Valentine's Day is a day when couples celebrate their love for each other. This was originally supposed to be a westernized festival, but in recent years, it has gradually become known to young people due to the deliberate marketing methods of some businesses, and later joined the ranks of the old yellow calendar. Many traditional festivals are definitely not good for this emerging festival, but just like the Dragon Boat Festival must eat rice dumplings, the Mid-Autumn Festival must eat moon cakes, flowers and chocolate candlelight dinners and other high-end and expensive gifts are also served on this day. The proof of conveying love is given to the person you care about. Even though this day filled with sweet pink is actually a very embarrassing existence for most people who don't have a significant other at present, it still cannot stop Valentine's Day as a The maddening act of the stabbing maniac who keeps hurting innocent people.
Lying on the sofa with his head supported, he yawned lazily on Valentine's Day, and his body was full of a strong smell of roses. This may seem a little too feminine for a man, but it is suitable for his beautiful and hermaphrodite face. He used to be just an ordinary day, but it was because of the name Valentine's Day. The first to join the ranks of the festival, which has always made Valentine's Day very complacent, always feel that he has become a high-level calendar who can talk to Master Huang Li, and since he appeared in this room, the whole room They seemed to be coated with a layer of pink halo, and even the meowing of the wild cat downstairs became a bit harsh and rippling.
Because when he came out just now, he took ridicule as a way to greet him when they met for the first time, so at this moment Xiao Nanzhu was naturally a little too lazy to pay attention to him, because before this guy came out, he never thought that there was such a thing in the old yellow calendar. An annoying guy. These three sentences are not separated from those love and love affairs, and he has always been keen to discuss his life-long affairs. You must know that for single people, the most annoying thing is that others keep urging them to find a partner, but this unfortunate one Valentine's Day still has more than ten hours to pass, and now I want to drive him away, so Xiao Nanzhu can't wait to send him back the same way immediately.
On the one hand, Xiao Nanzhu's mood is complicated, on the other hand, on Valentine's Day, he doesn't consider himself an outsider at all. He quickly occupied half of the sofa without speaking. Want to hit his topic.
"Hey, Xiao Nanzhu, I said you're 30, why haven't you found someone yet? (⊙v⊙)?"
With a hint of teasing, Valentine's Day looked at Xiao Nanzhu with a half-smile but asked.
"… "
Looking at Zhou Gong's Dream Interpretation Daquan in his hand, Xiao Nanzhu, an old bachelor who was trying to supplement metaphysics-related knowledge and was stabbed in the sore spot, decided to ignore him.
"It's so pitiful to be alone. It must be empty, lonely, and cold in the dead of night, right? (*￣▽￣)y"
Didn't get any response, and the thick-skinned Valentine didn't care, and decided to continue to stimulate Xiao Nanzhu.
"… "
The person before the meeting never answered, and Valentine's Day was also very exciting. He patted his palm and cleared his throat and raised his neck.
"Then why don't I introduce you to one? I know what type you like, buttocks on the bed..."
"I said you're finished."
Unbearably interrupted, Xiao Nanzhu suddenly put down the book in his hand when he said this on Valentine's Day, and his expression became cold. But obviously his brows are wrinkled and the murderous look on his face is quite scary, but Valentine's Day is not afraid of him. Instead, after giggling a few times, Valentine's Day leaned over to him and said in a low voice,
"Don't worry, everyone is a man, I understand. I won't tell Twenty-Five that he is your favorite type, but I don't think we need to discuss our hourly salary issue again..."
"Ah."
Hearing this, Xiao Nanzhu squinted his eyes subconsciously, and immediately knew what medicine he was selling in the gourd, the corner of Xiao Nanzhu's mouth raised slightly, but his eyes became a little unpredictable. I originally thought that I had caught Xiao Nanzhu's handle, and Valentine's Day, who was about to raise some conditions, blinked and waited for the new boss to make a statement, but before he could react, Xiao Nanzhu frivolously leaned into his ear and hoarsely whispered. The voice spoke.
"Hey, shouldn't Li Shen be clear about everything? Don't you know that the type of sleep I like most is your type? Twenty-five is too tender, you're just fine, or don't do anything today. , I'll just play with you at home..."
Before he finished speaking, Valentine felt his butt being slapped lightly and not too hard. This strong sense of crisis from the loss of virginity made his face turn white in an instant, but now that he wants to run, he will be on strike today. , what's more, Xiao Nanzhu, who is tall and big, doesn't seem to be able to help him, but after stammering for a long time, his face flushed, and Valentine's Day, who seemed to be a bit innocent, broke down and shouted,
"Stop dreaming!! You... you won't succeed!!! Don't be delusional!! You, you, you... don't look for me woo woo QAQ"
The aggressive words softened halfway through. Valentine's Day, which had been showing off in front of Xiao Nanzhu for a long time, is now a fall, and Xiao Nanzhu, who almost couldn't help laughing when he saw him so cowardly, covered his mouth and coughed. With a bang, he slowly returned to the half of the sofa before him, picked up the book and sat down, then glanced at him calmly and said,
"I'll spare you if you're good, don't make any noise, go out with me later, I need your help with something."
