Celestial Employee

Chapter 27: Chicken Shop and Turtle Demon

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Zhao Lingjun felt great happiness rushing towards his face.

Just imagine that a person can come and go without a trace, and can fly around in the sky, coupled with extraordinary strength and speed, how awesome is that

Zhao Lingjun felt that if that was the case, then he could just wear a pair of red underwear and pretend to be Superman.

So Zhao Lingjun couldn't wait to take out the gauzy and transparent Yunxia Tianyi from the box. Although Zhao Lingjun had taken out the Yunxia Heavenly Clothes together with the Immortal Binding Rope and the Divine Whip once before, he had never looked at the Yunxia Heavenly Clothes carefully.

When he took it into his hand and took a closer look, Zhao Lingjun discovered that this Yunxia Heavenly Clothes was indeed extraordinary.

This thin hooded Yunxia sky coat is similar in style to the cloak that boxers wear when they appear on the field. But this dress was cold to the touch. When you touched it, it was like touching a piece of cold water. When you held it in front of your eyes, Zhao Lingjun discovered that this dress seemed to be surrounded by clouds, and there were some white clouds on the dress. Stop swimming. When he took a closer look, Zhao Lingjun discovered that this piece of clothing was embroidered with many white clouds of different shapes using some unknown silk thread, and these white clouds seemed to be composed of many strange symbols.

When Zhao Lingjun pointed out these symbols to Lin Qianxun, Lin Qianxun also shook his head.

Lin Qianxun didn't recognize the meaning of these symbols, because they seemed to be two completely different characters from the writing on the bamboo pieces that Lin Qianxun recognized.

Looking around, Zhao Lingjun seemed to think that these symbols were very similar to the talismans painted on the talismans by Taoist priests in some movies. Therefore, Zhao Lingjun felt that these symbols may not have any specific meaning in the first place. It is just that in the Xuanmen technique spread by Taoism, after these symbols are arranged in a certain pattern, they can exert different powers. The arrangement and combination of these symbols on this piece of clothing may allow people to become invisible and fly freely.

"How to use this?" After thinking for a long time, Zhao Lingjun felt that it would be more practical to figure out how to use it first.

"There is no record on it." Lin Qianxun said to Zhao Lingjun after carefully flipping through the roll of bamboo slices.

"Will there be records in those bamboo fragments?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the pile of bamboo fragments in the box and asked.

"Maybe." Lin Qianxun looked at the half-box of bamboo slices and said with interest. "Why don't you take out all those bamboo pieces and let me see them."

After seeing so many incredible things, it seemed that Lin Qianxun had forgotten how disappointed he was when he saw Meng Xue and Zhao Lingjun together.

"Okay." Zhao Lingjun excitedly lifted up the Immortal Binding Rope and Divine Whip, and took out the bamboo pieces in the box one by one.

Zhao Lingjun felt that the contents on the roll of bamboo slips he took out at random were already so exciting. The contents on so many bamboo slips might bring even greater surprises to the three of them.

However, Zhao Lingjun did not notice that when he was taking out the bamboo slices one by one, his other hand, which was holding the whip and the rope, moved upward slightly, causing the whip and the rope to be tied up. The Immortal Binding Rope slightly crossed the upper edge of the Hunyuan Box.

***

At this time, Miaozhen and Li Yuanshan were eating in a fast food restaurant far away from Zhao Lingjun's community. It's just that this fast food restaurant happens to be opened by a foreign owner, and its name is KFC.

Li Yuanshan and Miaozhen caused a huge sensation as soon as they arrived here.

"Hey, two handsome guys, your outfits are so cool and avant-garde."

"Hey, you two handsome guys, they look so stylish. Where did you buy your headscarf?"

"Is the sword in your hand real? To match your clothes, you also got a sword. Brother, you are really classy."

"Can you leave us a phone number? Or a QQ number, too."

“….”

"Is the food here really delicious?" After dismissing countless cool guys and pretty girls who came to harass him, Miaozhen looked at Li Yuanshan with suspicion. "Looking at the introduction, isn't this a top-notch chicken shop? The chicken cooked here is better than the local chicken we have in Sanqingshan?"

