"That's it?" Although it was dusk, six melon-style floor-to-ceiling blue gauze palace lanterns were scattered around, illuminating the room magnificently.
Song Zaishui, who was sitting at the end of the couch, was wearing a primrose-colored tulip-embroidered crepe jacket with narrow sleeves and a green and white skirt. The fresh-colored skirt had a pair of colorful silk ruffles that were very eye-catching.
She was wearing a flying fairy bun, holding a round waist fan in her plain white jade hand, half covering her face, revealing her eyes that were half-smiling but not smiling, looking at Wei Changying at the head of the bed, and said slowly, "So Why don't you wait until it gets dark and secretly ask Midoriya to call me here... specifically to help you with your vaginal bleeding? "
Wei Changying, who was wearing the same primrose-colored blouse as her but with a water-colored fairy skirt, served her tea with his own hands: "Good cousin, I know you love me the most..."
"The person who loves you the most is your aunt! And your great-aunt!" Song Zaishui said unceremoniously, "Not my cousin! You also know that you call me cousin and not my mother? How do I love you the most? ?”
"I mean, cousin, you love me the most among sisters!" Wei Changying didn't even blush, and continued to smile apologetically, saying, "Good sister, you are my biological sister! I know how to make three lines according to your skills. Luozi, there’s no problem at all, just help me this time!”
Song Zaishui put down his fan, squinted his eyes, looked at her and said, "You are so good with hands and feet. It's still early in the morning, can't you fight it yourself?"
"I won't!" Guard Chief Ying said forcefully.
"How difficult is it?" Song Zaishui said contemptuously, "As long as you are not hopelessly stupid, you can figure it out just by looking at it. If you don't know it, I will teach you! You can fight it yourself!"
Wei Changying was not agitated at all and said: "There are specialties in the art. Cousin, do you think I am a person who performs intrauterine surgery all day long? I think it is so late, how difficult is it for my cousin to teach me? It is better to simply do it Give me three marks!"
"When you say that, you mean that I just sat there to have my intubation?" Song Zaishui raised his hand and slapped her head with a fan, gritting his teeth and said, "You let me sneak around with your maid in the dark. You came here just to let me do the work you were supposed to do and lie to my biological aunt—forget it, I still have to be bullied by you and be called a prostitute all day long?"
Wei Changying refused to admit it: "I feel sorry for my cousin! My cousin is on duty!"
"You!" Song Zaishui pointed at her with a round fan - such a lazy cousin, even someone like her who was recognized as gentle, generous, tolerant and a motherly demeanor found it a bit overwhelming - Wei Changying stared at her when she pointed at her, But Ba Feng remained unmoved and looked innocent.
Song Zaishui was in a stalemate with her for a long time. As expected, he could only put down the fan angrily, knocked on the couch hard, and said: "Find your own way! I'm too lazy to care about you!"
"I've already thought of a way!" Wei Changying said sweetly, "I just asked my cousin to help me tie the three... After all, my mother knows the skills of Aunt He and Lvfang at a glance! Cousin, you can give it to my mother I’ve received embroidered items such as purses, but I haven’t given them a belt... Isn’t this just right?”
Song Zai Shui took a deep breath and decisively ordered: "Chun Jing, Xia Jing, let's go! Huiming Seju!"
"Good cousin!" Wei Changying grabbed her sleeve without saying a word, feeling extremely wronged, "Just three strips! Three strips!"
"Not even half of them!" Song Zaishui snorted coldly and was about to stand up and leave. When Wei Changying heard this, he raised his hands to roll up his sleeves and hugged her without letting go. Instead, he called his maid: "Lvfang and Luchi come over here and untie the two knots from my cousin's waist. I'll give you two of them. Let's figure out a way for the third one!"
Song Zaishui was stunned by her shamelessness, which was so self-righteous and upright. He held a round fan and waited for Lufang and Luqi to come closer in fear. Then he came to his senses and screamed: "How dare you!!!"
