It was only then that Song Zhong woke up from his dazed state. He hurriedly looked at the lively scenes on the left and right, and then looked at the golden light unique to Buddhist disciples on his body. He looked completely at a loss.
Song Zhongxin said, "Am I not being a bald donkey?" Why does he look like a bald donkey? '
But at this time, something surprising happened again to Song Zhong. He actually realized his own strength. After surviving the hell, he advanced to the realm of the early Hunyuan in one fell swoop, which was equivalent to the Buddha in Buddhism!
This made him both surprised and happy. He was happy because his strength had improved by leaps and bounds, but he was surprised because this process was too fast. Song Zhong was a little afraid of the sequelae!
It was at this time that the Angry-Eye Vajra appeared in front of Song Zhong with many Buddhist disciples, namasteed him, and then said with a smile, "Congratulations, nephew, you have finally achieved perfection today and achieved the golden body of Buddha!"
"Me? Buddha?" When Song Zhong heard this, he was immediately shocked and said: "Senior, are you kidding me? When did I become a monk?"
"Haha, haven't you heard of this saying, 'As soon as you are released from the hell of suffering, you will become a Buddha immediately'?" Angry Eyes Vajra said with a smile.
"No~" Song Zhong said stupidly: "What do you mean by this?"
"Haha!" Angry-Eye Vajra smiled slightly, and then explained, "This is very simple. You have to know that the hell of suffering is not a place to punish people, but a place to test the practice of Buddhist disciples. Although it is said that you will endure eight The tribulations of the eight hells of cold, heat, and eight sufferings will at the same time temper the mind and body, making them reborn and reborn from the fire. The more you suffer, the more benefits you will get. Once you endure all the suffering and reach the other shore, you will become a Buddha immediately! So! , Congratulations, you are now a Buddha!"
After Song Zhong heard this, he was immediately dumbfounded. After staying there for a long time, he said in a dumbfounded voice: "But, I don't want to be a monk?"
"Hehe, it's not up to you!" Angry Eyes King Kong smiled slyly, and then said: "Okay, this is not the place to talk, you must come with me!"
After saying that, he took Song Zhong to his temple.
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In a short time, Song Zhong followed the Angry-Eye King Kong back to his temple.
After returning, Angry Eyes King Kong first asked someone to show Song Zhong his seat. Song Zhong, who became the Buddha, was already qualified to sit in front of the Angry-Eye Vajra.
Then Angry Eyes Vajra smiled and said: "How? I said you are destined to be my Buddha, right? Now you have really passed through the hell and achieved the Buddhist path. What a joy!"
"Congratulations!" The Buddhist disciples around him also smiled and saluted Song Zhong.
Song Zhong didn't care about this, and quickly waved his hand and said: "No, I don't want to be a monk. I am obviously the one who was forced to go to Liangshan by you?"
"Haha, this proves that you are destined to be my Buddha. Otherwise, there are many people who want to go to the hell of suffering. Why don't I force others, but I force you?" Angry Eyes King Kong said with a smile.
Facing the almost shameless remarks of Angry Eyes King Kong, Song Zhong was speechless. He simply said shamelessly: "I don't care anyway, I just don't want to be a monk!"
"Haha, it's not up to you!" Angry-eyed Vajra said with a smile: "There is a saying that once you enter Buddhism, it is as deep as the sea. You'd better make peace with it as you come!"
"Then what if I feel uneasy?" Song Zhong probed cautiously.
"Then my Buddhist sect also has many clear rules and precepts. King Fury Ming, they will help you correct your evil ways and return to the right path!" Angry Eyes King Kong said unhurriedly.
Although Angry Eyes King Kong said it politely, the threat in his tone could not be more obvious. It clearly means that if you kid dares to disobey, I will beat you until you are convinced!
Facing a powerful but unreasonable person like Angry Eyes King Kong, Song Zhong suddenly had no choice but to do anything.
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Just when Song Zhong was at a loss what to do, someone from below suddenly came up to report that Shura Xue had woken up and was waiting for summons outside.
Upon hearing this, Angry Eyes King Kong immediately became energetic and immediately ordered: "Invite her in!"
So the disciple immediately took the order and went out. In a short time, he brought Shura Xue.
After Shura Xue came here, she saw Song Zhong's new image at first sight. He was covered in golden Buddha light, and there was a unique seven-color halo of Buddhism behind his head. No matter how he looked, he was an enlightened monk.
This made Shu Luoxue immediately shocked. She hurried to Song Zhong and said in surprise: "Husband, how come you have become a monk so well?"
"You think I do?" Song Zhong said with a bitter face: "Isn't it just to save you that I sacrifice my life for justice?"
Upon hearing Song Zhong's words, Angry Eyes King Kong and other Buddhist disciples were immediately dumbfounded. The angry-eyed King Kong laughed and scolded directly: "You are such a ignorant boy, do you think that taking refuge in my Buddha means sacrificing your life for righteousness?"