This time, Xiao Nanzhu didn't dare to refute what Xiao Nanzhu said on Valentine's Day. Although he was still reluctant, when Xiao Nanzhu turned on the TV and tuned him a marriage and love program to watch it to relieve his boredom, he still shrunk. The corner of the sofa began to look seriously.
"This male guest is a good match for No. 10... Hey, look, we finally held hands, right... Wow, this person has bad luck, hahaha, all the lights are out... Hey, the third male guest got married Ah, what is he doing here, ah, scumbag, wow, kill him..."
Because of his innate ability to predict the fate of peach blossoms and marriage, he had to talk to himself while watching Valentine's Day. Xiao Nanzhu originally wanted him to be quiet and stay well, but seeing how he couldn't calm down, he completely conceded defeat. Well, because he made an appointment with that transporter Zhao Tiansheng last night to meet today, so he saw that it was almost time, and he was about to leave, but when he was about to go out to change his shoes, When Xiao Nanzhu thought that, as a good young man who was single until now, he was going to meet a middle-aged frustrated man for dinner on Valentine's Day, his mood became very heavy.
Unsurprisingly, today this Zhao Tiansheng is definitely going to ask him about his work and marriage. After all, Twenty-Five had already exposed his indiscretion in his private life last night, and now he naturally wants Xiao Nanzhu, who seems to be very powerful, to show him what to do in the future. It must be immoral to help, so Xiao Nanzhu passed by today, just want to make some money from him, and solved the crisis that he had no money to buy New Year's goods, and Valentine's Day naturally didn't notice it. Xiao Nanzhu's sad mood, because as soon as he went out, he was attracted by the lively city scene in front of him. Perhaps in response to the theme of the festival, the streets are full of young couples and couples wearing couples' winter clothes. Xiao Nanzhu walked fast, smoking a cigarette and walking in front of him without waiting for him, while the lover who followed behind his ass Jie Ze looked around and propped up his ears, and when he heard the people passing by him saying Happy Valentine's Day and so on, he curled his lips and began to smile smugly.
"Did you hear me? They are all wishing me happiness~"
Xiao Nanzhu and Xiao Nanzhu were showing off in a low voice, Xiao Nanzhu couldn't help laughing because of the shy look on Valentine's Day, thinking that he would have to verbally please this easy-to-satisfy Lishen later. So much so that when he was approaching the door of the restaurant he had made an appointment with, he let Valentine's Day hide his figure first, and when Xiao Nanzhu walked into the restaurant that he and Zhao Tiansheng had made an appointment with, he stood still. , he couldn't help showing an embarrassed expression.
In the entire lobby, there are a total of ten tables, nine tables, and couples are sitting. This embarrassing situation made Zhao Tiansheng who was waiting there a little anxious, and when he saw Xiao Nanzhu standing at the door, he immediately stood up with a sigh of relief and shouted,
"Brother Xiao, come quickly! Come on! Here! I've been waiting for you for a long time!! I'm dying!!"
A sentence that was originally very normal always sounded a bit weird at this moment. The whole restaurant was staring at the two big men who were eating together on Valentine's Day, and Xiao Nanzhu's face was gloomy for a moment. He walked to Zhao Tiansheng with an expression and sat down, suppressed all the anger in his heart, then lit a cigarette and took a sip, then raised his chin and hooked his mouth with a smile,
"Why is Brother Zhao in such a hurry? Do you want to accompany your sister-in-law back for the festival later?"
"Hey, there are other arrangements in the future, there have been several calls over there..."
Zhao Tiansheng's suggestive sentence made Xiao Nanzhu glance at him, knowing that a person like him probably wouldn't accompany his wife, so he didn't ask any further questions. As expected, Zhao Tiansheng started to say a few words. When it comes to the matter he really cares about, he even expresses his gratitude if he can solve it, but when Xiao Nanzhu nodded and was about to write it down, he suddenly heard a middle-aged woman screaming hysterically behind his back. shouted,
"Zhao Tiansheng!! I knew you weren't going to help your friends to ship some goods!!! It turned out to be out for Valentine's Day with this little goblin!! Let me see the face of this shameless little guy!! Ah! What the hell!!… man!!!( ⊙ o ⊙)!”
Xiao Nanzhu: "..."