"Good cousin, I know you love me the most!" Wei Zhang Ying said seriously, "You must be reluctant to see me sad because Uncle Jiang was driven away, right?"
"I'm willing to give it up!" Song Zaishui defended Luozi and said through gritted teeth, "How dare you snatch it! Believe it or not, I will go to my aunt tomorrow to sue you?!"
Wei Changying thought deeply for a few breaths, waved his hand and said: "Let's talk about tomorrow's matter tomorrow. Cousin, you always love me very much. I want to spend the night with you. With my cousin's generosity, no matter how angry I am, I should It's gone... Well, then nothing will happen tomorrow!" She pushed Song Zaishui on the couch, clapped her hands, and scolded the maid happily, "Why don't you do it quickly so that you can tell your cousin earlier? Start to calm down?"
What would you do if you had a cousin like this? !
Song Zaishui almost vomited blood!
Seeing that Lufang and Luqi were hesitant, but being urged by Wei Changying, they still had to lean over and reach out to untie the laces. Song Zaishui almost fainted, and she decisively chose to surrender: "Wait a minute! I There is a way so that you not only don’t have to have a vagina tonight, but you don’t even have to imitate those female celebrities when you wake up tomorrow!”
"Good cousin, you really love me the most!" Wei Changying's eyes lit up, and he immediately asked Lvfang and Luqi to step back. He personally helped Song Zaishui up and asked affectionately, "Cousin, please tell me what you can do. ? I know that my cousin is so smart, she must have a solution. "
Song Zaishui stared at her eyes for a long time, desperately confirming that she had no guilt at all. He could only sigh in frustration and said, "Have you ever thought about why Mrs. Su wants to beat you?"
"Because I want to capture Shen Zangfeng!" Wei Zhang Yingji replied readily.
"...Okay." Song Zaishui felt that it was pointless to argue with her that "capturing" her husband was not "capturing" like this at all, so he simply followed her words and said: "But you want to capture Shen Zangfeng, this is The words others instigated in front of Mrs. Su are baseless. The fact is, you have been practicing martial arts, but why on earth do you have to practice martial arts all the time, even to the point of wasting all the things girls should learn in order to practice martial arts... Isn't it possible? Any other explanation? Will Mrs. Su be happy?"
Wei Changying pondered for a few breaths and suddenly realized: "I am heroic by nature, informal, and very chivalrous. Therefore, practicing martial arts is my lifelong hobby, and it has nothing to do with whether I can fight Shen Zangfeng or not?"
"..." There was a dead silence in the room for a moment, and Song Zai's fan in the sailor fell to the ground helplessly...
"You became my cousin just to piss me off, didn't you?! Really?!" Song Zaishui's demeanor, which was said to be "naturally noble and a mother in the world," was shattered into pieces in an instant, and he didn't care about He and others. She was so shocked that she stood up quickly, threw herself on Wei Changying, grabbed her neck and shook her hard, "You! You! If you don't speak properly, don't think I won't beat you!!!"
Mr. He watched blankly as she pinched Wei Changying and shook her five or six times before she came to her senses, covered her mouth and exclaimed: "Oh my god! The eldest lady - the cousin! Stop it! Stop it! We are all direct cousins." Sisters, if you have something to say nicely, why bother taking action!"
Mrs. He rolled up her sleeves and stepped forward, pulling and persuading. It took a long time to push Song Zaishui down. By this time, Wei Changying's dress was already in a mess. Fortunately, Lvfang took it, otherwise it would probably break on the 捍湹.
Even so, Wei Changying didn't care. He stretched out his hand to rub his neck, and continued to ask Song Zaishui leisurely: "What does cousin mean?"
Song Zaishui looked at it but was about to cry. He pulled He and said, "Aunt He, please be honest. You said that you are dealing with such a cousin... I, can I not do anything?"
It's a pity that she underestimated He's partiality. He coughed dryly, pretended not to hear this sentence, and said seriously: "Cousin, please tell our eldest lady, what is the way to avoid learning those things that give the eldest lady a headache?"
