Chinese Almanac Master

Chapter 6: Twenty-five

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Early the next morning, Situ Zhang, who had been released the pigeon the night before, went to the door and scolded Xiao Nanzhu badly. Xiao Nanzhu got up and opened the door before he woke up in a dizzy state. Mr. Situ blocked them all back.

"I called you more than 80 times yesterday!! You can't answer it!! I thought you had gas poisoning at home!! As a result, you called me back for a long time and overslept!! I bah!!! The devil believes you !!"

The angry voice was distorted a bit. Situ Zhang Jiji quackly criticized the man in front of him, who was wrapped in a military coat and wearing an old cotton mop. His expression was rather indignant, while Xiao Nanzhu leaned against him expressionlessly. On the sofa, Quan Dang himself didn't hear it, and Situ Zhang, who looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, became angry.

"Ah, so what are you thinking now? You don't care about the job I'm looking for for you, right? I said Xiao Nanzhu, can you stop being so self-willed, you're almost thirty, not thirteen? Ah! You used to be able to do whatever you wanted, and it was because you were young, but now…”

Situ Zhang stopped by himself before he finished speaking. He also felt that what he said was very hurtful to his buddy's feelings, so he rarely showed a somewhat embarrassed expression. Xiao Nanzhu, who didn't listen carefully to what he said, saw that he didn't shout anymore, and thought he was finally finished, so after yawning slowly, the man who hadn't slept well for two nights He frowned and said slowly,

"Hey, I said, I've found a job, so don't worry about it for me, okay... Well, it was my fault yesterday, so I'll pay you back, okay? Is there a wine party tonight? I must have been there. Bar… "

Lazily curled up on the sofa like a gray wild cat, Xiao Nanzhu is a little lucky now that he has solved this work problem, otherwise, just by being nagged by Xiao Situ Zhang alone, he might Annoying to death, Situ Zhang Yi was stunned when he heard that he had found a job. He almost trotted to Xiao Nanzhu's side and sat down. He raised his arm and shook Xiao Nanzhu's boneless body excitedly and said,

"Oh! Really!! What kind of job! I just found it in the past few days? Where did you go to find a job for the New Year's Eve? Wouldn't it be for someone else to be a confinement lady? Is the job high? Oh, our Anan is really When I grow up, I will find a job by myself hahaha…”

Being annoyed by Situ Zhang, he almost rolled his eyes. Xiao Nanzhu had to talk about it, and only temporarily covered up his new job without revealing what it was in the past. In the short term, he doesn't want his acquaintances to know what he is doing. After all, this bullshit Huang Li Shi doesn't sound like a serious business, so even to Situ Zhang, he will tell you after a few years. Decide if you want me or not.

His attitude made Situ Zhang not want to ask more questions, but Xiao Nanzhu didn't look like a depressed old man like before. He is naturally happy from the bottom of his heart, and now Xiao Nanzhu has actually taken the initiative to join his social circle full of old customers of oil massage and foot pinching, which makes Situ Zhang even more unbelievable.

"You... Are you really willing to come? You've solved your work now, why don't you make it hard for yourself? Don't you drink alcohol... But there are a few buddies who have dinner together at night, and the insurance guy, Cao, is here too. …”

"Just treat me as a meal, I don't have a place to eat by myself anyway."

After saying this casually, Xiao Nanzhu's face did not look serious, but he had some ideas in his heart. Last night he was lying in bed thinking about how Huang Lishi should develop his personal business. After thinking about it, he felt that this was a job that was difficult to stand on in modern society. After all, this kind of ghostly thing is still suitable to deceive old men and old ladies. If you really want to seriously expect ordinary people to take care of you, it is definitely impossible, but the key is that he has already agreed, and it is meaningless to go back on it. After thinking for a while, he really came up with an idea.

Situ Zhang, the buddy who works in the insurance industry every time he makes a full set, he has heard him talk about it many times. It is said that it is a salesman of a large insurance company, and he must have a lot of customer lists. Buying insurance is usually because you are afraid of paying yourself. Accidents, so people who are prone to accidents will definitely buy insurance just in case, this Huang Li Shi himself has the ability to predict good fortune and transfer blessings. If he can start from these customers who buy insurance, maybe he can. Open up a market for this conservative old business. When the time comes, the person who buys car insurance will show him which day it is not suitable to travel, and the person who buys accident insurance will show him the day when the accident is about to happen, although the insurance money may not be enough. It must be impossible to get it, but who doesn't expect to be healthy and everything goes well, and as long as he can get his reputation out, he will naturally not worry about others not coming to his door.