"Absolutely delicious." Li Yuanshan swallowed while looking at the pictures of various set meals on the KFC counter. "When I was a kid, my senior brother and I went down the mountain to beg for alms, and we ate it once in a place. The taste was really delicious."

"Really?" Miaozhen looked at Li Yuanshan with suspicion.

"Of course it's true." Li Yuanshan looked at Miaozhen and said. "Brother Taoist, you have been cultivating on the mountain for more than ten years and have never been down the mountain. I don't know that there are a lot of delicious food at the foot of the mountain. After you finish eating this, I will take you to eat something else tomorrow."

"Okay." Miaozhen happily patted the table and called out, "Shopkeeper, bring me a roast chicken to try first."

"Ahem, Brother Dao..." Li Yuanshan looked at the people around him embarrassedly and said to Miaozhen. "If you want to eat here, you have to order it at the counter."

"No." Miaozhen glanced at Li Yuanshan. "How can we do business when the service is so bad? No wonder we have been sitting down for a long time and no one came to greet us. They didn't even pour us a cup of tea. I think back when I was traveling with my master, the most famous Fenglai Inn in Shanxi , all greeted by the beautiful proprietress herself..."

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, brother Taoist, let's go get some food." As soon as he saw Miaozhen talking about the beautiful proprietress of Fenglai Inn, his eyes lit up, Li Yuanshan was afraid that Miaozhen would say something inappropriate again. words come out.

"Okay." Miaozhen thought that she and Li Yuanshan had traveled day and night to get here, eating and sleeping in the open all the way. Now that they finally knew that the treasure was in the hands of a righteous person, they should feel free to eat a few big meals and go back to recover.

So Miaozhen came to the counter very happily. After finally waiting for her turn, Miaozhen said to the waiter at the counter. "Shopkeeper, give me a roast chicken to try."

“Excuse me sir, do you want Orleans grilled wings?”

"What kind of roasted chicken wings are they? They are so big that they are not big enough to eat. What I want is a roasted chicken, a whole roasted chicken."

The waiter MM was stunned by Miaozhen. "Sir, we don't have roasted whole chicken here."

"What? No?" Miaozhen said very disappointed. "There's not even a whole roasted chicken? Then let's have a stewed old mother's egg with dried bamboo shoots."

"..., sorry, we don't have it here either."

"No, not even old hen soup?" Miaozhen looked at the waiter MM in disbelief, "Then let's have some braised chicken nuggets. You don't even have braised chicken nuggets, right?"

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any here either." Waiter MM already felt that this weirdly dressed guy was here to cause trouble unintentionally.

"Then what do you have?" Miaozhen felt like she was going crazy.

"There is a chicken drumstick burger..."

"What? Chicken drumstick buns?" Miaozhen finally couldn't stand it anymore. "You want me to eat steamed buns? Are you ****? Do you know how to ****..."

"We..." The waiter MM was asked by Miaozhen, and the answer was "yes" is not good, and "no" is not good either. He could only shout with a red face. "manager."

The people around burst into laughter.

"I'm sorry, give way." Li Yuanshan, who had already ordered food at another counter, realized that Miaozhen seemed to have caused another plane, and ran over hurriedly.

"You came just in time." Miaozhen said angrily to Li Yuanshan, "What kind of store did you bring me to? The service is not good. They didn't even give us a cup of tea when we came in. They had to come and stand to get things by themselves. And what’s more, they don’t even have any roasted chicken, soup chicken, or braised chicken. Is this store a chicken store?”

After finishing speaking, Miaozhen was still angry and pointed at the waiters at the counter, "Are they **?"

"Haha." The people around burst into laughter. I feel that these two people must be angry young people who deliberately wore traditional Chinese clothes to cause trouble. Listening to their words is very meaningful, as if they are reminding everyone that roasted chicken, braised chicken, and chicken in soup are the real delicacies and traditional Chinese characteristics.

Many people smiled and gave thumbs up to the two people, and some couldn't help but tell the people around them. "Haha, let's go, we won't eat here, let's go eat braised chicken."

