Huang Li, who was hanging on the wall, suddenly opened his mouth to speak. If ordinary people heard this, they would have fainted from fright. But this Xiao Nanzhu was not afraid of these things since he was a child. Although he was startled at this moment, he did not act too exaggeratedly. He almost subconsciously took a step back, and after confirming that the carp boy on the calendar just now was talking to him, he opened his mouth in disbelief and said,
"Ah, the calendar now has a voice call function..."
"… "
Xiao Nian on the calendar was already sulking, but when Xiao Nanzhu said this, he immediately puffed out an unhappy face. He originally thought that this year, he could sleep in the same sleep as in previous years, and he didn't have to work on anything. Who would have known that when it was time to get off work at twelve o'clock, this guy named Xiao Nanzhu would be so disturbed. Lishen like them, who work one day a year, was originally squeamish and squeamish because of their low work intensity, and the ones nearing the end of the year were even more lazy. This is represented by the young year who is in charge of the New Year's Eve.
Originally, Chinese New Year is not just about red envelopes, reunion dinners, and warm blankets. Obviously, Laba and Lichun a few days ago, they could just hang around so easily, how could it be their turn to be so unlucky...
Thinking of this, the chubby face that should have been beaming wrinkled. Xiao Nian really wanted the baby red carp in his arms to throw this guy a pond, but he looked at Xiao Nanzhu, who was tall and bulky. He looked quite big, and he didn't dare to be naughty, and Xiao Nanzhu, who had not figured out what was going on until now, was still a little drunk, but at this time he was half awake, and he subconsciously wanted to lift it up. Feeling what happened to the old yellow calendar left by the old lady, but in the next second, a big fat boy with vivid drawings was holding a big red carp, accompanied by a dazzling golden light from his bare buttocks. The calendar climbed up and down.
"Hey! Hurry up if you have something to say! Don't ink it! I only have twenty minutes left! What's going on? Ask for luck, ask fortune, ask the zodiac, or Duke Zhou to interpret dreams..."
The little fat man who looked like a golden boy began to try to talk to Xiao Nanzhu as soon as he landed. He was wearing a red belly pocket and holding a red carp, but he looked rather festive and cute. It happened that Xiao Nanzhu, who watched Huang Li speak human words, and now saw with his own eyes that the calendar turned into a living person, the cold hairs on his back stood up at this time, and he couldn't say a word at all, and this carp boy seemed to be used to seeing humans for the first time. When I was so dumbfounded, I just rubbed my double chin and whispered in a low voice,
"Forget it, you can't just call me out for nothing. I'll do the math for you. After all, it's a working day, so you can't just perfunctory... Let's see, you shouldn't take a bath or make a fire today. …”
The little fat man's murmuring voice brought Xiao Nanzhu back to his senses. He pinched the bridge of his nose, eager to make sure that what he was seeing was the hallucination he saw when he was too drunk. After all, the education he received in the past twenty years told him that everything in front of him was unscientific and should not have happened, but in the next second, he suddenly smelled something bad on the edge of his nose. the taste of.
"What's this smell... Sizzling squid..."
After sniffing, he muttered to himself. Xiao Nanzhu, who was usually very smart at the time, seemed to be rusty at this time. After speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the carp boy beside him. Xiao Nian, who was sniffing and smelling the smell, first followed him to think for a while, then suddenly changed his face and said,
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh squid!! I'm telling you not to make a fire!! It's on fire!! It's on fire!!!"
Xiao Nian, who was screaming, was so frightened that he threw the red carp in his arms, grabbed Xiao Nanzhu's trousers and hurried to the kitchen, suddenly remembering that Xiao Nanzhu, who had just boiled a pot of water, also returned immediately. When he came to his senses, he followed the carp boy and ran into the kitchen together.
After rushing in to take a look, he found that the water in the thermos was almost dry, the fire on the gas stove was all on, the whole kitchen was filled with a pungent smell of smoke, and there was a large flame on the ground. Seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and pulled the curtain next to him, immediately throwing off the flames that were rising up. When the sparks splashed on him, he hurriedly waved them away. I don't know where I got a washbasin, and I took a large basin of water and staggered and put out a large cluster of flames on the ground.
"Huh... Huh... It's so dangerous... I'm exhausted... "
Wiping his forehead with the back of his hand, Xiao Nian helped Xiao Nanzhu put out the fire, and Bai Fatty's face was covered in smoke. He stayed in the almanac on weekdays and only worked one day a year, so his physical strength can be imagined. Xiao Nanzhu, who had lingering fears, was also relieved when he saw this, but turned his head to look at the half-burned kitchen, showing a slightly puzzled expression.
