Singles Day Extras
When the day of November 11, 2027 came, Xiao Nanzhu at that time was no longer the barking single dog in the mouth of Valentine's Day, but a reasonable and legal relationship with his boyfriend on New Year's Eve. in one piece.
Once two people who have been naive for many years like each other, they must change their ways to show their affection. It doesn't matter if it's Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, Labor Day, Children's Day, they can make it Valentine's Day, no matter how dissatisfied those Lishen are in their hearts, in a word, these two people can be ashamed and completely ignoring the opinions of other people. And on the night before Singles Day, New Year's Eve, who hadn't seen each other for two days, rushed out to work overtime for their family calendar teacher for free.
"Well, tomorrow will be Double Eleven. Many unscrupulous merchants will perform a very evil head-dropping technique in their stores - sending red envelopes. This kind of magic is not clever, but as long as ordinary people see it, it will Immediately, I will lose my mind, and there are only three big words in my mind - buy, buy, buy, tonight is the most turbulent time of evil, and then we will take advantage of the time to go out and destroy them to protect the wallets of the masses... "
Saying so, Xiao Nanzhu was swiping the screen of his mobile phone intently. The Taobao page displayed all kinds of discount information, but from time to time there were orange-yellow, round evil spirits who wanted to emerge from the computer. On the New Year's Eve, he naturally disposed of them without letting those low-level things get close to Xiao Nanzhu's body. After crushing these evil spirits that kept dropping gold coins with his pale hands, he first glanced at his family. Li Shi, who was still busy with work at twelve o'clock, suddenly said in a low voice,
"Tomorrow is not only Double Eleven, but also Singles' Day. Have you thought about how to spend it?"
"Well? What's up with me, I don't have a boyfriend anymore..."
Without raising his head, he subconsciously replied, and Xiao Nanzhu raised his head when he was half-stunned, but on New Year's Eve, when he got the answer he wanted, the corners of his mouth twitched unexpectedly. The pale face bloomed like a dead tree in spring, and the scorching flowers of the thorns bloomed, and even the tip of the red tongue that leaned down and touched the corner of Xiao Nanzhu's lips had a scorching temperature similar to that of a human being.
"Oh, Master Li just remembers... I'll take it as if you forgot."
When the words fell, Xiao Nanzhu's lips were bitten violently and arrogantly. When his nose was entangled, the bright red eyes were curved towards him in a sensational arc. Xiao Nanzhu often felt that New Year's Eve was a white one. The face of the disadvantaged, but he himself is easily deceived by the gloomy and bleak look every time, but even if he knows that this great beauty lives in the heart of a beast that only eats people, what can he do? Xiao Nanzhu couldn't resist his love, his love, everything about him. He couldn't bear those cold hands touching his chest, abdomen, waist and buttocks a little bit. He was often a little shocked to find that even if it took his life on New Year's Eve now, he seemed unable to resist.
"Hey... tap..."
He buried his face on the back of the sofa and let out a low breath. He was so fascinated that he gave up on the yellow calendar master who saved thousands of hand-pickers. New Year's Eve, who forgot to be clean, hugged him like a prisoner behind him, and slowly took off his red clothes from his waist, also lowered his eyes and smiled, and turned to narrow the corners of his red eyes and said softly,
"Eh, I see."
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Because of his eccentric personality, this god on Singles' Day doesn't usually go out very often, so he naturally didn't know that Xiao Nanzhu was already with Jun on New Year's Eve. In fact, all the calendar gods knew about it, and it was this morning. , When he came out to work on his normal working day, he unexpectedly found that Xiao Lishi, who had always been working to make money as his first purpose, hadn't gotten up yet. Except for the large pieces of clothes scattered on the living room floor, the whole room was quiet. There was no movement whatsoever.
"Is Shi Li's house being robbed? Why are the clothes thrown everywhere... But why don't you wake up? Was it too tired to shop on Taobao yesterday?"
The blank-faced Singles foolishly picked up a crumpled shirt on the ground. Seeing that the buttons on it were all torn off, he was even more puzzled. As the god in the hearts of the majority of singles, one has not been seen for hundreds of years. A virgin who can get rid of the single, he didn't realize that the pile of clothes on the ground was actually two people's, but while thinking about it and pushing open the bedroom door of Xiao Nanzhu on the other side, he was looking out. The moment he entered, he felt a sharp pain in his eyes.
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Singles Day: "And then, I've been blind since that day, hehe."