"Her toilet is not the only one that is clogged." Zhang Zhong said to Zhao Lingjun with a smile.
Zhang Zhong always smiles when he talks to anyone and looks very kind. People who don't know must think that this fat man is a good person like Maitreya Buddha. But Zhao Lingjun knew that when the fat man was smiling, he might have already stabbed you in the back. You never know when he would stab you behind your back. This guy was actually an extremely insidious character. Zhao Lingjun once went on a business trip and suffered a big loss from Fatty Zhang in terms of reimbursement. So now Zhao Lingjun looks at this guy who is smiling so much that the fat on his belly is shaking, and he really wants to say something to him. "Do you also use sanitary napkins? And after you use them, you throw them into the toilet?"
But Zhao Lingjun knew that if he said this, he might be tricked to death by this fat man in the company one day, so when Zhao Lingjun heard Zhang Zhong say this, he could only say it to Zhang Zhong with a smile on his face. "Mr. Zhang, your toilet is clogged. Can't you just poke it with a leather tiger? If it can't be poked, there's no point in calling me. I'm not a toilet repairman."
When Zhao Lingjun said this, Zhao Lingjun noticed that Wu Xiaoye behind the crowd suddenly smiled. Although the smile only flashed by, Zhao Lingjun suddenly felt very happy. Suddenly, this sultry weather suddenly didn't matter anymore.
"If it was a problem with the toilet, we would call a repairman. But our toilet seems to be blocked. It seems that there is a problem with the sewer." Zhang Zhong said to Zhao Lingjun with a smile still on his face. "Didn't you use the bathroom after you came back? Didn't you find that all the water couldn't go down?"
"I*." Zhao Lingjun thought to himself that no wonder the water level in the toilet did not drop after flushing after he came back. Zhao Lingjun originally thought it was like this because there was not enough water after the water supply was stopped. Unexpectedly, there was a problem with the sewer. But Zhao Lingjun was really embarrassed to say that his pile was also soaking in the toilet at this time. So Zhao Lingjun said. "You haven't used it yet? Why is the sewer blocked? What's the use of calling me if the sewer is blocked?"
"Before calling you to come down, we have already contacted the property management department to find out the reason." Zhang Zhong said, pointing at a dark hole. "The reason was later found to be that a section here was blocked."
"Just ask them to clear the blockage. Didn't we pay the property management fee?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the dark sewer hole and an equally dark gutter cover that was overturned aside, and suddenly felt a sense of A foreboding feeling.
"They have cleared it. It's just that their tools are not long enough, so there are still a bunch of blocked things that they can't dig out." Zhang Zhong still said to Zhao Lingjun with a smile, which made Zhao Lingjun shudder.
"Then their tools are not long enough, so just change them to longer ones."
"They said they were going to get it, but they said they couldn't get it until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest." Zhang Zhong said.
"No." Zhao Lingjun said. "If we have to wait until tomorrow afternoon on such a hot day, then won't our entire building be full of the smell of public toilets?"
"It's just that these people are so unprofessional in what they do. On such a hot day, we will be smoked to death tomorrow." Hao Meili also answered Zhao Lingjun's words delicately, "So, Xiao Zhao, we We decided to send one person down, and after much deliberation, we decided that you were the only one suitable."
"I..." Zhao Lingjun wanted to slap him in the face at this moment. Zhao Lingjun felt that what he said was wrong, unless he said that this building would become a public toilet by tomorrow afternoon. If there was another chance, Zhao Lingjun felt that he would definitely tell everyone just now. "In this case, everyone should go to bed early, or wear a mask at worst."
But now Zhao Lingjun obviously has no chance to do it again, so Zhao Lingjun can only say it very sadly. "why me?"
When he said this, Zhao Lingjun glanced at everyone present except Wu Xiaoye with a vicious look. Zhao Lingjun decided that if anyone dared to jump out and express the reason for choosing him, he would immediately go to the flower bed to pick up a big brick and beat him to death.
Zhao Lingjun felt that he was full of murderous intent now. But to his surprise, Zhang Zhong didn't seem to see Zhao Lingjun's eyes at all. Zhang Zhong just sighed with regret and said. "I originally wanted to go down and get it myself. But look at my size and the hole. Even if I could force it in, I would probably have to call a crane to pull me out of the hole."
Zhang Zhong's words caused a burst of laughter from the people around him, and the loudest among them were Hao Meili's two generals, Heng Ha and Qin Ye. Looking at these two flatterers, Zhao Lingjun cursed fiercely in his heart. "MLGBD."
Zhao Lingjun knew that even if Zhang Zhong was slimmer than Stefanie Sun, he would not be able to go down into the sewer. Unless you kick him down.
Zhao Lingjun now had the urge to kick him down, but Zhao Lingjun knew that even if he kicked him, Fatty Zhang would never be able to enter the sewer entrance. Because the second half of what Fatty Zhang said was indeed true, because Fatty Zhang's waistline looked almost the same as that of the sewer entrance.
"I'm not the thinnest here." Zhao Lingjun snorted and quickly glanced at the crowd.
"Hey, you shouldn't want a woman to go down there." Hao Meili deliberately puffed out her chest when she saw Zhao Lingjun looking at him.
Zhao Lingjun felt a chill and immediately looked away from this perverted woman who looked like an old demon from Montenegro.
After one glance, Zhao Lingjun's heart felt colder than if a bowl of cold water had been poured on him.
"The company's food is so bad. How do these people eat? How come they all gained weight?" Zhao Lingjun thought with tears in his eyes.
***
Normally, Zhao Lingjun had not paid close attention to the waistlines of all his colleagues. Now when he took a closer look, Zhao Lingjun discovered that among the people present, there were only three who were thinner than himself.
The first one is Hao Meili, who is as perverted as an old demon from Montenegro.
The other two are Zhang Changsheng and Wu Xiaoye.
Zhang Changsheng is the boss of the R&D department, and he usually depends on each other. Ever since he came to the company, Zhang Changsheng has taken care of Zhao Lingjun in every possible way. At the beginning, when Zhao Lingjun made some mistakes, Zhang Changsheng took a lot of blame for Zhao Lingjun. It can be said that Zhang Changsheng is the person Zhao Lingjun is most grateful to in the company.
Therefore, Zhao Lingjun naturally cannot say it to Zhang Changsheng shamelessly. "Brother Zhang, why don't you go into the sewer and give everyone a poke?"
And what about Wu Xiaoye
I am afraid that even if someone used the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty to deal with Zhao Lingjun and make Zhao Lingjun unable to survive or die, Zhao Lingjun would never say such words: "Wu Xiaoye, you go to the sewers."