If it wasn't for this little fat man who appeared in his house inexplicably just now, he might have just slept in the living room. He also never thought that the liquefied gas in the kitchen would age like this because there was no one living there for a long time, and as long as he drank a lot of alcohol and fell asleep in such a fire, then 2027 will pass in a few days... I really lived to the end.
Thinking like this, I don't know why I have a sense of happiness for the rest of my life. Xiao Nanzhu, who was completely sober at this time, didn't want to go deep into the sacredness of this little fat man who ran down from the calendar. After all This kid can be considered his own savior. Xiao Nian, who had just helped out, naturally did not expect Xiao Nanzhu to accept his existence so quickly, and was still there wiping his dirty face with his small hands, but in the next second, he seemed to suddenly remember something As if staring, Deng Deng Deng ran back to the living room barefoot.
"Ehhh, what are you running for! Are you cold with bare feet..."
Following this little fat man, he hurriedly ran out. Xiao Nanzhu felt like he had suddenly become a father. He was a little worried watching this big fat boy running around, but when he came out after chasing this dead boy, he wanted to give her to him. When he casually found a pair of cotton slippers to put on first, he saw this little bastard squatting beside the sofa, staring at the red carp lying on the floor with rolled eyes, tears in his eyes were about to fall down.
Xiao Nanzhu: "..."
"Xiaohong...Xiaohong...Xiaohong is dead... ah woo woo..."
Tears fell like he didn't want money. Just now he was in a hurry to help Xiao Nanzhu put out the fire. This stupid child lost his precious carp and ran to the kitchen, but he forgot that fish can't live long without water, and he will think about it again. When he woke up, his poor red carp was still lying on the floor of the living room and kicked dry, this red carp that originally symbolized more than one year has been miserably twisted.
Covering his eyes with his hands and crying, Xiao Nian lost his precious red carp, and he was naturally very sad. He brought him a small bench for him to sit on, and found him a pair of large cotton slippers. Xiao Nanzhu looked at the little fat man who was about to burp, and pinched his face impatiently for a long time. road,
"It's alright, alright, don't cry. I'll buy another one for you when Uncle Tianliang, okay? If you like carp, buy carp, if you like grass carp, buy grass carp, if you like turtle, buy turtle..."
His tone was the same as that of a big bad wolf who eats children. Xiao Nanzhu, who was tossed about insane that night, didn't have time to tidy up the messy kitchen, so he sat down and began to persuade Xiao Nian who lost his love. If this were normal, he would have impatiently beat the child directly, but this new year, this little fat man tried his best to save himself, so Xiao Nanzhu rarely restrained his temper and became a close uncle, and This young man's eyes were red from crying, and when he heard Xiao Nanzhu's stupid words, he cried more and more sadly.
"Wait for the dawn... it's too late... it's all your fault... it's all your fault... my little red... woo woo..."
"Hey, why do you blame me, Xiaohong obviously has a bad life..."
"It's your fault!! It's your fault!! Woohoo!"
"Ok, ok... blame me, blame me..."
Once the child started to cry, it became more and more coaxing. Xiao Nanzhu, whose head was so big because of his crying, almost knelt down and called Dad, but in the end, he couldn't make the fat boy burst into laughter. He was still thinking about whether he could let this little ancestor explain to himself why he could predict the fire and why he was here, but Xiao Nian was crying and making it clear that he didn't want to have too much with him. comminicate. Xiao Nanzhu didn't know what to do at first glance. He thought that he should detain this mysterious fat boy to himself first, and see if he could get something out of it later. Anyway, he couldn't run away as a child. Then, he stood up directly and rushed towards Xiao Nian who was sitting on the small bench,
"There's nothing to eat at home, and there's a little sesame paste. Can I make it for you?"
Xiao Nian just cried and ignored him. Xiao Nanzhu took a cigarette and went straight to make sesame paste for the little ancestor. Before entering the kitchen, he glanced at the wall clock. It's past zero. Xiao Nanzhu didn't care, and went into the kitchen and re-boiled the pot of water. This time he was waiting by the induction cooker, so it took a little longer. Xiao Nanzhu, who had a lazy expression, was surprised to find that there was no one on the sofa outside.
The little fat man is gone, and the red carp is gone.
He didn't hear any sound of the security door being opened just now, and it was impossible for a child to run out in the middle of the night...
His heart suddenly became half cold. As soon as Xiao Nanzhu put the small porcelain bowl in his hand, he hurried to the old yellow calendar hanging on the wall. He didn't know what was driving him. Everything was inexplicable, but when Xiao Nanzhu ran to the old yellow calendar and glanced at it, the first thing he saw was the festive and lovely picture on it. Bare ass at his carp boy and the... dead fish in his arms.
Xiao Nanzhu: "..."