Miao Zhen became even more proud when she heard these words. But when Miaozhen looked at Li Yuanshan with pride, she found that Li Yuanshan's expression suddenly changed.

"What?" Miaozhen looked at Li Yuanshan strangely. "Why does your face look so ugly? Are you afraid that this hotel will have a group of vicious slaves who beat people like the old Zuixian Tower? Don't worry, if they come, I will blast them with a thunderbolt from my palm. Get down."

"No." Li Yuanshan didn't notice Miaozhen's proud look at all, but stared blankly at the sky outside. "The treasure just appeared again."

"What?" Miaozhen immediately pulled Li Yuanshan and ran out of KFC.

The onlookers felt their eyes blurred as the two people were already on the street outside the door.

"Haha. These two people run so fast and smart." When the manager on duty walked out with a security guard looking unhappy, the onlookers couldn't help laughing.

"Your Longhushan Dahua Hunyuan scarf is really overbearing." Miaozhen, who was standing on the street, looked at the dirty yellow scarf with a Tai Chi pattern on Li Yuanshan's head with envy and said. "I have long heard that the Dahua Hunyuan scarf is very useful. Not only can it turn into a heavenly and earthly net to wrap up monsters when thrown, but when worn, it can also open the eyes of the sky, making monsters and ghosts unable to hide. It can also reveal the treasure's aura. , when I saw it today, it really lived up to its reputation. I couldn’t see anything strange about that sky.”

"There is no treasure left now." Li Yuanshan took a look and determined that the direction was exactly the direction of Zhao Lingjun's community.

"You mean that magic weapon appeared for a moment and then disappeared again?" Miaozhen looked away embarrassedly.

"Well, it must be the three-flower-gathering, five-qi master we met yesterday who just used that magic weapon." Li Yuanshan said.

"Poor little turtle demon." Miaozhen suddenly thought of the middle-aged man he saw at the gate of the community yesterday. "It took a lot of effort to cultivate into a human form, but this time I must have been beaten to the point where my soul was completely destroyed."

"Yeah, it's really pitiful." Li Yuanshan also said sympathetically. "That senior expert is too exaggerated. He actually dealt with such a heavy hand against a little demon who had just cultivated into human form. He even used a magic weapon that was more powerful than the Bright Sky Mirror. Now that little turtle demon might even be a scumbag. There aren’t any left.”

***

"Haha." When Li Yuanshan and Miaozhen expressed their immense sympathy to the middle-aged man they met yesterday, the middle-aged man who was being sympathized with happened to drive his car and crashed into a truck parked on the roadside. .

"Holy shit..." Several truck drivers who were eating in a small restaurant on the road couldn't understand why an Audi A8 suddenly "bang" at an extremely fast speed when their trucks were parked on the side of the road. Hit it.

As soon as they saw the Audi A8 that was badly hit, several drivers ran out with pale faces to see if the people in the car were dead.

But before several drivers could run out of the hotel, they saw the deformed door of the Audi A8 being kicked open by someone inside.

Then several stunned drivers watched as a middle-aged man ran out of the completely deformed cab without any injuries.

Then he ran towards a community in the distance.

"Did we see a ghost during the day?" Looking at the heavy car door that was kicked several meters away by the middle-aged man, the deformed cab and the middle-aged man who was unscathed and walking as fast as flying. Several truck drivers were stunned.

***

At this time, also standing stupidly, there was a group of guys in an open abandoned factory area, wearing crisp suits and ties, like white-collar workers in the company.

"Ten million? Didn't we agree on five million beforehand?" Standing at the front of the group of people, a very gentle guy wearing gold-rimmed glasses, was looking at him with cold eyes. The dwarf stood before them.

And this dwarf was the dwarf among the four people who had kidnapped Zhao Lingjun and Meng Xue.

"Originally it was only five million." The short man looked at the guy opposite who wore gold-rimmed glasses and looked like a gentle businessman and said with a smile. "Boss Lei, originally we didn't need a penny more, but we had an accident and our boss Ji and Gao Jun both died. From a moral point of view, it's always okay for you to pay more for settling-in expenses, right? .”