"Anyway, I think it's pretty much the same!" Song Zhong said with a bitter face: "Aren't they all going to have their wives separated from each other?"
"Who said you want your wife to be separated from you?" Angry Eyes King Kong said with a bitter smile, "My Buddhist sect doesn't prohibit marrying a wife and having children!"
"Really?" After Song Zhong heard this, he immediately said differently: "But don't you have some rules and regulations? What else do you call Bajie?"
"That's all for practicing disciples. You have become a Buddha, so naturally you don't have so many rules!" Angry Eyes King Kong explained helplessly.
"Ah, I understand!" Song Zhong said hurriedly: "The Buddha can eat, drink, whore and gamble at will, but his disciples must abide by the rules and regulations, right?"
"How do you treat me?" Angry Eyes King Kong was so angry that he yelled, "Have you ever seen us eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling?"
"No, no!" Song Zhong quickly cleared the relationship, and then said: "But what did you just say?"
"I mean, after you become a Buddha, the rules will not be so strict. You can marry and have children, but you still can't do things that are harmful to nature!" Angry Eyes Vajra said depressedly: "In addition, disciples do not have to abide by the rules and precepts. This requires Look at the methods they practice. It is said that Buddhism is boundless. There are many methods that can lead to Buddhahood, and the rules are also different. They cannot be generalized! Do you understand?"
"Disciple understands!" Song Zhong knew that he could not offend him now, so he hurriedly and respectfully agreed, and then tried again: "Senior, as a monk, since I don't have so many rules, can I do whatever I want? ?”
"Well, even if you return to the immortal world, it won't be a big deal. However, you must always remember that you are a disciple of the Buddhist family, do you understand?" Angry Eyes King Kong said with his eyes widened.
The Angry-Eye Vajra is indeed the Angry-Eye Vajra. His eyes gleamed with infinite majesty when he stared. Song Zhong was so frightened that he trembled all over and quickly agreed: "Disciple understands!"
"Yes!" The Angry-Eye Vajra nodded gently and said, "That's good if you understand! In addition, there is one more thing that needs to be done now. Since you have become a Buddha, you still need a Dharma title and a title for your fruition status~"
"Hmm~" The angry-eyed King Kong lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head and said, "Since you are from the Chaos Giant Spirit clan, you can simply use the name Hunwu! As for the lay name Song Zhong, don't use it anymore. It's really ugly. Got it!"
However, after Song Zhong heard this, he immediately said with a bitter face: "Hun Wu? What kind of dharma name is this? I don't think it sounds as good as Song Zhong?"
"As long as it sounds good to me, what? Do you have any objections?" Angry Eyes King Kong said with an unkind expression.
"No, no!" Song Zhong quickly replied honestly. He didn't dare to provoke this emperor-level master, nor his seniors. If he punished him, he wouldn't have anywhere to cry.
The angry-eyed King Kong rolled his eyes at Song Zhong and ignored him, but continued: "Since you have a family and a career, we can't separate you, so it would be a good idea to arrange for you to achieve the status of Happy Buddha!"
"Happy Buddha?" When Song Zhong heard this, his face turned as red as a cooked hairy crab. Shura Xue on the side also rolled her eyes. If she didn't know that this angry-eyed King Kong was not easy to mess with, she would definitely jump up and scold him. How could anyone install a priest like the Happy Buddha for someone else's husband? Isn't this helping Song Zhong get involved with others
It's a pity that Shura Snowman spoke softly, and even though he was angry, he could only endure it.
Song Zhong was unwilling to do so, because he knew to some extent that the Happy Buddha was not a good person. It was basically a priest who presided over sexual intercourse between men and women. In other words, he only cared about the love between men and women.
If this spreads in the immortal world, where can he put the face of Emperor Dongyue? Thinking of this, Song Zhong quickly declined and said: "Senior, the status of this Happy Buddha is too high. I can't afford it. Why don't you change it to another one?"
"Other attainment statuses are not allowed to marry, have children, or engage in sexual intercourse. If you are willing to abide by those rules and regulations, I can change you to someone else!" Angry Eyes Vajra said with a sly smile: "But the problem is, you Are you really willing to be a serious monk with such a beautiful wife?"
"This~" When Song Zhong heard this, he was immediately speechless.
"Haha!" Upon seeing this, Angry Eyes King Kong and the others burst into laughter.
"Okay, since you have no other objections, then the matter is settled!" Angry Eyes King Kong then laughed and said, "Come, hurry up and prepare for the Buddhist celebration. We are going to hold a ceremony for the new Happy Buddha! "
"Yes!" Many Buddhist disciples immediately agreed, and then began to get busy.
At this point, Song Zhong had no choice but to let others control him. Under the guidance of several Buddhist masters, Song Zhong was taken to the back and taught etiquette. At the same time, he was also dressed to make him look like a virtuous monk.