Situ Zhang, who was sitting on the side at the moment, naturally didn't know what Xiao Nanzhu was thinking. He just thought that Xiao Nanzhu really wanted to have a meal, so he simply agreed.

"Okay, then don't let my pigeons go this time. Magnolia Restaurant's mutton stove and hairy crab pot, I'll give you some special ones, okay?"

"Then remember to choose the bigger one... I want to eat the female crab."

Such a shameless sentence, Xiao Nanzhu also smiled after getting a dead fish eye from Situ Zhang through his sunglasses. It happened that he stood up and was about to go to the bathroom to wash up. Situ Zhang waved his hand and said that I am He also left first and had to go straight out, but when he was about to reach the door, he still took out a set of steaming pancakes in his small bag, and then pointed at Xiao Nanzhu. opened his mouth,

"Hurry up and eat it while it's hot, it's going to be cold in a while, I'm leaving."

Situ Zhang has been good to him since he was a child, and Xiao Nanzhu is used to it. If this kid hadn't been straight and straight, maybe when he was fifteen or sixteen years old, Xiao Nanzhu would have found a small hotel to knock him down, but In the end, this kind of thing is about fate. Xiao Nanzhu has been in the army for so many years. It is not that Xiao Nanzhu has never seen the little soldier who rubbed his leg and called him brother, and tried to hook up with him, but some things didn’t go that far. Nanzhu is used to it and can't promise anyone. Now that he is back in a familiar place, he doesn't want to let others know about his hobby. While Xiao Nanzhu was brushing his teeth while thinking about it, his ears moved. , I instantly felt that there was some movement outside, which penetrated into my ears.

"Hey, are you here? Have you had breakfast yet?"

Leaning out of the bathroom, he glanced at the young man who had just landed on the almanac outside. Hearing him talking to himself, Twenty-five also pursed his lips and looked up at him. He is a young man who looks and dresses a bit like Twenty-Four, but his temperament is quite different. If Twenty-Four is a lively and lively teenager, this kid has a face that says that he is not easy to get along with, but Xiao Nanzhu I also understand that anyone who seems to have this kind of personality is actually quite shy and shy, and just last night, Twenty-Four specially told Xiao Nanzhu about the relationship between him and Twenty-Five. relation.

"My relationship with Twenty-Five, how should I put it, it can be fully explained with one song!"

"Yo? What song?"

"Ah~~~ah~~twenty-five~~you are more than twenty-four~~~a day~~~ah~~~ah~~~twenty-four~~~you are less than twenty-five~~a day~~~"

"… "

Putting aside Twenty-Four's demonic and brainwashed singing, Xiao Nanzhu stepped on slippers from the bathroom and took out a cigarette. Twenty-five sat obediently on the sofa in the living room and waited for him during this process. When he opened his mouth and told himself what to do, Xiao Nanzhu could see his nervousness at a glance, so he immediately smiled.

"Don't be nervous, it's my first day at work, please take care of me."

When he walked across the sofa, he touched Twenty-Five's lowered head, Twenty-Five raised his head as if his hair was blown up when Xiao Nanzhu touched him, and his round eyes widened.

"What are you doing!! No... don't touch my head!!"

This attitude of his made Xiao Nanzhu laugh even more ill-intentioned, but he understood that cats can't be amused too much, and he didn't go on to provoke Twenty-Five. He just went to the kitchen and took Situ The breakfast that Zhang brought him was heated in the microwave for a minute, and then he reheated the preserved egg and lean meat porridge that he had cooked in the morning, and then caught fire to fry two soft-hearted eggs.

Twenty-five sitting in the living room hadn't had breakfast yet, and when he smelled the smell wafting from the kitchen, he straightened his back subconsciously. Logically speaking, apart from fireworks offerings, they don't need to eat all kinds of grains and grains, but Twenty-Five is a glutton, and can't move when he sees delicious food. In the past, Xiao Nanzhu's grandma's cooking skills were good, so every time it was his turn to go to work, Twenty-Five would be happier than usual. Now this Xiao Nanzhu, who has inherited his grandma's good cooking skills, is now It appeared, and the heartbeat of Twenty-Five, who had been hungry for several years, was quickened at this moment. He cautiously looked at the kitchen door, he wiped the saliva that did not exist on his mouth, and then felt a little embarrassed. Xiao Nanzhu whispered to Xiao Nanzhu who was frying eggs,

"Well, can I have... I want two soft-hearted eggs... #^_^#"