Song Zaishui looked at the master and servant, raised his hands to his forehead in despair, and groaned: "You--you!"
After all, Song Zaishui had been groomed as the future empress for several years, and it only took a short moment for Song Zaishui to lose his dignity. After realizing that Wei Changying and He Shi were in cahoots, Song Zaishui wisely gave up the idea of letting He Shi help him explain Wei Chang Ying, and quickly sat up straight, smoothed the folds of his clothes, and returned to his noble and elegant ladylike self. , even the round fan was picked up.
Song Zaishui, who had regained his dignity, lightly fanned his fan, sneered again and again, glanced sideways at Wei Changying, and said, "What kind of daughter-in-law does Mrs. Su like?"
Wei Changying said without thinking: "Dignified, virtuous, gentle and considerate - that's what you are like, cousin."
Song Zaishui continued to sneer: "That's it?"
"What else?" Wei Changying tilted his head and asked seriously.
"..." Song Zaishui silently confessed: How could I have thought that she would at least continue to guess two more times so that I could cynicize a few more times? When had she ever been so considerate!
Song Zaishui, who secretly vomited a mouthful of blood, could only answer her feebly: "Mrs. Su is Shen Zangfeng's mother. No matter how much your aunt loves you, she also loves Shen Zangfeng! So tell me, what kind of daughter-in-law does Mrs. Su really like? Of course you are sincere towards Shen Zangfeng, not just thinking about being unkind to Shen Zangfeng!"
Wei Changying nodded frequently and said: "I understand, I..."
"Shut up!" Song Zaishui slapped his fan on the couch and shouted!
"I… "
"What are you?! You must have nothing nice to say! Listen to me!" Song Zaishui said bitterly, "Yes, Mrs. Su likes a gentle and virtuous wife, but no matter how gentle and virtuous she is, if she is not sincere to her son, do you think Can she tolerate it? Now someone has reported your martial arts practice to Mrs. Su, exposing your intentions. However, you will leave the government in ten months - now you want to temporarily become a gentle and virtuous lady. Disaster!
"So, let me tell you, you might as well continue practicing martial arts! Please go back and ask the elders to come to Mrs. Su to explain - doesn't the Shen family rely on martial arts? Doesn't Shen Zangfeng have the best martial arts among the three armies?" Song Zaishui Na The fan hit Wei Changying's shoulder hard, hating that iron cannot make steel, "The right way is to do what you like. The Wei family has been literary for generations, but Shen Zangfeng grew up as a military commander! So the elders are afraid of you After getting married, you can't talk to Shen Zangfeng. In order to make you love and harmonious in the future, I specially asked you to give up playing chess, calligraphy and painting, and asked you to concentrate on learning martial arts... In this way, if you have been practicing martial arts hard for twelve years, wouldn't you become your opponent? Shen Zangfeng’s intentions?”
Song Zaishui snorted coldly and said: "The apple of the eye that is loved by thousands of people is usually the granddaughter of the eldest daughter-in-law of Shangzhu Kingdom who comes from a famous family! What a delicate person! Work hard and practice hard regardless of rain or shine. Years, just so that after leaving the cabinet, we will not be unable to talk to her husband about going together..." She sighed and said, "Just hearing this makes me cry! Mrs. Su had no grievances with you before. Qiu, knowing that you are so dedicated to Shen Zangfeng, how can I not let go of the past? Maybe I will love you even more!"
After everyone listened, they all admired Song Zaishui!
Wei Changying was particularly awe-struck: "It's weird that my cousin was chosen as the crown princess by the current empress at a young age, and was given gold and jade to get married as she wished. With my cousin's thoughts and methods, I don't have to go to the palace to honor my mother." The world is in ruins!”
"You!!!" Song Zaishui kindly gave his cousin an idea. She didn't think about which pot Wei Changying would not open, but pointed at the marriage proposal that she hated the most. She was so angry that she grabbed a fan and shined it at Wei Changying. Dunkou said, "I'll beat you up, you little heartless thing!" (To be continued)