn't expect that as soon as he said his words, the little white cat meowed, and then ran towards him looking very happy.
Looking at the little white cat running in front of him, Zhao Lingjun felt dizzy. Zhao Lingjun stretched out his hand for a long time, but he didn't dare to fall on the head of this little white cat who could actually understand human speech.
"Oh my god, is all this true?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the little white cat with its eyes flashing as if it was expecting him to touch it. "You actually understand human speech? It's incredible. You can't even speak human speech, right?"
"hehe."
As soon as Zhao Lingjun finished speaking, Zhao Lingjun heard a silver bell-like laughter.
Zhao Lingjun was so frightened that he shouted "Monster", then immediately stood up, turned around and ran away.
Zhao Lingjun thought this whole thing was really terrifying. Not only could this kitten understand human speech, it actually laughed like a girl.
But as soon as Zhao Lingjun turned around, he almost knocked a man to the ground.
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A very beautiful girl in white clothes asked Zhao Lingjun with a smile and a slightly frightened expression: "Monster? Who do you think is the monster?"
(Happy New Year’s Eve~~~~~~~)